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There probably aren't a lot of NBA fans here, but I just want to extend my condolences to Abbie, because her team, the OKC Thunder just lost their best player to the greatest team in NBA history. So she might have sadz. Me...I'm doing the happy dance. I used to be able to get $5 tickets at 7-11 for...

ESPN did their 20 best current NBA players back in April (before the playoffs). Number 1, #5, #10 and #13 all now start for the Warriors. GS just needs a competent big man to get rebounds and they will be unstoppable. They were great before, but now they've upgraded Harrison Barnes to Kevin Durant.....

There probably aren't a lot of NBA fans here, but I just want to extend my condolences to Abbie, because her team, the OKC Thunder just lost their best player to the greatest team in NBA history.

So she might have sadz. Me...I'm doing the happy dance.

Does anyone know: a) the early symptoms of Hantavirus, and; b) is cognac swigged straight from the bottle an antidote? Aren't you in Washington? I think hanta has dessert mouse vector. Maybe in Washington they have mice for dessert. Hanta is a virus that infects white males predominately. Someone i...

I don't know why I find this hilarious,

https://www.yahoo.com/news/lgbt-gun-gro ... tml?ref=gs

I suppose it's because it confuses the in-group out-group dynamics.

It appears as if Admiral Peezus is about to lose the game of Battleship. Laden the Destroyer was sunk quite awhile ago. The old Battlewagon has sailed back to B&W, listing heavily to port. Now, after having received 5 consecutive hits, his Carrier has exploded all over everybody. All he has left is ...

My nineteen year old son is leaving in 30 mins with his girlfriend for his first independant overseas trip to Poland. Now that mother has packed his bags. I hope you know he's probably going to have sex with that girl. No, no, no. He said they were going to travel and he was going to introduce her ...

As to the Brexit, I pretty much figured that as an American it isn't my business to opine on the vote. But I just looked at my 401k investments..... Fuck! I'm really hoping that this is just a panic reaction that will blow over in a few days.... So far, it shouldn't be that bad (unless you were hol...

Dammit...ninja'd

comhcinc wrote:Da Fuck is this thing?

http://i.imgur.com/2vfatdl.jpg

Better question is: What is McCreight doing in the background?

The Pound is trading at $1.34....YIKES!

The pundits are saying that if Brexit wins, then the US stock market will take a big hit in the morning and Euro stocks will be worse. Isn't anyone thinking of my 401K? I kind of like where it is currently. During the recession I dumped everything I had into equities when the DOW was at 6,800 and to...

Who is Carrier going to sue? The victim who kicked this off? Heina? Zvan? And how can he say any of that shit with a straight face after what he said about Shermer, Radford, etc? Yeah, his statement is weird. I thought he would turn his legal artillery on FTB, namely Peezus, but it doesn't look lik...

Now CNN is stating that there were two explosions (and gun fire) at the departure terminal in Brussels and an explosion at a metro station downtown. Fuckers (the terrorists, not CNN)! The terminal looked pretty damaged.

Brussels...that's somewhere between Syria and Lebanon?

http://www.cnn.com/2016/03/22/europe/br ... index.html

I have some friends (okay, acquaintances) that spend hours mulling over their brackets for the men's NCAA Basketball Tournament. Yale upsets Baylor in the first round, which breaks 99% of the brackets. I find that hilarious. That's probably why they are "acquaintances" and not friends...still funny ...

#M-Orbit-obesity

Given that Clinton is likely to nominate judges who are at least SJW-friendly, that's not necessarily a bad thing. Are there any senior judges that are SJW friendly? My impression is that the batshit SJW stuff is confined to non-judicial channels (such as kangaroo courts in universities). In other ...

Here's my best scenario for the election: Hilary is nominated. Trump doesn't have enough delegates, but is close. The Republicans in power try to push the nomination towards Kasich or (they hold their noses) Cruz. On the second ballot, the uncommitted delegates (those who were for Rubio, et al) swin...

I must be losing my sense of humor, as I don't find URL these funny at all. Maybe I just don't have the right perspective...

RE: Woolly Bumblebee I liked her videos when they started with, "Woolly Bumblebee....bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz". Don't know why, just did. She stopped doing that, I quit watching. Now that she has that lip ring, I find it distracting. Lip rings from this point forward, will always remind me of this...

comhcinc wrote:I hope before I am done with middle age I can become middle class.

My clan started poor, then we moved into the middle class, now we are heading for poor again. It's a viscous kyklos.

Ugh! All the news stations are glorifying Nancy Reagan. I couldn't stand that bitch.

Sorry, guy leaf blowing outside...can't think straight.

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That is very ablest Phil. You disappoint me. It's not the glasses per say. Actually glasses on certain types of girls are a real turn-on for me. It's just the deformation of very thick lenses that, to me, makes the girl unattractive by giving the impression she has very tiny, dim eyes. <snip> [yout...

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If you can stomach watching what's going to happen to you, this guy does CO2 laser Stapedectomies and provides videos of the procedure. It's pretty amazing what they do nowadays.

http://www.earsurgery.org/surgery/stapedectomy/

Sorry to butt in. I have a question for the medically minded members here. I wouldn't be so cheeky as to ask for actual medical advice, but I've been looking for some general information and have drawn a bit of a blank. I have Otosclerosis, as the result of which I am pretty much completely deaf in...

Even worse , What's with the awful looking toenail and how is it a sign you will die soon? :shock: Maybe the idea is, that if you can't see your feet and your toenails get that bad, your obesity problem is going to give you a heart attack. "You have really gross toenails". "I do? I haven't seen the...

