If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

CommanderTuvok wrote:He'll never admit it, but Oolon loves it here at the Pit.

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If you are not on their side, you're a bad person to them. There's no other option. This. A thousand times this! *squawk* No, but seriously, how the fuck did this happen? I used to consistently enjoy reading and posting at FtB just a couple years back. How is it that it went from open freethinking ...

:lol: :lol: :lol: Jesus wept - Oolon grovels: http://freethoughtblogs.com/butterfliesandwheels/2012/11/certain-people-eh/#comment-333945 oolon says: November 5, 2012 at 2:38 pm Ophelia, Utakata, point taken! I think that he is pandering to them (or humouring them, if I'm feeling charitable), rather...

Slimy fuck Oolon still thinks there's flesh on the horse skeleton - Hehe, thanks for the laugh franc. You do realise I'm accusing everyone of being a Hoggle sock now? IMHO you are a moderately successful, adaptive, piss taker. You tailor your language to the forum in order to be the prick that pric...

Slimy fuck Oolon still thinks there's flesh on the horse skeleton - Hehe, thanks for the laugh franc. You do realise I'm accusing everyone of being a Hoggle sock now? IMHO you are a moderately successful, adaptive, piss taker. You tailor your language to the forum in order to be the prick that pric...

Until you answer my specific and exact question, I refused to be side-tracked. If you refer to my challenge, (and my correspondence with you), then you will discover that it excludes the ancient natal influence on science. Yet, you keep referring to this as the "best" example, ignoring the very cle...

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Where is US imperialism and world domination when we need it to watch SNL? Nowhere. That's where.

M.L. Comments on A+ forum: This will be my last A+ post here. But again, for those suggesting A+ doesn't encourage white guilt, take a gander at this: "That's important, not just to have a voice in internal discussion (and immediate banning of whitesplaining crap) but because there's no reason for ...

d4m10n wrote:Phase two complete -
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The experiment continues. I know, I know, you're not a zoo.

Damn straight. We're free rangers in the internet game park.

Mykeru wrote:Took me long enough:

[snip]occupy youtube[/snip]

The thing that cracked me up was the true believers repeating the catechism in monotone.

Fly Air Middle Earth

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ReneeHendricks wrote: :D Yeah, I say "goddamned" a lot. Fucking and mother-fucking is in my vocabulary quite often when I'm riled as well. The whole wheezing thing is totally not in the norm.

I didn't know that you had been an actor.

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ReneeHendricks wrote:My Wheezy Rant on Misogyny

You go, Chill Girl.

Git wrote:Not a Dorset native, Mr. Kiwi

And Five go mad in Dorset is not really a documentary either.

Git wrote:
Tigzy wrote:I'm in Hampshire too. Near Pompey. So that's another Pitter not so far from you. Any more, and we'll be able to chase you with burning torches and pitchforks. :dance:
Dorset here.

Though my s.o. is from Fareham.

Have you seen this documentary on Dorset?

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Dilurk wrote:
Did you have hard or soft floppies?

There must be a separate thread for scat talk like that.

Mykeru wrote:
I'm surprised she didn't complain about the steering wheel being on the wrong side.

But it's not.

But entering a short asm program in pdp-8 assembler and having the lights blink was fun. I agree 1100100â‚‚% Kids of today don't know that they are alive. An exam that I had to pass for 2nd year bachelor degree in comp sci was to write from scratch, a PDP11 machine program that would draw a circle ...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm going to launch a "Occupy The Pit" movement until this thread gets back to how it was yesterday! I want my 100/page back!

With you in solidarity Phil.

Let's man the barricades and storm the Bastille!

Michael K Gray wrote:(More compensating for my small nose?)

Oh? I thought it was compensating for a lack of processing power and RAM in standard models.

aweraw wrote:Hey Lsuoma, can you tell if it's a single host, or a botnet?

And can't you send a laser beam or something down the line to stop them?

