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by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Glad to hear that pitters health problems have been clearing up recently. Ha, latest news is that now I can say "Yes, propofol," when asked whether I have any adverse reactions to drugs. For each of my prior bum snakes (apart from the first - no sedation) I've had fentanyl and midazolam. This time ...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote:
Service Dog wrote: No need for a shower curtain, just keep the cape on.
Take it off to poop, tho.
Patient: "Doctor, doctor! I'm pooping french fries!"

Doctor: "Cut two inches off your string vest."

Wonder what happened to string vests?
They all got burned because they were smeared with shit?
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

There might be hope for humanity after all....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsW8K9kQK0
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Did we cover Lead Belly and Lightnin' Hopkins yet?
Did someone say Lightnin Hopkins?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATlJwKB8ts
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I can't believe nobody has got around to this yet.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlt76tCrDdg Damn, I love this! I've never heard of the guy but will be checking him out. Oh yes! Thanks for the link. Here's a couple to get you started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgrQoZHnNY https://www.you...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Go to a West Ham v Millwall game if you wanna see some smirking, one poor cunt nearly got grinned to death a few years back. Proper norty it woz. :? Yeah, and that useless fucker Sadiq Khan is doing nothing to combat the rise in smirk crimes. It's gotten that bad, folks have started wearing "sneer-...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1691
Views: 21652

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Our favorite Red Shirt's take on the Catho/Native war: https://www.michaelnugent.com/2019/01/21/catholic-students-bullying/?fbclid=IwAR0Ka8Ll_tS5KGAyzIYxUyRoXSey7khdv7SHzdgkhmCEeUvohczAJcMKxXc Benjamin Boyce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9eObgJULP0 . As he says (more or less), 3 groups of people...
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:09 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Male & female brains are wired the same. (someone just forgot to solder one) ;) https://twitter.com/KaptanHindustan/status/1086630752303890433 Well obviously she had to go over the bar, if she would have bent over to go under it her male companion would have seen it as an invitation to rape her. Be...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Article II. Section 3. U.S. Constitution ...... Trump must have his day. It says nothing of the sort you ignorant bogan fuck. He must give information to Congress from time to time concerning the state of the union, that's it. Presidents up to Woodrow Wilson simply submitted a written report, the c...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Article II. Section 3. U.S. Constitution ...... Trump must have his day. It says nothing of the sort you ignorant bogan fuck. He must give information to Congress from time to time concerning the state of the union, that's it. Presidents up to Woodrow Wilson simply submitted a written report, the c...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Every time I think I am safely ignoring US politics : :o :o :o https://twitter.com/BrentScher/status/1086024831471112192 :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya, I should not laugh ... but seriously ... it is so hard not to. Credit to Donny for a not too bad comeback, but I still gotta give this round to Nancy. Her t...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Brive1987 wrote:

There's nothing sexist here, Gillette is advertising their new line of feminine ass-crack shaving and anal bleaching products.
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
TheMudbrooker wrote: Order now and I'll throw in some Spencer Davis Group absolutely free....call now operators are standing byhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCUgBSVENQ
You :nin: fucker you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuVWeIYcVvk
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

just cuz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC5ZKRjLUM I'll see your Bo Diddley and raise you Muddy Waters and Johnny Winter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4t2AVTtPSQ Order now and I'll throw in some Spencer Davis Group absolutely free....call now operators are standing by https://www.youtube.com/w...
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: just cuz

I'll see your Bo Diddley and raise you Muddy Waters and Johnny Winterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4t2AVTtPSQ
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

:lol: So, you threaten the President. Then everyone decides you're too ridiculous to worry about. The Secret Service doesn't give a shit. Twitter doesn't give a shit. Trump doesn't give a shit. Look at the date on the tweet. Follow the link. It's STILL there. :twatson: https://i.imgur.com/r8OVsEQ.j...
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Back in October, a couple in Barron, a town about thirty miles from me, was murdered and their thirteen year old daughter was abducted. Last week she escaped her captor and he was arrested. https://www.weau.com/content/news/Suspect-in-Closs-killings-Jayme-kidnapping-due-in-court-504309981.html scro...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Back in October, a couple in Barron, a town about thirty miles from me, was murdered and their thirteen year old daughter was abducted. Last week she escaped her captor and he was arrested. https://www.weau.com/content/news/Suspect-in-Closs-killings-Jayme-kidnapping-due-in-court-504309981.html scrol...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:52 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

No, Matt has no interest in that one. I was pointing out the return of Jen McCreight. ***kazoo fanfare*** I wonder if Watson is going to pony up any money for the panelists. Nah, she'll wait until they've saddled themselves with an obligation to show up before she tells them it's all just unpaid ho...
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 08, 2019 1:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Can I nominate Polyana Viana for 'pit pinup?
Is this not something you want to keep to yourself?
I'd rather not think about what 'nominate' entails in this circumstance.
Even more disturbing is the idea of getting someone to 'second his motion'.
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Jan 06, 2019 7:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Possibly the most English of Englishmen still in existence. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZHwasYjcIA
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Jan 06, 2019 4:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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<snip> Do enjoy the whole thing. The idea that somehow the quote was taken out of context is popular among certain folks, but there really isn't any way to make it look good when you have the whole transcript in front of you. Unless you happen to enjoy whataboutism or substitute expediency for mora...
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Jan 06, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Playing guitar with your thumb over the neck? What about your whole arm?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVitgDEh_tw
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Jan 06, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

screwtape wrote:
I'll see your gayageum, and raise you an acoustic guitar:

Since we're downsizing the instruments...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgGstN2vVkk
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Brive1987 wrote:

How extensive are your isolationist tendencies?
Are you dishonestly assigning motives to fit your narrative or are you simply too fucking stupid to tell the difference between isolationism and not giving a fuck about a country which doesn't have anything worth stealing?
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 04, 2019 3:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I see the new muslims in Congress are getting on with business. They have a Congress in Australia too? I’ll lose interest in the ‘States when America no longer has to exercise global manifest destiny. After listening to your endless whinging about what a shithole Oz is becoming, I'd say your intere...
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Brive1987 wrote: I see the new muslims in Congress are getting on with business.
They have a Congress in Australia too?
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 04, 2019 2:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Apparently the video is from a few years ago when she was in college and she and some friends were re-enacting dances from John Hughes movies. This was Ally Sheedy's bit from "The Breakfast Club". But no, I don't see how this is supposed to be some horrifically damaging political scandal, or even a...
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 04, 2019 1:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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I'm not an American - nor do I play one on TV. But if I was to hazzard a guess - it could be that the amount of media coverage that AOC has been receiving is of such a quantity and quality that it becomes counter-productive - so that people start to feel sympathetic towards her. I've also heard her...
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 04, 2019 11:56 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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I understand there has been more political controversy in America https://twitter.com/aoc_dances/status/1081062818063953921 For various reasons I am not surprised. So a young woman dancing is supposed to be....what, exactly? It does give me an excuse for a joke Q: Why don't Baptists fuck standing u...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 02, 2019 7:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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free thoughtpolice wrote: moderate extremists?
Radical centrists.
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 01, 2019 9:45 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Hi, you guys! Came back to say Merry Christmas and Happy New Year and all that stuff. Even to you, Lsuoma, you fascist piece of tit, you. :D And, to say sorry to hear about what you and your dad have gone through, Franc. Sounds like quite a bad trip. I got an email notice to your blogpost, since I ...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Dec 31, 2018 3:05 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
TheMudbrooker wrote: If you're going to go all neo-pagan and shit, you gotta have a soundtrack. They're actually kinda cool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRg_8NNPTD8
Gotta love a woman who'll stroke a bone for 9 minutes straight.
It gets her all horned up.
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Dec 30, 2018 7:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Have you considered an Egyptian Menhir neo paganism as a basis for cultural and /or national identify? It seems to be all to the rage with those that want to connect with their own indigenous traditions and not the cultural imperialism imposed by the Romans, or ideas imported wholesale from the mid...
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Dec 29, 2018 9:38 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Ape+lust wrote: Probably the most epic girly-shrieking from a chubby beardo you'll ever hear... all because a dude in a Trump shirt walked into the store:

"Ring me up and your life doesn't get ruined." Pretty sure that ship has long since sailed.
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Dec 25, 2018 10:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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A mental competency test looks like paper with words on it, usually followed by an interview. I admit, I'm quite surprised you haven't come across one before. And while Americans love their guns, there's worse thing out there. https://mobile.twitter.com/Reuters/status/1077761669042921473 Thank fuck...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Dec 24, 2018 10:22 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Just to add to the cultural diversity of the pit.. the greatest fucking Christmas song ever.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkwlR6EnOps
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Dec 22, 2018 9:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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I remember seeing this when I was four or five years old...fucking shame what kids shows have becomehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ul7X5js1vE
Not only that, but this is by far the best, most balls out version of this song Stevie ever played.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Dec 20, 2018 7:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Have you seen the price of cigs these days?
I know, it's a pain in the ass.
You pay out the ass for them.
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Dec 14, 2018 4:02 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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What the hell is this world coming to? You chase one kid down the street and they pack your ass off to the fucking gulag.https://www.weau.com/content/news/502786882.html
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:29 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Lsuoma wrote:
TheMudbrooker wrote: If it does come to that, perhaps you Brits can petition Her Majesty to dissolve the Government. If I remember correctly, that's one of the many powers the monarch still actually has but doesn't use.
In a vat of acid?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8CVjxlBtzk
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Dec 12, 2018 5:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Jezza the Trot could well be in No: 10 quicker than you think. :doh: If The Absolute Goy ever gets the keys to No 10, my plan is to grab as many freebies off the state as Jez is gonna generously allow - and recommend that plenty of other people do it too. Let the fuckoids who voted him him know exa...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Nov 29, 2018 12:06 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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So sorry for boring everyone, but what exactly would it hurt if Australia or even Great Britain ditched the monarchy? I can't speak for Oz, but here in the UK, loss of monarchy would mean a shit ton of politicians crawling out of the woodwork and getting in our faces to vote for them as president. ...
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Nov 23, 2018 9:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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Pretty good tune....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4xZUr0BEfE
....but given what happened last time Mongolians went on a world tour, they may have trouble with ticket sales.
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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I fucking love Wisconsin...... https://www.weau.com/content/news/500516581.html A lot of long-guns in that crowd... My guess is in reality they were given gift certificates good for "x" dollars toward the purchase of a gun at so and so's gun shop. The "handguns of Christmas" part is likely the repo...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Nov 07, 2018 7:13 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
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Keating wrote: I don't actually support jury trials. I don't think it is the best way to find the truth. I think a panel of judges would be a better solution.
I favor trial by ordeal, walking on red-hot plowshares etc., it might not get to the truth but it keeps the peasants entertained and off the streets.
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Nov 07, 2018 6:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79427

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The 'Impartial' BBC take on the midterms. "Women got elected, Yay" :) "Native American Women got elected, Yay" :D "Muslims got elected, Yay" :clap: "A Muslim Woman got elected, release balloons, YAYYYYYYYY" :dance: "Oh and Trump won the senate" https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-46120373 Tr...