If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Michael K Gray wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:We're finally having the Haggis & tatties for lunch. Topical...
Wot! No 'neaps?

I already said they'd be replaced by minced red cabbage. I don't like 'neaps (wooot?!? BURN HIM! BURN THE MECREANT!!!)

We're finally having the Haggis & tatties for lunch. Topical...

I don't like the recent Oglaf - it's more of that wah wah misogyny shit that is currently driving me nuts on the internet. Or am I missing a joke? I cannot get into your mind enough to answer definitively, but I think that you are missing the joke. Try this: Place yourself in the rÃ´le of the cool ...

I discovered Oglaf yesterday through a link here, and I've already finished reading the whole thing. Brilliant stuff, a bit like a NSFW Looking For Group.

http://www.lafistiniere.fr/pages/home_engpag.html

:whistle:

superhamzah85 wrote:Some drunk dude is trying really, really hard to offend me. I'm from Glasgow, you need to bring out your heavy weapons dude.

To be fair, Lost Control is catching up on more than a week of posting here. Let's wait and see...

I interviewed some women in downtown Scranton, PA asking them what they think of when they hear "creepy man." This was inspired by skepticism surrounding my thoughts of what people consider to be 'creepy men' (largely based on appearance). My thoughts seem to be confirmed. *snip video Justin, you'r...

I'm wondering if I should start the Coalition Of Metalhead Atheists, or COMA.

Naaah, might not be so lively...

Sorry, not drunk tonight, I've had a shitty day in bed due to health problems. Again. And I'm going back under the blanket now.

Yeah, I can't see superhamzah85's posts being quote mined at all. Looks like we may have a new oolon... Maybe. Or maybe it could be someone who has been infused with a misconception of the Pit by reading too much FTB/A+ propaganda and thinks they might fit in by posting crude and sexist jokes. Won'...

That's the UK right? I have a friend of a friend who works on train stations and he said the same thing happened a few weeks (months?) ago. Could be the same incident. I think this sort of thing might happen more often than people realise. I remember a friend of mine getting the train back from wor...

Lulz! This Listverse offeringis quite adequate (esp. entry #4)

http://listverse.com/2012/11/07/top-10- ... rian-fads/

Turisas, Myrath, Orphaned Land, Kerion (I do the choirs there), Pathfinder, Luca Turilli's Rhapsody (not gonna recommend Rhapsody of Fire, despite what Justin Vacula may say), Blind Guardian, Vision Divine... Many thanks sir, some were known to me such as the incomparable Turisas but there are many...

That's one of them, but I was mainly thinking of a detective show - I think it was Jonathan Creek or something like that. There was an atheist professor stereotype - he got murdered and that was the crime to be solved. Sounds similar to a Dexter season 6 episode. That one, to be precise: http://www...

Notung wrote:That's one of them, but I was mainly thinking of a detective show - I think it was Jonathan Creek or something like that. There was an atheist professor stereotype - he got murdered and that was the crime to be solved.

Sounds similar to a Dexter season 6 episode.

*Pissed as in "drunk". Oh you guessed so...

How do I get on that gravy-train of cons? I'm sure I could spend more than the 5 minutes Jennifer is using to get ready for her speech. And I think I can pull off some really corny and crappy "humorous" comments that Rebecca is prone to. Let me write that for you. Then Franc can cunt-check it, and ...

Not going to Skepicon this year. Or any previous years. Or any future years. Because:

A) I don't live in the US

And

B) even if I did, I still wouldn't go.

Too big to embed - http://www.imagebam.com/image/9e9e03219336985 http://i.imgur.com/dgAJZ.jpg?1 You know, the sad thing is she might actually get in quite some trouble regarding these copyright infrigements. Those Namco and BBC people are not as nice as the people she's used to deal with. If she's ...

http://i1158.photobucket.com/albums/p605/BarnOwlTX/ScreenShot2012-11-09at55755AM_zpsb6d8db05.png PeeZus, tragic martyr for the skeptical cause. Greta's call for donations got me thinking about how much cash is involved for those riding first class on the skeptical gravy train. She specifically ment...

That could come in handy: https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:RAPE.gif Epileptic rape victims will love it! Maybe, I'm not sure. Having a seizure right now*. In other words: gflhldfgn:kjhjdsbngdghfkldshngjrshngkljrshnjgm! *No, I'm not epileptic, not even elipsistic, I just like flashing colors. O...

