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by screwtape
Wed Dec 11, 2019 6:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8651
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Three thoughts this morning (working my brain overtime): 1. Quillette continues to live dangerously. Regarding the "epidemic" of anti-trans violence and murder, did you know the murder rate of trans people in the US is all of one thirteenth that of African Americans? Seems like it's the safest demog...
by screwtape
Mon Dec 09, 2019 4:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I had some passing experience with an Optimist, but never really identified as a Swallow or an Amazon.
All I ever knew about parenting came from the telegram in S&W: "If not duffers, won't drown. If duffers, better drowned."
by screwtape
Sun Dec 08, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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'Heavens! shall I ever forget those boys! A perfect murrain of them infests Holland; they seem to have nothing in the world to do but throw stones and mud at foreign yachts.' 'They want a Herod, with some statesmanlike views on infanticide.' The Riddle of the Sands - Erskine Childers, 1903 A wonder...
by screwtape
Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh, I doubt that freethoughtpolice is a commie. But talking of commies, I'm fascinated by how the magazine Living Marxism has transformed into Spiked . They continue to claim to be of the left, but can't seem to help themselves from defending free speech and democracy. Their podcasts keep on coming ...
by screwtape
Tue Dec 03, 2019 4:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Snow? Snow is at least honest about what it is and why it wants to kill you. It's the sneaky, lying freezing rain that gets to me. I think we should recognize it for its true nature: trans-snow.
by screwtape
Fri Nov 29, 2019 2:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: The London police identified it as a terrorist incident. Which seems to imply motive to me.
Baader-Meinhof Gang again, no doubt.
by screwtape
Fri Nov 29, 2019 12:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Father of a mong says more people should have mong babies, so mongs can be more accepted in society and get better access to all the special services mongs need. Oh, and also people should stop calling mongs epithets like "mong". https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/choosing-down-syndrome/ Damn! What...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 29, 2019 7:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Blokes just want to get off early on a Friday and head for a pub...then some asshole terrorist shows up with a knife. Fuckers. Rat #74 also just wanted a quiet feed this morning, then some asshole turned up with a JSB Jumbo Monster 25.39gr pellet and slid it through the base of his skull. He's wait...
by screwtape
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Though if you are looking for a woman with real (metaphorical) balls, I've been enjoying Posie Parker's YouTube channel.
by screwtape
Tue Nov 26, 2019 4:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Really? wrote:

Methinks I see some manspreading, and with no excuse for it either. Though maybe she has an invisible scrotum with elephantiasis.
by screwtape
Sun Nov 24, 2019 6:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Gifts, by James Thomson is a slightly trite bit of Victorian tat, but I like it nonetheless. One verse was hung up as a pokerwork plaque in my old pipemaker's shop (G.W.Sim of Junction Rd, Tufnell Park) and you can guess which. GIVE a man a horse he can ride, Give a man a boat he can sail; And his r...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 23, 2019 1:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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No one should be ashamed of liking Kipling. Be it "If..." or "The White Man's Burden", though I prefer the message of Dane-geld . If you want to be gelded, go ahead. Etymology wins. But back to the original request. I've spent a couple of decades traveling with the Oxford Book of English Verse (the ...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 22, 2019 4:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm no expert on the Ukraine affair, but it seems that whilst Trump had an apparent selfish motivation for demanding an investigation into Burisma, there is an underlying thread about Crowdstrike and we are hearing more and more that it was the Ukraine that interfered with the 2016 election, and not...
by screwtape
Wed Nov 20, 2019 1:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And now Prince Andrew has fulfilled all of the potential he ever seemed to have. Someone really ought to tell him that adrenaline makes you sweat, and doesn't prevent it, never mind the fact it's bloodstream half-life is 2 minutes, and any from the Falklands in 1982 would probably be gone by Epstein...
by screwtape
Mon Nov 18, 2019 4:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Trivia time. The last couple of pages have mentioned Winged Victory and it's obscure WW1 slang, and, separately, oikophobia. I remembered today that the ack-emmas (air mechanics) were referred to as oiks. Volume X of the OED tells me that oik or oick, a contraction of oickman, was first recorded in...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Trivia time. The last couple of pages have mentioned Winged Victory and it's obscure WW1 slang, and, separately, oikophobia. I remembered today that the ack-emmas (air mechanics) were referred to as oiks. Volume X of the OED tells me that oik or oick, a contraction of oickman, was first recorded in ...
by screwtape
Thu Nov 14, 2019 4:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8651
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Killer used a scary-looking assault rifle .45 pistol, fired hundreds of bullets from a bullet-hopper thingie six rounds, last one to his own head. https://nypost.com/2019/11/14/saugus-high-school-shooter-was-initially-mistaken-as-a-victim/ It could be argued that it is a good thing he didn't show u...
by screwtape
Thu Nov 14, 2019 5:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8651
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The normalisation of things that were recently considered ridiculous is a worrisome thing. The concept of open borders being the pertinent example here. It seems perfectly reasonable that a nation ought to have the right to decide who it accepts from abroad for permanent residency and or citizenship...
by screwtape
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One has a little hope again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOIipfsrz08 It's hard to get over prejudices. I don't care for Farage, who comes across as the classic sheepskin-coated secondhand car salesman. On the other hand, I don't see anything worthwhile for the UK if there is any form of pseudo-B...
by screwtape
Sat Nov 09, 2019 4:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In re military memoirs: I may have mentioned these recommendations before, but even if I did, they bear repeating. The best book about WW1 flying is a novel by a Camel pilot who was actually there in 46 Sqdn, Victor Yeates. The book is Winged Victory , and there isn't really anything like it. Even t...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:15 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
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Re: Recipes

Custard pies and custard tarts are favourites of mine, but the cooking of them is tricky, as egg custards can separate if the oven is a little too hot. Here is a completely easy and simple cheat, that makes a custard pie with ingredients all mixed together that automagically separate in the dish int...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 08, 2019 3:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Do you know who is literally Hitler in Britain right now? People who say it is common sense to leave a burning building, rather than stay and get burned to death. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/11/05/world/europe/grenfell-tower-jacob-rees-mogg.html Well it is really stupid to blame the public for obe...
by screwtape
Wed Nov 06, 2019 5:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Imagine a new gay rights group having to hold its inaugural meeting in secret, and not in 1960, nor in Tehran, but in present day London:
https://quillette.com/2019/11/04/meet-t ... omophobes/
by screwtape
Tue Nov 05, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Things change more quickly than expected. Having had night sweats, dyspnœa and fatigue, a CT scan last week confirmed enlarged nodes everywhere, but my delightful young Egyptian hematologist told me today that my expectation of repeat fludaribine/cyclophosphamide/rituximab as second line therapy was...
by screwtape
Fri Nov 01, 2019 1:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Even with crowd-sourcing I doubt he has as much money to hand as either Jarndyce or Jarndyce.
That's a bit Bleak.
by screwtape
Thu Oct 31, 2019 3:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My old uni, Brizzle has appointed it's first black female professor - as professor of slavery!! https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-50180417 What a coincidence, I was just watching someone profess slavery, at 5m35s... https://youtu.be/I_7gQAcJW94?t=335 It is not an unusual for some/many/mos...
by screwtape
Tue Oct 29, 2019 5:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8651
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A Quillette article defends polyamory. Every single comment so far is against it, save for the four comments made by the author, which take this form:
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by screwtape
Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Despite the good news of Yaniv getting his just desserts, the madness continues. Meghan Murphy, a Vancouver feminist of the old school who was given a lifetime ban from Twatter for the outrage of misgendering Yaniv, has arranged a talk at the Toronto Public Library. The usual suspects are up in arms...
by screwtape
Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"Rich Like Me: How Assortative Mating Is Driving Income Inequality" - This is taken from the book "Capitalism, Alone: The Future of the System That Rules the World" that was reviewed above. It confirms what the review says. If you think you can tease a right wing narrative out of that, be my guest....
by screwtape
Sun Oct 27, 2019 6:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Brive1987 wrote: PZ’s latest mocks JP for writing a book which recycles blog posts and interview transcripts.

