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by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Minnesota is an odd kinda place
https://www.weau.com/content/news/-Minnesota-man-arrested-for-fishing-naked-512225412.html
Underwood is about an hour due north of Morris in case you were wondering.
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jul 03, 2019 4:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

NO, DEAR GOD, NOOOOO!!!!!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiwdBTWHZPs
Yes, there's better bourbon out there, but it's still an unspeakable tragedy.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The Youtuber "Comics MATTER w/Ya Boi Zack", aka "Diversity and Comics", aka comicbook creator Richard C. Meyer... posted a video today, which included an excellent new slogan: "There Is Only One Gender". It's short & snappy & sounds-woke. And it's great for shutting down gender-whining. Gender wage...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

shoutinghorse wrote: Any Doctors in the house? Asking for a Frau. :dance:

A shaking German leader isn't exactly unprecedented. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0w3nsAaOpq4
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: Well, Jim Jarmusch has a new movie out...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3azFfrBG9c
Fuck me, Iggy Pop is looking rougher than usual these days.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jun 13, 2019 9:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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Additional: This gay pride parade is seriously squared away! The dressing, timing and effort on display might even give me a stiffy! Jesus Christ, I might even hump the GF tonight... https://twitter.com/AmirSariaslan/status/1136036230544723973 North Korea, still not quite getting the hang of K-Pop....
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I see Molyneux is still doing his best to help people... https://twitter.com/Halalcoholism/status/1138061971947835393 ...maybe he's heard about some of Service Dog's recent criticism... It's a common thing, Molyneux fans can't help but havjng Asian women wanting to have sex with them, even after th...
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Jun 08, 2019 5:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Raspberries....they're fucking raspberries!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QuW3YZFi-w
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jun 04, 2019 6:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: "Alright I'll have a bg of otters noses then, better make it two"
For some reason I've taken to saying "Packet of gravel" whenever I agree with something, and my wife has no idea what I'm on about. I hope she doesn't stone me...
As long as you don't say "Jehova" you'll be OK.
by TheMudbrooker
Fri May 31, 2019 5:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Should give some vegans the vapors, god forbid recycling should be used for such heresy.https://www.weau.com/content/news/Black ... 82971.html
by TheMudbrooker
Wed May 29, 2019 3:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What do you suppose the odds are that these guys have some weed laying about? https://www.weau.com/content/news/Several-detained-after-drug-search-warrant-served-at-Lion-of-Judah-House-of-Rastafari-510562291.html Funny thing is long ago Madison decriminalized possession of less than 1 oz. I think i...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed May 29, 2019 1:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What do you suppose the odds are that these guys have some weed laying about?
https://www.weau.com/content/news/Sever ... 62291.html
by TheMudbrooker
Tue May 21, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Don't let the innocent woodland creature act fool you, the fucker is casing the joint.
https://www.weau.com/content/news/WATCH ... 21861.html
by TheMudbrooker
Thu May 16, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The man may be gone, but at least he'll annoy the French for many, many years to come.
https://www.weau.com/content/news/IM-Pe ... 43551.html
by TheMudbrooker
Thu May 16, 2019 8:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

shoutinghorse wrote: What England Britain needs is some Islam femslam poetry .. Inshallah

Thank fuck it was spoken word and not written.
by TheMudbrooker
Mon May 13, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Yeah, but have you and your buddies finished Hamlet yet???
Years ago, but it's still as shit as the original.
by TheMudbrooker
Mon May 13, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I've come to call this the IKEA Test. It doesn't matter how smart or dumb you are; there always seems to be some missing bit of critical information that gives you a 50/50 chance of putting in a piece of wood with the unfinished side in the wrong direction, requiring that you disassemble the whole ...
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

shoutinghorse wrote: Enjoy the Easter parade.

