Search found 2879 matches

by Hunt
Sat Apr 20, 2019 12:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sounds like Daffy Duck with an east European accent. Dessssspicable.
by Hunt
Wed Apr 17, 2019 4:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: Just. fuck. off

I never thought of it, but now it's obvious that black print on white paper is racist!
by Hunt
Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It's all fun and games until someone loses an eye. Unless it's someone else that loses the eye. There's a blood donor poster in the lifts at work right now that begins "Someone in the United States needs blood every two seconds." I always add "Poor bastard!" when I see these. Well judging by his pi...
by Hunt
Mon Apr 15, 2019 2:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Is it too late to say....retrofit with sprinkler system? This isn't rocket science. Damn. It burned down before I could visit it.
by Hunt
Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You adopted a bunch of retards?
by Hunt
Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

PZ Myers 10 April 2019 at 12:40 pm Oh, if I’d been there in that room I wouldn’t have been any fun at all, because I’d sit there questioning their premises, which would have been less marketable, and no one wants to hear about the five horsemen. The appealing thing about the four horsemen video to ...
by Hunt
Thu Apr 11, 2019 2:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars. Perhaps you could decrease the frequency of your usage over time, rather than immediately stopping ...
by Hunt
Tue Apr 09, 2019 2:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Speaking of PZ, I am suddenly seeing mentions of him on social media, again. Apparently, one, or both, of the Weinberg's is having a "debate" with him on Twitter. Seems quite a lot of the IDW crowd were blissfully unaware of what a cunt PZ is. lol. Just one of the Weinbergs has more IQ than ten PZs...
by Hunt
Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Moderately interesting round table discussion with American high schoolers from 60 years ago. Nothing ever changes, except that today 60% college students are women. And interesting that the most regressive one is the black guy who wants women pregnant and in the kitchen. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
by Hunt
Tue Apr 09, 2019 4:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote:
I'm pretty sure that machine is HIV+.
by Hunt
Mon Apr 01, 2019 6:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Saw this in the library the other day... https://www.amazon.com/History-Women-Defiant-Lives-that/dp/1250146739 Not sure that it would pass even my lax standards for what qualifies as history - let alone pass the somewhat more stringent ones of Brive, Matt et al. But obviously the grift has set her ...
by Hunt
Sun Mar 31, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Best friend said Captain Marvel is shit.

I will give it a chance, woke or no woke.
Well I did not expect that.

I had no idea that your friend was non-binary.
They're hexadecimal.
by Hunt
Sat Mar 30, 2019 1:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: Don't make me break out the Greta Christina vids. I'm crazy, I'll fucking do it... :twisted:


I've got another one strapped to my chest, and I'll do it if I have to.
by Hunt
Fri Mar 29, 2019 4:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Every white supremacist/ white genocidalist / replacement theorist's nightmare:

https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/28/health/w ... index.html

h/t Jerry Coyne
by Hunt
Wed Mar 27, 2019 9:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: Google "taxi shootout South Africa". Hundreds have been killed over the years in taxi wars.

Good grief! I just saw this.
https://youtu.be/OvRNo3oP-S0
Then there's this guy. The FBI always get their man (across the dance floor, in the ankle).

by Hunt
Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Watched the video, naughty contrarian that I am. Surprising lack of drama until about 11 min when he moves closer to the victims and you can see bullets impacting flesh. A definite video game feel to it. He was so matter of fact about it all, like a tradesman doing a routine job. Even his assessmen...
by Hunt
Mon Mar 25, 2019 3:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, now I've watched the video AND read the manifesto.

eeeeeem, rrrrrrrha, rrrrha, zimbickambala...... whitenationoecoterrorcandaceowens....eeeezzzzzz, UH.

No, I'm Ok, I'm Ok.
by Hunt
Mon Mar 25, 2019 1:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

New Zealand has banned the shooters manifesto, but they also sell exemptions to access it: https://www.classificationoffice.govt.nz/news/latest-news/christchurch-attacks-press-releases/ Q&As What if me or someone in my family has viewed or shared the video or document already? The most important th...
by Hunt
Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Here's my contribution to car talk: Last car I bought was a 2002 Camry, 93k miles in one of those cities on the San Francisco peninsula, can't remember which. Now, the Toy Camry is just about the most vanilla, boring as fuck car as you can get, but I got this one for $5700, which is below blue book....
by Hunt
Fri Mar 22, 2019 5:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It’s like a kink of some sort. https://twitter.com/annafifield/status/1108964434142097408?s=21 I hate to say it, but the very first thing that jumps to my mind when I see a woman in Islamic garb is whether her clitoris is intact. I realize that to some this is one of those shocking admissions, utte...
by Hunt
Wed Mar 20, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I've always thought Vox Day was a bit of a, well, cunt, but he's got a very good point:

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2019/03/bad- ... -post.html

PZ Myers take heed.
by Hunt
Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

:nin: by Kirb. I should have known.
by Hunt
Tue Mar 19, 2019 3:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Annnnnnnnnnnd. Bingo!

http://i.imgur.com/tT3uEUA.jpg
Infidelophobia also seems to be a bit of a problem.
by Hunt
Fri Mar 15, 2019 10:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
Brive1987 wrote: Change my mind.
It's not really about you.
One Steven Crowder is more than enough.
by Hunt
Fri Mar 15, 2019 6:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, I just watched the full 16 min video. For some reason I thought I had to. Pretty gruesome. If that's a false flag, the guy is a better actor than me.

I think he's just nuts, plain and simple.
by Hunt
Fri Mar 15, 2019 4:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You made a lame argument dealing in superficial absolutes. Perhaps it's time to wonder whether "triggering" people or wanting to get people angry is really productive. https..://youtu.be/tJCDe7vdFfw More whataboutism and deflection. No. You made a shit argument. Incitement and agitation based on co...
by Hunt
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
Hunt wrote: Good fences make good neighbors.
Vlad wrote: Neighbours make good fences.
Watson wrote: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
by Hunt
Fri Mar 08, 2019 4:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

No,no, the pope shits in the woods, wearing white, next to the tree that falls, making no sound, while the chicken with no lips crosses the road to watch. I've never been in favour of segregation. But those metaphors better watch themselves. Good fences make good neighbors. Everybody needs good nei...
by Hunt
Fri Mar 08, 2019 3:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
Hunt wrote: No,no, the pope shits in the woods, wearing white, next to the tree that falls, making no sound, while the chicken with no lips crosses the road to watch.
I've never been in favour of segregation. But those metaphors better watch themselves.
Good fences make good neighbors.
by Hunt
Fri Mar 08, 2019 12:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That, and my horses mostly shit out in the field. And bears shit in the woods, apparently. I have it from reliable sources that some bears, while technically still shitting in the woods shit in special rooms in cabins in the woods that have pipes that take the bear waste away from the cabin in to a...
by Hunt
Thu Mar 07, 2019 12:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The ruthless amalgam of big business and destructive liberal woke. https://twitter.com/virgin/status/1103407496352489472?s=21 First they came for the hygene products and I said I wounldn't shave; then they came for the airlines and I said I woundn't fly. Pretty soon I'll be naked in my backyard rub...
by Hunt
Mon Mar 04, 2019 3:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

1) cook 2) dishes 3) all car maintenance 4) all yard work 5) walk, bath and feed the dog 6) bring home 80% of the income 7) grocery shopping 8) all house repairs 9) put up with being called a monster because I think Ellen Page is a stupid twat 10) get attitude when I have a music night party at my ...
by Hunt
Sat Mar 02, 2019 4:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

P&G is the worst sort of exploitative business jackals, feeding off social insecurity and fears of personal acceptability. Like the world is going to dissolve if you ever get a whiff of body odor or see a sweat stain. It's totally fitting that they should get in bed with any faction they think might...
by Hunt
Fri Mar 01, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, The Orbit is purring long as expected: in the month of February they had exactly one (1) blog put up at least one post that month. It was the blog by the two fat disabled women ("'Splain you a thing"), and they actually had 4 posts, one of which actually got a (one line) comment! To their cre...
by Hunt
Fri Mar 01, 2019 7:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Fun fact. Fascist Tit is user ID 2.

(((Who))) is pulling his strings .... ?
Obvious answer is obvious: Vladimir Putin.
by Hunt
Tue Feb 26, 2019 5:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Did you know that if you have sex with a woman who has drunk alcohol, that is automatically rape? 'Only 52% know that it is not possible to give consent when you are drunk.' https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-47368408 Ah, but is it possible to legally ask for sex when you're drunk? So when a drunk...
by Hunt
Fri Feb 22, 2019 5:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: As we used to say, she's thicker than a Gurkha's foreskin. And no, I've got no idea why that turn of phrase is so popular in the forces.
Oh, I think we know.
by Hunt
Sun Feb 17, 2019 1:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

what do you get a vegetarian who eats fish? A dictionary. If you're a "vegetarian" who likes seafood, go for shrimp and lobster. They're about level on the evolutionary ladder with cockroaches. Fish seem to have an emotional life, if you stretch you imagination a little. Cockroaches, not so much.
by Hunt
Sun Feb 17, 2019 4:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Jerry Coyne has been asking prominent atheist whether 'new atheism' is indeed truly dead. Many have responded. The latest is Shermer, who -- get this -- essentially calls for Atheism Plus: One problematic aspect of the “atheist” label ... is that we allow others to define us by what we don’t believ...
by Hunt
Sat Feb 16, 2019 5:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

