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by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Oct 06, 2022 8:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Walls are closing in on the Biden crime family.

by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Oct 06, 2022 2:58 pm
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Biden announces blanket pardon for all [simple possession] Federal marijuana cases All milk to be chocolate milk. All days to be Saturdays. Student loan forgiveness, 42nd week abortions, assault weapons ban, 'climate crisis', now this -- internal polling on enthusiasm must be atrocious, cuz all the...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Oct 06, 2022 7:38 am
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I predicted that mask wearing would become a cult after the general public gladly dropped it. The original alleged purpose of masking -- to protect others but not yourself -- has been memory-holed. The mask is a mouth-yarmulke, symbolic of one's devotion to the religion. When Fauci finally croaks, t...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Oct 05, 2022 4:54 am
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WTF https://twitter.com/CrimeInNYC/status/1576921783667937280?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1576921783667937280%7Ctwgr%5E3b0c3fd0647bfd4508325ce7645b8b0345072e29%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fredstate.com%2Fbobhoge%2F2022%2F10%2F04%2Fnow-its-just-getting-weird-girl-gang-...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Oct 04, 2022 5:44 pm
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Speaking of BLM, they truly are lovely people.

by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:44 am
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Back in my former life, I was brought in by a SF promotion agency to play Victor the Cleaner -- sort out how they'd botched a huge, nationwide, in-store display for Iomega. Every Best Buy and Circuit City in the country was to get a fiberboard kiosk with a PC and a Zip drive running a video demo of ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Oct 03, 2022 5:15 pm
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My cousin is an architect, she used to design all the store layouts across the US for Louis Vuitton or YSL or Gucci or one of those fags I forget which one.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:51 pm
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Schroeder EDS.png People who have vascular Ehlers-Danlos syndrome often share distinctive facial features of a thin nose, thin upper lip, small earlobes and prominent eyes. They also have thin, translucent skin that bruises very easily. In fair-skinned people, the underlying blood vessels are very ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:41 pm
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Nicole Schroeder, Ph.D., is a member of the inaugural cohort of Equity in Action Presidential Postdoctoral Fellows at Kean University in Union, NJ. She received her Ph.D. in Early American History in 2021 from the University of Virginia. Nicole is a historian of disability, medicine and welfare in ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Oct 03, 2022 12:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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My dad must be on his 5th booster by now. But he's got some ongoing eye issues, so they hit him up with a jab every time he goes in for his eyes. My dad is also an obeyer.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Anyhoo,

What accent is this?

by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:44 pm
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I am not pretending I know what happened for sure… but the industrial accident idea should be on the list of possibles. That would've been within the realm of possibility -- albeit requiring the exact same mechanical or user error to occur three times in quick succession -- except for the fact that...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 30, 2022 6:40 pm
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The German government now says it was clearly a sophisticated act of demolition performed by "state actors."

So we're left with MOM. And MOM points to the fucktard puppet masters pulling Biden's strings.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:22 pm
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I've heard very good things about the series. And I love watching interrogations of psychos and serial killers. The latest brou-ha-ha is how the show was originally categorized as "LGBTQ." But Netflix caved to activist pressure and it's now listed under "CAP" (Cadaver Attracted Persons.) If I ran Ne...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 30, 2022 2:06 pm
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All this concerted message from govt and MSM, 'Russia blew up its own pipelines, and with them, all its leverage on the EU' , sounds a lot like

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:48 am
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Someone on the Russian end of the Nord Stream pipeleines put bombs into “pigs,” or scrapers, sent them halfway under the Baltic Sea, and detonated them. You can stop reading right there, because the denotations occurred outside the pipe, on the sea floor. “But, LawDog,” I hear you say, “It was mult...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 29, 2022 3:20 pm
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Steersman wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I think the next thread title should be "Quote Fail A-Go-Go"

