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by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 09, 2022 4:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

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"plug & tug" (It's a taught technique in the military) & on YouTube ! Pounce tugs, (if you want them) That was quite entertaining. Also, as a side-note, the dude who designed the knife is the spitting-image of a guy who used to work for me in the garrison detention facility - shave the beard, throw...
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 09, 2022 1:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

May have linked this before, don't care. Awesome cover by one of the most under-rated voices in music!



:dance: :clap:
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Swinging a bag of radios at the victim's head was use of deadly force. That is what justified the use of deadly force in response.
Reminds me of this.

by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 08, 2022 7:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Doods come in with masks and steal shit. Shop owner says leave. One dood jumps the counter threatening the owners personal safety. Owner protects his safety with reasonable defensive tools.... and... somehow this is the owners fault. I'm just waiting for a rapist to sue his victim because he caught...
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 07, 2022 9:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

They now sell marshmallows with the chocolate already cocooned inside. And I automated the rest of the S'mores process. https://i.imgur.com/lo5sMQLm.jpg The chocolate in the marshmallows isn't correct. It's more like a Charleston Chew, than Hershey's. But it does make the uncooked marshmallows a be...
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 07, 2022 10:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Doods come in with masks and steal shit. Shop owner says leave. One dood jumps the counter threatening the owners personal safety. Owner protects his safety with reasonable defensive tools.... and... somehow this is the owners fault. I'm just waiting for a rapist to sue his victim because he caught...
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 07, 2022 5:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Yet another Rings Of Power meme-video...

by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 06, 2022 6:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

More on the vape store stabbing...

by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 06, 2022 6:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

The guy with the knife was relaxed and chose his time perfectly. Looks to have had training/experience. It's the "plug & tug" he employed with the last stab (stick the knife in then yank on it) that made my eyes water. (It's a taught technique in the military) I'd be surprised if the shop owner was...
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 06, 2022 4:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Fucking ouch! That last one was seriously painful looking!

by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 06, 2022 9:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

John D wrote: Can't we just kill these evil drivers but strapping them to the barrier during an automotive crash test? Image how much we could learn by their execution.
Back-breaking labour for the betterment of their community.

Until they drop.

Use their ashes to grit the roads at winter.
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 06, 2022 1:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Service Dog wrote: Have you seen The Northman?
Yes, very enjoyable movie full of subverted expectations.
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 05, 2022 8:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

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Just watched "Prey" - the latest movie in the "Predator" series. There was a lot of rumbling about it being an SJW-fest, anti-man, anti-white people, full of forced diversity etc. Utter bollocks. Sure, the protagonist, a commanche girl, is at odds with her culture and traditions (female hunters are ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 05, 2022 7:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

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Slipknot Good Iowa boys. The came along after I left Iowa... and after my rapmetal roadie years... but I'm glad they lasted so long. Yup. I don't think I've heard anything they've done that I didn't like. Also, I've only seen them live a couple of times but they were shit-hot, played a ton of mater...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 05, 2022 6:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

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I can't stand 200-500 person rock venues now... with perfect digital sound systems, everybody is bathed & unsweaty in new clothes, no cig or weed smoke in the air. Only phones held high. Feels like I'm not really there. Last gig I went to was the polar opposite - young female lance corporal I was "...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

free thoughtpolice wrote: Alien life landed on front step.
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There's good eatin' on that and a leg each for the whole family!
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

AndrewV69 wrote: According to the chart, I died 50 years ago, so the little I may or may not have done (and I refuse to answer) did not matter one way or the other.
heh.

I might have attained immortality or I may need to get my affairs in order!

Fuck.
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

fuzzy wrote: According to this study, if you eat a peanut butter and jam sandwich every half hour you will live forever. Screenshot_20220804-173729-151.png
https://www.the-sun.com/health/3506610/ ... ter-jelly/
I wonder where/how vagina scores?
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 04, 2022 6:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: "Racial Justice Work Group."


:P
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 02, 2022 7:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 144
Views: 1580

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: a certain melanated demographic.
Fucking Bhangra bangers...

https://c.tenor.com/-Rug48uNPHsAAAAC/fwpraj-fwp.gif

No?
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 02, 2022 1:02 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

N'yuk!



I bet that stings in the shower...
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 01, 2022 7:31 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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AndrewV69 wrote: I thought you were being serious till I got to the part about "crisis actors". So you trust AP? Can you say why?
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictio ... /credulous

https://c.tenor.com/ZC2b4KA2A-oAAAAM/witch-witches.gif

:P
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 31, 2022 3:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...



