If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

d4m10n wrote:I fucked all your girlfriends and wives. Also, your Moms.

And quite probably the horse you rode in on?

I have two of them, but they're not pure Pomeranian. They're probably Dameranians (dachshund-Pomeranian). For awhile we thought they might be Pomchis, but their bodies are too long. May I just say, Dog. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQrZCKieOGEZb1fr2WqZQgk_U1lY16OzISlT9PP_7zC...

ReneeHendricks wrote: Pepper aka "Monkey-Boy", the Pomeranian (yes, he does look like a fuzzy slipper):

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6Afm0MCMAADST-.jpg

Then you will need two of them. Otherwise one of your feet will get cold.

[ It can only get better after the fiasco of taking my damned Pomeranian into the vets. Sorry; must have misread. I thought that you said you had a dog. :whistle: Several - 4 in total. I should have said veterinarian's. "Vets" is a bit too much shorthand, I suppose. Dammit woman. I was taking the p...

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Latest trend in pets - a baby echidna - from Taronga Zoo in Sydney.

[ It can only get better after the fiasco of taking my damned Pomeranian into the vets. Sorry; must have misread. I thought that you said you had a dog. :whistle: Several - 4 in total. I should have said veterinarian's. "Vets" is a bit too much shorthand, I suppose. Dammit woman. I was taking the p...

franc wrote: Sacha has more balls than all of you combined.

Yes, I imagine that she has quite a collection.

ReneeHendricks wrote:[
It can only get better after the fiasco of taking my damned Pomeranian into the vets.

Sorry; must have misread. I thought that you said you had a dog.

:whistle:

I really don't care if your sexual philosophy might get you killed. Seriously I hope you get your lumpy fucking heads smashed in and I don't have to read any more of this shit. Yeah, I hate being forced to read shit too. I C what U did there You sir, win one smiley. (Sorry. We have run out of inter...

For, (as it comes with the Asperger's territory), I am sarcasm impaired. Yet, others are able to convey intent to me (with clarity) sans the requirement for smilies:- franc, Sacha, SN etc amongst them. Is it because they are reflexively familiar with, and at ease with, Aspies? You have both my rese...

Location: The wrong trouser of Time Is that a sideways reference to the 1960s-70s Pommy radio show "I'm Sorry, I'll read that again"? I'm ready to bet it's a reference to Terry Pratchett's "jingo". Who clearly and patently stole it from ISIRTA. Even if unintentionally. As have other folk, as I reca...

I shall ask once more, in hope of the expectation of a courteous reply. Good sir. Can you not please wait until I have finished mowing your lawns, cleaning your ceilings, folding your undies, and doing your banking? Actually I am on my phone on the way home and have no fornicating idea how to make ...

What was the turning point? I'm very curious. It isn't about them only, either. I've run into a lot of women of about that age (30s-early 40s) who have suddenly gone from being all lulz cunts jokes to PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO WOMYNZZZ. Did something happen to the entire world then? He talks about i...

What was the turning point? I'm very curious. It isn't about them only, either. I've run into a lot of women of about that age (30s-early 40s) who have suddenly gone from being all lulz cunts jokes to PEOPLE ARE BEING MEAN TO WOMYNZZZ. Did something happen to the entire world then? He talks about i...

And having had my whine after coming back from work (and finding the 'pit still deep in Rystefn...) I'm going to, er, now talk about Rystefn-sex... ish... Sooo hypocritical... For the curious, that is a Surly-ramics necklace in my shirt pocket. There was a time I was deep in with those chicks*. *Cr...

I have found that people who flaunt their sexual escapades to internet strangers have a habit of inflating their experiences. Think of it as internet tough guy syndrome with bitchez. Ryslewhatever has a computer and a crusty sock, the wives of the world are safe. I think that Rystefyn is being undu...

DownThunder wrote:
sacha wrote:back from the abyss...

please help me catch up.
We talked about locking you in a room with creepy bittergrrrll and pondered whether it would be like one of those videos where a mouse is fed to something from the amazon.

I read that as a mouse being fed to an Amazon.

sacha wrote:
Sleep with whomever you want, but make sure I never find out.

Bugger that. Now I AM going to tell you who I'm sleeping with. Can't tell me what to do.

ReneeHendricks wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote: Sexual - bi baby :D
It's just bi, bi, bi with you girls isn't it. Never a moment's concern for we men.
LOL That's the beauty - it's not just for women ;)

True that. Everyone can get into shoping. It's not just for girls.