:) Maybe tomorrow you can wait until your coffee has finished brewing before commenting? ;)
Fuck off, steerz
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:19 am
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Pesky Pronouns and Compelling Conundrums Actually, I may have changed my mind - I've seen some pretty compelling arguments from John Helmer that it was the Polacks. Danzig would make suitable reparations. One problem with that theory: Poland still owns exactly one submarine, about its condition at ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:09 am
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In Italy, the 'workers' parties are now supported mostly by the elite: https://twitter.com/EuropeElects/status/1575102447579795457?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1575102447579795457%7Ctwgr%5E3ffcc59382e1e124d32316b7160169f8ef5c8a77%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.breitb...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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I think the next thread title should be "Quote Fail A-Go-Go"
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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[quot e=Lsuoma post_id=512749 time=1664338149 user_id=2] Holy shit -- we blew up Nordstream. Yep. Navy Seals is my guess. Force the Krauts to knuckle under to US hegemony. The way that the US has pushed the EU to shoot themselves in the face is remarkable indeed! Now I get the thread title! [/quote...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 28, 2022 8:01 am
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Never got the appeal of Haring. IMO, he was a one-trick pony who had a little fun for a while by blending Kilroy Was Here with crime scene body outlines. I had a friend in art school who could totally mimic Haring but with more imagination. I suspect the enduring fondness for Haring's fad has a lot ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Holy shit -- we blew up Nordstream.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 6:04 pm
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Gumby wrote: A stray cat near my place.

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Wow. I'm gonna use that as my screensaver, thank you.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:25 pm
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Bhurzum wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'm wondering how much pancetta is in her panini.
Mmmm...gorgonzola!
We are going to Hell. (First round's on me!)
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 1:23 pm
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Jonathan Haidt resigns from NYU over compulsory DEI statement:
https://jonathanturley.org/2022/09/27/i ... statement/
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:01 pm
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This fucker was eager to join me on the porch. I'd prefer to leave them be, but it came right at me up the steps. It's still wriggling an hour later.

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by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 11:56 am
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As the Meloni-meltdown begins and the MSM rushes to slap "Fascist" stickers all over her, all I can think about is what colour her knickers are and whether or not she has shaved a little "Hitler 'tache" into her pubes. https://hellas.postsen.com/content/uploads/2022/09/26/779aec6ca9.jpg I mean, I w...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 27, 2022 5:56 am
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Rachel Maddow is as bad, if not worse, than AJ. At least a few of his conspiracy theories turned out to be true.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:45 pm
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Louise Fletcher was so hot.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:54 am
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If you were wondering about her name ...
(I'm more interested in her zucca.)
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:42 am
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I don't what language she uses, I'm ready to be ordered about and make her a sandwich!

by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:17 am
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I love it when an Italian woman gets feisty https://twitter.com/MRobertsQLD/status/1574263707001008129?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1574263707001008129%7Ctwgr%5E3de1ba33cc1df3ab0a25afd3b547fb11fe89ccf2%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2022%2F09%2...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 11:16 am
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If 'Auschwitz' catches you-- comparing covid mandates, restrictions, prejudice, or demogoguery-- to how the Nazis treated Jews... then Auschwitz replies with this cut&paste attack: https://i.imgur.com/uzwiOZG.jpeg Of course, it all started with accusing the Jews of being both disloyal and spreaders...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 26, 2022 9:33 am
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Giorgia Meloni, leader of Italy's center-right/populist coalition, is set to become Italy's first ever female prime minister, following Sunday's elections. You'd think this would be cause for joyous celebration, especially among feminists and assorted wokists. But no, all they can talk about is how ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 25, 2022 6:53 pm
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Speaking of treatments meant for horses, Biden voters will willingly take them to get high, but not to treat Covid: https://apple.news/Az0FqxuS3Q1ynOCL_8KUJZA Ohhh, Rompun™. Equine dentists use that a lot as a sedative, but every 250 horses or so have the exact opposite reaction -- they freak out. ...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sun Sep 25, 2022 7:28 am
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. When your immune system is a subscription service... https://i.imgur.com/ltF9FFK.png It's stunning how many otherwise intelligent people will tell you, with blank glassy eyes, that the vax is only intended to lessen the severity of the symptoms. I want to say, 'Huh? Cuz I don't vaccinate my horse...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:04 pm
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Service Dog wrote: as a token of his PZ-like lust for her stale, droopy grunge pose.
I read that as a slightly different word first time around.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 2:02 pm
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Service Dog wrote:
For example, he is the designer of a typeface called "Biden Bold", shown on this poster-- which he designed. What a putz!

