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by Parody Accountant
Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5589
Views: 76628

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

SM1957 wrote:
Tue Jan 22, 2019 7:19 am


Pro tip - take a drum and bang the drum in the faces of Millwall supporters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PhlwcHMZWg

Did he say something racist and sexist at the end?
by Parody Accountant
Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:48 am
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...
Replies: 67
Views: 1233

Re: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...

My service dog just told me you're pulling the plug?



What's going on big guy?

seriously though - I love all of you. Miss you guys. I'll check in after I read up a bit.
by Parody Accountant
Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

I'm seriously, what is a triple agent Litvinenko was KGB, then discovered evidence that Putin was behind attempted apartment bombing to make it look like the Chechens did it so Putin could kick the crap out of Chechneya and become a hero. Litvinenko then fled Russia and went to the UK becoming a do...
by Parody Accountant
Sat Jan 21, 2017 6:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

I'm seriously, what is a triple agent Litvinenko was KGB, then discovered evidence that Putin was behind attempted apartment bombing to make it look like the Chechens did it so Putin could kick the crap out of Chechneya and become a hero. Litvinenko then fled Russia and went to the UK becoming a do...
by Parody Accountant
Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

I'm seriously,

what is a triple agent
by Parody Accountant
Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Which one of you protesters was this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C2mCS_8UoAEkDrI.jpg
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Can't unsee tom cruise marcotte.
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 3:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Is there a link to see DJ Marcotte? my twitter fake person is blocked by a lot of the people Remember, you asked :D Oh, and I'm happy to see you back again. Wanted to say that in case you get skunked off by Marcotte pics :lol: http://imgur.com/hvwMxOd.jpg etc Just think, that's what Tom Cruise look...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Is there a link to see DJ Marcotte? my twitter fake person is blocked by a lot of the people
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Ape+lust wrote:There's probably no arguing the masculinity, but I only see two who are toxic.

http://imgur.com/c3w50Dg.jpg

I'm sure the toxicity is more pungent in person. I feel sick. My brain imagines an odor for them. Like beef and hot garbage.
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

I see your Skepchick Labs pics and raise you this fine figure of a man... https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CmVghhDUEAAeehh.jpg Who gave the Skepchicks gene therapy kits? They copied a swathe of Richard Simmons into the poor guy's DNA. I think he's trying to do the Harriet Hall thing? Her shirt was funny...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

<chop> The hippies tried it, the dadaists tried it, the romantics tried it. Every generation or so tries it, and each thinks it's discovered some amazing, liberating secret to happiness and a commitment-free fuck buffet. And it fails every time, because jealousy and the desire to form dedicated pai...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Empty room at the space panel.

PZ has a mullet.

Cringe anti-misogyny shirt.

Nobody is having sex. I bet a lot of people smell funny.
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

who is the shirtless centurion? Is this a skepchick thing?

Why do they not cringe? I cringe for them. All of them. It's so loopy.
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

A picture of one of the many poly units at Skepchickcon: https://twitter.com/NoisyAstronomer/status/748988890296426496 Graham is self-loathing. https://twitter.com/queelez/status/749444894909947904 Fuck learning some new shit about HIV or whatever. This is science: https://twitter.com/NoisyAstronom...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Jul 03, 2016 1:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

ERV wrote: :twatson:
BWAHAHAHA
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jun 29, 2016 8:00 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Jet lagg, I feel a challenge fap coming on.

This is going to be harder than jerking off to that deaf girl faking an orgasm video. Sounded like a barking seal, but making sexy faces.
The guy must have been deaf too.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jun 29, 2016 7:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Lsuoma wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote:Provided she is into it.
Not many people know what a Spiderman is...
NSFW
http://i.imgur.com/hn3W4MA.gif
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Provided she is into it.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jun 29, 2016 5:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Q: What is the very worst Carrier has done in terms of child endangerment? A: Made a pass at a college girl, probably in her twenties. Do you have any evidence that Carrier has never propositioned an 18 or 19 year old? Carrier's statements very much put this perfectly legal scenario in play. Do you...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

snip The SSA has already announced that Carrier is no longer able to go to SSA events such as their conference at all, and that they will now notify all SSA affiliates when someone is pulled from the speaker's list for cause. snip Perhaps it's petty of me to want SSA to put a literal and specific "...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jun 29, 2016 4:02 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

