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by dog puke
Tue May 21, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Here is a woefully undersubscribed YouTube channel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mDDxUApRvk
by dog puke
Fri May 17, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
dog puke wrote: I was a Nigerian Prince. :twatson:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/34ea709 ... d=12895049
That picture was from my time in the Navy SEALs.
by dog puke
Fri May 17, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Were you a Navy Seal by any chance?
I fucking love that! One of my all-time favourite memes (copy pasta).
I was a Nigerian Prince. :twatson:
by dog puke
Thu May 16, 2019 8:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Whilst it's not quite on par with the infamous Cathy "So you're saying" Newman dumpster-fire interview, this 12 minute chat with Sargon is yet another example of a BBC drone struggling to stay on the rails. I would love to see her repeat this with no script, no ear-piece and no direction from behin...
by dog puke
Wed May 15, 2019 8:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
Those Chinese cops speak English really well.
by dog puke
Mon May 13, 2019 1:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Does anyone recall the smell of green thunder? Some people have mathematical skills links to their sinestesia. Perhaps the numbers are just the right colour, and the correct solution tastes right. On the other hand people prone to seizures report similar results. I can recall the sound of Purple Ra...
by dog puke
Sun May 12, 2019 6:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I dont know much about this Stephen Woodford/ Rationality Rules/ guy who was denounced by the Atheist Experience crew... all I've seen from him previously is a an anti-Jordan Peterson video. The thing I find amazing is that he seems to have come from a parallel dimension, where Rebecca Watson fell ...
by dog puke
Sat May 11, 2019 12:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Yep, Sticky Dicky is basically a bit of a twat, whereas PeeNus is a complete cunt.
So they are both pussies? :twatson:
by dog puke
Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This is extremely damning testimony from the former Attorney General. If proven, this is serious criminal behaviour that Trudeau and his lackeys have engaged in.
by dog puke
Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I know Canada is boring (something I'm generally grateful for), and this doesn't have the cachet of added MiG-21 Fishbeds, but it seems my imagined screenplay of our Prime Minister's Office officials trying to browbeat the Attorney General into political interference with prosecutorial independence...
by dog puke
Sun Feb 17, 2019 10:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

free thoughtpolice wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: "It's a Boy" ... By all accounts mother and child are doing well.

https://i.imgur.com/d3OgXmi.png

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47270857
Is that Faith Goldy's sister? Kind of looks like her.
Are you trying to abraid someone's argument?
by dog puke
Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Screwtape wrote: Naturally, one immediately understands that all wavelengths, all colours, are exactly equal, exactly the same, as long as we can adjust the speed of light. And who would have any problem with that in this brave new world? I have a feeling you are being sarcastic here. Well it is ti...
by dog puke
Sun Feb 10, 2019 1:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Whiteface, blackface and orangeface... truly a modern woman*. *gender is fashion construct. Or maybe λ is a fashionable construct (where lambda = wavelength). Naturally, one immediately understands that all wavelengths, all colours, are exactly equal, exactly the same, as long as we can adjust the ...
by dog puke
Sun Feb 10, 2019 11:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: Plus, I got to chat with my favorite model, backstage. First time, since I worked on a show with her 2 years ago.
Apparently, she's a big deal now.
https://www.instagram.com/uglyworldwide/?hl=en
Whiteface, blackface and orangeface... truly a modern woman*.

*gender is fashion construct.
by dog puke
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Further proof that Macaroon has a granny thing going on...
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They probably have a secret love shack in Alsace.
With their maid Lorraine.
by dog puke
Tue Jan 22, 2019 10:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5458
Views: 73977

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: Hello comrades. I return, fully fitted with a new liver following my transplant. 1 week out from surgery and feeling alive. This is hard work so just to let you know it went well. Write more later days maybe.
Great News!
by dog puke
Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Cuntie 2018 Nominations
Replies: 23
Views: 943

Re: Cuntie 2018 Nominations

Justin Trudeau

:cdc:
by dog puke
Mon Dec 31, 2018 7:11 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 84348

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Hey, Brive, have you watched Peter Jackson's They Shall Not Grow Old ? I'm more than half way through it and I haven't seen any footage yet that isn't new to me, and the colourisation and interpolation to prevent jerkiness works well. I'm having to take it in 5 or 10 minute aliquots as it's moving ...
by dog puke
Sat Dec 29, 2018 7:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 84348

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

InfraRedBucket wrote: So when do the 2018 Cunties nominations start?
-
Ask Screwtape... I think he is in charge this year.
by dog puke
Sun Dec 23, 2018 10:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 84348

