If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

I blame Phil. A while ago i had My hands on "Long earth" but decided i might as well start from the beginning. I did read " small gods" some 15 years ago but never delved further into the Pratchett universe. Now im Reading all the discworld novells in chronological order ( i only took a Quick break ...

http://cdn.pinknews.co.uk/images/2016/10/GettyImages-619309888_640x345_acf_cropped.jpg Of course it may not mean anything. *shrug* But I would not get too upset just yet. "I have the best gays." :gay-rainbow: :gay-rainbowflag: As I said, it's not Trump I fear but Pence. The election sure was intens...

Welcome back Immanuel Kant Even tho they said you can't Bring it back with a rhyme Every time Because you're a bit of a [note to self, find something that fits before submitting] Even if rhyming´s prefered You only missed one silly word Please keep submitting, as you see fitting I will not floooosh...

I was at a gig when Doom played back in the 90´s. I remember wakening up when they played Police Bastard, watched for a while, then passing out again. My memory sucks, but i find it easier to remember the gigs i missed out due to drinking responsibly rather than the gigs i actually watched. On the ...

I was at a gig when Doom played back in the 90´s. I remember wakening up when they played Police Bastard, watched for a while, then passing out again. My memory sucks, but i find it easier to remember the gigs i missed out due to drinking responsibly rather than the gigs i actually watched. On the ...

@Drokkit BBC R4 covered women in punk in it's 'Front Row' programme today. Using 'Grime' and 'Drag'-art as representing the new anti-establishment. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07mvy85 I'd be interested in your take on the show having seen more than a few issues with it from my own perspective....

rayshul wrote:Is it terrible if I admit I've never read the series?

yes

If nothing else for the suing potential potential.

Even if it says that thing about fictional characters, i would to like to know if someone stole my lifes story and put in a book:-)

So Daniel Craig doesn't want to do another Bond film. Get ready for the SJW project of trying to co-opt everything you used to like, with their chorus of "Cast a black dude or a woman or you're worse than Hitler!" Then they'll cast Tom Hiddleston and all the SJW girlies will shut up because they fa...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
John D wrote: No one ever listens to the engineers.
That's cuz you morans designed the Sherman.

I misred that as "...designed the Steersman"

Would make the nefarious rather than morans i guess.

:hankey:

:hankey: Nec is the Pits Joseph Kony He stole the art straight from Bhoytony He said heÂ´d delete, but will use it as meat While boppinÂ´ his tiny baloney Always in an autistic tantrum Stemming from his mental spectrum But heÂ´ll run out of gas, and burgers from his ass With his mouth tied so tight...

I like Nec. I haven't gotten the impression that he is trying to get pity points for his aspergers. He just seems to feel that he has to explain himself. I dunno, but I am choosing to give him the benefit of the doubt for now. That is exactly what he is trying to do, it is one of the symptoms (we k...

As I replied in HuffPo ... <snip> So is this you're way of telling us you have autism? You might want to make that more explicit in your posts. Looking through this thread I see the word "retard" used numerous times. I don't see words like "nigger", "queer", "poofter", "dyke" used at all. It tells ...

* Too Many Have Lost the Plot* This isn't directed (per se) at anyone in particular, but the tentacle rape crap is really staring to get a bit silly as those who are beating that drum seem to be losing focus on what is the important issue -- the hypocrisy of mendacious and uncharitable interpretati...

I hope you dont find this deplorable
Since i found this pic quite adorable
Like the FTB wreck, and Bhoytoys thumb over Nec
I think this is simply fedorable
http://i.imgur.com/wFe6F1T.jpg?1

Guestus Aurelius wrote:The Bjarte Marathon is by far my favorite Pit thing that's happened since I've been here. I laugh-cried more than once. Too damn funny!

Rapists keep spreading this rumour
That BjartesÂ´s as fun as a tumour
But slapstick is dead, so iÂ´ll keep you fed
With my Bjarte-approved fap-schlick humour

http://i.imgur.com/JvcYwiE.gif Love it. Fuzzy, can you tell me which website/software you use to make simple gifs like this? Thanks. I use gimp. Gimp will give an option to interpret multiple layers as frames in an animation when you save as a gif. Filter- animation gives some ability to play them ...

Somebody should do something about it. It appears Skep thought it was just an FtB bread crumb doxxing. Now it appears there was inter-network collusion. Could someone please compose a short limerick to deal with this. Thanks in advance. /snark. Waz up Dox? I guess itÂ´s rather predictable To rhyme ...

free thoughtpolice wrote:The same Ben Zvan that is suspected of having sex with a cow? :o

PZs busy with mermaid detentions
So who will speak up for miss Benson
All those opponents, over at Nugents
Needs some bovine intervention

Parody Accountant wrote:
Gumby wrote:Found on twitter.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BzOP9MiCMAAtDhx.png
Please tell me oolon's face is a meme associated with idiot white knights

I canÂ´t believe anyone with access to internet could have missed the Oolon meme.