I kind of think Rebecca Watson is as dead as pz myers blog network. Her sloth has made her irrelevant. Her only claim to fame is elevator gate, and that is not enough to keep her moving forward in any capacity. I just started getting into podcasts. I was surprised to see her old haunt prominently l...
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 6:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Dennis Leary is like Avicenna
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

A second angle, slightly peripheral to Carrier, is whether CQ has a Masonic poly cabal running the place. Brive, I can tell you that at the various A/S conferences, a lot of the cool kids get invited to certain people's hotel rooms. Usually the point is to drink cheaper and smoke weed. But I'm cert...
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 5:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Lsuoma wrote:
So Ladenesque...
Perhaps. But I see this too.

http://lamby.uwcs.co.uk/disaster/girl.png
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 4:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

sweet combo jet lagg
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Provided she was into it.
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Is Mrs. Camp Quest a public person / a person with pictures prominently displayed? I've seen lots of Auggie. Didn't know he was cucked by autistic jizzers
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

That's a good assumption to make screwtape. Haha I don't drink anymore though.

But I did start a band called The Drug Boys.
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Where is Carrier writing now?
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 3:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

PA, Here's a book I used to have - it's no longer in print but you may be able to find a second hand copy somewhere. Hope you will find it of interest. Stranded.jpg https://www.amazon.com/Stranded-Paradise-Zealand-Rock-1955-1988/dp/0473006391/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1467154053&sr=8-2&keywords=strand...
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 2:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Thanks! Good to be back. My service dog kept me relatively up to date via text. Highly encourage you all to get a service dog.

It's a come back in the style of Kim Kardashian... or Richard Carrier.

[youtube]OvTkUuCVB4Y[/youtube]
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jun 28, 2016 1:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

[youtube]IO1GKfkjIiM[/youtube]
by Parody Accountant
Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:33 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

feathers wrote:
Tigzy wrote:What the merry fuck is a 'queer shapeshifter'?
http://www.startrek.com/uploads/assets/ ... 076f80.jpg
ophelia benson. got it.
by Parody Accountant
Sat Feb 20, 2016 8:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 1948038

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Hey guys! So glad to see the pit still kicking. I'm not ready to dive back in, so don't bother replying in too much detail. I'll be back in a few weeks probably. Not sure if you guys saw this, but Saudi Arabia was arresting women who went inside the starbucks (I think without a male guardian). Those...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

It's actually at 9 minutes. There's a second-hand in the smaller clock face. That clock strikes ZERO. I believe thats supposed to be a stop-watch, so its only a second-hand. The smaller clock-face is the minutes. Something like this: https://lh6.ggpht.com/sS8LrhjdwFrFScpip5ppNbiTeDpRo111zXL7Lu7Pyr7...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:06 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Carrier doubles down. He has no self awareness, he'd have made a great WW1 general. https://twitter.com/brive1987/status/687203686565584896 As much as love your tweets on all this, I would not continue with the joke that you are acting as a reviewer; that's the false definition of "reviewer" that w...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:04 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

I don't believe history ever existed, but if there was a guy named jesus, he might be magic.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 8:01 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Carrier doubles down. He has no self awareness, he'd have made a great WW1 general. https://twitter.com/brive1987/status/687203686565584896 Holy shit. You guys have him on the ropes. How the shit is he going to respond to that? Please tell me you tweeted that to him, or conveyed a similar message.
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:47 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