ReneeHendricks wrote: Sexual - bi baby :D

It's just bi, bi, bi with you girls isn't it. Never a moment's concern for we men.

Well, suck on this, then: You can trust me when I tell you that if it comes up, I will fuck your girlfriend. Honestly, at this point, I'd do it if she wanted to even if I didn't find her attractive if I knew she was with you. That's a promise. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS...

mutleyeng wrote:slymepit - otherwise know as

[youtube]ixYDCyaPlsQ[/youtube]

love brian, but bon was the bestest, like ever

totes!!

Al Stefanelli wrote: I think the more you drink, the easier that place is to understand. So, keep drinking!

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Thank you! I'm physically 46, look about 36, and feel about 26 :D I'll be joining the 46 Club next month. I look 36 in a dim light, through a misty lens. I feel 106 this morning (deadlines, late nights, and early mornings don't help). Well, my avatar pic is me just a few days ago (with bronchitis a...

ReneeHendricks wrote: Thank you! I'm physically 46, look about 36, and feel about 26 :D

I'll be joining the 46 Club next month. I look 36 in a dim light, through a misty lens. I feel 106 this morning (deadlines, late nights, and early mornings don't help).

Hey, as a complete fucking aside and apropos of nothing, tomorrow is my birthday. I would absolutely love it if you all would put out there to people to donate to http://www.smiletrain.org. You can't see it in my picture nor can most see IRL but I'm a person who was born with a cleft lip. So, in yo...

So you will willingly be a participant to violation of a bond of trust between two people, which is certainly not helpful to at least one of those people, but you will go out of your way to help people? Dissonance much? I'm not saying you can't go around being a selfish cunt, but don't expect respe...

Regarding the sex conversation, it looks like it's now just pretty much a dialogue, rather than a general free-for-all, so taking it to another thread might be the friendly and respectful thing to do. So you're saying its ok to partake in an orgy here, but it's not ok to be a group of voyeurs watch...

cunt wrote:I really don't care if your sexual philosophy might get you killed. Seriously I hope you get your lumpy fucking heads smashed in and I don't have to read any more of this shit.

Yeah, I hate being forced to read shit too.

What I really meant is "Does he have a location displayed in his sidebar?" Geez, at least give the poor guy/gal a chance to post something first... Choosing a user name that is well-known and discussed here and somewhere else could be seen as a trollish move. Or it could be the A+ mod quietly comin...

Lsuoma wrote:Q. How do you find a fat chick's cunt?

A. Flip through the folds until you smell shit, and then go back one!

Hmm. I would really like to hear some equally gross and inappropriate jokes from our Pytbulls of the female persuasion, just to provide balance.

ReneeHendricks wrote: I plan on having my balls brassed and placed on our fireplace mantle :D

I suspect that quite a few of the FTBers already have their own on the shelf.

http://i.imgur.com/qBA2P.jpg Who is Aratina Rage referring to as the people ("atheist men") who "protect" us Pytbulls? Why does AC think they should be immune from criticism, mockery and the calling out of their bullshit? Why isn't she concerned with the effect that they have had on others. That FT...

Hey Mykeru,

Is your avatar (the full picture) available on a t-shirt?

It is way cool (as the kids a few decades ago might have said).

Which brings me to: Rayshul, I don't think it would be a good idea for Russell to post here (not anonymously). He got lot's of crap from the usual suspects last year for disagreeing and posting at ERV. As far as I know, Myers still hasn't appologized for calling him a liar (more precisely: "this is...

Maybe Mykery hasn't posted this here because he feels like he's pimping his stuff too often, [or maybe he's sleeping because he's got an early day tomorrow...like I do] so I'll do it for him: [youtube]Yy0gryjLIsU[/youtube] Seriously though. This is fucking uncanny. Like, I know she had already show...

rayshul wrote:
TheMan wrote:hehehe... I was thinking along the lines of

at 30 it's a must
at 50 I just couldn't be arsed
He's in his mid-20s. -.-

A teeny bopper then.

:lol: I don't need intimacy to tell someone I don't do monogamy. In fact, it's right there in the summary section of the dating website I'm on. Here's the thing; the concept of "relationship anarchy" [What's your issue with this, by the way? is it the nomenclature? The specific combination of words...

Wooly Bumble Bee - both barrels: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/10/its-all-trolling-when-you-come-right-down-to-it/#comment-313966 The money shot is the reply using, i assume, wooly's real name. Nice touch there. This is why I don't bother to comment at FTB at all. Because th...