What'y'all bitching about? Even the music video pages load fine for me. (I guess that with 24G of RAM, 12 parallel Intel cores, an SSD drive and two high speed broadband lines, that shouldn't be surprising!) When my customers complained about my software being a bit slow, I often advise them to jus...

aweraw wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Sorry for the brief outage. Kernel conf issues on host. Should be fixed now.
I blame the patriarchy.

It's a wonder anything gets done, given that it's responsible for everything.

Lsuoma wrote:Fuck you all in the ear, cunts!

My first computer I ever used was a Hitachi with a 12-bit word that drove an NMR machine at Horsted College, back in the Medway Towns, and the first computer I ever owned was an Acorn System 1

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Lsuoma wrote: My MacBook Pro is in for repairs and I'm running on an old 2007 MacBook with only 2GB RAM. The threads with lots of YouTube embeds take fucking forever to load, and I get the spinning beachball for up to 2 minutes at a time while the fucker swaps.

Dear Muslima,

:whistle:

Lsuoma wrote:Oh, and when replying with quote please take the fucking images out too!

You are such a demanding bitch sometimes.

My partners kids are 6 and 8. Due to Teh Exes psycho religious nature, the kids have never gotten to go trick-or-treating. My reaction: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/seriously-brunette-rage-face.png Instead of going behind Teh Exs back and letting them trick-or-treat, instead of...

And a request - if you're quoting a post that has a YouTube link embedded in it, PLEASE REMOVE THE LINK FROM THE QUOTE! Fucking hell, this is just basic consideration and spending an extra 20 seconds editing your post. Except when I say it, I'm a cranky cunt that hates everyone - which is technical...

A friend's children refer to everyone as either "brown" or "pink," which seems quite reasonable to me. My kids did that, too. Of course, pink is a profoundly pejorative term in subgenius subculture, so I made them stop. When she was wee widdle, my daughter had a hard-to-break habit of referring to ...

And we share the love for Scottish accents *gg* Isn't that accent just *awesome*? I'm from Washington state - we have *no* accent here other than the occasional odd person who says "Warshington" instead of "Washington". Scottish and German accents just rock my world :D Yeah, mate. I'm from Orstraya...

Michael K Gray wrote: xemasculated.

You have excelled and exceeded yourself with this neologism. I have just experienced my first neolorgasim.

Take the rest of the day off. You deserve it.

No. No, I insist.

B But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC I thought it was called Dwarf "Tossing"? Entirely different activity, old chum. I can see that you did not attend MY private club. Was that the same club you were asked to leave for tossing the midget in front of the staff? Were you the one in the rubber Kiwi s...

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Michael K Gray wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:But dwarf throwing is just so un-PC
I thought it was called Dwarf "Tossing"?
Entirely different activity, old chum.
I can see that you did not attend MY private club.

Was that the same club you were asked to leave for tossing the midget in front of the staff?

Tentative? You fickle bitch. It's like this: http://goo.gl/Q38N0 Try turning that down. Last I heard, you were checking your schedule. You are more than welcome to try to use me as a table (why would I care?), but I'm not a passive player, so it would be quite a feat to keep your beverage from spil...

sacha wrote:
TheMan wrote: I look nothing like a kalamata!
Kalamatas are delicious...

Anchovy stuffed olives are delicious. Disgustingly so.

Mykeru wrote:
Contrary to what many think, my dagger isn't coming out my ass.

I thought that it was the start of a speech bubble.

Altair wrote: As far as I can remember, we have English, Spanish, French and German speakers in the forum, the slymepit is a multinational hive of scum and villainy!

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Lsuoma wrote:Welcome, Arya

Just one quick correction for you - in many places you use the word hole, when you should use the word "whole", which means entire, or total.

But your English is much better than my German...

As opposed to the Pit, which is one whole hell of a hole.

Arya Stark wrote:Hallo from across the Narrow Sea....

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Willkommen auf der Slyme Pit.

Outwest wrote: IT's also fair to say that Ohelia Benson has just jumped the STUPID again.

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cunt wrote:Post in this thread Arya Stark.

Please do. I want to know whether you become a successful assassin and what your role in the upcoming war is.

