If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Mass shooting at parade in Chicago suburb. Suspect ID'd

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When they told him, 'make it to America and you'll go far', he didn't think it meant this

https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2022 ... ar-border/

and it occurred to me that Biden will abdicate his throne 4 out 5 doctors agree. Dr. Jill does not. Whoever the fuck is actually running this country does not. So long as she's VP, they can box Kamala, but not if she's in the Oval Office. Newscum v. DeSantis v. Tulsi v. Trump. A four-way wild ride.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ You guys forgot to "THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX"

Newscum v. DeSantis

Nate Silver's entire reputation is based on remembering the hits and forgetting the misses. His PECOTA prediction model was complete garbage. When baseball realized that, Silver moved to politics and made a new name for himself relying on the Obama campaign's internal polling -- which, unlike public...

It is almost unbelievable. Does anyone think gas station owners can cut prices? WTF. This guy is literally a retard. https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1543263229006254080 Gas stations have even narrower profit margins than restaurants. Guess Putin's Price Hike™ was not testing well in focus groups.

We perform matched case-control studies and find increased risks of myocarditis and pericarditis during the first week following vaccination, and particularly after the second dose.... The largest associations are observed for myocarditis following mRNA-1273 vaccination in persons aged 18 to 24 yea...

Your psychopathic governor just rammed through legislation in defiance of Bruen:

https://legalinsurrection.com/2022/07/n ... gislation/

I get eggs for free. Anyone who has chickens always ends up with way more eggs than they know what to do with.

John D wrote: ↑ SPOTTING A LIAR:

This is a tricky skill to learn. It involves several tests.

1) A liar will tell a story with as little detail as possible.

2) Liars will also tell a story differently every time they tell it.

Im Gegenteil, Genosse.

I'm back at my ranch, four days after evacuating from the fire that ran parallel to me 1/4 mile away. Still here only by virtue of lucky winds.

Service Dog wrote: ↑
Tue Jun 28, 2022 9:47 am
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If The Dating Game was held in Hell.

John D wrote: ↑I would never watch Liz Cheney on acid

It'd be a hoot to see Liz Cheney on acid. She's normally so tightly-wound.

Service Dog wrote: ↑ The cause of Stenger's death has not been released.

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SC served up a stinker today, ruling in favor of high school football coach who staged grand, mid-field prayer & proselytization sessions:

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/2 ... 8_i425.pdf

The opinion and dissent read like RASHOMON.

I would like to go back in time and invest in Milwaukee… but now I am fully invested in the South Koreans… too late to go back Could be worse. SK.png It's the batteries lock you in. I still have my 20 year-old Milwaukee drill and Sawzall, but they stopped making the old batteries and the knock-offs...

Service Dog wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 26, 2022 1:50 pm

The breakouts, as in this Trafalgar poll, are brutal:
- 54% overall strongly disapprove
- only 29% approval among independents

https://www.thetrafalgargroup.org/wp-co ... Report.pdf

John D wrote: ↑ Man... favorite new tool. $25 for a Ryobe 18 volt battery powered tire (tyre) inflator. Hook it up... pull the trigger... watch the gage for the pressure. Love me some South Koreans right now.

Enjoy your Ryobi while it lasts!

I have one by Milwaukee, and yes, these things are amazing.

Amy Klobuchar, who had dreams of becoming a Supreme Court justice someday, offers this sophisticated legal rebuttal to the Dobbs opinion:

The word abortion isn't in the Constitution? Well, neither is the word woman, neither is the word she.

Let the pillow-bitings commence! Friday’s news about Roe v. Wade was expected, but that didn’t make it any easier to hear. If what you need right now is to connect with loved ones, be in nature, or anything that will help you process your feelings -- stop reading this email and take care of yourself...

Fairly recently-- I saw a great response to this. Some guy (maybe even a legislator?) was saying he is against abortion. And a pro-Choice female said, "What about cases of rape or incest?" The guy replied, "If we include exceptions for rape or incest, will you support my abortion ban?" And, of cour...

Poor Bill, all he got was a hummer.

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In case any of you were wondering, trying to talk calmy right now to a left-wing woman about what's really in Dobbs, is not the best idea.

Insurrection: It's Okay When We Do it™

https://media.patriots.win/post/iXCpiznXjQkw.png Rep. Maxine Waters: "To Hell with the Supreme Court, we will defy them... in the streets... Fight! " https://youtu.be/S1I6fEycmYI Merrick Garland's Department of Justice goes Rogue against Supreme Court: https://redstate.com/bonchie/2022/06/24/merric...

Maybe the pro-Choice Feminist Democrats are so fucking fucktarded, that they can't parlay this loss into support for pro-Choice candidates. Half of women describe themselves as 'pro-life,' as do a solid majority of Hispanics. The biggest growth in gun ownership the past few years has been with wome...

The similarity, between protesting over Roe, and begging for Mardis Gras throws, is uncanny.

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Roe is dead for real this time.

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/2 ... 2_6j37.pdf

Gumby wrote: ↑ Please post here while you're tripping balls. I wanna see John D on acid.

OMG, that'll be even funnier than Fuzzy on Vicodin!

https://i.imgur.com/CVlD9kF.jpg I watched my old GF's dad's mind slip away. incrementally at first, then it dropped off the Continental Shelf, when he was repeating himself every two minutes and shitting himself every hour or so. I burned him a CD of Jonny Lang, who he loved. My GF would play it th...