BeckyBooze has just dropped a vid where she comes out as a part time carpet muncher. Can't say I'm surprised but I've never known her admit it before. I wonder if apple salary mugfrend knew ? (2:42) Meh, Isn't bi the default sexuality now anyway? Can we just get back to a world where we don't talk ...
by Hunt
Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Editing screw up.
by Hunt
Tue Feb 12, 2019 10:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

As I recall, it used to be illegal to look into a window at a nude person; if the one outside was a 'peeping tom' male & the naked one inside female... but it was 'indecent exposure' if the one outside was female, with a naked guy who didn't close his curtain. Expending zero effort to verify my gue...
by Hunt
Tue Feb 12, 2019 3:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

"The objective of this book is to define social justice so that readers may be better able to identify it when it masquerades as patriotism, nationalism, or progressivism.” — Noah Rothman https://www.scribd.com/book/397080550/U ... of-America Even-handed and erudite. I read the preview. Seems like ...
by Hunt
Fri Feb 08, 2019 1:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Poor PZ. I think he's finally hit end-stage SJWism. He puts up a post trying to connect the Four Horsemen to Jeffrey Epstein and nobody even gives a fuck.

All the windmills have deserted you, PZ. Kids, this is your brain on SJWism. Not even once.
by Hunt
Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Hunt wrote: Those that sow the wind..
But did the wind give Crystal Clear Consent ?
Yes, but the whirlwind got reaped.
by Hunt
Thu Feb 07, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Holy Shit.... the AG of Virgina.... the second in-line behind Leutenant Governenor... has just admitted to wearing blackface in 1980. Haha. What a shit show.... or is it a Shinola show.... haha. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html Holy Shit.... the AG...
by Hunt
Mon Feb 04, 2019 9:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Seems that Liam Neeson has been doing too much 'acting' when he should have just answered the questions. Shades of the PZ 'zoom' story as he invents some sort of 'my learning moment and now I'm a better man' story. Not gone down well :popcorn: :popcorn: :popcorn: Maybe he'll be forced to resign.
by Hunt
Sat Feb 02, 2019 4:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just trust me on this one...

by Hunt
Fri Feb 01, 2019 1:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: My sister told me that he tried to rape her back in the late '80s.
He turned me into a newt!
Did you get better?
by Hunt
Thu Jan 31, 2019 2:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Phil hasn't badly damaged himself recently. I reckon he's due... I've got an abnormal growth on my right thumb. Been there for a few years, but it's starting to get comfy and wants to expand. Will that do? I would say if you hand offends thee, cut it off, but it might actually happen, then you'd bl...
by Hunt
Thu Jan 31, 2019 4:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

We are doomed. The future is robotic warfare anyway. What are drones but flying robots? And a woman can press a button just as easily as a man. Boston Dynamic's prototype robot warrior already scares the shit out of me. A man is going to have no more chance against a future robot warrior than a wom...
by Hunt
Thu Jan 31, 2019 3:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Pretty interesting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKeMIWVOnbo This was remarkably good. Eric Weinstein is correct, progressive leftism is dead. It's almost all controlled by regressives these days. Left regressivism is almost as bad as right regressivism. Only the names and labels have been chang...
by Hunt
Tue Jan 29, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Taoism Shit happens. Confucianism Confucius say, "Shit happens." Buddhism If shit happens, it isn't really shit. Zen Buddhism What is the sound of shit happening? Hinduism This shit happened before. Mormonism This shit is going to happen again. Islam If shit happens, it is the Will of Allah. Stoici...
by Hunt
Tue Jan 29, 2019 1:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Kirb, original sin might equate to white guilt except it was offset by the sacrifice of the holy lamb on the cross. Redemption is yours for the taking.

There is no get out of jail card in the SJW world.
Well, there's always suicide, or cutting your nuts off.
by Hunt
Tue Jan 29, 2019 12:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Maybe that isn’t too surprising. The cultural milieu that early SocJus thinkers arose in where strongly Christian. Combine that with the early feminist movement, and the idea of removing the Patriarch from Christianity would have seemed natural. I've thought this for a while. In rebelling against C...
by Hunt
Mon Jan 28, 2019 9:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3782
Views: 47295

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
TheMudbrooker wrote: On the bright side, if you would have perished your widow could say you died the same way as Michael Jackson.
Looking like Brooke Shields and surrounded by naked boys?
Actually, while watching Birdbrain Birdbath Birdbox I realized he sort of looked like Sandra Bullock.