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Gumby wrote:http://i.imgur.com/1bZRsEh.jpg

Lately my hearing has gone to shit
I must need an otolaryngologist
Did irony reach Zen? PZ, come again
Who harbours this haven for Ograpists?

I'm impressed by the limericists here. Some â€™pitters have quite a good ear. But still I like most Immy K's slant-rhyme poems. (Do you see what I did there?) Sometimes thereÂ´s really no tellin If im clever or simply mispellin But who gifs a shit, iÂ´m not wordy of this But thanks anyway fellow Ye...

Since Zvan-related stuff is getting a bit tiresome iÂ´ll change subject. This is about a fictional female super hero. Like in video games and the atheist community i think thereÂ´s a need for strong female role models. And this goes for the totes dude-bro limerick-movement to. Have the Dick-Oafie tr...

Since the Pit seems to have become properly Yemminized, maybe i should focus on my shoop talent. The shoop to end all shoops. ItÂ´s uniquely fine tuned to give the Zvanlet the horror experience she clearly expects from the Pit. Ape+Gumby. Go hide in a corner This will make Mykerus Gifs look like chi...

fuzzy wrote:And how about Mofo "Miss" Andery?
One guesses her nethers a sandery
But older or newer
I'd probably do her
With condom and Bluetooth on hands-free

"Whats sauce for the MoFo, is sauce for the Honeybander"

sinister wrote:There once was a Svan from Nantucket...

I got nuthin.

..With so many logs in her bucket
She had breakfast and brunch, then a lovely lunch
She thought: "save some for dinner?, nah, fuck it"

Sister punishers and Shitlord-kins, itÂ´s time for the annual Zvan-award! And the prize goes to... :rimshot: ...FTB! For outstanding double standard labour When doing PZ this favour Letting him off the hook, along with Canuck When accused of rapey behaviour If you thought the official decree Were th...

"On this glorious one time occasion
FTB lurks Lsuomas creation
To see where its at, but beware of the scat
Or youÂ´ll drown by your own salivation"

:animals-panda: Sorry for doing this Katamari. But i felt some one should enact the labor to fill the quota of homophobia now that we have important visitors here in the Pit. May you find enough spoons in your heart to forgive me. "As treacherous as was Mata Hari As lost was our own Katamari His ma...

Straight outta Zvanton

When you judge us please dont be to quick
To dismiss us as chill girls and dicks
At the end of the day, your Slyme Pit foray
Will help you with bait for the clicks

No no no, Laden should be lurking in the box! Noooooo! This is obvious in hindsight and i curse your corrective ways. This.Wont.Do.!.!.!. Trigger Warning: Might contain traces of death threats and possible appropriation of brittish slang. "To see this kind of shit when i login Thats my hobby horse ...

Immanuel K, never shirking Switched to shooping when poems weren't working PZ eying the ass Of some lass in his class While she no doubt was thinking of twerking. Bovarchist went beserking Over this meme we call twerking In his sex fantasy, he rhymed about me No doubt while wanking and jerking That...

Ape and Gumby, stop feeding my hybris!

http://i.imgur.com/h2R9htj.jpg?1

According to PZ Myers, Slymepitter now equals rapist. This is, of course, very rich coming from an accused rapist like himself, who also allows a self-confessed child rapist to comment on his blog. I have been studying Gumby and Ape closely and taking notes. After month of finetuning it to perfecti...

[.youtube]35uU8ZadCXM[/.youtube] http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=35uU8ZadCXM Apropos, something somewhat problematic When i try to sort noize from the static Can someone Steersplain, what might be plain Cause i find all the answers erratic Are they in equally need of a trigge...

As for me I have moved on to The Joshua Tree. Stop. Go directly to Boy . Do not pass 1991. Do not collect Zooropa . For scat to u2? According to South Park episode 9, season 11, itÂ´s the same discussion. The polished turd that is U2 Like scattish haggis seasoned in the loo Post War is a no no, era...

[youtube]35uU8ZadCXM[/youtube] Apropos, something somewhat problematic When i try to sort noize from the static Can someone Steersplain, what might be plain Cause i find all the answers erratic Are they in equally need of a trigger Or is one of the two offense bigger Meanings meander, are they anal...

See my comment above , which was held in moderation by Adam Lee. It seems he deleted it (can't see it anymore, and clicking the link just leads to the article). He posted instead... FYI: I've updated the post with one more example of the pattern it discusses. Scroll down to the end for details. Als...

ThereÂ´s this porn flick out says the murmur
About an alleged legendary TAM-spermer
Starring a white vÃ¶lkisch wagon, and a tailgating dragon
TitleÂ´s: " Allison VS. the Shermer

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:moon: There are more turds in your posts, Mykeru... IÂ´ve seen this alarming tendency Of fecal matter abundancy I say as the Horde, youÂ´re a litteral Shit Lord By denying the turds their own agency How do Shit Lord make for a living? But iÂ´ll try not to be unforgiving And if my brain let, iÂ´ll ...

James Caruthers wrote:[...SJWs at XOXOfest.

Behold the Prejudice and Pride
When politics and faith coincide
Free-From-Thought-identitarians or prude victorians?
It turns out to all be the same side

The title for that poem was: The Nugget and the Prude.