The SCOTUS made a good decision on guns today. Much entertainment watching anti-gun idiots lose their fucking minds.... haha. Yeah, but the fascists are already openly plotting to subvert it. Try $2,000 permit fees, plus 8 weeks of training, plus mandatory liability insurance, plus numerous hoops &...

NY Leader, Kathy Hochul, did not take the news of the Bruen ruling well.

Supreme Court strikes down NY State's"proper cause" requirement that a gun permit applicant “demonstrate a special need for self-protection distinguishable from that of the general community.”

https://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/2 ... 3_7j80.pdf

Why are they paying you in acid instead of cash? How did they get it?

I get high on life, man. The only thing I've ever been 'strung out' on is rock n roll.

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fuzzy wrote: ↑ The International Space Station smells “like a barbecue that has gone wrong” because astronauts in orbit fart more.
https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/weird- ... l-27295513

A spaceship with fart nozzles aft could just keep accelerating....

Jessi made their first payment to me for the $2000 I spent to save their cat.... $100 worth of L.S.D. They assure me it is good stuff. They know the person who prepared it and tried some of it already. So... now I have to figure out when and how to take it. Maybe a day at a friend's house. I am tol...

The Supreme Court on Tuesday ruled that Maine violated the Constitution when it refused to make public funding available for students to attend schools that provide religious instruction. The opinion by Chief Justice John Roberts was a broad ruling, making clear that when state and local government...

Vogue magazine stuff... at the level of Cartier, Versace, Chanel, Gucci, Dolce & Gabbana, Dior, YSL... Back-up vocals is Chrissie Hynde singing " Gucci, Gucci, Gucci/Cartier, Cartier" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQDcNzD3s6k Hynde was also named in Ray Davies' divorce papers, inspiring this song...

Gotta love a comedy scene that could simultaneously mock niggers, wops & chinks.

Two Ospreys just flew over me. Neither one crashed, which is rare. V-22s I assume, not Pandion haliaetus. Very loud, very slow. 50% end up with negative altitude. https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/09/politics/marines-killed-in-california-osprey-crash/index.html I had a client who'd dated Osprey pilots. S...

The jab kills your jizz.

https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/andr.13209

Two Ospreys just flew over me. Neither one crashed, which is rare.

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High capacity clip:

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Michael Shermer wrote a stupid article on gun violence. Dick Carrier solving Quantum Mechanics via philosophy level stupid: https://quillette.com/2022/06/15/the-cause-of-americas-gun-death-epidemic-its-guns/ I wrote a rebuttal: https://trueliberalnexus.com/2022/06/19/michael-shermer-solves-the-gun-...

Afterthought. Mass murders don't generally seem to be spur of the moment affairs. The perp stews away, daydreams about revenge and going out in a blaze of something or other. If they can't find a gun, which they could if they really wanted too, they will find other means. The little sicko in Uvalde...

The funniest thing about Biden falling off his bike is, that was a photo app planned to quell the talk about him being physically unfit & too old.

Michael Shermer wrote a stupid article on gun violence. Dick Carrier solving Quantum Mechanics via philosophy level stupid: https://quillette.com/2022/06/15/the-cause-of-americas-gun-death-epidemic-its-guns/ I wrote a rebuttal: https://trueliberalnexus.com/2022/06/19/michael-shermer-solves-the-gun-...

Michael Shermer wrote a stupid article on gun violence. Dick Carrier solving Quantum Mechanics via philosophy level stupid: https://quillette.com/2022/06/15/the-cause-of-americas-gun-death-epidemic-its-guns/ I wrote a rebuttal: https://trueliberalnexus.com/2022/06/19/michael-shermer-solves-the-gun-v...

I went home and told my wife that a Chinese family was moving in next-door. My wife said... "Well they will not take care of the yard either!" In my experience, they'll pave it. Hispanics are usually fastidious about household cleanliness. They use shitloads of bleach. But Asians top even Hispanics...

when you get to see an osprey dive on the poor bastard fish who is soon going to be lunch, there is TRUE magic there. Ages ago, when I was fishing with a former GF in Minnesota, I was getting no bites. "There's no fish this end of the lake," I announced, "let's go to another spot." No sooner do I s...

CDC issues guidelines on safe sex with Don't Call Them Monkeys Pox. Suggested is "Masturbate together at a distance of at least 6 feet, without touching each other." So everyone on John's camping trips can stop worrying. Bum sex with spotty bums is right out, though. https://www.cdc.gov/poxvirus/mon...

Jungle Bunny Boils.
Chigaboo Chancre.
Spear Chucker Scabies.

(We're all going to Hell.)

blurring out the big black butt from that video is like blurring out the moon from the moon landing. https://twitter.com/harrunson/status/1536180078563975168 Meanwhile, WHO is working on a new name for Monkeypox that isn't quite so racist as 'Monkeypox.' https://www.axios.com/2022/06/14/monkeypox-r...

Fauci's got the rona.

We haven't had one of these in a while.

John D wrote: ↑ People look at me in the store when I cough. It makes me happy to see them all worried and shit... and not really know anything about me. Fuck you people.... fucking retards.

Keep a ketchup packet in your hand, and squirt it all over the floor when you cough. For lulz.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Also, it's amazing that ED-209 didn't scratch the windows with that fusillade.

Must've been 9mm. Blew the lungs right out of the guy.

This isn't scary at all: "In a rush to combat the global spread of the deadly coronavirus (COVID-19) in the U.S., Draganfly will deploy “pandemic drones” to remotely monitor and detect people with infectious and respiratory conditions to help stop the spread of the disease." https://www.gpsworld.co...

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