The (very) tiny drummer in that video was my second album's drummer, Pierre-Emmanuel "Piwee" (yeah, I know) Desfray

And Darth, here's soome Myrath goodness:

[youtube]IMvqMHST2Is[/youtube]

That could come in handy:

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:RAPE.gif

*snip* By the by, I find that folks such as yourself tend to know other worthy bands, wouldst thou share your most noteworthy fellows? Turisas, Myrath, Orphaned Land, Kerion (I do the choirs there), Pathfinder, Luca Turilli's Rhapsody (not gonna recommend Rhapsody of Fire, despite what Justin Vacul...

Are Bhoytony and I the only ones to realise that avatars should reflect the forum's overall theme of misogyny and violence? Mine is a motherfucking snake! How more misogynistic and violent can it get? Bastard condemned women to eternal sin and shit, and even Samuel L. Jackson has had enough of thes...

Yeah, apparently. He might even have a point or two on that thread but i'm having difficulty reading it through the massive amount of butt-hurt and rage-tears. Oh wait. I think its just another pissed off trans. This comment triggered an epiphany about the interrelationship between the participants...

ceepolk is now a moderator at atheism plus forum: http://atheismplus.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=1344&start=25#p45744 Who's next? Setar, Cipher, or Kassiane? Step right up & place your bets. The commentariat all seem to be excited to have a new dom. That's not a dom. Before Rystefn starts to pon...

Mykeru wrote:
Are you typing in Ophelia Benson's cunt?

*Do not steep so low*

Oh, whatever!

Yes, there seems to be a bit of an echo. Lsuomo: first time it happened to me, as I hit the "submit" button only once.

Mykeru wrote:

Back when things were DOSsy, I would tell people all problems then were having could be solved by

A:\> FORMAT C:

Yeah, I'm basically an asshole.

Fucking bastard! I fell for that one a few times (yeah, I was that stoopid).

Mykeru wrote:

Back when things were DOSsy, I would tell people all problems then were having could be solved by

A:\> FORMAT C:

Yeah, I'm basically an asshole.

Fucking bastard! I fell for that one a few times (yeah, I was that stoopid).

Hej, alla svenskar! There's a lot of Swedes here in the slymepit. And a lot of Brits. And Australians, and Canadians and assorted other forrinerz. But a lack of USians - proportional to their numbers in the wider skeptic/atheist movement. I suspect this question of regionality underlies many of the...

The only thing I liked about DOS was this overwhelming feeling that I was some kind of hacker for typing /RUN. Since my Amiga-500 years and until 2001, I had nothing to have fun with, except my dad's PowerMac. It really taught me I'm more of a PC person. We still have pristine Atary 520 STs for sale...

That's a tough one. The 3 released albums all have quite a diferent vibe to them. The first one (Of Wars in Osyrhia) is female vocals with a heavy symphonic element. Second one (The Fall of an Empire) is male vocals and more guitar driven (the best solos are on that one, I suppose). Third one (Scor...

(I agree they could be - calling women 'bitches and hoes' in the hip-hop video rapper sense probably fits into that category - but calling a particular woman a 'bitch' when she maliciously tries to kill someone or get them fired from their job, is not.) (underline mine) Yeah, but see, now you are b...

On the second day of my relationship with Ali, we had a 2 hours delay at the airport while waiting to fly to Copenhagen. We went to the terminal's Barnes & Noble to get a couple of Gin Tonic cans, and I asked if she was over 25. That's when I learned she's 2 years older than me. If you want to figh...

Can't participate, I have a permastache. When I shave it, I look like I'm 15, and I'm worried this would associate me with A+ or sumthin... I've had a beard for over ten years, and still I have to show ID when I try to buy anything even vaguely alcoholic. I'm beginning to worry I'll find out that I...

Can't participate, I have a permastache. When I shave it, I look like I'm 15, and I'm worried this would associate me with A+ or sumthin...

I also have "organic" rice cakes, and I'm not afraid to use them. Be warned BarnOwl!

And I don't care what you people think of my comments today!

Because:

A) Haggis

B) Marmite

C) Breakfast was a Marmite and Porchetta sandwich. Maybe there's a god after all, because it was heavenly.