I have to squash the urge to smack so many people with a fucking dictionary, I swear. You'd make a good librarian, just like my missus, then... I'd be fired day one, I'm sure. I don't think they like librarians swearing and smacking people with books :D lol have you ever met a librarian? ABC's The ...

Lsuoma wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: I'm hoping that throwing a timecube into the mix will be like matter and anti matter on a speed date.
Yeah, I saw that but it went into the "Sweaty Bollocks of Nostradamus" thread along with the crappy crap.

I can't think of a better place for it to be.

Can somebody please do me a favor and tell me who the fuck Mabus is? I tried Googling the reference, and all I came up with is some shit that has to do with Nostradamus and Mabus being a code for the antichrist, and I'm not prettty sure that has nothing to do with the name of Mabus as mentioned on ...

Yeah, it has been a bit of a slow day in t'Pit. People must be living lives or something.

Behold. You heretics of Operation Archangel.

You shall quiver and quake before the TimeCube.

http://www.timecube.com/

Don't believe me?!

Belly button logic works!!!

So, I had to do some Google image searches for my field study about the females swarmed by men that go to this type of conventions and used the word: "Skepchicks". This image came up: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PEQushm7TP8/STDW0s50yMI/AAAAAAAAAHw/cJyCDxVHeEg/s400/skepchick.jpg :lol: The shirt was en...

So, I had to do some Google image searches for my field study about the females swarmed by men that go to this type of conventions and used the word: "Skepchicks". This image came up: http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_PEQushm7TP8/STDW0s50yMI/AAAAAAAAAHw/cJyCDxVHeEg/s400/skepchick.jpg :lol: That's not our R...

No. Just no.

http://media.smh.com.au/entertainment/t ... 22778.html

justinvacula wrote:http://i.imgur.com/HcSX0.jpg

Hey Al and Reap...remember this one? :)
from July of 2011

Abiie brought this back from the dead. The vacuous shitbag troll in me has been vindicated or something.

It's the beards, guys.

Forum, what do you think of this disgraceful exchange? I think it's above anything else off topic. Let's not turn this site into the equivalent of PZ's Thunderdome, that wellspring of pointless BS. I think you need to grow a thicker skin if you plan to hang out here... For starters, there's no 'off...

Yeah, dilurk is >>THIS CLOSE<< to going on my ignore list too, due to engaging with Mr. Crazyfuck. Don't forget, people: ...trolls...kittens...image.. Oh well I was going to respond to Dilurk, but I see Lsuoma on 'freethought' central here pulled a nice threat out to shun anyone responding to me! A...

For John D and other lovers of the Daily Fail - http://www.skepticalscience.com/misleading-daily-mail-prebunked-nuccitelli-et-al-2012.html Burp! Their models suck. Climatologists have no clue as to what will really happen. They are tree-hugging nincompoops. Yep... I am now 51 years old and expect t...

For John D and other lovers of the Daily Fail - http://www.skepticalscience.com/misleading-daily-mail-prebunked-nuccitelli-et-al-2012.html Burp! Their models suck. Climatologists have no clue as to what will really happen. They are tree-hugging nincompoops. Yep... I am now 51 years old and expect t...

For John D and other lovers of the Daily Fail - http://www.skepticalscience.com/misleading-daily-mail-prebunked-nuccitelli-et-al-2012.html Burp! Their models suck. Climatologists have no clue as to what will really happen. They are tree-hugging nincompoops. Yep... I am now 51 years old and expect t...

Erotica, kink, & triggering (possible triggers) Postby GretaChristina Â» Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:18 pm So I have this dilemma. I'm putting together a collection of my erotic fiction, for self-publication. Much of my erotic fiction is kinky. Some of that kinky fiction depicts consensual, negotiated SM s...

love these three minute thesis competitions. Good science and excellent science communicators. http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-10-15/t ... on/4309660

For John D and other lovers of the Daily Fail - http://www.skepticalscience.com/mislead ... -2012.html

But, but. I thought the only trolls were misogynist males. http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv- ... 27n3f.html

Just out of curiousity, how do you get from â€œCowboy hatâ€ to â€œgenocideâ€? Cowboys and Indians, only for real not so long ago, lots of slaughter, theft, and introduced diseases like smallpox. I saw Buffy St Marie singing Bury my heart at Wounded Knee at the Byron Bluesfest last year. Man that ...

A delightful video...thanks for sharing. Just thought I would drop something here that was not related to the A+ idiots and would poke some fun at climate idiots. I guess not all idiots are fair game for this group... alas. I did suspect that 90% of slymepitters (as well as A+ers) think the earth w...

I tips me lid to the lot of you titfers

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