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

This old bird starts-out solid-enough, then pulls a gotcha on Patreon... but-- if you stick with her until the end-- she really ties it up neatly in a bow. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kiT7wDO6HY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59NSnxgisD4&frags=pl%2Cwn One of the comments... "Elegant and princ...
by dog puke
Sat Dec 22, 2018 3:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 84348

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

screwtape wrote:
dog puke wrote: Hey... did I miss the Cunties™ ?
We forgot to nominate you. Sorry.
Ouch.
by dog puke
Sat Dec 22, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 84348

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Hey... did I miss the Cunties™ ?
by dog puke
Sun Oct 28, 2018 7:49 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 84348

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Lsuoma wrote:
The BEST reason why the Pit needs to stay alive...
Yes. Yes, and Yes.

#SlymePitForever
by dog puke
Tue Oct 23, 2018 9:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 84348

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Keating wrote: You're clearly a racist. You're even wearing a racist hat in your profile picture.
Platypus's with racist hats are the worst.
by dog puke
Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

?..it was a bunch of niggers doing a chimp out? Jesus, I’m glad I’m not inside your head. The paper of record seems to think it is OK to be racist. We can all let our inner racist emerge now. (The NY times recently employed a racist chink who makes no secret that she is racist and the NY Times back...
by dog puke
Fri Aug 10, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

What does everyone make of Q ANON then? It's another topic the lame stream media /fake news won't talk about except when they do and then they just lie to cover up for their deep state masters- The Rothschilds, George Soros, and the Saudis. The reason the Saudis went all jihad on Canada was because...
by dog puke
Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Brive1987 wrote: Hey Canadians. Is this something or is it a nothing-burger?

It will cleanse our nation of original sin.

Why do you ask, oh son of Captain Cook?
by dog puke
Tue Aug 07, 2018 11:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Kirbmarc wrote:
<paraphrase> A whole bunch of stuff</paraphrase>
Well Kirb, what I really want to know is your opinion on people that set up boobytrapped bait-bicycles in order to film random thieves getting their chops busted.
by dog puke
Mon Aug 06, 2018 10:00 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Saudi Arabia appears to threaten Canada over human rights dispute. 5b6864ea64dce81c008b4ad8-750-434.jpg https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/technology-45083684?__twitter_impression=true That's from a semi-official organ of the KSA. It was quickly deleted and reposted without the jetliner heading for the C...
by dog puke
Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Saudi Arabia appears to threaten Canada over human rights dispute. 5b6864ea64dce81c008b4ad8-750-434.jpg https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/technology-45083684?__twitter_impression=true That's from a semi-official organ of the KSA. It was quickly deleted and reposted without the jetliner heading for the C...
by dog puke
Mon Aug 06, 2018 9:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

'About 6:45 this evening (Saturday) Bookmarks Bookshop (in London) was attacked by about a dozen masked wearing fascists. They threatened staff and attempted to destroy books and other materials. Fortunately no staff were hurt. This is the true face of fascism.' Alt-right: 'lol the communist left i...
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 8:54 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Excellent news/result FT!

Time to buy a lottery ticket.
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 6:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Kirbmarc wrote: The funniest part of the video is when Peezee says....
........snip.........
....
I hope the trial is long, expensive and leaves all the parts looking like morons.
I think we can be pretty sure the third of your three wishes has already come to pass.
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 12:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

:popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn:

The gift that keeps on giving.

PZ and sticky :cdc:
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 11:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Justin Trudeau is missing in action these days. Surfing while TO burns. https://twitter.com/JohnDSkelton/status/1023272169629921280 Not a modern day Trajan? Aurelian perhaps? Augustus? :twatson: If he gets wind of this, I'll give you even odds he shows up in full Roman costume, along with his famil...
by dog puke
Sat Jul 28, 2018 10:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Justin Trudeau is missing in action these days. Surfing while TO burns.



Not a modern day Trajan? Aurelian perhaps? Augustus? :twatson:
by dog puke
Fri Jul 27, 2018 3:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Ape+lust wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: Here's a question for a ages...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2djHEIxPVs
There's someone for everyone.

