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Silat (Indonesian martial art)!!!!!!!

feathers wrote:And oh, I've weighed 65-67 kg as long as I can remember back, being 180 cm tall.

Sounds like a dating site.

I'm 1.85m and 87kg; Silat Indonesian martial art) and gym work keep me fit (haven't run since we put the dog down last year :( ); GSOH. Prefer cis het/bi female.

Brive1987 wrote:On a completely related note. Has anyone got a surefire remedy for impacted stools that doesn't involve a GP's finger? Asking for a friend.

I suppose that you just happened to slip while standing on the stool hanging curtains, and one of the upturned legs somehow managed to slip in.

Pervert.

Do not understand why some Christian guy (Jim?) was put in a closet - his own thread - for writing original comments where SteersOnAutoPilot - a fucking webbot that any coder could write in about 100 lines of code- sauce for the gander not even fucking included - gets to cut and paste his fucking t...

Someone had shared this article http://www.trueactivist.com/dutch-men-are-suddenly-holding-hands-for-a-very-important-reason/ with me in Facebook about men holding hands and an attack on a gay couple in the Netherlands. For some reason the article did not mention anything about the attackers other ...

Oh boy, I can't wait for the French elections to really kick in so I can spam the shit out of the Pit about FUCKING ANNOYING POLITICAL SHIT THAT'S ALREADY ALL OVER THE INTERNET ANYWAY!!! Can you just all do a Steersman and create a separate thread for that shit? Actually, I am kind of excited to ge...

Oh dear. Where to start parsing this nonsense . For example: This process is also prevalent in Europe, where Islamophobia is more pronounced than the US and fully enshrined into law. The European Union recently broadened France’s 2004 “headscarf ban,” which prohibits Muslim women from wearing the h...

Oh dear. Where to start parsing this nonsense . For example: This process is also prevalent in Europe, where Islamophobia is more pronounced than the US and fully enshrined into law. The European Union recently broadened France’s 2004 “headscarf ban,” which prohibits Muslim women from wearing the hi...

Swingers, Feminism and Social Constructionism ...In the academic world, a serious clash of world views is unfolding. On one side are social constructionists, those who believe that our identities, especially traditional definitions of gender, are socially constructed and therefore mutable. On the o...

This can't be racism because there isn't a cis-het white man to be seen anywhere. But that aside, are the Indians punching up because the Africans are richer than them because they can afford to travel internationally, or are they punching down because black? It is impossible to understand this sit...

For all the non UK Pitters. Tomorrow (wed 29th) Britain invokes Article 50 the formal intention that we will be leaving the European Union after 44 years of membership. I have dreamed of this day for years, never thought I would see it happen. :D Theresa May PM signs official letter triggering Brex...

This can't be racism because there isn't a cis-het white man to be seen anywhere.

But that aside, are the Indians punching up because the Africans are richer than them because they can afford to travel internationally, or are they punching down because black?

Incidentally, as a former muslim who has repeatedly said that Mohammed was a pedophile and a vicious warlord (which he was) apparently I'm supposed to be executed twice, once for apostasy the other time for blasphemy. Too bad I only have one neck! Hanged, drawn and quartered good enough for you? [....

InfraRedBucket wrote:
InfraRedBucket wrote:Looks like Godfrey Elfwick's had a shave and is trolling the masses in plain site (from about 30 secs in the clip) on the BBC

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Plain sight even. I meant.

"The woman at the back". LOL

MarcusAu wrote:Road Movies?

Wonder what people will make of this...

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Classic movie. Have yet to see the remake.

Is Quigley down under still a western? I'll add: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean Cat Balloo Go West Stagecoach Destry Rides Again The Wild Bunch and McCabe and Mrs Miller to the list. Anything with Cheech and Chong Bud Spencer and Terrence Hill. https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/d...

Incidentally, as a former muslim who has repeatedly said that Mohammed was a pedophile and a vicious warlord (which he was) apparently I'm supposed to be executed twice, once for apostasy the other time for blasphemy. Too bad I only have one neck! Hanged, drawn and quartered good enough for you? ht...

Guest_cf224fab wrote:big tits & hairy pussies

What are your thoughts on ABBA?

