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by Bhurzum
Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:39 pm
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I got my first HR complaint against me within 2 months of starting at Oracle: my "The Internet is for Porn" mouse mat from Avenue Q was creating a hostile work environment. I got my first "interview with no biscuits" (read: face-melting bollocking by my sergeant-major) for wearing a "Rage Against T...
by Bhurzum
Sun Oct 23, 2022 2:30 pm
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Interesting: https://richardhanania.substack.com/p/a-psychological-theory-of-the-culture Made it half way through then it became white noise. Because attention span of a...wait, is that an icecream van I hear? https://media4.giphy.com/media/3ofT5AX5npNrxAsJEs/200.gif Note: I actually read the entir...
by Bhurzum
Sun Oct 23, 2022 2:22 pm
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screwtape wrote: Bhurzum, you're a good lad and I wish you well in surviving Nicola's Brave New Scotland.
Back at ya with a tartan ribbon and a nugget of deep-fried shortbread on.
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:41 pm
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Lsuoma wrote: Meh. Y'only like this coz she looks like Twatson...
How dare you, sir! You take that back!
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:02 pm
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Speaking of beasts...my last ever 'pit guitar vid:



Morbid Angel!

\m/
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:00 pm
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Steersman wrote: You old softie, you ...😉
It's very much an anthem sung by most British squaddies, especially whilst in our cups.
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 22, 2022 7:40 pm
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FT smells of pee, wears unfashionable clothing, can't fight and dances like a mental patient wearing an adult diaper full of hot cack.

https://c.tenor.com/nMd7buJR3i4AAAAC/tw ... r-arse.gif
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 22, 2022 7:38 pm
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John D wrote: And fuck off FT. You are acting like such an ass on the way out… Really… what the fuck is wrong with you? Asshole
It's an extinction explosion/burst.

/sniggering
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 22, 2022 9:35 am
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:cry:
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 20, 2022 1:10 pm
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After a few months more than ten years, I am finally planning to close this down for posting this coming weekend. You can't imagine how sad this makes me. Even though the 'pit is a relatively small (and very niche) site, it has become quite important to me for a variety of reasons. Sure, I may not ...
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 18, 2022 1:47 pm
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Now that's vile! Can you imagine taking a lungful of the gas?
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 18, 2022 2:39 am
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What in the actual fuck?



I mean, yes, I "get" that animals fart, snore and cough but some of this has gotta be fake, right? Also, as an ex-cavalry soldier, you'd think I'd know this shit. Thank god for tanks...
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 17, 2022 9:35 am
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I have endured the entire first season of "Rings Of Power" and can confirm it's Tolkien in name only. To say the writers paid lip-service to the source material is understatement of the century. It's a shoddy, badly written fan-fic full of invented characters, new plot-points, incredibly inconsisten...
by Bhurzum
Sun Oct 16, 2022 12:00 pm
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Okay bitch… go for it ftp. Write something funny. Come on you pussy. You have never written anything funny here. Can you accept this challenge???? Here you go you obnoxious little cockroach: What I find funny is how you write about what a wonderful husband and father because you make lots of money ...
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 15, 2022 11:28 am
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If you think that is not a veiled threat then you are serial stabber of children that plays with their assholes after they are dead.. You know, cause you really are fixated on assholes. I don't think John is part of the LGBTQ community... https://www.lastmovieoutpost.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/10/...
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 14, 2022 4:14 am
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Thoughts?
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 13, 2022 2:01 pm
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fafnir wrote: It's Atheism+ without the self-awareness (if such a thing is possible).
https://media.tenor.com/images/78de19e3 ... 997865/raw
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 12, 2022 2:30 am
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jet_lagg wrote:
fafnir wrote:
Tue Oct 11, 2022 5:02 am
Does Sarah Silverman have anything interesting and non-generic to say about anything important?
Does it matter?


Her hotness, subjective though it may be, is negated by the fact that Jimmy "Button Mushroom" Kimmel has sullied her twinkle-cave.
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 07, 2022 9:25 pm
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Very interesting video. I was vaguely aware of Tate but after this, I think I'm going to delve a little deeper into his content. Obviously I'm not in agreement with several things he says during this interview but he's a funny dude, seems to enjoy ruffling feathers (I'm cut from similar cloth) and i...
by Bhurzum
Sun Oct 02, 2022 10:03 am
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The lighter side of shit-postery...

