If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Not to mention those totes bitch wymyn doctors who, when a guy tells them his knee hurts, they say "of course it does because ... penis!" Yeah I hate it when my penis whacks into my knee. One of us has totally missed the other person's joke. Of nothing else I am sure. Mea culpa, I'm tired and reach...

BlueShiftRhino wrote:
Not to mention those totes bitch wymyn doctors who, when a guy tells them his knee hurts, they say "of course it does because ... penis!"

Yeah I hate it when my penis whacks into my knee.

katamari Damassi wrote:
comhcinc wrote:
Which one of you was it?
Calling someone "cobweb cunt" is totes the same as calling someone a "rapist".

Could be a term of endearment.

http://i.imgur.com/92cTZY0.png

katamari Damassi wrote:Hey how do I get a tentacle in my avatar? It would be so hentai that PZ would lurk the Pit even more!

http://i.imgur.com/s5MXNdy.png

comhcinc wrote:
Who?

Why, Leapin' Lanny Poffo, that's who!

http://i.imgur.com/ACb6tX9.jpg

An automaton named Nec-V20
Is a genius with autisms many
He graces the Pit
With his knowledge and wit
Only sadly he doesn't have any

Snapfingers wrote:
fuzzy wrote:My avatar changed by irself. WTF is going on here?
Yes, it happened to me too. Press ctrl+edit button while moving cursor over avatar.

thanks!

My avatar changed by irself. WTF is going on here?

And the circle jerks in unison. I just read your treatise on "Consciousness as electric field interactions", from the link you provide above. By contrast, nerve impulses have smaller electric fields, yet have higher gradients with respect to nearby nerve impulses. With these higher gradients existi...

mykeru is off twitter now? Yep, been suspended. I expect somebody made a spurious complaint to shut him up. I think he's a bit of a twat, but he's entitled to say what he wants. It must be ripping his knitting, lurking here, reading the comments and not being able to vent his spleen about Tribble a...

bhoytony wrote:
Lsuoma wrote:Heh, heh!!!

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-29868458
I saw that story being linked to the Daily Mail site a few hours ago. I hope this doesn't involve Mykeru's absolutely awesome shirts.

I heard Mykeru's shipped with a free bottle of factory workers' sweat.

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: A circle jerk with only two jerkers is a damn poor circle, jerk.

http://i.imgur.com/SNPa0fY.png

Vaguely possible, but the planning required to embed a mole (who will, for example, try to talk 'Pitters into doing nothing in response to an outrageous attack) about one year, one month, and one week in advance is a bit more than I'd say that they were capable of. But possible, I guess. Embedding ...

Nugent was involved in a campaign to stop the demolition of Jame's Joyce's home. It's exciting snippets of information like that which make life worth living. FUN FACT! Did you know James Joyce was a fart fetishist? http://www.reddit.com/r/literature/comments/1tdbcc/dirty_writing_the_letters_of_jam...

Interesting last paragraph to the Peezus article: Michael Nugent shelters and encourages harassers, and thinks the problem of sexism within atheism is purely American what happened to rapists? Is that no longer a thing? MN only shelters harassers now huh? Clearly we missed Peezus' apology and retra...

I don't know about Welch's employers' views, but I can safely say mine wouldn't be very happy with someone publicly alleging I'm a rapist or sex abuser. Haven't we been downgraded us to rape apologists? For some celebriry rapist? It's difficult to tell what slithers to the sides of Mick's shoe as h...

Brive1987 wrote: Idiot, monster, abuser. The choices appear very limited.

The well-rounded pitster strives to be all three.
http://i.imgur.com/wZkTPuf.jpg

Quote fail above as I meant to reply to picture of Garlix' bread.

And my new avatar is James Joyce's father.

I don't have anyone on ignore. I would get too curious when seeing one of those 'this message is hidden from you' things. I'd probably click the 'see it anyways' button every time, and waste more time than I would just skimming fast over the unignored posts. Any of you shitlords have ME on ignore? ...

I'm a rapist, they say, but not notional
And wonder why I get emotional
Their meanings are soft
As switch their brains off
And recite Free From Thought Blogs' devotional

To make an indefinite gender You mingle the parts that are tender: Unscrew the glass pitcher Flip on the switcher And then have a seat on your blender Is this yours? If it is, genuine ovation for that one. :clap: Yes thanks, I've loved limerick for decades, and needling those self-important fools a...

To make an indefinite gender
You mingle the parts that are tender:
Unscrew the glass pitcher
Flip on the switcher
And then have a seat on your blender

katamari Damassi wrote:
Mykeru isn't gone forever. There is a summoning ritual but it's... difficult and... messy. I would only attempt it as a last resort.

step 1:
http://i.imgur.com/M7RntiM.png
step 2:
http://i.imgur.com/BAQeEyZ.png
step 3:
http://i.imgur.com/c4nb8sM.jpg

When theyâ€™re organizing an attack, targets are no longer human beings; they are means to praise from the group for â€œcontributing to the cause.â€ Guys, did I miss my medal awarded during doxx-gate? Here ya go mate. http://www.mgbtrophies.co.uk/ekmps/shops/mgbtrophies/images/special-award-medal-...

Although I really did not understand how I could possibly be either involved or responsible for the whole anagrams thing, hence the "????" Just to wrap this up before it continues, he was your name as an insult because you are like a pair of clown shoes. In the post being responded to, comhcinc was...

