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feathers wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:Farah Nuff. Apparently there will be some really good bands there, plus Status Quo.
Without Rick Parfitt they are arguably no longer status quo.

Mutatis mutandis.

BREAKING NEWS: PZ Meyers is actually a fifteen-year-old girl who has just broken up with her boyfriend. Sources say "Meyers was last seen heading towards her bedroom. Witnesses report hearing a loud bang, as though a door was slammed real hard, followed by six hours of songs about death, hate, self...

free thoughtpolice wrote:
Farah Nuff. Apparently there will be some really good bands there, plus Status Quo.
Will there be brown acid and naked chicks?

I will suggest that he avoids the brown acid, and any brown acid chicks.

snip Don't answer my question from the last page, then. See if I care. :hand: No, I'm not going to Wacken. I don't attend festivals unless I perform, and even then it depends on the organization. I'm not a big fan of festivals. Farah Nuff. Apparently there will be some really good bands there, plus...

I m currently engaged in a facebook row with an old friend. This is because I posted that Guardian "porn lead to Trump" article. He is angry with me because that article is racist due to it overlooking how 'cuck' is a porn-derived term that is racist against black porn performers. Give me strength....

Phil, if you haven't perished in an absurdly hilarious way, check your PM's A close call, but I'm still alive. Checked PM and replied. Yesterday I drove with Ali to Lyon for some paperwork regarding her passport. 5-hours drive up there and 6 for the way back. We caught heavy rain and violent winds ...

Hey Phil, are you playing at, or attending, Wacken this year? Number one son has his ticket for the festival, and is looking forward to it.

The Guardian publishes a beautiful Sokal cum poe article on why internet porn is responsible for Donald Trump.

It's funny how many people didn't read to the end (I almost didn't), because it read like many other spurious SJW articles of late.

When I get my Peter out, the earth moves... Is this what you mean? I'm good btw nice to see y'all again. Very very busy building up a landscaping business with my brother. Going very well so far and far more fun than it sounds. Although cashflow is a constant concern. I'm sure you both have a high ...

Oh, welcomhcinc back, and good luck.

comhcinc wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:
Ha! I knew the "two jobs" humble-brag came with caveats.
snip

More like I still suck. Maybe just a little bit more than normal.

So Brive is right. One of them is a blowjob.

MacGruberKnows wrote:
Very pleasant.

Very very pleasant.

I just want to help a little old lady across the street in my full death-mask makeup pleasant.

Very pleasant.

Swedish meatball pleasant.

I felt like putting a bookshelf together in mine.

Enough of that orchestral stuff; have some pleasant Swedish metal.

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Service Dog wrote:Fucking amazing. Feminist wants the govt to revoke your car registration if your silly bumper sticker includes sexual innuendo... but, further down, she defends her own Kill All Men 'jokes' and tweets.

http://archive.is/rI3zN

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free thoughtpolice wrote:Wait. I lied, or at least the title lied. I couldn't find the act in question when I finally got to fast forwarding to find the actual act.

Are you feeling a little cross?

Here's another good article by Lionel Shriver on feelz.

Facist Tit, I changed my email, but now can no longer log in (and cannot check PMs) The specified username is currently inactive. If you have problems activating your account, please contact a board administrator. I had received an alert when I modified the email address that the account would need...

KiwiInOz wrote:
Really? wrote:The revived He Will Not Divide Us livestream is going about as planned.

http://i.imgur.com/6CP5dWe.jpg

Those two dudes at the back either have very short legs, or they are about to drop their daks for some reason.

Probably getting ready for a brown eye.

Really? wrote:The revived He Will Not Divide Us livestream is going about as planned.

http://i.imgur.com/6CP5dWe.jpg

Those two dudes at the back either have very short legs, or they are about to drop their daks for some reason.

I can think of better ways to go. The coup the grace would be a crushing bite to the neck. One reason why it is not a good idea to turn your back on them. Apparently in India the rangers in tiger country wear hats that have fake eyes in the back as even big cats prefer to attack animals that are ru...

