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by Apples
Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 4042
Views: 57890

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Wat's up, everybotty? It's been awhile :hankey:

Got a lil catching up to do.
by Apples
Mon Apr 04, 2016 4:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

If someone is calling Jenner he because they hate her (for whatever reason) and are thus trying to be a cunt, then the person is essentially agreeing with me. I saw Jenner on TV last week, blathering about women's golf in the Olympics. Ze was stomping all over the green, then totally upstaging some...
by Apples
Mon Apr 04, 2016 2:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

... This flare-up has the potential to turn really nasty at the dog run. Returning home, I told the housemates about it. They said I'm already a "pariah" with those women, that I don't know how much those hags attack me behind my back. Preggo asked me to try to stall any further blow-up until after...
by Apples
Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

that's a great site
by Apples
Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Once when I was a kid I pooped my pants in our front yard. I walked all the way home from school (several miles) having to shit the entire way, but mere feet from our front door, I couldn't hold it anymore so I just stood there and shat in my britches. Good memories... It feels great when you final...
by Apples
Mon Apr 04, 2016 1:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Shatterface wrote:If they ever cast a black James Bond will I have to give up my dreams of an Astin Martin because I'd be committing cultural appropriation?
yup
by Apples
Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:50 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Another similar story I've heard many times is the friend of a friend who once shat himself on a day out so shoplifted a pair of jeans from a market stall. He threw the shitty jeans out of the train's toilet window but when he opened the stolen jeans it turned out they were really a denim jacket. L...
by Apples
Mon Apr 04, 2016 7:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Keating wrote:Men culturally appropriating SJW feminism?
This!
by Apples
Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toad

Brive1987 wrote: I like to think I'm a back seat kid pointing at a fornicating clown as their car speeds by, and the parent mutters "uh huh".

But by all means, lets slow down and u turn for a longer gawk. ;)

http://archive.is/60HhG
:D love you longtime
by Apples
Tue Mar 29, 2016 12:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toad

Dana's blog is now known to the hip as ETEV. She is passively aggressively threatening that she will ("have to") stop writing if you don't donate her a living wage. Because there is no such thing as free wifi and the unemployed are so ..... busy 24x7. do you ever include a fucking link you fucking ...
by Apples
Fri Mar 25, 2016 5:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

by Apples
Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:54 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Refuge of the Toads
Replies: 72028
Views: 9683259

Re: The Refuge of the Toads

Xenu wrote:
I knew Valenti was dumb, but it's amazing how dumb. :twatson:
by Apples
Sun Nov 01, 2015 2:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Reminds me of Doug Stanhope. He was talking about his mom's assisted suicide. He said that as she was drifting off he shook her and said, " no wait mom they just found a cure! Mom!!! Don't press the button. .. oh no!!!" As a joke. Stanhope and Burr are my two favorite comedians - also my two favori...
by Apples
Fri Oct 30, 2015 12:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

As Dave (I think) has just pointed out, there is a search function. But as there are a rather large number of relevant posts, you might take a look at this one by Apples who helpfully provided somewhat of an index, along with a few amusing editorial comments .... ;-) Anyone who missed it the first ...
by Apples
Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Those are some very unpleasant people Modelviewculture has had to resort to interviewing. But it's pretty much what one would expect from The Young Spinster crowd. "Young Spinster crowd" - that is such a fucking apt descriptor for Shanley et al, and folks like Becky and Malady and Amanda Marcotte -...
by Apples
Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:24 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

This all strikes me as dumber than a bag full of Nerd of Redheads, so let me know if I have this right: Heather was born female and identifies as female. Zinnia was born male but, without surgical/chemical intervention, identifies as female. Heather, born/identifies female claims to be a lesbian be...
by Apples
Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:10 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Sunder wrote:Carrier is a dumb fuck, part 2,856:
dumb as a stump.
by Apples
Sat Oct 17, 2015 1:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Lol @ Caruthers
by Apples
Thu Oct 01, 2015 2:17 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Tony Parsehole wrote:Hi everyone. just checking in to say thanks for the laughs and everything. it's been great while I've been here but real life is closing in and I won't be around anymore. Thanks for everything and keep up the good work.
we won

so long and thanks for all the pish
by Apples
Sat Sep 12, 2015 2:45 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/03433/newland01_3433043b.jpg A woman told police of her disbelief when she discovered that her "boyfriend" of two years was a female friend, a jury has heard. The complainant said she thought she was having sex with a man called Kye Fortune, who was recov...
by Apples
Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

If history is any guide, Myers won't be able to withstand the dissent for very long; and there are too many people on the anti-Ophelia side that banning them all would be a problem. He'll be forced to hand her over (reluctantly of course) to the baying mob sooner or later. http://creationoutreach.c...
by Apples
Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Hungerford is quite amusing in her earnest defense of what she regards as common-sense. Smith College has a responsibility to all current and future students to ensure that non-transitioned transwomen, also known as men , are not part of any incoming or outgoing classes at Smith. This should not be...
by Apples
Wed Aug 05, 2015 2:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!
Replies: 47526
Views: 1881630

Re: Happy 3rd Pit Birthday!