🤡
Except JP didn't write it. A parasite who sells JP's words did that and keeps the profit for himself. https://www.pzwatch.com/?p=1026
by screwtape
Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh, the long drought is over. Until today, the last rat I saw was in January. #73 is waiting for pick up, either by the vixen or the sharp shinned hawk. Don't mind which.
by screwtape
Thu Oct 24, 2019 7:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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AndrewV69 wrote: BTW people. I keep meaning to mention PZWatch



For those of you who do not do Twatter: https://www.pzwatch.com/?p=996
I wonder who runs it? Richard Sanderson or our own Commander?
by screwtape
Mon Oct 21, 2019 3:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"I’d rather be spending my time horse riding with my wife Corinne in Iceland, and next week we are off to Antarctica!"

Yes, I've always wanted to be told what's best for me by that kind of prick.
by screwtape
Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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katamari Damassi wrote: Added this guy's books, The Strange Death of Europe, and The Madness of Crowds to my reading list.
You won't regret either, though the first is depressing.
by screwtape
Sat Oct 19, 2019 3:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I don't think Tulsi likes Hillary: https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1185289626409406464 Caught me by surprise when I saw the headline. Apparently Clinton thinks Gabbard is a Russian agent because some Russian bots have posted support for her and she always makes the Russian news. Presumably ...
by screwtape
Tue Oct 15, 2019 3:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was previously shooting low and left. I watched some videos about this problem. It is my grip and my trigger pull. So, I bought a laser bullet. This little gadget fits in the barrel and allows you to see where your shot falls when you dry fire. I use a laser bore sighting 'cartridge' for roughly ...
by screwtape
Sun Oct 13, 2019 4:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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This British journalist, Rod Little, is hilarious. It's a podcast rather than a video, but well worth your time.
by screwtape
Sat Oct 12, 2019 5:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Dated 2015, this pre-referendum documentary gives much of the background to the odd relationship between the UK and the EU. I note also that Peter Hitchens has blossomed considerably since he has no longer been overshadowed by his brother.

by screwtape
Sat Oct 12, 2019 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Good lord, I should start charging my wife for the cut and dye job I do for her! Did you know the chemical in hair dye is the same as in C-41 process colour film developer? Ethylene diamine, which we treat carefully in the darkroom and wear gloves to handle, is rubbed into the scalps of grey ladies...
by screwtape
Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://i.imgur.com/z1R6WVD.png Good lord, I should start charging my wife for the cut and dye job I do for her! Did you know the chemical in hair dye is the same as in C-41 process colour film developer? Ethylene diamine, which we treat carefully in the darkroom and wear gloves to handle, is rubbe...
by screwtape
Fri Oct 04, 2019 4:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Pitchguest wrote:
Service Dog wrote: Ve Haff To Eeet Da Babby




Full Retard Checkmate!