For fuck's sake ma, quit picking me up!!
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump might have to build that wall a smidge higher, turns out some of those Mexicans can fly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hpw4rbBrA Side note: This guy has the greatest channel on Youtube. If you don't know about the Football War , you'll be fascinated to know that in 1969 there was a conflic...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump might have to build that wall a smidge higher, turns out some of those Mexicans can flyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hpw4rbBrA
Side note: This guy has the greatest channel on Youtube.
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: It's looking more and more like this is going to end in complete destruction.
Yeah, pretty unlikely whatever is left will be structurally sound.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: "The dog was not charged – police issued him a warning for the theft"
He was a first time offender.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I would've shot the fucker just for having facial hair like that.

https://www.weau.com/content/news/508441792.html
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...
Replies: 67
Views: 1542

Re: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...

So, time to take that old hound for a little walk behind the barn or wait and see if he still has a couple more years left in him.....tough call. What set the Pyt apart was the fact that while in general the folks here believed in the ideals of fairness, equality of opportunity and the right to choo...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You must've had "The Worst Album Ever" come up in your Youtube recommendations at the same time I did. This is my new favoritest fucking band ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_nsW151tg
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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We do St. Paddy's day right in these parts.....
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by TheMudbrooker
Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Thanks for making my Monday morning, Muddy!
I was hoping the pointy tits would soften the blow.
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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screwtape wrote: We all like a good fool - the dessert, I mean. Sadly, making one with oranges can result in unexpected troubles:


So I watched an 18th century cooking channel. :o Don't judge.
I'm a subscriber, he has some great stuff.
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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Apparently all ills can be blamed on Brexit: Attack on Jack Grealish Reflects an Ugly, Fast-Becoming Reality in Britain P.S. I though Aston Villa was a car. Fucking Brexit! https://www.weau.com/content/news/Overhang-collapse-at-Eau-Claire-gas-station--506952571.html Just to add to my unending perso...
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote:
....and mommy was never asked to make something for the bake sale again.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Ask if not eating animals makes you a vegetarian even though you have animals eat you?
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I know Canada is boring (something I'm generally grateful for), and this doesn't have the cachet of added MiG-21 Fishbeds, but it seems my imagined screenplay of our Prime Minister's Office officials trying to browbeat the Attorney General into political interference with prosecutorial independence...
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
As far as favourite companions go - Leela always had a certain appeal.
Nyssa weren't too shabby
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Glad to hear that pitters health problems have been clearing up recently. Ha, latest news is that now I can say "Yes, propofol," when asked whether I have any adverse reactions to drugs. For each of my prior bum snakes (apart from the first - no sedation) I've had fentanyl and midazolam. This time ...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote:
Service Dog wrote: No need for a shower curtain, just keep the cape on.
Take it off to poop, tho.
Patient: "Doctor, doctor! I'm pooping french fries!"

Doctor: "Cut two inches off your string vest."

Wonder what happened to string vests?
They all got burned because they were smeared with shit?
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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There might be hope for humanity after all....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsW8K9kQK0
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Did we cover Lead Belly and Lightnin' Hopkins yet?
Did someone say Lightnin Hopkins?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATlJwKB8ts
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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I can't believe nobody has got around to this yet.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlt76tCrDdg Damn, I love this! I've never heard of the guy but will be checking him out. Oh yes! Thanks for the link. Here's a couple to get you started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgrQoZHnNY https://www.you...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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Go to a West Ham v Millwall game if you wanna see some smirking, one poor cunt nearly got grinned to death a few years back. Proper norty it woz. :? Yeah, and that useless fucker Sadiq Khan is doing nothing to combat the rise in smirk crimes. It's gotten that bad, folks have started wearing "sneer-...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7843
Views: 123574

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Our favorite Red Shirt's take on the Catho/Native war: https://www.michaelnugent.com/2019/01/21/catholic-students-bullying/?fbclid=IwAR0Ka8Ll_tS5KGAyzIYxUyRoXSey7khdv7SHzdgkhmCEeUvohczAJcMKxXc Benjamin Boyce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9eObgJULP0 . As he says (more or less), 3 groups of people...