If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

"My wife left me for my best friend."

"You bitter?"

"Yeah, and I bit him too."

Eye for an eye; tooth for a tooth. And we all wander blind gumming our intellectual fodder

Ja, mein intellectual mutter used to gum mein intellectual fodder.

We'll meet again.
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JacquesCuze wrote: I believe I have no control over why anyone flounced, but if the pit needs me to be the reason Mykeru flounced I'll accept that.

J'accuse!

The problem has always been that it's too much fun to shoop with that wacky avatar of his. Guilt.

Somehow, I appear to find myself in the only mafia social club in this part if the Rockies and our resident Guido has departed The Pit. If I end the evening in cement Fluevogs for lack of advice on how to behave I shall be very annoyed. 5 Don't worry. Mykeru explicitly said this wasn't a flounce. H...

As the traveling salesman approached the farmer's house, he had seen several large birds zooming along the ground at high speed. Asked about this, the farmer said "Well ... Maw, my boy, and me, we all three of us like the leg off a chicken, and so as to not have to kill two birds each meal, we bred ...

Gefan wrote:Somehow, I appear to find myself in the only mafia social club in this part if the Rockies and our resident Guido has departed The Pit.
If I end the evening in cement Fluevogs for lack of advice on how to behave I shall be very annoyed.

5
Don't worry. Mykeru explicitly said this wasn't a flounce.

Brive, all your sophistry cannot change the simple basic fact that you encourage(d) retaliatory doxxing. Eye for an eye; tooth for a tooth. And we all wander blind gumming our intellectual fodder. That's a pretty uncharitable characterization of a proposal to consider a Mutual Assured Destruction a...

Just testing my new sig. Probably won't be posting much for a while as the tossers on here who want to start attacking people IRL are not only tedious, but also sickening. TTFN And so it goes. I'll venture to guess that one difference between the populations here is that some of us have been wounde...

j/k Mykeru, best fishes, and hope to see you elsewhere if not here

another lurker wrote:
James Caruthers wrote:
another lurker wrote:You're all sluts.
Glootz for the slootz, ya sloot.
Damnit, I spelled 'sloot' wrong, with a u. Sigh. I don't deserve to be a pitter. :cry:

Pay him no mind. He is JÃ¶tnar.

I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture.
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Could someone please compose a short limerick to deal with this. Thanks in advance. /snark.

This ought to get them quaking in their birkenstocks:

The FtB, as if to dare us
Opens A+ admin files to harass
Violate their own props
Parsing tight the word 'doxx'
Making lots of fresh grist for Aneris

A: It's "W-O-O-M"
B: No, it's "W-H-O-M-B"
C, overhearing, interrupts: Nope, it's spelt "W-O-M-B", and walks away.
A turns to B and asks "Do you suppose he's really ever heard an elephant fart?'

Brive1987 wrote:Is this star thing happening. Or should I put away my cheque book?

You may have missed Spike's earlier post:

Spike13 Â» Fri Oct 10, 2014 1:58 pm â€¢ [Post 52599]
Anyone interested in being part of the fun and games, PM me.

I'll compile a list and keep everyone up dated.

Minions? l thought you said onions.
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Okay, I guess someone has to be "that guy" so, I'll do it. First talking about doxxing PZ makes as much sense as doxxing Dawkins or Bono. He is a public figure using his standing not only in the atheist community, but as a college professor as reasons he is credibile. Mykeru has every right to make...

Mykeru wrote: Also, I apologize immensely to everyone in the word for saying "backslash" instead of "forward slash".

Understandable mistake. The word is desriptive of the general nature of the call.

PZ's defensive whirlygigging over Cavanaugh's post is funny, but has nobody else noticed his OTH [...] Namely, after being taunted on how worthless his zebrafish research is, he's got to post about his zebrafish being mentioned...somewhere...because it's important...........can't ..... breathe [......

PZ's defensive whirlygigging over Cavanaugh's post is funny, but has nobody else noticed his OTH [...] Namely, after being taunted on how worthless his zebrafish research is, he's got to post about his zebrafish being mentioned...somewhere...because it's important...........can't ..... breathe [......

Patty cake patty cake, poor old Peeze
Clappin' his hands and clap in his knees
Rolls it and pats it and plays it like a fife
And buys a dozen roses for his wife

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a1/Zwei_B%C3%A4ume_im_Rapsfeld,_blauer_Himmel.jpg ....are glycophate herbicides appropriate for rape culture? We call it Canola now, shitlord. It was abused as an early cultivar. Then I went and abused it further, it should be glyphosate herbicides. W...

TheMudbrooker wrote: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... Himmel.jpg

....are glycophate herbicides appropriate for rape culture?

We call it Canola now, shitlord. It was abused as an early cultivar.

piero wrote:Elwick says:

Studies have shown that nearly all rapists (98.7%) refer to the va**na as a c**t. Don't use the word as it is a rapism.
Why vag**na? Is plain vagina a rapism too? Maybe he thinks it's a dirty word...

I enjoy Vagna, especially The Ring of the Nibbling.

Everything is Poe these days. When you have tumblr people claiming to be "foodkin" and they identify as a kiwi fruit you've seen all there is to see. http://kiwi-chan-kin.tumblr.com/ That's definitely fake. Being triggered by the word 'eat' is just overegging the pudding on that one... ...right? Th...