I heard that Tilda Swinton is up for the role of Dr. Who. I'd start watching again if that happens. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/1e/b5/56/1eb556a87028e72fe2291f65d8a795da.jpg Are you sure she's not playing the part of an alien preying mantis that eats the man after she fucks it? Cause ...

Brive1987 wrote:I can do a mean Queensland accent.

Maaaate.

I'm bilingual too - Strine and Kiwi.

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
Spike13 wrote:What do you have in mind Phil?
Looking for narrators for the upcoming album. Plenty of people have submitted their try-outs, but I still need a few more "specific" voices. Old Fart is one of them.

Andrew V69 sounds like an Old Fart in my head. Does that count?

Bhurzum wrote:
Spike13 wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:
quote="Phil_Giordana_FCD"]I'm 39./quote]

I'm not old, I'm 37.
Shit,you guys are fetal tissue, I'm 50 and I'm not old yet.
You're only as old as the woman you feel.

;)

And I repeat myself.

Spike13 wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:I'm 39.
I'm not old, I'm 37.
Shit,you guys are fetal tissue, I'm 50 and I'm not old yet.

Ditto.

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snip Indeed. I sometimes wonder why The Pit (which includes me) still bothers looking and laughing at her. She is a spent cartridge, all bent out of shape and with nothing left to give. And as ERV (PBUH) says, she may well be beyond the funny part of mental illness and into the serious. That is a b...

My view of tats is like my view on body alteration of any kind. I have a near total aversion to it. I'm the type that would consider not having beneficial elective surgery merely because it might leave a scar. It's not a slight on anyone who, for some reason totally alien to me, are into them. I ca...

rayshul wrote:I'M A CUNT

Sweet as.

Brive1987 wrote:So hip. So cool. So original.

So permanent.

http://i.imgur.com/wOOHYkH.jpg

https://adamwilsonbiz.files.wordpress.c ... -panic.jpg

Shatterface wrote:'Pilot' whales. How the fuck did they get licences?

They didn't learn how to land.

snip I once saw an article somewhere that since cows introduce lot of methane via farts we should kill all the cows (actually the proposal was to reduce the number of cows allowed to walk this Earth) and just stop eating cow meat because it was better for us anyway (because meat is murder). snip It...

snip Nah. Guardian says Womyn cant play guitar cause ....tits Cate Le Bon: ‘Guitars were inspired by female bodies. Why are they uncomfortable for women to play?’ St Vincent got so sick of her instrument not suiting her, that she designed a new guitar with room for ‘a breast or two’. Good for her, ...

Brive1987 wrote:Islamic Terrorists

Which president described them thus? Trump or Obama ...

"We are fighting sneaky rats right now that are sick and demented. And we’re going to win"

And you set a sneaky rat to catch a sneaky rat.

I love Rock Chicks. I cut my "rock chick" teeth on "Girl's School" as a nipper ("Race with the devil" if memory serves me right) although it was never really about their gender. I do have a massive soft-spot for "Babes in toyland" (Grunge/punk outfit - very angry/raw music) although I'd hate to mee...

Why had I never heard of The Iron Maidens before now? [outube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XebvpPtebaI[outube] Pretty good. Check out Tina S (on YT), she's amazing for her age and does lots of cover-vids. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPSmjcWRrwE[/youtube] My favorite is this (I may h...

Why had I never heard of The Iron Maidens before now?

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Easy J wrote:So...what are the appropriate slurs for Scots & Ozzys? And is Kiwi a slur or cute shorthand? I'm an unworldly hick & have been wondering for a bit.

You just add the verb/adverb "fucking" in front of Aussie, and you are good to go.

Easy J wrote:So...what are the appropriate slurs for Scots & Ozzys? And is Kiwi a slur or cute shorthand? I'm an unworldly hick & have been wondering for a bit.

Kiwis is what we is. No slur. Just identity.

An interesting article from one of my LinkedIn contacts on whether classical Sunni Islam supports terrorism.

MarcusAu wrote:Transport the lot of them

Public transport?

I'm seriously, what is a triple agent Good to see you back PA. And also good that the Pit's special assistance dog has been keeping tabs on you. Now. Being cereal. It's a double agent who convinces one side that he is their double agent when in fact he is a double agent for the other side. Here's a...

