If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Wow, PZ never bothered to ever try thinking differently: Huh. I never had a conservative or libertarian phase â€” I remember my friends in high school getting into objectivism (and Rush), and thinking right from the beginning that it was a load of stinking codswallop. A visceral reaction, rather tha...

Question: You know why feminists are so humorless?

Answer: That's not funny!

So it appears many FTBers in fact also believe Pitters are worse than creationists. This has provoked me to step back to view the bigger picture and consider this as a hjoomin psychology problem. That is, people sometimes hate outgroups with whom they have much in common more than they hate outgrou...

Just to show I'm fair about all I will point out that I think Peezus' current post is good. http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2014/02/13/demonstrate-calmly-for-pro-science/ It's about a pro-scientific research counterdemonstration to an anti-science animal liberation campaign. He posted a vide...

Surely it has to be seriously considered that some SJW orchestrated the DDOS, for oppression points. No, I wouldn't suggest that it was PZ or any such self-serving "leader," just some jerk out to "prove oppression."

It would hardly be the first time for SJW types.

Bjarte explains his problem on Twitter:

Uncritically accusing others of [insert prejudice/bigotry of choice here] isn't "offensive", it's a bad argument.

You could think of quitting that, you know...

Zimmer responds to Myers and remains classy: http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/12/27/untethering-the-brain/ Peezus' policy: When you fall into the toilet, the first thing to do is flush. Yep, PZ, petty carping at someone actually doing things is what SJWism is all about. To make the worl...

PZ Myers certainly reads the Slymepit. He wrote himself somewhere that he pays attention to his opponents, which probably from his perpective includes this very forum, I guess. It is good that he picked up the Witchwind posts, even if just to find out where his commentariat is at. The â€œriftâ€ do...

I don't think that WLC opposes evolution, but does seem to go for soul infusion or something like that. For him, then, it's just circular, "fine-tuning" proves that the universe exists to support life life, which is meaningful, because ensouled life is meaningful, or some such rubbish. To be more a...

What is truly idiotic about the fine-tuning argument is that most of the same people who will claim that the "fine-tuning" 'has to be the result of design' will also claim that if we evolved everything is meaningless and in doubt. Well, if that's true--and any honest evaluation of the evidence indic...

Oh, BTW, I had diarrhoea and shit myself in downtown Redmond this morning. It was not fun, walking along quite crowded streets with shit running down the back of my legs, the trousers sticking to my legs, damp and smelly, and wondering just what the fuck kind of prevert I was. It was very embarrass...

PZ complains about a teen merely getting probation. Let's see, I think it was this one: SABRE SPRINGS: Teen sentenced to probation in deadly crash By By SARAH GORDON - sgordon@nctimes.com 5:57 p.m.Oct. 4, 2010 A high school senior was sentenced to probation Monday after admitting to gross vehicular ...

I use a computer, but I wouldn't be able to build one if my life depended on it. Or write even the simpliest of programs to run it. Does that make me a hypocrite as well? If you won't handle sewage, you have no business using the commode. Oh, actually, I think I get the point, which I don't think i...

Work B**ch. Britney Spears. Advertised at Pharyngula. Yes, I know it's targeted toward myself, as I happen to like "It's Britney Bitch," not infrequently running a Spears playlist, among others, when I'm at the computer. But that I should be assaulted by such misogynist horrors (I'm pretty sure I kn...

These anonymous monsters on the Internet who shriek affrontedly about alleged rapists and MRAs, moan that any MRA allies are 'misogynists', and use the tragic deaths of fourteen human beings to score a cheap point defaming dissenters -- to me, every one of them has the name Peezus MÃ¿ers, and is ju...

What's the scoop with Sara Mayhew claiming on twitter that Elyse Mofo Anders created a tumblr yesterday (similar to elevatorgate but dedicated only to things Mayhew says)? See, the problem with holding them to their own standard is that it would be holding them to a standard. Oh, they like standard...

How about anything involving electricity?? They all have MALE and FEMALE plugs, and the male ones PENETRATE the female one!!!/??11 Obviously, in this society, as opposed to an enthusiastically-consenting one controlled by Myers and Watson, the penetrating one should be called Rapist and the penetra...

Actually, I'll go with both vowels - I and A. I know it's been posted, but the way PZ describes his "tragedy": I have learned that the university bookstore in Morris has completely sold out of all copies of The Happy Atheist. I know, rural residents of western Minnesota, you were hoping to pick up ...

Rebecca Watson has posted another video on her Patreon feed. Along with her repost of the old Bigfoot hunting tips video to the patreon feed yesterday, this should net her about 750 dollars, for just over five minutes of new footage of her waffling on about Thanksgiving. [youtube]lB2bCMMEHLo[/youtu...

Wait a second, I've got one. [.img]http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/414zIyaq6dL._SX500_.jpg[/img] It's AronRa, isn't it? I will write, in two years. This was released today <snip> http://i.imgur.com/XHeTrim.png It was clear that Aron Ra would work out that his peers have a different take on "f...