Tony Parsehole wrote:Elyse is so, like, edgy. For realz.
Everybody else has like, totally, the most mundane sex life. She's like, even done it with strangers. OMFG. In this day and age? Crazy. Edgy.
http://tinyurl.com/pbtfqov

lol
by Apples
Fri Oct 31, 2014 2:00 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Personally I think Zvan is a rhetorical hero coming up with "at no time did pz imply MNs unintentionally proffered haven was ever actually populated by any notional rapist". A fucking hero. So how did PZ Myers know that Nugent was , allegedly, providing a haven for rapists? If no rapists have ever ...
by Apples
Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:15 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

As an anecdote, my official termination count is 5, 5 arseholes who have been terminated in varying degrees of quickness, The slowest cunt was the guy whose throat i bled, that was pretty. Are you available to babysit my children? Are they Japanese? If so, I recommend Clarence. Fuck sometimes the P...
by Apples
Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

As a guy who really has a hard time finding a job (self doxxing I am a convicted felon) it annoys me when I see people bitching about the lack of employment opportunities. I find many a job. Decent jobs, but I rarely get calls back. Meh. Life sucks. I would assume the best route to take in your sce...
by Apples
Thu Oct 23, 2014 4:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

fuzzy wrote:
Za-zen wrote:As an anecdote, my official termination count is 5, 5 arseholes who have been terminated in varying degrees of quickness, The slowest cunt was the guy whose throat i bled, that was pretty.
Are you available to babysit my children?
:dance: :mrgreen: :dance: :mrgreen: :dance:
by Apples
Thu Oct 23, 2014 1:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

I understand they use silicone as a binder in them. I tried Chicken Mc Nuggets once and almost immediately projectile vomited them back out. I don't have a particularly soft stomach and seldom get nauseous but there must have been something in them I was somehow sensitive to. I fucken love Chicken ...
by Apples
Wed Oct 22, 2014 3:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

jet_lagg wrote:Phil, is your post at Nugent's a joke flying right over my head, or did you just have some sort of stroke?
Don't worry - no need to link /diaf
by Apples
Wed Oct 22, 2014 12:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

jimthepleb wrote:This #fckh8 campaign is utter bollocks.
Looks like a diversionary tactic during #gg
They're grifters. Speaking of #teeshirtgate ....

See here and here or let your google do the walking.
by Apples
Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote:(Nec, don't get too worked out on all this. Think of it as some way to measure your character.)
Nec, by "character," he means, "penis." What he means is you have small penis.
by Apples
Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:23 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

And with that, sir, you've fallen hard for his clever ruse. You see, as he repeatedly said afterwards, in a totally convincing and not at all desperately overcompensating way, he was laughing the entire time . He wanted you to think that posting "Go fuck yourself" over and over was the act of a man...
by Apples
Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:22 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Nec, you are an autistic French scat-muncher. Retard.
by Apples
Wed Oct 22, 2014 2:16 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

As I replied in HuffPo ... <snip> So is this you're way of telling us you have autism? You might want to make that more explicit in your posts. Looking through this thread I see the word "retard" used numerous times. I don't see words like "nigger", "queer", "poofter", "dyke" used at all. It tells ...
by Apples
Tue Oct 21, 2014 7:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

NoGodsEver wrote:
another lurker wrote:
bovarchist wrote:
Fuckin' Abbotsford. Why am I not surprised?

I knew a guy who was from Abbotsford. Total asshat.
Worst limerick ever.
:lol:
by Apples
Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

TheMan wrote:Soon Nec. It's just going to be you and me... Son
http://ts2.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.6079941 ... =122&W=160
by Apples
Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Just went back and skimmed through what I missed while I was away right after Skep's doxxing. I knew the bitter arguing would continue, but didn't expect Myerku to get so mad he'd actually leave. Ah well. I guess I can turn the images back on now. It was always on the cards after t-shirtgate, I thi...
by Apples
Tue Oct 21, 2014 1:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

free thoughtpolice wrote:Any fans of "American Psycho" out there?
Fucken great movie. Book pretty good, too.
by Apples
Sun Oct 19, 2014 3:51 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

I seem to not be getting an answer to the last question. Let me be more frank, have I been wasting my time with a forum that is homophobic? Well, for my part, I would say that having some booty is more important than drinking water. I like booty. During the 1970s and 80s, when I see one, and he loo...
by Apples
Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

by Apples
Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/891/9676403521.jpg