It's fucking design by ColorForms™.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 8:05 am
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Aren't the patriotic boomers-- despite their individualistic rhetoric-- in-favor of a pledge of allegiance collectivism? Is the key issue collectivism vs individualism? It kind of seems to me that the libertarians have the invisible hand of the market, and the woke have the privilege stack, lived e...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:34 am
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And I must be a closet collectivist, to meld our quotes into one.

Either that, or the coffee's still brewing.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Sat Sep 24, 2022 6:33 am
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Service Dog wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: But-- despite my initial reaction being to agree with your thesis-- my contrarian brain also disputes it.
You're such an individualist, you're chary to collectively agree with even one other person! :lol:
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:07 pm
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by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 23, 2022 6:20 pm
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e? My brother's response was hair-trigger raised-voice red-face no-discussion outrage: Fuck 'Em! And fuck the religious exemptions & everything else! I count him & other family members-- among the MILLIONS who really don't fathom... what they did, when they banned us from restaurants. Fired us from...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Fri Sep 23, 2022 5:50 pm
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Service Dog wrote:
This version is browse-able, without logging-in to a twitter account:

https://nitter.net/citizens_sanity
https://forsanity.org
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 22, 2022 10:01 am
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LOL. A whiny gay friend of my down-to-earth tranny friend called out the tranny friend for posting "that nazi stonetoss'" cartoons. An amusing facebook Donnybrook ensued.
by Matt Cavanaugh
Thu Sep 22, 2022 9:58 am
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jet_lagg wrote:
Check this beast out.

FTFY
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 11:35 am
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I used the rubber balls, not the paint-filled ones. First time I got the bear, I must've hit it 20 times before it made it into the brush. Second time, I caught it scrounging in the feed room at the barn. It ran it as soon as it heard me, so I had to use indirect fire into the bushes as it skedaddle...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 6:01 am
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most folks wouldn't want to have what it takes. Yeah. In the artworld I inhabit-- we ain't talking about olympian perfection & dedication. "What it takes" may include gaps in being a complete person. In the case of this redhead-- I was taken-aback days-ago, by some of the oblivious things she said....
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:58 am
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Bhurzum wrote: Personally, I prefer painball guns - the shots have weight, it's stings like buggery (90% of the time, you know when you've been hit) and it's much, much harder to cheat.
And bears who show up for the garbage buffet hate getting plunked by them!
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:54 am
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Compounding that the rifles aren't nearly as accurate as their real life counterparts My cheap pistols have about 250 fps, and you can track the weaving & bobbing of the pellets with the bare eye. I bought a bunch for about $8 each from Walmart when I was handgun shopping to get a feel for grips. T...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Wed Sep 21, 2022 4:28 am
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WHIPLASH? I've seen the trailer & the big finale. It's better if one doesn't know the finale, but still worth taking in the whole movie. Point is, with professional musicians as with dancers or actors, everyone wants to be one, but not only don't most folks have what it takes (I mean not just the r...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 20, 2022 9:01 pm
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Dog, have you seen WHIPLASH?
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 20, 2022 7:02 pm
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An interesting & thorough analysis which places the sinking of Hood 2 minutes earlier than the official time.

http://www.kbismarck.com/hood-sinking001.pdf
by Matt Cavanaugh
Tue Sep 20, 2022 2:03 pm
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I have two horses who chew up the seat of my quad if I'm slow to feed. I pop 'em on the butts with an airsoft pistol I keep on the porch. The one horse has learned to clear off at the sound of the slide racking (spring action), but the other still gallops off when the mystery thing bites him. That's...
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:58 am
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Bhurzum wrote: Holy shit, I need to get out more. This really became yet another tedious shit-post.
Well, the handgun techniques you suggested a while back had miraculous results. :D
by Matt Cavanaugh
Mon Sep 19, 2022 7:55 am
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Butt - the butt of the weapon should be placed into the fleshy part of the shoulder (avoid butt-to-bone contact!) ensuring the curvature of the butt-pad is filled by flesh. Not too high, not too low, plenty of practice required to get it just right. Left hand - the hand-guard should rest lightly up...