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I thought it was a modest proposal. :rimshot:
That was a swift reply.
by screwtape
Fri Sep 27, 2019 4:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8651
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I don't have much time for children bitching about previous generations either. That's the entire point. Children aren't supposed to tell adults they're abject failures. Exactly why Thunberg has gotten attention and a thousand cerebral lectures have garnered a collective yawn. Adults talk down to c...
by screwtape
Wed Sep 25, 2019 4:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Perhaps all cops should be issued with Colt 1851 Navy revolvers. Brings variety and entertainment to the concept of speedloading.
by screwtape
Tue Sep 24, 2019 4:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My last interaction with a cop (proper RCMP, not a municipal officer) was both pleasant and embarrassing. During a heavy rainstorm my landline became very noisy and my DSL internet kept cutting out. I reported it to the phone company. Late at night a knock at the door, and there stood a very wet RCM...
by screwtape
Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Police are a violent gang of terrorists, easily identified by their uniform attire, allowed to operate in known locations, with shady ties , support, and funding from powerful institutions. https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/shopping?q=tbn:ANd9GcQveNh7dlA4EmR9itbAz9gRFrxJ-taxhq8cWRe5JEeIrU4BwM_h6r2...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 21, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://web.archive.org/save/https://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2019/09/21/poor-jordan-peterson/ Right, "poor" JP. PZ, you're a nasty little man. To be honest, I can see myself writing something similar about PZ, something mockingly banal and superficially sympathetic. Actually, I believe I've...
by screwtape
Thu Sep 19, 2019 4:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Out of curiosity I checked on YouTube about the availability of old episodes of The Black and White Minstrel Show - and was surprised that they are plentiful. I guess nobody watches them so they don't get reported. But among them was a gem, a west country poetess:

by screwtape
Thu Sep 19, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, that's it, sorry for the wall of shit. It was probably not worth the effort. Oh, it certainly was, thanks for an educating and entertaining read. I'm picturing you being scrubbed up and pressed into a lovely, sharply-creased highland uniform complete with Tam o'shanter, then being forced to tak...
by screwtape
Thu Sep 19, 2019 1:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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New Douglas Murray interview, about his new book:

by screwtape
Sun Sep 15, 2019 8:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Excellent analysis of the history behind the UK parliamentary shambles from David Starkey:
by screwtape
Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Though on second thoughts, maybe she is channeling Brains:
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by screwtape
Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Heh. The replies to this are pretty cancerous/lulzy. And rightly so... https://twitter.com/greenpeaceusa/status/1172110668939563009 As soon as I saw that image, without reading any of the text, the first thing that came to mind was that ... well ... that is a really vacuous expression. Remember I a...
by screwtape
Sun Sep 15, 2019 4:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Alright people. I need some Sci-Fi book recommendations. What are you reading now (if any) that you like? What would you recommend? This includes blasts from the past such as - I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream - Stranger in a Strange Land. And it does not have to be "good" or "great" ... just tha...
by screwtape
Sat Sep 14, 2019 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Guest_52456cd8 wrote:


EXCLUSIVE: Dave Silverman Returns, Responds to Sex Abuse Allegations
Welcome, Dave.
by screwtape
Fri Sep 13, 2019 2:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I think I'm going to quietly slip off the raft... I'm guessing you'll be playing it more like Lt. Cmr Ericson: "You knew how to keep watch on filthy nights, and how to go without sleep, how to bury the dead, and how to die without wasting anyone's time" than Rose DeWitt Bukater: "Jack! Jack! Nooo.....
by screwtape
Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Damn, I said I'd shut up. Did I ever describe the time I was involved in a grow op and a lab processing the stuff for a pop festival, all courtesy of Thames Water?
by screwtape
Tue Sep 10, 2019 1:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'll shut up again after this, but do you think she - Sarah Hagi - likes the movie? For someone like me, a young woman who doesn’t read comic books but watches movies based on them with zero emotional investment or expectations, it is hard not to think about how a certain audience of men will percei...
by screwtape
Tue Sep 10, 2019 12:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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On the other hand, if you happen to enjoy a nice Skunkworks fetish, I can help you out:

by screwtape
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In my rural innocence I was unaware of those who enjoy a breeding/abortion fetish. Avoid contraception, enjoy the pregnancy up to, say, 24 weeks, then abort it. Rinse and repeat. Why, it's almost enough to make even one of those 'woke' people get all authoritarian and say that while they fully suppo...
by screwtape
Sun Sep 08, 2019 12:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote: Power going on and off here as Dorian wanders slowly above us. Still have a cell connection even though supper is going to be cooked on a rocket stove. Why are you in Alabama? :rimshot: That is a remarkably good point, for which I cannot dream up any adequate answer. I just knew I ...