I thought of Matt C. when I saw this. As my grampa, who was an OSS officer, said, "People are sheep!"
by Apples
Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:59 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

whoever linked that slate star codex article is fucking great and I love you [img.]http://i.giphy.com/2KHcV9MTdSGaI.gif[/img] I think I agree with almost everything that SSC guy says, and I think he's smart and a good writer. I'm not totally sure, b/c I've never read one of his posts all the way to...
by Apples
Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:38 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

dogen wrote:
another lurker wrote:Animals are different from us in degree, not kind.
Too true. I have a PhD in Astrophysics, whereas my cat Winston only has a bachelor's in Comparative Facesitting.
beautifully done

**********
another lurker wrote:Flanks for the skanks
:clap:
by Apples
Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:36 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/891/8184508411.png
http://web.archive.org/web/201410172321 ... hives/6611

LOL Dick Handbag's use of "it's" in that paragraph is a real tour de force.
by Apples
Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

She may be right - does she know what pyrrhic actually means?
by Apples
Fri Oct 17, 2014 2:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

@tina

:clap: :dance: :clap:
by Apples
Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Some NYTimes pieces of potential interest to pitsters: Maureen Dowd on "Gone Girl": http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/10/12/sunday-review/12dowd/12dowd-master675.jpg ... Given my choice between allowing portrayals of women who are sexually manipulative, erotically aggressive, fearless in a derange...
by Apples
Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Seriously why the fuck is he crying like I am some Feminist troll. Fucks sake. I merely commented on the audio and he went off the rails. I was never sure where I stood with AVfM but now I am fairly sure that they are no better than the feminists the fight against. I want nothing to do with Paul or...
by Apples
Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

What's the basis for your 'strong doubt'? I see her as the most likely suspect. It's suddenly put her in all the headlines, and any & all opposition to her can now be guiltified by association. It's perfect for her. And we know she's a liar and a con artist. There are many reasons. The first is tha...
by Apples
Thu Oct 16, 2014 9:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Dear fellow shitlords - If you post here all the time, please register an account. That way people can make sure to put you on their friends list so your awesome stuff will be highlighted for them and they'll never miss a post. As ConcH2O suggested earlier, if you post about how this that and the ot...
by Apples
Thu Oct 16, 2014 3:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

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Sarkeesian's twitter timeline is like a machine at the moment. She just spouts non-stop rhetoric and people lap it up. Amazing. Her death threat was an absolute gift. Literally couldn't have been better if she had done it herself. Sarkeesian is now a 'pioneer'. http://www.bbc.co.uk/search?q=anita%2...
by Apples
Wed Oct 15, 2014 2:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

I'm happier for you than I am for your "mate" - although I am beginning to reconsider that. The "heroes" would have been bums and hobos starving to death in the US. And look what it did for female emancipation and women in the workforce. Never mind the completely fucked US economy which the Republi...
by Apples
Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

The Bjarte Marathon is by far my favorite Pit thing that's happened since I've been here. I laugh-cried more than once. Too damn funny! Rapists keep spreading this rumour That Bjartes´s as fun as a tumour But slapstick is dead, so i´ll keep you fed With my Bjarte-approved fap-schlick humour "fap-...
by Apples
Wed Oct 15, 2014 9:08 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Over the years I've done a fair bit of demolition/remodeling work in area hospitals and if you want to see something truly disturbing, have a look inside the ductwork. With all the layers of accumulated filth it's amazing that anyone can spend five minutes in those rooms without contracting some dr...
by Apples
Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

I like Nugent's quip in that Islam post and the video therein: "Is Islam a religion of peace? That’s like asking is a rainbow yellow? Parts of it are, but the rainbow itself is not." http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/887/8028179574.jpg Speaking of colors - it's been noted before, but - Is Michae...
by Apples
Tue Oct 14, 2014 2:27 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

A friend of mine who passed away a couple of years ago told me he went to the same high school as Janis Joplin in East Texas. He and his buddies had a rock and roll combo and there was this chobby chick folk singer type they wouldn't let into their band, and that was Janis Joplin. D'oh! http://uplo...
by Apples
Sun Oct 12, 2014 5:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

twocunts wrote:
Pitchguest wrote:... I can deal with one cunt, but several? Can people stop being cunts, please? Please? :pray:
So after lurking here for some five months, THIS is the post that finally gets me to jump out of the bushes and go 'boo'!
:cdc: :cdc:
by Apples
Sun Oct 12, 2014 12:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...
Replies: 64537
Views: 1984708

Re: Nerds. Nerds EVERYWHERE...

Eskarina wrote:BTW, the Nash-equilibrium requires rational players to work. Myers is hardly that. Neither are you.
http://community.fortunecity.ws/skyscra ... n_t_ma.jpg