A woman the size of a manatee
Was doing her thing for humanity
By typing out "Please
Muh soggy knees
Are giving me cause for insanity"

Oggie Doggy

Oggie Doggy

BarnOwl wrote:French butt plug?

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/2179618/thumb ... -570.jpg?4

Mais oui!

In the valley of the jolly
HO HO HO
Green giant.

Tony Parsehole wrote: II think you'll find God made computers because he gave the people the inspiration and the brains in the first place.

I believe it was Sagan who said "To make an apple mac from scratch, first you have to create the universe."

Two dicks walk into a bar. One of them says "I'll have a fuzzy navel."
The other one says "Canadian Mist."
And the first one says "I'll say. Last time I ordered a mudslide."

I like Arn a lot and have seen him work many times, but I'm drawing the line at a firm and hearty handshake.

PZ's dick is a social construction
Unrelated to reproduction
In relationships it
Can perform as a clit
Without medical need for reduction

Everyone loves a fellow whose tongue is polish.

Anyway, in my drunken state, I'm going to post a bit of a tribute to Jack Bruce. His bass on the title track of Zappa's Apostrophe is fantastic. It's a great album all round actually. [youtube]zXP_pr7np-o[/youtube] Sweet. When FZ died in '95 a local station played his music all day; he was the only...

I matter. So again you are wrong. Your idea of time well spent is watching wrestling. That's how much you matter. Pro wrestling is best experienced as a live event. The television product used to support the live event, and as it evolved into a TV show for a while they kept it alive when there were...

http://i.imgur.com/K75iM2A.jpg

Or perhaps it's a visual pun: an eye where the horn goes, a horn-eye: horny.

[youtube]flZoMLZgdUo[/youtube] Not sure if this has been posted before. Barbara Kay's take on Radfem influence in society,at least in Canada, confirms the impression I've had for a while but never been 100% sure about because it just seems so tinfoil hat. I used to think of this apparent trend as i...

http://i.imgur.com/lceNYn0.png

James Caruthers wrote: The fuck is a demisexual? Is this a new pokemon? I stopped playing after the game boy advance era.

Biology is such an oppressive shitlord.

Don't you remember that famous Demi Sexual magazine cover?

http://i.imgur.com/lceNYn0.png

Cognitively speaking I sometimes wonder how you could possibly live in something so small. Cognitively speaking , I sometimes wonder how you could possibly live in something so small. http://i.imgur.com/pcAEpoN.gif http://whatistheexcel.com/wooobooru/_images/2343a9a3f0354471a0d116d0dd63ec06/6404%20...

University of Nottingham students fined ove sexist chants: http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-29756910 I wanna be a Cavendish ranger, living a life of sex and danger. High flying, 69-ing. These are the girls that I love best, many times Iâ€™ve sucked their breasts. Fuck her standing...

http://i.imgur.com/dLs5i5V.png

http://i.imgur.com/MY1RWy8.jpg The text under the image reads: Climate-bandit. The humans are very likely the cause for the increasing average temperature of the Earth. The most guilty of them all is the white, middle aged man. His lifestyle is by far the most natural resource-intensive. Global war...

http://i.imgur.com/VSq1sSm.png

I had duck once and it was way too greasy. American stores stock frozen ducks that are raised in a way where they get lots of food and little exercise, and become large enough to sell quickly but are quite fatty. I bought a farm-raised duck in Paris once to prepare for some American friends' Thanks...

I am packing my rusty chainsaw,
A porcupine with influenza,
Some other things proper
To use as a stopper
And booking a flight on Lufthansa

Y'all are the funniest, most pleasant gang of misogynist rapists I've ever met. Mint-flavoured Astroglide and everything.

James Caruthers wrote:I agree, Reap, but prepare for incoming Nietzsche quote spam.

You mean the bit about gazing longingly into Abbie's and Abbie's gazes back at you?

I'm thinking that as a team-building exercise we could all, say, play a few games of charades, or maybe sing a few rounds of "row row row your boat." Put some textured tofu sausages on the grill. Maybe play some team some eggtoss games or three-legged races. Who has a big backyard?

Pitchguest wrote:Ah yeah, and you know someone thinks they're winning when they refer to their opponents as "Gleemergloobers", "GlabberGlangers" and "GooberGoons"

:clap:

Typical GonadGobbling GonorrheaGirls.

Was somebody looking for alpsbuglers?

http://mpnews.com.au/wp-content/uploads ... elwald.jpg

The Slymepit, in portion, aspires
To marginalize PZ Myers.
Seeing everywhere rape, he is
'barassing atheists
Making us all look like liars

Is contracting gonorrhea from masturbation the sound of one hand clapping?

http://i.imgur.com/rlbfoVO.png

Reminds me of the critical distinction - at least amongst bird-watchers - between a pair of great tits and a great pair of tits. Or a nice pair of boobies http://www.virginmedia.com/images/galapagos-blue-footed2-431x300.jpg I just don't know how much I like the idea of one male booby and one female...

Za-zen wrote:As an anecdote, my official termination count is 5, 5 arseholes who have been terminated in varying degrees of quickness, The slowest cunt was the guy whose throat i bled, that was pretty.

Are you available to babysit my children?

An atheist feminist, Peezer,
Had to micturate using a tweezer.
A fellow named Hornbeck
Convinced him his thorn speck
Might well be replaced by a beaver

And each time someone repeats this, it becomes harder for him to come back. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. Mykeru flounced. My...

CuntajusRationality wrote: http://i.imgur.com/gfJ78R4.jpg

:clap:

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