FTR, I'm a bit uncomfortable with the pig-piling of Steers. Yes, he's long-winded, and misses nine jokes out of ten, bu t he's one of us, dammit! Plus, Steers' intentions are always good, and he regularly goes over to ThoughtFreeBlogs to do the dirty job no one else wants. Every once in a while, St...

Not since junior high, or so. Youâ€™ve thoroughly analyzed that have you? Written and had published a 10,000 word journal essay on the roots of humour, backed it up with all sorts of fMRI test data? If not then you may wish to chew on this and the associated article , although I expect youâ€™re com...

Breaking News: Bjarte Flounces Atheism 5 hours ago, in 3 tweets: http://i.imgur.com/seBPaQp.png He's said those things before. And posted that pic. That's what he does all day, makes empty declarations, signifiers of a "good ally." When he's not being funny: http://i.imgur.com/qQKwWXd.png I hardly ...

Bjarte: as funny as the General Theory of Relativity, and as intellectually impressive as a barrel of monkeys.

Goals, Bjarte, goals.

Caine, the 1/128th Lakota SpokesIndian on Meyers's blog, gets her panties wadded, and starts throwing out the native words she got from a Google search uses every day since her upbringing on a reservation, definitely. http://i.imgur.com/uyR4an8.png http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/11/27/...

Oops, now with an intended "not":

Also to be fair to him, the rather meager sales were not deliberate on his part...

The Lord, Most Holy and Righteous PeeZus, discusses his Thanksgiving plans (http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/11/27/my-thanksgiving-plans/): This is pretty much my plan for tomorrow. ... Thanksgiving is not about celebrating our separation from England, itâ€™s about celebrating our plunde...

http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2013/11/26/richard-dawkins-awaiting-your-questions/comment-page-1/#comment-721084 Uh oh, seems as though the horde is beginning to sense weakness in the master. Maybe PZ doesn't realize how faast this could all turn around on him. He seems to think these peopl...

One thing I find interesting about Becky Whatnot's Patreon page, and the things she promises to the dumb saps who pledge money: http://i.imgur.com/mSnduGM.png So, someone pledges $100 per video (which, she explicitly states in her intro, means "an average of one video per week to start"). And the r...

I suspect that twerky turkey hurt Lsuoma's delicate sensibilities. :) yeah, the tit is such a brittle flower. I'm gonna throw out some bayesian intellectual artillery here and say that Lsuoma was being ... um ... how do you say ... sarcastic. I don't think the Dawg is actually in any danger of havi...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BZaaAVpCcAApiGK.jpg Layers of irony. Not even simple "irony" but fucking "layers of irony". Fucking "layers". Like a fucking onion made of bastard irony just being peeled and peeled to reveal yet more layers of irony. Minor variants on "Have you quit beating your wife?" ...

We were too poor to buy toys to play with, so our parents cut holes in our pants pockets.

That led to my being an SJW today.

I've been gone for a while since I was investigating the roots of victim feminism as being a parasitical ideology that corrupted Universal Suffrage, The Womens Rights movement, the Civil Rights Movement, the humanities, literary criticism, politics and any group it attaches itself to. This took me ...

As Steersman is on my ignore list and I haven't been directly lulled into a hypnogogic state by the soothing strains of his magnificent horseshit in quite some time, I would politely request that the name "Steersman" not be used, as it triggers me. It only takes one or two mentions for me to startl...

A comic explains satire: Bottom line, you can't make #satire unless you have a valid point to make which is why nothing the #BraveHero crowd do qualifies as satire. Satire, essay, court testimony, same things to one as funny as Bjarte. Yes, only if it's serious (to a dullard, anyhow) can it be funny...

Then there's Ray Comfort is a parasite: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2009 ... -parasite/

Well we certainly know that PZ's a hypocrite.

To return to a previously-mentioned instance of PZ/SJW hypocrisy, this again: No. The dead man might have been the most evil creature on the planet, a terrible, awful person who would have spread more terror if heâ€™d lived, but letâ€™s not dehumanize people by calling them diseases and asking for m...

next slide is 'to facilitate learning comedy should be; relevant to the subject, relevant to the audience, comedic' --humor in pedagogy how ha-ha can lead to aha. houmor helps relieve anxiety and help people like you and comedy changes our minds on slide We could be in big trouble if they ever find...

If someone DID actually molest or rape RW, how would she ever find out? I'm just saying, being passed-out blackout drunk at EVERY skeptical conference is not a good way to protect yourself from the rape-fests that are atheist conferences. My conclusion: she knows very well she's safe, which is why ...

Bjarte Foshaug: For when you've already had gallbladder surgery, but need something just as funny.

Really? wrote: I agree that wymyn's studies majors don't learn critical thinking, but they are certainly achieving a great number of their goals. So are the Taliban. I guess it's a matter of opinion that either of the goals of wymyn or Taliban are really useful to humankind. :( They're as useful as...

I have to say that I'm proud of my double major, The Wit and Meaning of Bjarte Foshaug Works, and Crayon Eating.

I have to admit that the latter has been the more useful and realistic.

Humor. Tool of the Patriarchy.

Bjarte Foshaug. Anti-Patriarchy.

The hipsters get it, you don't. Plus, how subtlety ironic is it to act as if you're going to be funny, but merely tell Truth? It is therefore Interesting, if your consciousness is raised.

I can hardly wait for SJW Rock.

Makes sense if you think of men as toilet plungers.

Was supposed to be outside of the blockquote.

A Liberal organization in PZ's backyard is responsible for this Colorado state health insurance exchange ad. Is it just me or this woman part of the rape culture. Someone really needs to teacher her not to rape. http://i1282.photobucket.com/albums/a526/yomomma80/obamacaread_zps10188355.jpg In other...

Defense attorneys, the authoritative voice of the opposition, if you're Myers: Women have had a perfect way to protect themselves from rape all along, as defense attorney in a rape case explains. "All she would have had to do was to close her legs . . . itâ€™s as simple as that," he told the jury. "...

That PZ does have a son in the service, and can still write that shit, disgusts me... One of his sons is a Libertarian, which is what he calls us in his bug-eyed moments. He's probably just doing that as a reaction against Myers. As I recall his daughter is anti-abortion. Imagine having someone as ...

More deepities from Professor Bleeding Obvious: My argument is not that we should have laid down our arms and let Jews be murdered or blacks languish in servitude, but that in every case war is a belated and expensive solution, and always a mistake. Sometimes weâ€™re stuck with going to war, because...

WW2 could have been avoided if everybody did what Switzerland did. Send Hitler some nice chocolate bars and cuckoo clocks for gifts and ask him nicely not to invade. :geek: Switzerland avoided conflict by making it clear that if you fuck with them, they will return your soldiers feet first. They'd ...

How not to answer questions; With PZ Myers. https://twitter.com/pzmyers/status/399972359580692480 So WW2 was inevitable? Then violence was inevitable too? No? Of course, it was all in the hands of the "oppressors." That's the simple-minded "answer" to everything. The guy is an ignorant slob. Not ev...

Rope Apologist said (http://www.slymepit.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?p=141664#p141664): Disagreements. Uh-huh. Occupation, genocide, murder, mayhem, how could anyone settle such disagreements with threats of lethal force? Perhaps the most stupid thing this self-righteous buffoon has ever written. Creat...

PZ, lying via euphemism: When are we going to wake up and realize that this is all madness, that itâ€™s not a point of pride to be trained to kill, that we gain nothing and lose all when we settle disagreements with threats of lethal force. Disagreements. Uh-huh. Occupation, genocide, murder, mayhem...

PZ's Veteran's Day post is some awesome shit. Seriously dude. Is that what you think of your own son? Freezepage? I don't really want to give him a hit. I can assume he's dumping on Veterans though. Nah. Veterans are victims; we should celebrate conscientious objectors not soldiers. Comment 7 reall...

Stephanie Zvan's tampax needs replacing: http://freethoughtblogs.com/almostdiamonds/2013/11/08/the-response/ See? There's NO POINT in trying to placate them. They'll find victim points in their morning cuppa. Let the hilarity flow I say. Any â€˜pitter claiming to want genuinely want dialogue is a l...

This talk of debating us reminds me of when "Elevatorgate" first started and Ophie decided she was going to host a "debate" on the topic. She refused to allow people like Justicar to be the opposing side (because, supposedly, he used words like "Twatson" and she didn't allow that on her blog). So s...

Caine quit her hall monitor position because the horde gave her a hard time? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Social justice, I'd call it. Oh, and poor Peezus, having to work to keep the righteous ones in line. Can't just throw a bunch of old blogposts at this thing, now can you, Peezus? They're better than...

In Chris Clarke's "pity-me" post he claims to own one pair of socks. That's more than a lot of people in this harsh world. He needs to check his privilege. Luxury, I used to dream of owning a pair of socks - I used to have to wear used fish and chip paper as socks and I thought I was lucky (Said wi...

Clarke's poor because he doesn't sell out? What does that say about PZ? Just to be fair, it's quite within the realm of possibility that neither sells out, yet only one really suffers because of it. But so what? No case was made even that Clarke didn't sell out, let alone that he's poor because of t...

Myers: And how can they do that? Just by forming tight little groups where they repeat their messages to each other incessantly â€” they are self-affirming enclaves that find vindication by finding other people who want to believe the same things they do. Apes are good social animals who are quite a...

Re this cartoon: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BUgWpEZCYAAAdRJ.jpg What are the butterfly, rose, smiley face, sun and songbird there for? Is there some meaning to them that I've missed? I suppose the butterfly could refer to Ophie's blog, but what about the others? Gee, what do you know, lying about ...

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