Any mild transgression wonÂ´t elude The resident FTB prude If you defend the Dawk, she comes down like a hawk Bye, bye, Michael now you are screwed What you donÂ´t see Mr. Nugent You are Pitter or FTB-saint Theres no other way, no cats are grey You comes off like a bad mermaid student Som find this ...

YES, I MEAN YOU PITTERS!!!1 ItÂ´s time to end this obscenity You should all be banned for eternity Not for rape threats, on the internet But offensive words used so niggardly Don't tone troll me, Mr. K, I'll say what I want to say. Civility's for racists And white cis-het rapists. Do you even SJ, b...

YES, I MEAN YOU PITTERS!!!1

ItÂ´s time to end this obscenity
You should all be banned for eternity
Not for rape threats, on the internet
But offensive words used so niggardly

So Cracked has given Zoe Quinn a platform to tell her one sided story. They literally ignore thousands of twitter users who are talking about gamers gate. http://www.donotlink.com/bnbz Did she fuck David Wong? Katamari youÂ´ve been here for long But your assumptions are socially justically wrong Ma...

dog puke wrote:http://i.imgur.com/wc6THQ8.jpg

Should they ignore or just mock?
IÂ´ve got concious raising advices in stock
So for Sam and Dick, hereÂ´s a friendly tip
In the form of Zinnias girl cock

HunnyBunny wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:Damn. One too many brought's in that limerick.
You bought too many broughts, were they 2 for 1 at Countdown?

I bought that you brought two times of brought
If you hadnt told, youÂ´d never be caught
Synonyms i sought, but found nought but drought
Now lets purge La-den right out of our thoughts

Is Ryan a friend or former friend of Peezus and Co? I tried googling and I didn't find much except some gay activism. If the story about Ryan is true (BIG IF), then it sounds like he was going through some things. "I'm going to kill myself" could be melodrama, or it could be serious depression. htt...

IÂ´m not sure if this is real. It looks a bit photoshopped to me. On the real Greg Laden i believe you can see the actual rape switch. Thought Immanuel K would wade in With a lim'rick 'bout Greg Laden A face like a willy On the end of a chilli Left him faint; poor maiden Well, please allow me to re...

OK CH20, I am not big on doxxing... but sometimes it is a necessary evil. http://i.imgur.com/AlZvgXM.jpg I wonder if Ape would like to use his TM shoop style to blend Laden's face onto my chilicock? I'm glad to, but I haven't come up with anything worth crap. The right confluence of parts, lighting...

I can't do limericks cause I suck at rhymes and I find them pretty boring because I have no idea how they're supposed to be read in any kind of coherent rhythm. Phil i can sense your confusion Giving up though is not the solution Riddim and rhyme, will all blend in time ItÂ´s really just a simple f...

It is rape if you don't have consent which is more than just what they meant they can later decide (or be convinced by one side) that it wasn't just sex - "pay my rent!" Along comes a Blue Shifting Rhino But avatar evidence says albino! But we know what to do, with pretenders like you Please insert...

austin wrote:
In truth your giving PZ some good ideas. I'd buy that book if it were available. It would be a huge step up from The Cranky Atheist.

Come here little student menhaden...
Oh. You said a MERE maiden.
But you started this itch and I canÂ´t reach the switch!
Hurry, lets invite Greg Laden!

I suspect Walter Ego has a few such videos stashed away. You could PM him? Also, my shiny new avatar seems to fit the "cock-fondling" criteria. Try flicking your bean to that. Your capsicum cock is cute and all But it's just a little bit too small So, I'll flick my bean To some other scene And then...

Ape+lust wrote:
Immanuel K wrote:Come girls get your education
From Myers sexual revelations
If you need a drink, heÂ´ll be squirting some ink
When you reach tentacle penetration
http://imgur.com/HuLGPUU.jpg

Non-forced tentacle hugs if you want them and consent enthusiastically the CCC way(please sign: here, here and here)...

Nice! I would imagine PX explaining sex to a little girl while holding a nautilus or other cephalopod. http://imgur.com/pdcIFmf.jpg It's a little weird. I feel like I'm trespassing on Service Dog's territory :D Come girls get your education From Myers sexual revelations If you need a drink, heÂ´ll ...

Ape+lust wrote:

A blue haired self made drama queen
Was drunk while flippinÂ´her bean
But without CCC :naughty: Selfrape :shock: Page PZ :idea:
HeÂ´d be fappy to intervene

I hope you manage to untangle This Depression Quest you have to handle As a butterly on a wheel, i know how you feel Trust me, i once sprayed an ankle ---- I do hope you get better . From my oh so humble beginnings lurking over at PZs blog getting more and annoyed with that place. I tend to see huma...

Git wrote:
Oh as requested, your basket of links:

http://desktop-wallpapers.net/wallpaper ... basket.jpg

The links were so cute dear olÂ´ Git
Made me want to denounce all the shit
As per Dick-Oafie- pact, i will now redact
All offensive words, so thank you fuckwit!

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