Oh, and does Tyrion become a dragon rider?

What some people say is horrifyingly offensive and riddled with insults is someone else's "inside voice". That reminds me of the recorded message playing at high volume and frequency in the tomb of the popes under Vatican City - "Silenzio. This is a sacred space, blah blah blah". Talk about needing...

Hey Phil. I know that you are watching. Have you ever thought of doing a tribute song to the Hartlepool Monkey, one of France's unsung heros?

rayshul wrote:Chill girls have the best vaginas.

^^This^^

A thousand times this.

(Yes MKG, there is a time and place for everything, even ^^This^^)

Steersman wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
Steersman wrote:
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You mean, maybe sort of like â€¦ mob behaviour? â€¦.

Actually, I agree with you. I don't go in for the personal focus of some of our colleagues on the personas of others.

But I will assert my dog given right to take the piss, as and when necessary.

Hyperbole is defined as exaggeration as a rhetorical device or figure of speech. When the exaggeration becomes the norm it loses its impact. And because thereâ€™s no base-line to define what constitutes exaggeration it tends to suggest that the author is serious in their claims. One might argue tha...

Thatâ€™s just how it is. We were irresponsible enough to decide to be women, so there it is. We can write, or we can avoid constant harassment; we canâ€™t do both. As Stewart said yesterday (and Stephanie quoted him): The real message is â€œbeing a woman does not entitle you to protection from the ...

I gravitated to ERV after mistaking Pharyngula and FTB for sites encouraging discourse and informed discussion and debate on issues of science, scepticism, and rational thought. It soon became apparent that the goal of Pharyngula and FTB was to coalesce people's individual thought into a nub of thin...

Za-zen wrote:It's all about fishsticks

Fish don't have sticks, you silly boy. They have fingers.

Mykeru wrote:http://knitwitch.com/Weenie_Warmer_2.jpg

Ceci n'est pas un franque

Sock puppet, Mykeru. SOCK puppet!

Are YOU a franc sock puppet?

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I am very glad I am not the only person that hates the phrase people of colour. I hate it too - I don't know why but it just sounds racist to me. I saw an online lecture by an 'anti-racist' (white) guy called Tim Wise who kept telling us what 'people of colour' think. Er... I'm sure they're individ...

(Black bears used to be prey a long time ago, it is pretty clear to me based on their behaviour. In any event you would be unwise to try what I do with them, especially with a Grizzly). Hmm. Reminds me of the story where the punchline has the bear saying "Bob, you're not here for the hunting are yo...

Photograph taken Friday - The Great Dane is named Sandy: Ooh lovely. I do like a Great Dane...maybe one day. I've got a very raucous Weimaraner who's just about as much dog as I'm willing to cope with at the moment. Cute GD pup is cute though.. Weimaraners are nervous. They often panic when alone, ...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
1.85m, 76kg. Suck it!

1.86m, 85kg. Hah. That one centimetre makes all the difference.

Someone who wanted to talk about my most recent blog post reached out and chatted with me over Skype in preparation for their response and an ongoing discussion. Only if people did this more often... As I said. Sometimes just need to meet for a drink. So much silliness due to textual misreadings eh...

I assume that

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plus

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equals

The love that dare not speak its name.

Mykeru wrote: We thought skepticism was a garden in bloom, but now we have to pause to pull some weeds.

Bugger it. Let's just concrete it over and paint it green.

Al Stefanelli wrote:
Mykeru wrote:
ReneeHendricks wrote:
Al Stefanelli wrote:http://www.alstefanelli.com/Birthday2.jpg
LOL!!! Thanks Al!
Seriously, Al, a little advice: http://goo.gl/l5tZf
That's not actually my ass. Lol

Because it got me thinking - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... nd%20Crack

Well, maybe now they will start giving me some love. I know I am hindered by my refusal to engage them on their own turf, but Jesus Fucking Christ, I felt like they were ignoring me. I actually thrive on turning their kind of humorless, mean-spirited horseshit into life-affirming Lulz. C'mon babool...

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