What is spraying beta? "Beta spraying. Beta is a term used to describe the necessary moves to complete a climb. The term beta spray means telling a climber who is attempting a route exactly which moves to do and how to do them." - Google Not the strangest slang I've ever heard but it's up there... ...

OK USA Pitters tell me are these people begging to be investigated? At a minimum it seems a bit reckless to me. Mind, I am someone who has to stifle the urge to respond "human body parts" every time I show up at the dump and they ask me what I have for them today. But still ... just a small sample ...

This poor woman is going to be destroyed. http://eveningsends.com/when-feminism-goes-too-far/ Makes me want to get back into climbing though. That is a good article, with some expected push back from the SJW entryists. But I'm surprised at how much Richard Carrier must get around - all that referen...

quote="Brive1987"] "The Girl on the Train" Give me back my last two days of leisure reading. What a piece of shit. It needed a trigger warning. Fuck fuck fuck./quote] I couldn't get past the first chapter. It made me feel like it was making me retarded. Same. I deleted it from my Kobo before my bra...

"The Girl on the Train" Give me back my last two days of leisure reading. What a piece of shit. It needed a trigger warning. Fuck fuck fuck. I couldn't get past the first chapter. It made me feel like it was making me retarded. Same. I deleted it from my Kobo before my brains leaked out my nose.

feathers wrote:
rayshul wrote:I feel like you'd be great as the sober companion to a group of drunks, actually.
Or he could be the reason you started drinking in the first place.

Sounds like win-win to me.

Lsuoma wrote:
mordacious1 wrote:
Ape+lust wrote:HAHAHA! Perfect.

http://imgur.com/Iw16OGQ.jpg
That's the funniest thing I've seen all day. CLASSIC!!
Can someone explain?

I don't get it, either.

Oh, and happy birthday, Brive. Wifey and I are having a 50th year long celebration, because one day is far too short.

Bwhahahah. Jacket-gate has hit Australia. Leaked video of off camera newsreader jelly fight over clashing jackets. http://cdn.newsapi.com.au/image/v1/5cdba33d8c7e800c5aea07f963da68c3 Must watch https://youtu.be/_INR8w79bo4 And the twitter storm begins. https://twitter.com/jonathonmomsen/status/8196...

Ape+lust wrote:snip

http://imgur.com/1zVuYdQ.jpg

I never realised that she was a natural ginger.

But that prolapse looks pretty nasty.

snip Freedom of contract. You and I could make an agreement that our differences be solved by the laws of Hammurabi if we chose. Problem is these "agreements" aren't made voluntarily. Yeah, but those agreements don't end well. http://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/gorilla-sho...

New bloggers coming to FTB, including HJ Horndog. http://archive.is/jRGcx I have always thought of "on the down low" as being a phrase of black gays in the US. Anyone know different that would explain Meyers's use of it about his new bloggers? http://i.imgur.com/Awytz2G.png He's jiggy wid dat, so i...

CaptainFluffyBunny wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:OMG I don't want to believe this , but...
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a8 ... n-showers/
Trump ol'boy, urine big trouble.

Is this what is meant by splash damage?

CommanderTuvok wrote:Some of Trump's alt-right fan base seem a bit PEED off at the moment.

Talk about a golden opportunity. They sound like they came down in the last shower.

I think it's high time the Pitizens got around to discussing a problem we've all had but nobody ever seems to talk about: What to do when your Plutonium catches fire. [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssH9o32CZtg[/youtube] What about when Uranus catches fire? [youtube]https://www.youtube.com...

Vichy Caramel wrote: Oh, you are one of those loonies that believes that Arabs were recent immigrants and there is no such thing as "Palestinians". There are Turkish and British census which prove otherwise. I already told you, if you get your information from zionist propaganda, then everything yo...

InfraRedBucket wrote:Spot the typo

http://i.imgur.com/4AUbaFE.jpg

:o

Rangitoto and Motutapu, not White Island.

There is some beaucoup bullshit happening in new zealand media at the moment, a celeb dude is being shit on in the media for being a "casual racist", the fucking race relations commissioner is in on the act, and it's a level of retard which makes me a little disgusted in the country for sure ditto!...

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