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by screwtape
Sat Oct 24, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I managed to watch 'Totally Under Control' yesterday. Here is the trailer, which no doubt will enrage those of you who believe the pandemic is fake and Trump is a smart man:

by screwtape
Fri Oct 23, 2020 12:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote:
Service Dog wrote: What kind of sick fuck would sleep with his dead brother's wife ?
Henry VIII.

Someone in the bible that wasn't Onan.

<Insert someone of your own choice here>.
Not if you paid me. She'd probably say the same, so fair do's.
by screwtape
Tue Oct 20, 2020 6:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And at 24 hours notice I am cancelled because of a problem with the donor. Fortunately they have turned up a second donor who is also a 10/10 match. Will be delayed 3-4 weeks. This is a bit nerve wracking!
by screwtape
Mon Oct 19, 2020 2:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And while Saint Justin tries to set up a handgun ban controlled by "cities" (whatever that might mean in rural Canada) we see that once again, and as always, the vast majority of gun deaths are self-inflicted: Suicide by rural men account for most gun deaths in Ontario Surely, someone with some infl...
by screwtape
Mon Oct 19, 2020 4:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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San Diego school district to implement "restorative grading": Students will no longer be docked in their academic grades for turning work in late or other factors related to work habits. Those aspects of student behavior will be judged in a separate citizenship grade. Rather than getting one chance...
by screwtape
Sat Oct 17, 2020 3:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Three words to sum up the world this year: Nazi Rocket Monkeys!

by screwtape
Fri Oct 16, 2020 11:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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We all know that Bari Weiss resigned from the NYT when continued employment became untenable for her. Not related specifically to that, but a general comment on growing anti-semitism in America, she writes this . She has bad things to say about both sides of the aisle, though mostly about the woke l...
by screwtape
Mon Oct 12, 2020 2:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: And just in case you Yanks missed the in-joke, this is the Premier of NSW who has Brive so hot and flustered (after being triggered by Keating).

https://i.redd.it/5tnd1pdjmu511.jpg
OK. Matt needs an intervention. Preferably with lots of ice cold water and some bromide.
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by screwtape
Mon Oct 12, 2020 8:39 am
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
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Re: Recipes

