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by screwtape
Tue Jun 02, 2020 5:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The waters shall turn red as blood, and firstborns will all die. Yeah, I managed to keep a beard for three months because of platelets that are on strike, but the call of the straight razors was too strong and now the waters do turn red as blood each day. As for firstborns - seems a bit rough on my...
by screwtape
Sat May 30, 2020 3:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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Crazy day... My daughter messaged me and wanted my comment about Trump's tweet regarding "looters and shooters" and did I think he was racist. I said I didn't think he is particularly racist and that he is an ass and a blow hard. She told me that my comment has finally convinced her that I am a rac...
by screwtape
Thu May 28, 2020 8:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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... they have the wimpiest call for a bird of that magnificence. Yes, for some reason it became conventional wisdom that bald eagles have this magnificently penetrating shriek, like in the Mount Doom rescue scene in Return of the King. But that's actually the call of a red-tailed hawk. Bald eagles ...
by screwtape
Tue May 26, 2020 12:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Best raptor call I have lived with would be the buzzards in west Wales. At the same time as we enjoyed the call, we had to hate them for their actions in lambing season. I rather wish the bird on the county arms of Witshire - the Great Bustard - hadn't gone extinct before I arrived. Though at least ...
by screwtape
Mon May 25, 2020 4:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The only remarkable thing about this photo is that I took it standing right in the middle of my living room! The eagle was sitting in a tree behind the house checking out a raccoon carcass.
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by screwtape
Mon May 25, 2020 4:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Some eagle trivia that some might find surprising. They will attack and kill prey that are substantially larger than them, and they are good swimmers. I have seen them swimming to shore from hundreds of yards out. I did see an eagle attack a medium large dog that was swimming just off the beach onc...
by screwtape
Sun May 24, 2020 7:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Aristotle's definition of Tragedy was 'pity & fear'. Pity at the wretch whose troubles are worse than our own/ fear that the same could befall us. Mania is the really scary kind of psychosis, and by far the most damaging and dangerous. I worked as a resident at the psychiatry wing of a general hosp...
by screwtape
Tue May 19, 2020 3:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of the better anti-SJW think pieces I've read recently, in the form of a review of a 2016 book called Stamped from the Beginning: The Definitive History of Racist Ideas in America which won a National Book Award for non-fiction. The Social Justice Endgame A very good and amusing review. I presu...
by screwtape
Mon May 18, 2020 4:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 271093

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Bugger. Didn't realise we had started a new page. Replying to FT.
by screwtape
Mon May 18, 2020 4:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Indeed I do. An old hand at squicking and felching.
by screwtape
Sun May 17, 2020 2:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I acquired a Québeçois Snickers bar today. Somehow, it reminds me of an alt.tasteless 'grogan':

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by screwtape
Sun May 17, 2020 4:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Meanwhile in Terra Australis Incognita, the Not-Quite-Perfect Diet has been invented:



Now we know what caused the bushfires; silly galah probably farted near a flame.
by screwtape
Fri May 15, 2020 12:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If you are going to breastfeed you can't wait a few days and then try, you have to start immediately. I think the issue is when do you acknowledge that it isn't working and switch to formula. Don't the formula makers give free samples to new mothers? If you start with that then you are stuck with t...
by screwtape
Fri May 15, 2020 5:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Since the FT popped up (so to speak) - is anyone worried about the malign influence of 'Big Tittie' on society? Starting at 22 min for the curious... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbHUKg4tJ00 You might enjoy taking a look at http://www.skepticalob.com/ where a retired obstetrician rants and raves...
by screwtape
Fri May 15, 2020 5:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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Fuck. There’s strong evidence emerging that all countries were already ‘around the curve’ for infections prior to gong into lock down. Good podcast https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-fat-emperor-podcast/id1453181214?i=1000474373435 https://twitter.com/brive1987/status/1260783907496013824?s=2...
by screwtape
Tue May 12, 2020 11:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
Views: 271093

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Frankly, the most encouraging thing about you Americans is that some small subset of you is discussing on one weird internet forum whether it is justified for an ordinary citizen of one skin colour to shoot and kill another ordinary citizen of a different skin colour. Evidently, skin colour is a con...
by screwtape
Tue May 12, 2020 6:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
Views: 271093

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https://twitter.com/skynewsaust/status/1260025481593794560?s=21 It's past time we all told China to fuck off. Thought what that will mean for our underclasses that survive on their shitty hourly rates only by buying diabetogenic food from dollar stores and everything else from Walmart (ie the lowes...
by screwtape
Sun May 10, 2020 6:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In an unwitting metaphor for what the site has turned into, Slate runs a detailed analysis into the perpetrator and nature of the Supreme Court toilet flush. https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/05/toilet-flush-supreme-court-livestream.html TL;DR It was Breyer and it was poo. Perhaps that is ho...
by screwtape
Thu May 07, 2020 1:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
Views: 271093

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200 Cuban doctors were brought in to help with the pandemic to great fanfare. There are a great many more white and Indian doctors than that who qualified overseas because they weren't black enough to get into med school and have been denied certification because of some bogus road block thrown in ...
by screwtape
Tue May 05, 2020 5:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 271093