That was much fun. I particularly enjoyed the extended girlcock and Robert (still) Burns.

Dear Muslima's clitorodectomy
It doesn't mean one little heck to me
Compared to teh menz
And these nice Ralph Laurens
That I bought from an overshore factory

As sexual thought control tightens
The fear of not asking right frightens
My heteronormative
Years were so formative
Now I fuck nothing but right hands

I'm cishet, it's plain to see,
There's but one cure for me:
I need some transcocks up my ass,
I need them hard, I need them fast!

Would you take them north and south?
Would you take them in the mouth?

â€™Twas chilling, how the FtB Did lie so nimbly in the wade All flimsy was the evidence, As sysadmins upgrade â€œBeware the Feminist, my son! The jaws that bite, the claws that catch! Their manletsâ€™ tiny spears, and shun Their furious Badger snatch!â€ He took his vorpal sword in hand; Adjusted it...

Richard Dawkins, now there is a man
With capacity to understand
Things of actual science
Yet thrown to the lions
For coming from strange times and lands

There's a poetry slam, ain't you heard?
The plussers are mining our words
For charity shockers
We're showing our cockers
For them write poems of our birds

When thrown a grenade, PZ vowed,
The response is to bellow out loud
"What's a fellow to do?
A conundrum for you"
As you toss the thing into the crowd

For we are all Shermers and Radfords
And I say on behalf of all sad nerds
When you reach in the purse
It can get even worse
For the stork could have made you guys Dad Birds

And how about Mofo "Miss" Andery?
One guesses her nethers a sandery
But older or newer
I'd probably do her
With condom and Bluetooth on hands-free

And don't even mention Ogg Vorbis
Who, skiing too close to the cornice,
Did avalanche through
But at least didn't screw
Any children who had rigor mortis

And how about Radford and Shermer?
If elected, they'd be a one-termer
For some day a Monica
Will play their harmonica
Should she ever get hold of his spermer

Patriarchy on Star Trek made Odo
Shape-shift not to Arwen but Frodo
But give him some slack
For his finger grew back
And he's hung rather like Quasimodo

There once was a fellow named PZ
Who thought that biology's easy
"Bimorphism? Hah!
Put your balls in a jar
And you're just like a girl, but less greasy"

I never, in film or in book,
Have seen such a lousy canuck
He thinks that a hockey -
Puck's kicked by a jockey
To make a horse run, what the fook?

Coprophilia's a tragic disease
It spreads through a website with ease
A gif file illusion
Of fecal extrusion
Will soon make us ask for mose, please

A shitlord lords over his shits
Releasing what no longer fits
And watch that? I dare you
Our dear friend Mykeru
Might ask, between jpegs of tits

There once was a blog site called 'Free Thought'
Where people are free to agree thought
But stray from your training
They'll ban you, explaining
'You don't think exactly as we thought'

A slyme-pitty poem must use the word 'cunt' As well as 'retarded' and 'wog' For else-wise we won't know assent was assunt When the victym steps into the bog With a 'twit' and a 'twat' and a 'wake the fuck up' And the rare scatological gif We kick any child, or his kitten or pup in a method we call '...

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Jan Steen wrote:Don't make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

http://puppsfreestuff.com/files/BillBixbyImageHulk.jpg

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I am wracked with guilt over the above double post. BTW I never introduced myself. I'm some old fart whose last foray into Mens'Rights type of shit dates back to a UUCP connection to alt.child-support. I see the last 25 years hasn't changed much in any positive way. I followed Brive over here after ...

comhcinc wrote: http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article ... 650154.jpg

Johnny B. Badde!

comhcinc wrote: http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article ... 650154.jpg

Johnny B. Badde!

katamari Damassi wrote:
comhcinc wrote: Yes. More of this please.

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https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Leigh_Alexander Is it just me, or has ED been down for several days? I'm wondering if this is the end, or if my ISP has just decided that ED is not acceptable for me to view. Friend, when ED strikes, modern science is here to help. Modern medicine has found certain ...

:pray: The Slymepit would only be a little gross, but we all know Mykeru always has to take things too far! :snooty: Waiting..................waiting...................waiting................ fuck that dude is never around when you need him.... https://i.imgur.com/uDsjdUW.jpg The tail is wagging th...

bovarchist wrote: It is indeed the tale dogging the Wagg.

I just pithed my panth.

bovarchist wrote:The finger in the butt looks like God's finger. And...go!

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I do apologise for being too big a pussy to jump into your thread.

They said not to leave the pit home. They said there were weird dangerous people out there. But did I listen? http://i.imgur.com/hSHzraO.jpg http://forums.randi.org/showthread.php?p=10232493#post10232493 Brive, I've been JERFing for a while as you know, and assure you that tsig is widely recognised...

I had a wee peek at this Professional victim's art installation. Mykeru also gets to be art... http://skepchick.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/AWRO-shoes-sm2.jpg See what it is like to be obsessively judged based on â€œfuck-abilityâ€, â€œrape-abilityâ€ In your dreams... women have every right to ...

I have zero way of reading that. Someone want to maybe provide some time of link?

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... &__tn__=*s

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