by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 01, 2022 1:24 pm
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Bhurzum wrote: Heh...I wouldn't rush to play that game, FTP, "The loony left" is infamous for the high percentage fugly bastards within its ranks. I'm all for treating the nutcases on the extreme side of the left and the right with equal amounts of derision. Fair and balanced - gets my seal of appr...
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 01, 2022 12:53 pm
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I saw her first boys! Heh...I wouldn't rush to play that game, FTP, "The loony left" is infamous for the high percentage fugly bastards within its ranks. Remember: 99% of trans* ladies (lol!), sex jugglers, furries, fat acceptance ham-beasts (and their keepers), outraged post-wall feminists and oth...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 30, 2022 10:47 pm
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Bhurzum, check this out, especially the second piece Waltz #3: <snippety> Again, an insanely talented young lady. The speed and crispness of her playing is probably responsible for many people quitting guitar - knowing you're unlikely to ever be this good, yeah, that'll do it! I think I've posted t...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 30, 2022 5:06 pm
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Sweet jesus (bouncing on a pogo stick) - this is some top tier TV: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FdNo4UYWIAEXdjD?format=jpg&name=small I've binged my way to the last three episodes but don't want to continue - I'm trying to delay the end of the series! The acting is fantastic, the sets and costumes ar...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 29, 2022 10:27 pm
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free thoughtpolice wrote: Posting this for Classical Guitar fans here.
outube.com/watch?v=iXk_e1Lkr74
That was beautiful, the perfect start to my day.

Cheers for the link.
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 27, 2022 12:39 pm
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'm wondering how much pancetta is in her panini.
Mmmm...gorgonzola!

by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 27, 2022 10:54 am
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As the Meloni-meltdown begins and the MSM rushes to slap "Fascist" stickers all over her, all I can think about is what colour her knickers are and whether or not she has shaved a little "Hitler 'tache" into her pubes. https://hellas.postsen.com/content/uploads/2022/09/26/779aec6ca9.jpg I mean, I wo...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:04 pm
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MarcusAu wrote:
Service Dog wrote: I regard Alex Jones as at-least 3/4 nonsense. But some portion of that remaining 1/4-- is of value...
I reckon there are probably other people for whom 25% is not a passing grade.

I guess the devil is in the details.
His brain supplements turned my cat gay.
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 26, 2022 2:58 pm
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Now don't shoot me for a silly suggestion, but normally If you reduce the window size below a certain width you will see that the video list shifts from the right hand edge to a vertical list below the current vid. Perhaps related to your problem in some way? I would expect to see comments at the e...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 25, 2022 8:50 pm
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Yeah, maybe check whether you're in a restricted 'child' mode. Already checked, matey. I've been fiddling with my network settings (as per an obscure "fix" I found in the bowels of the web) and "flushing my DNS" appears to have semi-fixed it - I now have a shorter scrollable list of video thumbnail...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 25, 2022 12:23 pm
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Quick tech question for all you PC guru types: Why can I no longer view the "comments" section of youtube? When I open a video and scroll down, instead of seeing the usual cess-pit of outrage and trolling, I'm presented with a scrollable list (a looong list) of thumbnails relating to other videos. M...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 25, 2022 12:03 pm
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More cover-goodness featuring the fairer sex. Top tune, brilliant rendition and an excellent channel!

by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 25, 2022 4:28 am
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Service Dog wrote: “My daughter has seen everything from fornication, masturbation, defecation, urination, you name it, she has seen it. ...
Well, that's what happens when you party with Dave Silverman and Richard "Slimer" Carrier...
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 24, 2022 1:08 am
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https://citizenfreepress.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/butt-baby.jpg I shared this with a few family and friends on failbook. Imagine my horror when the expected mockery didn't arrive but was replaced by comments about understanding, empathy and expressions of love. I need new family and friends -...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 23, 2022 2:53 am
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Went for my morning constitutional slightly earlier than normal, I usually go for my walk at 07:30 but due to my screwy sleep-cycle, I headed out at 06:00. Very chilly morning (could actually see my breath hanging thick in the air) but clear visibility and very crisp and refreshing to the lungs. As ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 22, 2022 10:44 am
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Well, that was a crowd-pleaser: three times around the bowl, and pointed at both ends! :hankey: :hankey: :hankey: I'm currently experimenting with mixed curry powders, assorted hot spices and other bowel-blasting ingredients. My last experimental meal, chicken breasts in a vindaloo and garlic sauce...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 21, 2022 10:27 am
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And bears who show up for the garbage buffet hate getting plunked by them! heh. https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/mature-couple-standing-by-camp-fire-at-sunset-picture-id1224137118?k=20&m=1224137118&s=612x612&w=0&h=eFpCQvL9Pxe8YmCaTkCxgRrExsdyxKpu_RCRH02eAqM= "Look, that bear has patches of neon...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 21, 2022 5:16 am
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Do the Airsoft clubs attract vets? That was the impression I got when I had a look at my local one. They were serious as shit. Old buddy of mine co-owns an airsoft facility in the South of England. He says it's quite popular with currently active soldiers but not so popular with ex-military. Might ...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 20, 2022 10:27 pm
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And, it turns out, we're strangers! ...who know a whole-lot about each-other. It's weird. There's just a certain lack of chemistry. What a funny thing to discover, after all this time. Can relate. In high school, I used to drool over a girl in my "Registration" class (a head-count to identify anyon...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 20, 2022 1:01 pm
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Would you expect small squad tactics to translate well to airsoft? I tried the game out for the first time a while back with some guys I'd just met and we were shot to hell by a father and his two pre-teen sons that were using some actual commands. Absolutely. If your team knows how to give accurat...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:31 am
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free thoughtpolice wrote: How did you do that? Sorcery?
heh - basic image tags.