Wow!! PZ was so much thinner back then.
by dog puke
Tue Jul 10, 2018 1:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

comhcinc wrote:
Really? wrote:
Mon Jul 09, 2018 9:17 pm

Kinda sick of being lectured on privilege by people who grew up in mansions...
But they would be the ones that would know about it right?
Damn... I hate it when com makes sense. :D
by dog puke
Sun Jul 08, 2018 11:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Lsuoma wrote: Ah, fuck it. I have more problems with mods thany anyone else. Back to one-person rule. No mods, since some people seem to think it tips others over the edge (remember - Aneris was a mod too...).
Well... have you tried Rockers you silly Fascist Tit?

https://i.imgur.com/9DTe5LD.jpg
by dog puke
Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

... and more brilliance from Ape... :lol:
by dog puke
Fri Jul 06, 2018 4:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

https://i.imgur.com/Uerwh4S.jpg

:twatson: I feel supremely confident about Canada's future. :twatson:
by dog puke
Wed Jul 04, 2018 8:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Happy Birthday US Americans. :gay-rainbowflag: Happy belated Birthday Kanada. :confusion-helpsos: Belated Happy Birthday to the Pit. :obscene-smokingsombrero: Cheers to FT for keeping this place running. This place is a bastion of sanity for which I am forever thankful*. :clap: *Ape+Lust is worth th...
by dog puke
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

KiwiInOz wrote:
dog puke wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Puking in front of the admission nurse works, too.
Puking works in most situations. I highly recommend it. :twatson:
Get thee to the Vomitorium.
Shall I escape calumny?
by dog puke
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

And the very best to you Dogen!
by dog puke
Tue Jul 03, 2018 8:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 82365

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Puking in front of the admission nurse works, too.
Puking works in most situations. I highly recommend it. :twatson:
by dog puke
Fri Jun 01, 2018 8:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

So Tommy Robinson killed some kid named Trayvon Martin?

Was it justified?

:twatson:
by dog puke
Sat May 26, 2018 10:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote: I don't know why I did this and I won't claim it makes any sense.

You can't argue with the math, tho.

https://imgur.com/s7CNQOW.jpg
This math deserves the Nobel Prize.
by dog puke
Tue May 08, 2018 8:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

...as it has inclined both Sunder and Shatterface to depart. I don't think this should go by without notice. Perhaps we should have a quiet vigil for our comrades that have fallen by the wayside (both literally and metaphorically). Sunder Shatterface BarnOwl The Other John Comhcxxxx The guy(s) that...
by dog puke
Fri May 04, 2018 9:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Isn't Wakanda a port in NZ? Speaking of which, we sat down and watched Black Panther today. Given all the hype and glowing reviews and media commentry, we were expecting a rip-roaring movie. Sure, the SFX were pretty good and some of the acting was top notch but overall, the film was about as much ...
by dog puke
Wed May 02, 2018 10:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

#FreeSpeechIsHateSpeech
by dog puke
Wed Apr 04, 2018 6:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

So I start My daily visit to the pyt only to find that the YT shooter is an Iranian vegetableist feminutter, Jenny Mc Loonytunes is having a baby boy ( :o ) and in two minds as to snipping off he top of the poor little chap's winky and Styxenhammer does in fact own a shirt. Starting to think I've b...
by dog puke
Tue Apr 03, 2018 9:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Bhurzum wrote: Sorry, can't resist it...
:lol:
Best Twitter ever. :twatson:
by dog puke
Wed Mar 28, 2018 7:15 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 236079

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Steven Pinker meets the Blank Slate.
by dog puke
Tue Dec 26, 2017 5:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 468732

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
The Liza Minelli of our Age.
Yeah, he sure is.
by dog puke
Wed Dec 20, 2017 8:05 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 468732

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

From the President of Wilfrid Laurier's statement: "It bears repeating in the current context that Laurier’s support for our lesbian, gay, bi, trans, queer and two-spirited (LGBTQ2S) campus community and transgender people in particular is unwavering." Do I even want to know what "two-spirited" mea...
by dog puke
Sat Aug 12, 2017 11:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 468732

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Three cheers for civil discourse.



#fuck
by dog puke
Fri Aug 11, 2017 6:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 468732

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Ape+Lust is a god.
by dog puke
Tue Jul 04, 2017 6:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 556917

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

Brive1987 wrote:I was too busy inspecting her pistol to notice that.
So that's what they're called these days.

Live and learn as my Pappy used to say.
by dog puke
Sat Jul 01, 2017 10:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!
Replies: 21254
Views: 556917

Re: Give Me a Urinal or Give Me Death!

feathers wrote:Good mornings, all you deepfreeze Americans, and congratulations!

https://whyevolutionistrue.files.wordpr ... 27c694.jpg
All Hail Trudeau!

Diversity is our strength. :twatson: