If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Serious question: has PZ ever, in the history of Pharyngula, apologized for anything? I know he's sort of known for refusing to apologize even when shown to be manifestly wrong, but just wondering if ever, maybe years ago, he apologized for something. Anyone know? I think he apologized (not to say ...

Just wanted to drop by and see what a den of rapists smells like. Smells like teen spirit, but that aside, you bastards managed to drag me back into this shit? FFS. I thought you had this shit under control?
http://thetimchannel.wordpress.com/2014 ... angsistas/
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Can I get a big round of applause for the MANY more measured voices of feminine skepticism?

http://thetimchannel.wordpress.com/2013 ... motion-ii/

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Quick point of order. Help from the FTB experts. Remember when PZ used to Pharnygulate polls? He could point at a national poll and do some pretty serious damage. I used to be part of that army. Does he still do that? Does he even have the web traffic to support that kind of thing anymore? Or is he ...

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The Tim Channel wrote:Church is now in session. Apologies to Jerry Dewitt.

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What. The. Fuck?
Are you sure you're posting on the right forum?

I looked for "Aching From My Asshole" but didn't see it.

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It seems to me the obvious name for the next thread is Aching From The Anus. Enjoy.

Church is now in session. Apologies to Jerry Dewitt.

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As seen on the web:

"Overuse of GIFs means youâ€™re telling the world, â€œI donâ€™t know how to express myself, so hereâ€™s a Real Housewife saying â€˜Aw hell nawâ€™ on an infinite loop.â€

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Those who play atheist insider baseball will already be aware of the take over of the US Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs by the forces of right wing Christianists. They were dogging the hell out some poor Jewish kid. I remember reading about it years ago. Enjoy.

Oh, and FYI to the non-American viewers of that purity film: Colorado Springs is like the most creepy uptight Christian town in America. Like the underground town in A BOY AND HIS DOG. I'd sort of guessed that, from the hotel being called Broadmoor First order of business. Studly points awarded for...

Introducing the Crotch-o-Matic 360 Personal Character Defense Device Anti Rape Threat Avoidance Technology http://thetimchannel.files.wordpress.com/2013/08/crotchomatic2.png?w=584 *This device has the ability to sniff out hidden females better than â€œgood ole Bloodâ€ in A Boy and His Dog, although...

Is anyone kind of stumped by the whole idea of privilege? I get it as a sociological concept, but it has almost zero application. How is it measured or observed? It fails to take into account the individual. What if I'm a white person in a country that hates white people? Am I still privileged then...

Incidentally, I just came across these articles from a couple of years back after Watson tried to do a hatchet job on Krauss, and when PZ yet again came to her aide: http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=75&t=30198 http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:N66HcWzFKFcJ:scienceblogs...

Just got done listening to G's podcast. Good show mate. Like the "mystery" priest at a grisly accident site, I was never here. That said, I've just formalized a web-post on the dreaded new terror tool that is being developed in the weapon science division of FTBullies. http://thetimchannel.wordpress...

I don't want to incite panic among you, but the scientists at the PZ Myers School of Cosmetology, Feminology and Practical Zoology are now branching out into weapons development. Introducing the Smack-o-Matic SuperDeluxe 9000. http://bit.ly/15JB0vY "It's fucking game over, man" #atheismplus

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Do we have a name for this whole thing yet? Is it GrenadeGate or what? I vote for 'Libelgate' I vote for "the Passion of Peezus Christ". "For PZ so loved the anonymous victims, that he gave his only begotten Blog (plus an undisclosed but consequential sum), that whosoever believeth in him should no...

I swing back and forth between terrorist analogies (American Girlyban) and Scientology/Mormon comparative associations. They both work and it helps keep the dreaded redundancy to a minimum. Enjoy. Did you use to work at MacDonalds? No, but even with that handicap, I know how to properly spell the p...

Whatever happens here in the SlymePit is probably free from any legal attacks because everyone who posts here is forced to SUBMIT. Every time I hit that submit button I feel a little more raped than I did before. OTOH, it's the best sex I get these days. Enjoy.

I know it's just an analogy, but forgive me for thinking it's kind of telling: It's good to broadcast this "information" (even if no more than rumors) because the highest priorities are that we protect children from purported child molesters and women from purported woman-molesters . I'd like to th...

Argh, why did I go look at the comments to Mr Deity's Hat video...??? This is but a tiny sample (comment count is 999, maybe the counter doesn't go above 3 digits?). Anne Hanna is piping in with every talking point - I spared you those - as well as (along with other people) eschewing dictionary def...

Coffe is hot. Good morning America! Daily Dose of Tim - Special Delivery

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Meanwhile, elsewhere in the feminist sphere: a tumblr page claiming to be written by Anita Sarkeesian "kinda like " fiction involving the killing of video game designers. (Link is via archive.is -- a freezepage equivalent.) There's utterly no implication she's making real death threats, but Jesus, ...

Referring: Badger3k wrote: Thimbledick has a post up, I guess giving up on Atheists United now that someone (a relatively new hire, I guess) apparently got death threats after mentioning feminism. Have no idea what the story is, don't care, because I would trust them to tell the truth as much as I ...

I predict PZ will base his decision to retract exclusively on protecting the anonymity of Jane Doe. Given his predilection to only appear weak if he can martyr himself to some ulterior compelling and white knighting cause, that is his natural move. How exactly he's going to segue from that into ret...

As far as all you lame-ass trolls go, there's nothing you can do that would top the assassination attempt that the American Girlyban launched on me last year.

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Time's ticking away and no retraction..... who thinks he's going to defy the lawyers? I still think he'll do a very grudging last-minute retraction; though whether that'll be enough to stop further legal action is another issue. Yes indeed. Time is definitely ticking away. I've been accused of talk...

Please go fall in a puddle of AIDS. Enjoy. A puddle of AIDS! LOL! Enjoy. Dam the trolls are weak here. I've seen better trolls on FB ferchrissakes. This goober doesn't even have the good sense to go full homo ad hom, opting for the (played out) AIDS triangulation. I'm not impressed at all. There's ...

Is it my imagination, or has Oolon been strangely quiet lately? I haven't seen him around anywhere...how about you? He could go missing for decades and nobody would ever go all Leah Remini worrying about where he was being held captive. My guess? Gitmo, because they have a history of dealing with t...

PZ let you out of the cage so have some fun while you can. There's a lawyer out there sifting through IP addresses right about now and I reckon at least half the idiot trolls dropping by here will be getting their own little cease and desist action sooner or laterl. What the fuck does this even mea...

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I'm aware, but that never stops me from lashing back on occasion just to give them a hard on. Too late for Viagra for most of these weak dicked sonsabitches. Enjoy.

None of you are forward thinking enough to realize that we're gonna need a PZ replacement pretty soon and I know the competition is going to be fierce (none of you stand a chance against me). I'm the perfect Anti-PZ. I can't stand blue haired groupie chicks, know nothing at all about the mating hab...

None of you are forward thinking enough to realize that we're gonna need a PZ replacement pretty soon and I know the competition is going to be fierce (none of you stand a chance against me). I'm the perfect Anti-PZ. I can't stand blue haired groupie chicks, know nothing at all about the mating hab...

One last point. I'm old enough that if I do feel a compulsion to lunge at one of the slinky young things I'll trip over my dangling nutsack long before I get to the wine rack. Enjoy.

None of you are forward thinking enough to realize that we're gonna need a PZ replacement pretty soon and I know the competition is going to be fierce (none of you stand a chance against me). I'm the perfect Anti-PZ. I can't stand blue haired groupie chicks, know nothing at all about the mating habi...

One other quick thing here, because those who take umbrage at my opinions about PZ and the incidents that led up to where we are today tend to half ass read and half ass comprehend what most sixth grade (Japanese) students could easily comprehend. It's not that I have ANYTHING against women, or that...

Holy shit people. My brain runs at the framerate of a bat on crack that's echo tracking a horde of buzzing tiger moths and I can't keep up with this shit. But I'll try and recap and comment on that which I have "burp" ingested. Some guy is worried that his IP address is visible on FTB comments page?...

You have a link for that? Should be good for a laugh. Unfortunately PZ went full retard and completely deleted all of my comments under that trip, so I couldn't locate the responses even if I tried. It was less than cordial to say the least. In any case let's see how long this trip lasts before dis...

NB. Both Lindsay's letter to SciAm and Shermer's lawyers' letter specifically address: 1) The intent was to harm (i.e., malicious); 2) Concrete monetary harm was done. I mean, WTF!? Taunting a dozing crocodile because it looks lethargic and slow! And Peez hap-hazardly scrounging around for some pro...

Personally, I think you'd have to be a lunatic to have sex with any of them if they even had a single drop, since "could not consent" also appears to be retroactive. Breathalyze and signed affidavit. It's the only way to be sure. In any case I don't think anyone would want to have sex with any of t...

Hey, has anyone made the connection between "Shermergate" and the release of Peezus' book, The Happy Atheist? His book is due to be released tomorrow and the shitstorm from the allegations he posted will be in full swing. Coincidence?? I think not. This was covered by yours truly in a post I did ye...

PZ Myers wrote: "You are the patriarchy personified, noelplum99" noelplum99 wrote: "And to think my mother said i would never amount to anything." Mom always told me I was special and I believed her. Noel Plum needs to crawl back out from under whatever rock he's hiding under and get busy making You...

Jerry Falwell vrs Hustler Magazine is the pornographer's skirt that PZ Myers will hide under. Enjoy. IANALBIWTM and if I remember correctly, the defense in that case was that Hustler's statements about Falwell were "obviously satire". Ed Norton even got Falwell to admit on the stand that no reasona...

Women who are agreeable to the idea of sex can just wear copies of Rebecca Watson's old T-shirt. The one that read, "Let's Co-Evolve a Relationship in My Pants". That'd be sweet. Enjoy.

The Pre-Coital Contact for Skeptic Events should be immediately implemented as a means to protect all the participants at all future events. Every participant fills out a form on entry to the event specifying as to whether they are open to the idea of a little drunken debauchery or not. We can ferre...

What a mix of brutality honesty and passionately argued points of view that are on display here. I imagine what a shock this place actually would be for the idiots over in Morris Minn at the Rape Rangers Response and Rescue Center. Conditioned to staring at the shadows of light bouncing around off t...

Jerry Falwell vrs Hustler Magazine is the pornographer's skirt that PZ Myers will hide under. Enjoy.

I was #flirty raped so hard last night I got up this morning and decided to blog whore for somebody else besides me. Here's the scoop: http://thetimchannel.wordpress.com/2013 ... promotion/ Somebody call me 911 and send me an AmberLamps. Enjoy.

Shermer just launched one over the bow on Twitter. Repost of a SNL skit where the witch gets tried by having her hands tied and tossed into water. If she floats she's guilty. It she drowns she's innocent. Also, you freaks (I'm paraphrasing PZ) need to check out my latest bit of "analysis" on the rec...

Breaking News - Christian Broadcasting Network The head of the American Atheist movement has been infected by the spirit of Morton Downy Jr. and perhaps the ghost of that Pentecostal preacher who died kissing rattlesnakes. His performance in a recent on-line podcast, billed as a forum for debate on ...

Breaking News - Christian Broadcasting Network The head of the American Atheist movement has been infected by the spirit of Morton Downy Jr. and perhaps the ghost of that Pentecostal preacher who died kissing rattlesnakes. His performance in a recent on-line podcast, billed as a forum for debate on ...

Justin was unflappable in the face of lunacy. That performance will stand in infamy. I'm pretty sure the American hacker in Hong Kong is looking for,somebody as poised as Justin to handle his PR. I never heard Silverman before so I was unprepared for the mix of Biblically Based Scientology (Have you...

Hi The Tim Channel, great first post. I don't think I have enough posts here to give you the proper welcome but I will anyway. FUCK OFF! :) <sniffle> They grow up so fast... I just wish I wasn't self employed so the Skepchicks could try and get me fired. Sure they say bad things about me, but since...

I was just thrust in this direction from a helpful kick in the balls by a friendly guide here at the pit. He said this is the place to be. Somebody pass me the blunt. It's been a long and wild ride getting here. I always thought the world would achieve Becky Burnout long before Justin Vacula could m...

Why am I here? I was chased here. There was no where else to turn. The zombies had taken over the mall (at least in Minnesota). I needed a safe haven. Somewhere that if I get called out for some of my inane bullshit there is at least a semblance of a chance the criticism will be valid and not just b...

Story of my life. Stand in line for hours only to find out the last ticket off the island just sold out. I ain't moving it. Too much trouble. It'll just be our little secret "safe" place.

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Story of my life. Stand in line for hours only to find out the last ticket off the island just sold out. I ain't moving it. Too much trouble. It'll just be our little secret "safe" place.

Enjoy.

Good job to the Vacula kid. Did you see his most excellent interview from the bunker of the Marriott Hotel? It's up there with the best of what even a great like Thunderf00t has to offer. it's a genuine "Girl Writes What"-worthy performance, even if it lacks GWW's not so subtle traces of cigarette(?...

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