Also, to reduce my shit-posting count, check this out. I didn't think it would translate well to the guitar but...wow! It's a slightly different vibe to a piano rendition but is still beautiful!

by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:38 am
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Bhurzum wrote: Imagine having ten guys or girls, all trained/coached to your own personal standards, reacting instantly to your orders/hand signals by laying down a blistering tsunami of deadly fire.
My bad!

(edit button, routinely)
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 19, 2022 8:34 am
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Well, the handgun techniques you suggested a while back had miraculous results. :D At the risk of sounding like an arrogant jerk, I wish I could actually coach you in-the-flesh. I've been known to turn the most horrible shot(s) in the unit (clerks, dental techs, members of the band etc) into lethal...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 19, 2022 5:25 am
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Holy shit - this place is like a feminist diner but cranked all the way to eleven!

by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 18, 2022 9:59 pm
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After she was done shooting, I'd also let her use my bore snake. Whilst she's using your bore snake, you could be checking out her "golden circle" - yes, that's another seriously nerdy firearms theory term. When "fault checking" a new/novice shooter, as part of training the battle-shot, the instruc...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 18, 2022 11:13 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: With a prone Lauren Southern, however, I'd place the beaten zone to the rear.
Agreed.

She'd have a few sore spots but not on her shoulder!

:P
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:21 am
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For Matt. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCjDjQF6rjg Note: If you're into firearms theory (nerdy, I know), there are several points in the above video wherein you can clearly see the footprint of "the beaten zone" (first strike to last graze and beyond) and visualize the area-of-effect principle be...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 18, 2022 10:07 am
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Service Dog wrote: I know a couple guys who went to a porn convention. They looked at how the girls treated various fans.

They vowed: "Next year, we're coming-back in wheelchairs."
https://i.gifer.com/NbOw.gif
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 18, 2022 6:23 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Lauren Southern, in stretch pants, prone, firing an MG 42. And Brive thought this was just in his dreams.
You had me at "stretch pants" :o

https://c.tenor.com/tunN996VLCIAAAAM/wolf-animated.gif
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 16, 2022 1:33 am
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Holy fuck...Rings Of Power is so, so bad! I think I've endured as much as I can - episode four was the final straw.

Fuck that show and super-ultra-double-aids-fuck everyone responsible for shitting it into existence.

/rant
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 14, 2022 11:59 pm
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Two of these patients (two eyes) underwent PKP > 20 years ago and had no history of acute or chronic corneal allograft rejection [33,38]. As a triple-vaxxed person who had a penetrating keratoplasty 27 years ago, I'll be ... <cough> ... keeping an eye on this. Eyepatches are cool as fuck. Doubly so...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 13, 2022 11:16 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Q: Why was it called 'Dahomey'?
A: Cuz that's where they lived.
Q: Why was it called 'Dahomey'?
A: Cuz "DaHomo" was already taken by Gazi Kodzo.

:bjarte:
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:44 pm
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Heh... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RDaPV_rJ1Y&t=2s The comments section is hilarious! Not only are the producers of this show playing footloose and fancy-free with the facts surrounding the "amazonian" warriors (spoiler: they got humped by the French), they're also ignoring, erasing or flat-out...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 12, 2022 11:22 am
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Lsuoma wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Vanessa Feltz
Please, can we not invoke memories of that hideous, greasy, stinking, blubber-mungeous sack of putrid shit?

Fuck sake...
So, how do you like the idea of calling that sandwich you posted a Feltz Burger?
Maybe those vegan chaps are onto something...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:55 am
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Lsuoma wrote: Vanessa Feltz
Please, can we not invoke memories of that hideous, greasy, stinking, blubber-mungeous sack of putrid shit?

Fuck sake...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:48 am
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Lsuoma wrote: Also, how can you tell when it's your sister's period? You can taste the blood on your father's cock.
If you're putting a baby into a blender, why should you do it feet-first?

So you can jizz on its face as it starts to scream.

(think this is the most vile "joke" I've ever heard)
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:08 am
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Bhurzum wrote:
Service Dog wrote: But Lizzo's over a ton gash doesn't fit in overton's window.
FTFY.
Addendum - if the police ever search her, she's fucked. There's more crack in her knickers than the whole of Harlem!