Looks like pure spam in the two posts above. Since this is Canadian Thanksgiving, we need pumpkin pie. Pastry: 1⅓ cups white flour ¼ tsp salt 1 TBSP sugar 4oz shortening (I use Parkay brand veg. shortening, because of SWMBO), COLD, cut into tiny cubes Place all in a food processor and pulse until th...
by screwtape
Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh, I missed the 'checks and balances' part. Wouldn't it be rather difficult for President Harris to change your constitution, which would be required to remove the checks and balances? And why are they part of capital "R" Republican government, if they are written into your constitution, which itse...
by screwtape
Sun Oct 11, 2020 2:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I fear a Harris presidency will result in a totalitarian, one-party state. With all respect to you, Matt, which party is it that is suggesting that the result of the election must be fought as ineligible? Oddly enough, I probably have a lot more in common with you than with an enthusiast for Presid...
by screwtape
Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I mean, debate, singular. Dems will find an excuse to cancel the rest. Half right is better than all wrong. :D I was surprised that Biden managed to appear, simulate, or actually be quite functional. It makes me pretty sure all that obvious facial immobility was Botox. I read your scary post on Har...
by screwtape
Fri Oct 09, 2020 8:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hope you have all taken your Zofran today. Spent an hour and a half with a student Masters social worker on the phone ('calls will be recorded for quality assurance') attempting to appear competent and 'normal' as a successful psychosocial assessment is required for a transplant. After all the neces...
by screwtape
Thu Oct 08, 2020 4:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Since it is just old people getting sick should we even consider opening overflow facilities? What's wrong with just pushing them out of existing hospital windows on to the street?
FTFY. Seems to work for the Russians.
by screwtape
Mon Oct 05, 2020 10:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Of course, it does seem dear leader PCC(E) gets many of his ideas for posts here. Perhaps I shouldn't post it en clair, but there is an opportunity for some fun if we post up a pdf of an obscure journal disproving evolution or some such disinformation.
by screwtape
Mon Oct 05, 2020 8:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14162
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I used to like ducks, but now each and every one has an adjustment layer of orange sauce. An effect of too much WEIT.
by screwtape
Fri Oct 02, 2020 2:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14162
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Should you have a Chromium-based browser or Firefox with the Bypass Paywalls extension, this is rather heartening: The ‘Atlantic bubble’ has largely succeeded in keeping out COVID-19. But can it last? I am selfishly happy to live here, and also proud of fellow Maritimers. But not quite proud enough ...
by screwtape
Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I have been completely unable to get my head around the number of smart people who continue to regard him as wonderful; is that just a financial interest, hatred of the left, or simple stupidity? yes. Well, ain't it wonderful, we agree on something? Just to clarify, is it financial, anti-left or du...
by screwtape
Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14162
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Should Trump have an almost asymptomatic case of Covid-19, you get maximal deaths as a result as all assume they will come through just as their hero has. Presumably, his numbers rocket upwards, and he wins the election. Even more coronavirus deaths will result, given his proven incompetence at list...
by screwtape
Wed Sep 30, 2020 12:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Wannabe? I was happy to get home with all or most of my teeth in those days. You are right about the 'Arrington and 'Crombie, and as for 'brother creepers' you should give us a fuckin' edit button, you wanker.
by screwtape
Wed Sep 30, 2020 10:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Reality bites. Got a date today. The fun begins the day after Trafalgar Day, and if all goes well I will return home somewhere around the New Year. I'll take an iPad, so may be able to keep an eye on you as long as there isn't a nurse looking over my shoulder.
by screwtape
Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14162
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Curious to learn today that the Proud Boys have adopted Fred Perry polo shirts in black with yellow logos. Boih for the reminder of Moseley and for the fact that I remember when the skinheads were transitioning into what were briefly known as suedeheads (before disappearing, only to return in a late...
by screwtape
Wed Sep 30, 2020 4:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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She has one trait, common to the modern lefty, which I find repugnant and that is a strong tendency to be pathologically compassionate to certain groups and display zero sympathy or compassion for the legitimate grievances of others. That's the core error made by identitarians, which is to value so...
by screwtape
Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sorry, SD, I remain unconvinced that more Trump is going to be good for the world. Now I am not in America, and have no say in it, but I do have to live with him as my neighbour in a duplex with him banging around on the other side of the party wall. The good news today is that if he really only pai...
by screwtape
Sun Sep 27, 2020 1:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see that recent photos of Biden are showing more lines on his face, and it may be that the facial immobility I noted a few weeks ago was due to heavy handed use of Botox. Time will tell if his brain recovers mobility like the saggy face. I would assume still that a vote for him will actually be on...
by screwtape
Sun Sep 27, 2020 5:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Has anyone given much thought to axolotls?
It's the Tleilaxu face dancers that get to me.
by screwtape
Tue Sep 22, 2020 3:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: The trial by ordure just seems par for the course.
You naughty, funny, boy.
by screwtape
Sun Sep 20, 2020 2:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If I were a progressive feminist type-- seeking to leverage the death of RGB for political gain-- Guessing you'll be voting for CMYK. In the meantime, be glad your life is not subject to such intrusion as this : Hammersmith and Fulham council, which represents one of the country's richest areas in ...
by screwtape
Fri Sep 18, 2020 3:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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From Quillette: Black Lives Matter and the Mechanics of Conformity My modest proposal probably acceptable to all sides: 1. Pension off all white police officers with a full pension no matter how long they have served. 2. Replace them with black police officers, properly trained in the usual fashion....
by screwtape
Thu Sep 17, 2020 3:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: The place has gone to pot since 1066.
Battle has become somewhat better known, though. Ups and downs. An arrow in the eye here and there. These things happen.

