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by TheMudbrooker
Tue May 21, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Don't let the innocent woodland creature act fool you, the fucker is casing the joint.
https://www.weau.com/content/news/WATCH ... 21861.html
by TheMudbrooker
Thu May 16, 2019 6:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The man may be gone, but at least he'll annoy the French for many, many years to come.
https://www.weau.com/content/news/IM-Pe ... 43551.html
by TheMudbrooker
Thu May 16, 2019 8:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

shoutinghorse wrote: What England Britain needs is some Islam femslam poetry .. Inshallah

Thank fuck it was spoken word and not written.
by TheMudbrooker
Mon May 13, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Yeah, but have you and your buddies finished Hamlet yet???
Years ago, but it's still as shit as the original.
by TheMudbrooker
Mon May 13, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I've come to call this the IKEA Test. It doesn't matter how smart or dumb you are; there always seems to be some missing bit of critical information that gives you a 50/50 chance of putting in a piece of wood with the unfinished side in the wrong direction, requiring that you disassemble the whole ...
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Apr 21, 2019 8:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

shoutinghorse wrote: Enjoy the Easter parade.

For fuck's sake ma, quit picking me up!!
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump might have to build that wall a smidge higher, turns out some of those Mexicans can fly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hpw4rbBrA Side note: This guy has the greatest channel on Youtube. If you don't know about the Football War , you'll be fascinated to know that in 1969 there was a conflic...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Apr 17, 2019 2:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump might have to build that wall a smidge higher, turns out some of those Mexicans can flyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6hpw4rbBrA
Side note: This guy has the greatest channel on Youtube.
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: It's looking more and more like this is going to end in complete destruction.
Yeah, pretty unlikely whatever is left will be structurally sound.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Apr 11, 2019 3:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: "The dog was not charged – police issued him a warning for the theft"
He was a first time offender.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Apr 11, 2019 10:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I would've shot the fucker just for having facial hair like that.

https://www.weau.com/content/news/508441792.html
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Apr 10, 2019 6:55 pm
Forum: Admin and Board Structure
Topic: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...
Replies: 67
Views: 1135

Re: I think the Pit is ready to be filled in...

So, time to take that old hound for a little walk behind the barn or wait and see if he still has a couple more years left in him.....tough call. What set the Pyt apart was the fact that while in general the folks here believed in the ideals of fairness, equality of opportunity and the right to choo...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Mar 20, 2019 4:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You must've had "The Worst Album Ever" come up in your Youtube recommendations at the same time I did. This is my new favoritest fucking band ever!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11_nsW151tg
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Mar 20, 2019 10:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

We do St. Paddy's day right in these parts.....
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by TheMudbrooker
Mon Mar 18, 2019 11:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Thanks for making my Monday morning, Muddy!
I was hoping the pointy tits would soften the blow.
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Mar 12, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote: We all like a good fool - the dessert, I mean. Sadly, making one with oranges can result in unexpected troubles:


So I watched an 18th century cooking channel. :o Don't judge.
I'm a subscriber, he has some great stuff.
by TheMudbrooker
Sun Mar 10, 2019 5:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Apparently all ills can be blamed on Brexit: Attack on Jack Grealish Reflects an Ugly, Fast-Becoming Reality in Britain P.S. I though Aston Villa was a car. Fucking Brexit! https://www.weau.com/content/news/Overhang-collapse-at-Eau-Claire-gas-station--506952571.html Just to add to my unending perso...
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Mar 09, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote:
....and mommy was never asked to make something for the bake sale again.
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Mar 07, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Ask if not eating animals makes you a vegetarian even though you have animals eat you?
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Feb 27, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I know Canada is boring (something I'm generally grateful for), and this doesn't have the cachet of added MiG-21 Fishbeds, but it seems my imagined screenplay of our Prime Minister's Office officials trying to browbeat the Attorney General into political interference with prosecutorial independence...
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote:
As far as favourite companions go - Leela always had a certain appeal.
Nyssa weren't too shabby
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 28, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Glad to hear that pitters health problems have been clearing up recently. Ha, latest news is that now I can say "Yes, propofol," when asked whether I have any adverse reactions to drugs. For each of my prior bum snakes (apart from the first - no sedation) I've had fentanyl and midazolam. This time ...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 28, 2019 3:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote:
Service Dog wrote: No need for a shower curtain, just keep the cape on.
Take it off to poop, tho.
Patient: "Doctor, doctor! I'm pooping french fries!"

Doctor: "Cut two inches off your string vest."

Wonder what happened to string vests?
They all got burned because they were smeared with shit?
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

There might be hope for humanity after all....https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URsW8K9kQK0
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...
by TheMudbrooker
Fri Jan 25, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Did we cover Lead Belly and Lightnin' Hopkins yet?
Did someone say Lightnin Hopkins?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BATlJwKB8ts
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I can't believe nobody has got around to this yet.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlt76tCrDdg Damn, I love this! I've never heard of the guy but will be checking him out. Oh yes! Thanks for the link. Here's a couple to get you started. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdgrQoZHnNY https://www.you...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 23, 2019 8:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Go to a West Ham v Millwall game if you wanna see some smirking, one poor cunt nearly got grinned to death a few years back. Proper norty it woz. :? Yeah, and that useless fucker Sadiq Khan is doing nothing to combat the rise in smirk crimes. It's gotten that bad, folks have started wearing "sneer-...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 21, 2019 6:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4625
Views: 61023

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Our favorite Red Shirt's take on the Catho/Native war: https://www.michaelnugent.com/2019/01/21/catholic-students-bullying/?fbclid=IwAR0Ka8Ll_tS5KGAyzIYxUyRoXSey7khdv7SHzdgkhmCEeUvohczAJcMKxXc Benjamin Boyce https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9eObgJULP0 . As he says (more or less), 3 groups of people...
by TheMudbrooker
Sat Jan 19, 2019 8:09 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Male & female brains are wired the same. (someone just forgot to solder one) ;) https://twitter.com/KaptanHindustan/status/1086630752303890433 Well obviously she had to go over the bar, if she would have bent over to go under it her male companion would have seen it as an invitation to rape her. Be...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Article II. Section 3. U.S. Constitution ...... Trump must have his day. It says nothing of the sort you ignorant bogan fuck. He must give information to Congress from time to time concerning the state of the union, that's it. Presidents up to Woodrow Wilson simply submitted a written report, the c...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Article II. Section 3. U.S. Constitution ...... Trump must have his day. It says nothing of the sort you ignorant bogan fuck. He must give information to Congress from time to time concerning the state of the union, that's it. Presidents up to Woodrow Wilson simply submitted a written report, the c...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 7:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Every time I think I am safely ignoring US politics : :o :o :o https://twitter.com/BrentScher/status/1086024831471112192 :lol: :lol: :lol: Ya, I should not laugh ... but seriously ... it is so hard not to. Credit to Donny for a not too bad comeback, but I still gotta give this round to Nancy. Her t...
by TheMudbrooker
Thu Jan 17, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Brive1987 wrote:

There's nothing sexist here, Gillette is advertising their new line of feminine ass-crack shaving and anal bleaching products.
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
TheMudbrooker wrote: Order now and I'll throw in some Spencer Davis Group absolutely free....call now operators are standing byhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POCUgBSVENQ
You :nin: fucker you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tuVWeIYcVvk
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

just cuz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaC5ZKRjLUM I'll see your Bo Diddley and raise you Muddy Waters and Johnny Winter https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4t2AVTtPSQ Order now and I'll throw in some Spencer Davis Group absolutely free....call now operators are standing by https://www.youtube.com/w...
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: just cuz

I'll see your Bo Diddley and raise you Muddy Waters and Johnny Winterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4t2AVTtPSQ
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

:lol: So, you threaten the President. Then everyone decides you're too ridiculous to worry about. The Secret Service doesn't give a shit. Twitter doesn't give a shit. Trump doesn't give a shit. Look at the date on the tweet. Follow the link. It's STILL there. :twatson: https://i.imgur.com/r8OVsEQ.j...
by TheMudbrooker
Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Back in October, a couple in Barron, a town about thirty miles from me, was murdered and their thirteen year old daughter was abducted. Last week she escaped her captor and he was arrested. https://www.weau.com/content/news/Suspect-in-Closs-killings-Jayme-kidnapping-due-in-court-504309981.html scro...
by TheMudbrooker
Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Back in October, a couple in Barron, a town about thirty miles from me, was murdered and their thirteen year old daughter was abducted. Last week she escaped her captor and he was arrested. https://www.weau.com/content/news/Suspect-in-Closs-killings-Jayme-kidnapping-due-in-court-504309981.html scrol...
by TheMudbrooker
Wed Jan 09, 2019 8:52 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9661

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

No, Matt has no interest in that one. I was pointing out the return of Jen McCreight. ***kazoo fanfare*** I wonder if Watson is going to pony up any money for the panelists. Nah, she'll wait until they've saddled themselves with an obligation to show up before she tells them it's all just unpaid ho...