They call it a fashion accessory, slap a brand name on it, get it manufactured in Shenzhen, export it back to France so they can put it in a fancy box, then sell it In posh Beijing shops for 100x what they paid the Chinese to make it. I believe a similar marketing campaign turned the Swan Dry into ...

Since Iron Fist seems to be a hot topic currently - here's an interview with the characters co-creator (ie comic book writer) Roy Thomas https://www.inverse.com/article/29155-iron-fist-marvel-comics-whitewashing-roy-thomas In which he covers the online accusations of 'whitewashing' etc I wonder if ...

And this one. Nice sound.

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Kirbmarc wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote:Looks like the revolution has been delayed. :bjarte:
SJWs in a nutshell.

Due to a cutlery shortage.

pro-boxing-fan wrote:snip

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Nice. My 20ish boys keep me up with new stuff - metal and indie.

Quite enjoying the sound of K.Flay right now.

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...them comma alongside ...

Please tell me you are joking as no sane none gay person could possibly like abba. :cry: It's Okay to be Gay, Dave. Stop fighting it. I quite like ABBA. Used to hate them as a kid though. They were, along with the Gypsy King, my mom's favorite tool to wake the kids up early on the weekend. Even if ...

I can tell you that Kiwis call them Gumboots. Redbands were the footwear of choice at Massey University. [im.g]http://www.poppetclothing.co.nz/assets/06d93b942a20ca944422676fbbccfb5c_Red_Bands_Size_9_square.jpg[/img] Obligatory: [youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MeCLILELNc[/youtube] John Cl...

We used to take the train from Basingstoke to London. London station was Waterloo. Waterloo! Take about being triggered! Out of curiosity, what do the French call Wellington boots? I can tell you that Kiwis call them Gumboots. Redbands were the footwear of choice at Massey University. http://www.po...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:We used to take the train from Basingstoke to London. London station was Waterloo.

Waterloo!

Take about being triggered!

What did the Swedes ever do to you?

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I've walked Westminster Bridge several times myself. Fortunately, it seems the truck control in the U.K. Is quite good, so this guy had to fallback on a large car. Ditto. I was disappointed when I found that London Bridge had fallen down, and they replaced it with a new boring one. Almost as disapp...

God help me. I am going on a two day strategy workshop session with the peak non exec committee for our members. The agenda is literally 330 pages long. And this circus is In CANBERRA snip Spend your time in our fine Fyshwick establishments. God knows there's nothing else to do down there other tha...

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Shatterface wrote:It's Vera Lynn's 100th birthday.

I'm still not ruling out a David Bowie style late comeback.
It's been a long time since I've seen her, which surprises me, since I always thought that we'd meet again.

It's a pity, though, that you didn't know where or when.

Elevator scene. Go the Fist.

rayshul wrote:The cinematography is just as poor in conversation scenes. Actually that's a real fuck up in Iron Fist

Hogarth is great. I've just watched Daughter of the Dragon in her threesome. Sort of ok mma.

I've been away from the pit binge watching Iron Fist and I missed a gay tossing party? As for Iron Fist, I'd rate it as slightly better than the snail paced Luke Cage, and slightly worse than the weirdly uneven Daredevil season 2. Considering how bad the reviews were; I was pleasantly surprised-the...

Service Dog wrote:snip

No homo.

Your prejudice sickens me.

:cdc:

rayshul wrote:Got to say I bet the waitress doesn't even remember her face guyz

Ah yes, prosopagnosia.

I don't think it's funny, but it is a joke. Shitty hipster food is shitty. I guess people are judging her words by the same standards she would apply to those she disagrees with. The world would be a better place if people just said 'Meh' more often. Meh was implicit in my original response to Ape+...

rayshul wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
rayshul wrote:Guys, chill out, RW is just talking stupid smack about the stupid hipster food. It's humor.
Intent is not magic, rayshul. You should know that.
pfff

:burn:

rayshul wrote:Guys, chill out, RW is just talking stupid smack about the stupid hipster food. It's humor.

Intent is not magic, rayshul. You should know that.

The Empress of North America is insulted when a wage-slave "bitch" brings her what she asked for. http://imgur.com/4MtZZcO.jpg So, Rebecca lays into a woman, who is probably making minimum wage, on social media for something over which the she has no control. She doesn't cook the food, set the menu...