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The 2 week supply has 92 servings (2 people can eat three times a day and have six servings left over), whilst the 4 week supply has 282 servings, which means those two people can eat three times a day, and have 198 servings left over....I'm guessing a "serving" is not a meal. And looking at what's ...
by screwtape
Mon May 04, 2020 12:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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MarcusAu wrote: I still may ask you sometime about my feet though...
Pes planus, based on your avatar.
by screwtape
Sun May 03, 2020 11:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
Views: 271093

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So as a doctor - you would question the coherence of their prescription. Doctor be damned. I'm questioning the validity of someone charging a hefty fee to teach you the secrets that will give you insights and thus power over others. It's 'X-Ray glasses' and Charles Atlas' Dynamic Tension and Scient...
by screwtape
Sun May 03, 2020 4:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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Without wanting to put myself between two scrapping dogs, I can't imagine anyone takes 'content analysis' very seriously. It's reading between the lines, and the problem with that is that you make up what is written between them. It can seem clever and insightful, and maybe give sometimes a hint, bu...
by screwtape
Fri May 01, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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After some searching I finally found the full list of newly banned "assault-style" weapons. It turns out to be nine models and all their variants (most of which are different coloured stocks etc), plus anything of 20mm calibre or larger (you can keep your 10 gauge goose gun), anything with a muzzle ...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 28, 2020 2:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh, and since no one has said it yet, I'll repeat the excellent advice given by the wise in 1914 and 1939, and probably just as accurately:
It will all be over by Christmas!

So there.
by screwtape
Tue Apr 28, 2020 10:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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If we would even want to debate whether China has been as upfront and honest as we would like then I would introduce some suspicious indicators that they feel they might be open to criticism. They stopped the EU from including criticism of their lack of transparency in a report: China 'sought to blo...
by screwtape
Mon Apr 27, 2020 2:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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All this internalised bleach takes me back:

The Parents Who Give Their Children Bleach Enemas to 'Cure' Them of Autism

Maybe some of Trump's numerous flirtations with the anti-vaxxers have left him with a taste for Miracle Mineral Solution.
by screwtape
Fri Apr 24, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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FTR, out of a population of 100,000, we've had 36 confirmed cases so far, and a single death -- and that was a snowbird who'd recently traveled abroad and had preexisting health issues. Sounds like a prime population for a new virus seeking to make friends and maybe more... The general public's und...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 21, 2020 7:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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She, he or it may be a bot, and unprogrammed for puns. Your anti-AI prejudice borders on the offensive. I found the Mrs to be amusing, felt some sympathy for the Mr, but Violet Elizabeth was definitely a bit too much to take. I don't mind if you drop your aitches, but don't drop a T for goodness' s...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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I this thread is >10,000 posts long. Previously threads that long caused all sorts of instability. The hydrocodone-fuelled upgrade must be doing something good.
by screwtape
Tue Apr 21, 2020 6:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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free thoughtpolice wrote: I wonder if cariee gets the basket of links joke?
Ze may not be familiar with the Atheist + forum.
cariee appears to be a spammer here only to shove her video site in our faces. She, he or it may be a bot, and unprogrammed for puns.
by screwtape
Sun Apr 19, 2020 4:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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NS now has seven dead of Covid-19, and 13 dead today at the hands of a crazed denturist.

I've never met a denturist who was entirely right in the head, FWIW.
by screwtape
Fri Apr 17, 2020 7:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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Can Jack Black sing? We know he can't dance from his quarantine dance:

by screwtape
Thu Apr 16, 2020 2:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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It's become increasingly clear that the CCP knows very well how this happened, and with ruthless alacrity suppressed the evidence. They also know that cries of 'racism' could enlist knee-jerk SJWs in the West in their propaganda and disinformation campaign. So get yourself a little red star to wear...
by screwtape
Fri Apr 10, 2020 2:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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RIP Mort Drucker of Mad Magazine.

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by screwtape
Thu Apr 09, 2020 2:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Latest photo of freethoughtpolice:
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Of course, screwtape has fond memories of wormwood...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 07, 2020 5:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sargon discusses the meltdowns certain trannies are having over being isolated: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=orNCoubNHt8 It brings home the fact that for a proportion of them, probably the trans trenders, this all about attention. We create a society where the cheap and easy route to power is by ...
by screwtape
Tue Apr 07, 2020 3:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see Cardinal Pell has been acquitted of all charges by the unanimous judgement of an Australian appeal court, after spending a year in solitary confinement at a maximum security prison.