C'est la vie (ou, peut être, c'est La Guerre, n'est pas?), as the Normans were wont to say.
by screwtape
Wed Sep 16, 2020 5:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Right from the start it looked like a safe bet to me that the Wuhan virus was released from the nearby lab. I am dubious about the claim that the release was deliberate though. (Change my mind)? Not me - I agree completely. If, as some sources say, this is a bat virus with the spikes of a pangolin ...
by screwtape
Tue Sep 15, 2020 8:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Technically, not single-action, as the firing pin is cocked by the closing of the breech block; I believe you meant to say single shot. Mind you, if the Lee-Metford was already in general service in 1879, there would still have been a problem at Isandlwhana as long as Maester Aemon* was in charge o...
by screwtape
Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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By 1879, the French had upgraded the Chassepot, while the Germans had moved onto a repeating Mauser. Had you poor bastards some Henry's instead of the crap, single-action Martini- Henri with defective ammo, Isandlwana would've been a quail shoot. Technically, not single-action, as the firing pin is...
by screwtape
Tue Sep 15, 2020 3:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ah, Zulu. A mostly peaceful movie.
by screwtape
Sat Sep 12, 2020 12:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: when some doofus broke their already shoddy containment protocol and let this one loose.
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Could be worse:
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by screwtape
Thu Sep 10, 2020 2:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Obama's $200 Million PREDICT program was supposed to predict the next pandemic. They failed to predict this pandemic! Should we just automatically give them another $200 Million & another 10 years, without considering their weak past performance? I'm cheap and accurate. There will be another one. $...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Wullie. Though it's possible you were reading the English translation. Well, all I can say is that it's been 55 years since my grandma used to mail a copy of the Sunday Post each week with two threepenny bits taped on the inside (one for me and one for my brother). I have to say I still find an upt...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 11:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The rise of Leslyn Lewis proves abortion is still a powerful political issue in Canada Actually, it does no such thing. Like all social conservatives in Canada, Ms Lewis recognises some things are done deals, and any attempt to reopen them is just going to lose votes. I bought a five year membershi...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 10:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
screwtape wrote: Hey, I took that class at school as well!
Skool? wot is this skool yoo speek ov?
Och, ye wee horror, ye make it too easy:
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Though I did spend a lot of time reading Oor Willie and The Broons.
by screwtape
Sat Sep 05, 2020 4:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: Um white man have doxxed redskin brave and made heap-big calls for um expulsion from white-man university. How!
Hey, I took that class at school as well!
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by screwtape
Fri Sep 04, 2020 3:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Let's have none of that nil nisi bonum nonsense:

Remembering Ed Brayton
Every single time I had the displeasure of finding Brayton online, he was up to no good. This was not a good man, and he certainly did a great disservice to the atheist community.
by screwtape
Fri Sep 04, 2020 6:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And why isn't chocolate milk available everywhere, like white milk? No doubt it ought to be, according to Dolezal 2.0: A White professor says she has been pretending to be Black for her entire professional career It seems she was rather good at it, maybe even better than the actual African Studies ...
by screwtape
Thu Sep 03, 2020 1:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: It's people like you that are blind to deaf culture. You just don't hear what they're saying.
And I love you, too.