So elyse has a tattoo that says... "It takes me 1 minute to do something for 10 seconds"
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:46 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

https://twitter.com/dELYSEious/status/685981945835220993 It's only on her forearm, which I'm sure won't interfere with her employment prospects, seeing as how her car was just repossessed, her husband is gone and she's struggling with mental illness and addiction. While taking care of her two child...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:43 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Missed 2 months+ of pit. I owe friends pm's that won't come, and a few projects that I feel bad about abandoning. Life got real for me for a bit, but all is well now. What is the funniest thing that I missed? Were there new witches of the week?!? Dare I ask about Elyse? Elyse got a tattoo that is t...
by Parody Accountant
Wed Jan 13, 2016 7:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Missed 2 months+ of pit. I owe friends pm's that won't come, and a few projects that I feel bad about abandoning. Life got real for me for a bit, but all is well now. What is the funniest thing that I missed? Were there new witches of the week?!? Dare I ask about Elyse? Elyse got a tattoo that is t...
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:38 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Who won the cunty awards?
by Parody Accountant
Tue Jan 12, 2016 6:13 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Missed 2 months+ of pit.

I owe friends pm's that won't come, and a few projects that I feel bad about abandoning. Life got real for me for a bit, but all is well now.

What is the funniest thing that I missed?

Were there new witches of the week?!?

Dare I ask about Elyse?
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Have the Mormons been converting dead islam martyrs like they did with other famous non Mormons, such as Ann frank?
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

I wonder if Alex Gabriel could lift enough to do terrorism.
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 6:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

A portion of the interview with the lawyers of the Farooq family (SB shootings). I can't find the whole thing but it was annoying drivel with things like all muslims think this was wrong, and other unconvincing crap. I don't think they helped the cause of the family or the muslim community. [youtub...
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Guest_0048cc29 wrote:Katamari Damassi:
Truly appalling, but on a side note: is that bottle of whiskey in the shooters' apartment?
That's Brooke Gladstone of On The Media.
Aka guest.

:)
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 11:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

https://twitter.com/DavidBoles/status/672835027961446401 https://twitter.com/mylittlepwnies3/status/672855175531520000 https://twitter.com/missyasin/status/672831403847995392 https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/672844866787782656 https://twitter.com/MaximEristavi/status/672838381626392576 ht...
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:57 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Also, I have developed a strategy to fight ISIS. Please, I need help with this from a few pitters. I really think it might work. Summary; You know those bragging martyr videos that are released after a suicide bomb, or other similar attack? These things: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Martyrdom_video...
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:28 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

I'll try to catch up, about 10 days behind. Service Dog kept me somewhat in the loop. I'm aware that Tony Parsehole was released from the SJW hostage takers. Gumby, I'm so sorry to hear about the news. Thank you for sharing, and thank you for sharing over the years about this situation. I've had tal...
by Parody Accountant
Fri Dec 04, 2015 8:23 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

arguably SAFE FOR WORK
http://i.imgur.com/qZCzX6G.png

What we have here is a spinning trans-sir. Otherwise known as your standard bistable optical illusion.

She is NOT nude. Prove me wrong.
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 23, 2015 1:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

The PA said: Anyone here ever gone through the trouble of creating homeade flavor shave ice If you're referring to fruit ice, as in a desert, then yes, I did. http://cincyshopper.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/Homemade-Snow-Cones-and-Syrup-Recipe.jpg I was going to ask if it was worth it. Then I ju...
by Parody Accountant
Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:54 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Oh. I passed 6000. Thanks for the fucking balloons and streamers. http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/wp-content/blogs.dir/470/files/2012/04/i-b4bef44cec3173834fff0e113209296a-ballooning.jpeg http://i.imgur.com/dHfJNns.gif Whelp I entirely-missed the "Freedom of Tweets" fundraiser yesterday. Glad th...
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 22, 2015 4:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Anyone here ever gone through the trouble of creating homeade flavor shave ice
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

I'm happy to click the occasional archive, but I haven't raw dawged at ftb since avigate.
by Parody Accountant
Sun Nov 22, 2015 3:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1506671

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

comhcinc wrote:
Parody Accountant wrote: Implying blue meanie was a star

He had his moment.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... ghtsNJ.jpg
Neat.

I actually have a softie for that movie