Australian town consumed by hairy panic . For others who have to look this up after reading the article: paddock 1. a small field or enclosure where horses are kept or exercised. I know what "paddock" means (seriously, who wouldn't?), but I'm unfamiliar with that word in the definition, "exercised"...

Lastly, having been a Pit person from before there was a Pit, and having been, I think the 4th or 5th responder to ERV's initial "Bad Form Rebecca Watson" post, I gotta say, you are all really pretty fucking wonderful folks. <SNIP> I prefer comment #25 on that post by ERV by some guy named John C. ...

This whole thing you guys have about Dawkins getting off Twitter...like these clowns need some excuse for going after him. He's the king of the hill, they're on the bottom of the hill picking up scraps. Whenever they can upset the pile, their portion of the scraps increase. If it isn't Twitter, it'l...

Larry Metcalfe wrote:Dawkins was re-invited by NECSS
https://richarddawkins.net/2016/02/an-u ... own-words/

That audio recording by Richard was gut wrenching. This is why we despise the bastards! I think they've really done it this time...they almost killed Richard Fucking Dawkins!! :x

Richard...take a Coumadin and two baby aspirins...call me in the morning.

I feel happy that "Reginald" escaped this harpie. Can you imagine having sex with a woman as cruel and self-centered as Becci? 1) Becci goes out with a guy who is ex-Moromon and is probably not very experienced 2) Becci and ex-Mormon are back at her place and they are about to round home plate 3) B...

I don't suppose any of you young'ns remember Dan Hicks and the Hot Licks? Died today at age 74. Here's one of my favorites:

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Guess who turns 50 today?

What bollocks. I'm not declaring anything regarding the French's attitude, just saying that the highlighted sentences prove nothing. Deaths as a percentage of initial population is no kind of measure of a country's bravery or cowardice. All I'm saying is that the French were attacked, they defended...

Addendum: The "french are crap" myth also comes out of ww2. People who spout this have no knowledge of military history whatsoever. I find it particularly funny when it comes from an englishman, my repost usually being, yeah but they didn't have boats to run away from the fight (the glorious Dunkir...

Was this mentioned here:

http://www.businessinsider.com/richard- ... rds-2016-2

I may have missed it, since I've had to skim to catch up...miss one day around here and you have some digging to do.

Has PZ called Richard a Nazi yet?

Ellen Pao asks Twitter followers what to do after getting a Lyft from former juror: http://www.cnet.com/news/ellen-paos-not-so-excellent-lyft-adventure-with-juror-from-her-trial/#ftag=YHF65cbda0 Meh, I'll give her a break. When someone walks out of a courtroom after a trial, they don't expect to se...

Ellen Pao asks Twitter followers what to do after getting a Lyft from former juror:

http://www.cnet.com/news/ellen-paos-not ... YHF65cbda0

I don't think the Oregon thing came to a violent end. There's just 5 less of them at the wildlife refuge. There's still a passel (I think that's what biologists call a group of anti-government rednecks) of them occupying the center. This confrontation thinned out the leadership though. Maybe the res...

After many years of people thinking it,
Abe Vigoda is finally dead at 94. They don't make crumpled, broken character actors like that anymore.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
I'll turn 38 on Saturday. I can feel the middle-life crises lurching in. Helps!

Just be ecstatic that you've made it this far, everything considered.

I hope you have a great birthday.

Glenn Frey didn't even make it to 69.

File this under "EWWWWWWWWWW":

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/ar ... rdoch.html

Where there's a will, there's a way.

I think they should cremate Bowie, seal him up in a coffee can and put him in orbit, so he'll always be in a tin can far above the world.

Been up all night prepping for a colonoscopy scheduled for 7 AM. You would think medical science would find a better way to clean out your colon than making you drink that god awful stuff. At least I will start the New Year with a clean bowel.

How was your 2015 pitizens? Any goals for the new year? <snip> Okay, here's my rant about last year's New Year's resolution: I've never made such resolutions before, but I was at a New Year's party, they were going from person to person and I had been drinking. I said, lose 40 lbs., start riding my...

I think Vacula without a mustache looks like McFreight...they could be brothers.

I've got this image in my head of Carrier in his polo shirt (collar turned up), singing "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas"...

...it's a nightmare.

Anyway, I hope everyone had a happy Fetivus and is having a merry Christmas or whatever it is you celebrate.

Cheers

I didn't vote for Elyse, because most of these people are bad, evil people...whereas Elyse does bad things because she is seriously mentally ill (IMHO). I'm not sure if she could be a better person even if she wanted to be.

What's particularly disturbing to me is, that I know who all these cretins are. Ugh! Need a shower.

Carrier's more like the zombie penguin in the back there. Just need to turn his collar up.

Glad to hear that jimthepleb got a job milking cows.
We were all pulling for him.

Billboard in New Zealand upsets trans people and those who love them:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/artic ... d=11555104

Sorry to say, and extra sorry for Myers and his humanism, I didn't give a fuck about her fate. Not because she was a woman, but because she decided to associate with fuckers who decapitate, rape, throw off buildings..well, you see my drift. Fuck her! I understand your abhorrence of this young lady'...

I'm imaging Watson doing one of those stupid videos of hers and outside the window behind her is PZ's drone...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:

Fact: Minnesota is #1 state in providing ISIS recruits.

I can see that.
If you lived anywhere near U. Minnesota, Morris you'd have two choices: Exist in a barren wasteland with a bearded fanatic asshole,
or join ISIS.

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