So, what shall we do about the Novichok? "Merkel urged to act" and "Merkel has the Mettle to Stare Down Putin" say the headlines in The Times. But what can or should she do?
by screwtape
Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If you're deaf, your a member of the 'deaf community' & should prioritize that identity. Your disability isn't lack of hearing/ but society's failure to accommodate you. And curing deafness is genocide against the deaf. I have had half of my right ear and none of my left since age eight. Ironically...
by screwtape
Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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🐀 #82. ;)
by screwtape
Tue Sep 01, 2020 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Why White People Owning Dogs is Racist https://unitedwildlifeunion.com/2020/08/01/why-white-people-owning-dogs-is-racist/ I forwarded the link to an archeologist whose PhD was on domestication of dogs. He says "the most coherent part Cayde-6's writing is the photo caption." 'Attractive young woman ...
by screwtape
Sat Aug 29, 2020 1:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It was grey and not black, but rat #81 was felled with a hollow point slug by a white vigilante on my front deck. I enjoyed every moment.
by screwtape
Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see that those who drive a Dark Triad personality have learned a new and profitable behaviour - signalling virtuous victimhood.

Signaling virtuous victimhood as indicators of Dark Triad personalities.
by screwtape
Thu Aug 27, 2020 3:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I grew up somewhere like that in Wiltshire. Apart from nine years in London, I've since lived somewhere even smaller and more remote. We may have less rioting, but we easily win when it comes to alcoholism, prescription drug abuse, incest and sheep with PTSD.
by screwtape
Sun Aug 23, 2020 7:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John D wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Cuties uproar?
I hope there is spanking involved!
"....and then the oral sex!"

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by screwtape
Sun Aug 23, 2020 5:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The four Atlantic Provinces (NB,NS,PEI and NL - not to be confused with 'The Maritimes' which are the first three only) are handling student returns a bit more methodically. Because the four provinces have low population density, high social cohesion, and politicians who demonstrated that they have ...
by screwtape
Fri Aug 21, 2020 12:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And just for fun, here's a screenshot of Rabbi Lord Jonathan Sacks in the House of Lords talking about anti-semitism. Do, please, look at who is asleep inn his purple waistcoat, and reflect upon what the purple waistcoat means - yes, he's an archbishop.


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by screwtape
Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And there goes another quote fail. Damn you, FT, for the Edit button!
by screwtape
Fri Aug 21, 2020 11:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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What are program expenses in a charity? The vast majority of money spent by my wife's charity that DOES NOT go to the intended recipients goes to bank fees and some sort of insurance against being sued that the accountant insists must be bought. For the various programs being funded, donations to e...
by screwtape
Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Women no longer allowed brilliant ideas: Sainsbury’s removes ‘triggering’ Roald Dahl’s Matilda mug from sale I don't know if it will be needed, but if you don't have it, the splendid extension Bypass Paywalls will let you read this article (with Firefox - yay!, and Chrome -boo!) and pretty much all ...
by screwtape
Wed Aug 19, 2020 10:04 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Strangely, I think my Primos Triggersticks work better. https://media.midwayusa.com/productimages/880x660/primary/179/179659.jpg Spent the morning watching videos of ex-chief rabbi of the UK, Lord Jonathan Sacks. Feeling strangely consoled by humorous common sense. As he says in one, "you don't have...
by screwtape
Fri Aug 14, 2020 3:04 pm
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And SD, did you restart the lithium yet? We are finding it hard to keep up with the onslaught of posts.
by screwtape
Fri Aug 14, 2020 3:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I do have a fondness for sneering at certain kinds of Merkin. Well, shame on you! Anyone with the guts/balls/backbone/name-your-favourite-bit-of-anatomy to wear a merkin deserves our respect. But the 'certain kinds' needs explication: blonde, black, ginger, long, short, curly, extensive or what? As...
by screwtape
Thu Aug 13, 2020 3:45 am
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Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Harris could well soon be a heartbeat away from the Oval Office. Were she to enter it, she would prove a despot, ruling by fiat, ignoring Congress, flaunting the Constitution, and punishing all who stood in her way. In short, Kamala Harris is a threat to our Republic. This goes far beyond 'lesser o...
by screwtape
Tue Aug 11, 2020 4:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I guess you Yanks will be having a President Harris in office before 2024 then (I doubt Biden will last four years). Wonder who she'll pick as VP? Most Canadians will swoon with approval when she takes the reins.