Ape+lust wrote:The Empress of North America is insulted when a wage-slave "bitch" brings her what she asked for.

http://imgur.com/4MtZZcO.jpg

I'm surprised that she didn't call her a cunt.

Hi. Your cyclops friend is back. I'm not terribly worse for the wear, certainly not as much as I thought I would be. But, I am pretty tired from adjusting to this new way of seeing. If anyone has ever been angry enough to threaten me with a skull-fucking, your window of opportunity is wide open for...

Paris airport attacker shouted: 'I'm here to die for Allah - there will be deaths' A radicalised Muslim on a crime watchlist opened fire on three police officers at a road check before attacking a soldier at a Paris airport. The gunman shouted: "I am here to die for Allah - there will be deaths", b...

Everyone is a communist! (well everyone on the left that is) [.youtube]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gvCi86XuUw[/youtube] Yeah I saw this. Interesting to hear the guy's experiences, but I think he ran into a particularly bad bunch of became a bit of a reactionary. It's certainly true that the le...

HunnyBunny wrote:BBC asks the important question: What is the right punishment for blasphemy?

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Ten hail Mary's and one How's your father?

Apparently Pakistan wants Twitter ad Facebook to help them identify blasphemers so that they can be charged and convicted.

I hope they get given a big fuck off.

paddybrown wrote:snip

How do your cats and your snake feel about them?

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JayTeeAitch wrote:snip

Good follow up to that video when the cops finally arrive :lol:

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Looks like most of the numpties had scarpered though. Would have been good to see the riot squad in action earlier.

Brive1987 wrote:Caine is posting sick-fuck photos of her pets

http://i.imgur.com/LXF1MG6.jpg

I am currently using traps to wage an unsuccessful war on a compatriot. I thought these bastards liked peanut butter?

Bacon or peanut butter and rolled oats.

pro-boxing-fan wrote:Wake up Pit.

What time is it in Oz and NZ?

2.40 pm in Brisbane.

What a little cunter Dan Arel is turning out to be. https://twitter.com/danarel/status/842051205375303681 "Authoritarian": favoring or enforcing strict obedience to authority, especially that of the government, at the expense of personal freedom. Now, with the way things have been going for me the ...

The year before last, I nominated The Friendly Atheists' Lauren Nelson for a Cunty for her constant monitoring, twisting, and attacking of Richard Dawkins' tweets. I think she's already getting a nomination for this year based on this: http://www.patheos.com/blogs/friendlyatheist/2017/03/14/no-andr...

OK, here's me doing something I probably should have done ages ago... I have something to confess. I have't been completely honest with you. I do live in Switzerland, but I'm not ethnically Swiss. Indeed depending on what you consider "white" I'm not ethnically "white", either. Some of you (Steerzo...

Hot damn, I'm asking the deep questions today.

Steersman wrote:
feathers wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: quote="MarcusAu"] oveure (sp) /quote]

œuvre

You're welcome.
An œuf is an œuf.
One egg is an œuf, two is an omelette ...

Does the production of oeuvre make the Pit female?

feathers wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: oveure (sp)
œuvre

You're welcome.
An œuf is an œuf.

Does it take an oaf to break the eggs to make the omelette? Or is that a different oeuvre?

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: oveure (sp)
œuvre

You're welcome.

No. Marcus was right. If I say "I'm oveure", that means that I've had enough.

Kill the cows. Seriously. Get rid of those millions of methane releasers, right now. Punitive tax on cow products. I am eating/killing all of the cows I can. If you wish to put your money where your mouth is, send me a $100 McDonald's gift certificate to help me out with getting rid of all of the c...

Tigzy wrote:snip

Whoa. Sorry to hear about this, dude.

I think a Kickstarter to insure your other eye might be in order.

Or a kickstarter for one of these for Ape.

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What are the odds? Lsuoma just gave me a chance to do a "speaking of...." segue. Speaking of cancer... I've always been cautious about revealing much about myself online. It's a practice that's served me well for decades. However, after a 2-month maelstrom of suck, I'm in a situation too perversely...

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