It looked like the whole thing was dodgy after reading this Qillette article.
by screwtape
Mon Apr 06, 2020 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: RIP Honor Blackman :(

I'd like to die aged 94. Though you might ask me again when I'm 93.
by screwtape
Sun Apr 05, 2020 5:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yes, picking locks is fun and much easier than you'd think. But if there is a need for speed and no inclination to be calm and careful with your paperclip, I'd recommend an angle grinder. Non-destructive? Cut the hole on the back and replace the filing cabinet against a wall. No one need ever know.
by screwtape
Sat Apr 04, 2020 4:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 11126
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Very interesting unpublished photo essay on the personal experience of a Waffen SS officer from childhood to Russia ‘41. Wiking Division. https://www.germanhelmetsinc.com/hartmann.htm Fascinating. I read Sajer's The Forgotten Soldier recently, then Antony Beevor's Stalingrad . One has the feeling t...
by screwtape
Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurz: The hardest part of parenting is to watch children undergo the vital and necessary process of making their own mistakes. You watch the slow-motion car crashes and know that you could help the kids avoid them, and know too that without those experiences they learn nothing for themselves. The b...
by screwtape
Wed Apr 01, 2020 6:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Tonight, I've been tracking another global pandemic. One which will require the indefinite closing of the world's most beautiful scenic mountains, cliffs, rivers, coasts, wild animal preserves... all celebratory social gatherings.... and definitely definitely all RAILWAYS. In fact-- only a universa...
by screwtape
Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fuck that shit, SD - trying to do ANYTHING on Dilaudid is a fucking AWESOME idea! Trust me... The first time I had shingles, round my waist, I was given sublingual buprenorphine to play with. Very pleasant, like being wrapped in warm cotton wool as you drift off to sleep. The second time, on my per...
by screwtape
Tue Mar 31, 2020 4:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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RNA is not a problem in itself, but it has led to some unscientific science reportage. Rather than finding an antigen that won't cause reactions itself in a vaccine, purifying it and proving it generates an immune response, one can take a short-cut these days if you have the target organism's genome...
by screwtape
Sun Mar 29, 2020 6:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Isn't it the case that the better we lock down at the first hint of cases, the more susceptible people will remain for the disease to rebound among when the lockdown is relaxed? That's already happened in Hong Kong, and it will be happening in Wuhan too, though I doubt if the Chinese will admit it. ...
by screwtape
Sat Mar 28, 2020 3:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I had to do a complete reinstall. Will be adding avatars and images back as I get around to it. My experiences with phpBB have been less than smooth. Still running 3.2.2 without issues. Anyway... If anyone can tolerate some semi-serious thought: These thoughts are in my mind. I may be wrong to have...
by screwtape
Sat Mar 28, 2020 4:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Seems I spoke too soon. No images in posts, or as avatars. True for Firefox, Safari, Vivaldi, Brave, Opera and Tor.
by screwtape
Mon Mar 23, 2020 4:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Longest Pitkill ever. Thanks for curing it, FT.
by screwtape
Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I got around to listening to about an hour of David Smalley's interview of Rebecca Vitsum. She needs to be institutionalized. Cool drinking game: Everytime she says "caressed my sacrum" take a drink, "electricity orgasm/aroused take a giant toke. :drool: Even cooler drinking game: ensure there is o...
by screwtape
Mon Mar 09, 2020 2:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Molyneux has always struck me as something of a dipshit.
And not a particularly bright one, at that.
by screwtape
Sun Mar 08, 2020 4:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Jeez, Pseudo, I was just scrolling down to point out that the wimpy East Germans had it cushy as they didn't have to use Izal. Shiny on one side (so shit didn't stick to it), and sandpaper on the other, all the while reeking of Zalpine disinfectant. Izal.jpg It's still available for the real men amo...
by screwtape
Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A very common claim among lipid hypothesis contrarians is that while there's lots of evidence statins reduce LDL, there's no evidence they reduce CVD or mortality significantly. I take it you are saying this is blatantly false. Multiple trials show statins to reduce cardiovascular events and deaths...
by screwtape
Wed Mar 04, 2020 6:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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From my own blood lipid results, I have a discordancy that no doctor has been able to give me any insight on. My results are similar to Sulman's, but even more so. My triglycerides are extremely low, less than half the threshold of concern, and my HDL is in the optimum range. Yet my LDL is on the h...
by screwtape
Tue Mar 03, 2020 5:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lesson over. Not quite. Size matters, after all. We all know that oil and water don't mix, so how to transport fat in an aqueous medium, ie blood? Bind the cholesterol to a protein that is hydrophilic, making a lipoprotein. The resulting combination molecules can be large (HDL), small (LDL) and tin...
by screwtape
Sun Mar 01, 2020 10:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I've been reading about how the RCMP had been consulting "experts" as to whether the cartoon on that sticker constituted ch*ld p*rn (they decided it did not, which surprised me as I assume that common sense has become extinct), but none of the reports showed the sticker. Now I've seen it, I have to ...
by screwtape
Sat Feb 29, 2020 6:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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She has a remarkable degree of telecanthus. ?FAS
by screwtape
Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well given that Britain is exporting its unskilled to Canada, I was heartened to see this:

'Good on you Ma'am!': Britons back the Queen after she banned Prince Harry and Meghan Markle from using Sussex Royal brand...

Yacht Girl & Cabin Boy aren't going to like that.
by screwtape
Tue Feb 18, 2020 3:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Eat right, die anyway. I once read - I wish I knew where - that if you do everything 'right' (as we understand it - don't smoke, drink moderately, exercise, watch your weight, eat whatever diet is considered correct, don't pick your nose, separate the coloureds from the whites in the laundry etc etc...