Michael K Gray wrote:Perusing the PZ Acid Post, when I chanced upon this astonishingly clueless remark:

I find it quite uncanny that you are capping the exact same comment I'm reading right now. Maybe we can sync our periods?

Good on the US for Obama's re-election.

And I agree that Myers is not always wrong. I'll even go as far as to say he's often more right than wrong.

He's still a fucking arsehole with an ego the size of Jupiter, though....

No need to thank me, PZ, that one was on the house.

What a happy guy looks like: *snip pic* fuck you, Phil I'm keeping that photo for the next time someone claims the French know all about food. BTW I think I recognise that Clik Clak you're sitting on Phil - Fly? I have no bloody idea how you rightly guessed it's a Fly Click Clack, as this cover is ...

Also, they are the most humorless bunch of fucks. I can't imagine actually liking any of them (I'm talking about the commenters mostly). I remember once PZ Myers posted a video of "Shit Skeptics Say", and hardly anyone could just say, "Yeah that was funny", they had to critique it or complain about...

Fuck, I realise I may have just outted this commenter to the Stasi.

Fuck fuck fuck! I'm sorry if it comes to a ban over there. Still, you know where to go if it happens...

Interesting comment on D4m1on's blog post: As a little kitty in a pink dress, I don't feel very safe commenting on FtB, so I haven't. I read Slymepit and find it amusing with my morning coffee, but I know if I comment, I will automatically be banned on FtB , as "Big Brother is watching" and they kno...

Is Setar actually for real, or is he Poeing the shit out of everyone? I'm having a bit of a hard time imagining someone actually believing the shit he comes up with, it's just so far removed from reality, and so obviously crazy... Some of the stuff is just way beyond sanity, it's right up there rub...

And Lousy Jason can, of course, go fuck himself. [insert saucy joke (that will totally be represented as a real opinion) about the impossibility of fucking himself due to the small size of his manhood. I'm in a 'don't give a shit' mood, I've got Marmite and Haggis!]

MACSWEEN HAGGIS! The best one one I've had (and bloody should be at Â£4 a pop). We're gonna try it this week. First time I've had this brand. Tatties, of course, are the mandatory side dish... Together with neeps. Not a big neeps fan, but I can substitute with raw, fine cut red cabbage. Is that goo...

Tony Parsehole wrote:MACSWEEN HAGGIS! The best one one I've had (and bloody should be at Â£4 a pop).

We're gonna try it this week. First time I've had this brand. Tatties, of course, are the mandatory side dish...

What a happy guy looks like:

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo35 ... armite.jpg

Tony Parsehole wrote:@Ape-Lust
I reviewd your picture for you. You need to check a few privileges.

And 1 brand-new internet for you Tony! Excellent.

I thought it was racist to imply that only Germans were into cannibalism, so I was trying to show that at least one other race were capable of it. I would have used the highland Scots as an example of another race of cannibals (we eat haggis so clearly we are capable) but what happens in the glenn ...

Andrew: he's Japanese, so it is racist stereotype regarding cannibalism.

Also, faster than Franc for once about Miewes!

Wrong quote, I was responding to:

The only instance of consensual cannibalism i've ever heard of involved a couple of white guys. Chopped his dick off, ate it and then killed the guy with his full permission. Germans...

real horrorshow wrote:Bugger, quote fail. My bit was:
If it's not in Koba it's in House of Meetings

Yup, that's the one linked in my previous comment.

Revolutions eat their own children; but A+Theism is setting a world speed-record in cannibalism! Now youre just othering them, racist imperialist! http://i.imgur.com/rzQz9.png Some people don't have Google? Or Wikipedia? I feel privileged. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes http://en.wikiped...

Lsuoma wrote:Phil "Nice Guy" Giordano

It's Giordana, mother fucker! Do I call you Lsuomo? No? Didn't think so!

How's that for "nice guy"? (ok, I'm trying, but it's really hard*.)

*That's what she said!**

**Is that misogynist?

I am now convinced Justin Vacula is a Foot Clan boss (for TMNT nostalgics):

http://i391.photobucket.com/albums/oo35 ... inFoot.jpg

AndrewV69 wrote:@ReneeHendricks

Since you indicated an interest in the MRM I thought I would draw your attention to the paper linked below.

Do you that door to door as well, Jehova's Witness like?

Arya Stark wrote:and I thought it stands for "Tiberius" :)

Was gonna say...

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