:P
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 31, 2022 9:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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I find stories like that fascinating. I'm a big fan of sites like Abandoned America and Atlas Obscura, and whenever we're on the road I try to look out interesting places to visit. I'm a huge fan of the "living off-grid" kinda stuff - folks building cabins in the woods, growing their own crops, fis...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 30, 2022 2:59 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Hey Steerzo - ever heard of Kitsault? https://justinmcelroy.com/2022/07/26/visiting-canadas-50-million-1980s-ghost-town/ There's something incredibly sad about that. So much hope, the ambitions and potential of the families, all cut to naught by miserable luck. Also, as the author stated, it bears ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 29, 2022 11:26 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Holy shit!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 29, 2022 10:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: 2020:
Stay home, save lives

2022:
Where's our vax already so we can continue to have butt sex with strangers we meet in mens' rooms?
Ooh, ooh, I got a new one...Rest Room Rubella!

:)
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 29, 2022 9:03 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Primate-pumper-pox.
"The" Chimpansy.
Silverback spunk syphilis.
Galloping Mandrill (a personal favorite!).
Simian semen syndrome.
Terminal monkey-banger.
https://c.tenor.com/gISUvaCfgOAAAAAM/monkey.gif
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 28, 2022 10:47 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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The very highest of praise!

by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 27, 2022 9:49 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Lsuoma wrote: I'd like to see Tarkovsy do Star Wars à la Stalker, but fuck, it'd be around 45 months long.
You say that like it's a bad thing...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 26, 2022 12:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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jet_lagg wrote: It couldn't be any worse than the series.

My inner child has been beaten to a pulp, raped and had cigars stubbed out on his eyeballs.

Fucking Disney and their pandering to the rainbow mob...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:32 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Additional to last/disclaimer - I didn't actually read the article, I couldn't face it.

:(
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 26, 2022 11:29 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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The fruitification™ of beloved fictional characters continues. Turns out Obi-Wan Kenobi was a jizz gargling silky-boy all along... https://i.ytimg.com/vi/BUzQDbcgqq0/maxresdefault.jpg https://boundingintocomics.com/2022/07/25/new-star-wars-padawan-prequel-novel-implies-obi-wan-kenobi-is-bisexual/ Ma...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 25, 2022 8:49 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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RIP to Alan Grant - creator or co-creator of such comic characters as 'The Bogie Man', Middenface McNulty and 'Sam Slade Robo-Hunter'. Many lives would be a little less jing-ful without him. https://www.scotsman.com/whats-on/arts-and-entertainment/alan-grant-tributes-flood-in-for-scottish-comic-boo...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:51 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Steersman wrote: Though it's partly a case of choosing one's battles.
Ah, but around these here parts you have your battles assigned to you. It's almost like they're an antisocial construct.

:P
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 24, 2022 10:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Service Dog wrote: I didn't even realize The Scottish Question was a problem, but Steersman has a Final Solution.
Is it heroin? It's heroin, isn't it?

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... A&usqp=CAU
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 24, 2022 1:19 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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On a much, much lighter note - how fucking awesome is Nick Cave?



Bliss!
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 24, 2022 1:15 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Indeed, though others including Paul Graham - first link more or less courtesy of SD - and Mark Twain did the same, earlier and much earlier: <snip> You can be the world's greatest thinker, an outstanding philosopher, a top-notch scientist and all-round nice guy but none of that, not one bit, will ...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 23, 2022 11:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Acting tough, in the name of the arbitrary tribe on which you rely for the self-worth you failed to develop on your own, is actually weak.
Heh!

That made me laugh!
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 23, 2022 8:56 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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free thoughtpolice wrote: You've turned into a hippy.
Of all the things you could call me, that name cuts the deepest! I fucking hate hippies!

:evil:
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 23, 2022 8:08 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Well, in a futile attempt at lightening the mood here... I spent the day with my niece, her BF, my nephew and his buddy walking my hounds (ok, they' belong to my niece now but I'll always view them as mine!) in a massive country park. The dogs were their usual slobbering, snuffling sacks of furry-en...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 22, 2022 12:02 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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John D wrote: I don't want to build up a new bunch of relationships cause most people are fucking cunts in the end...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 21, 2022 1:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: The Happiest Place On Earth™



Needs more "WORLD STAR, NIGGA!"
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 21, 2022 11:05 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Instead, look forward to Suzy Deadlegs-- an overweight HIV-positive black lesbian ukrainian muslim in a wheelchair. Shouting Maoist slogans as she's wheeled-around the English National Opera. Don't you dare laugh at her alopecia. Not going to lie, not only did I laugh out loud, I also got a semi-wo...
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 20, 2022 10:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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What in the actual fuck?

by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 20, 2022 5:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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John D wrote: The definition of autism is just this sort of vague list of personality traits. Kind of a useless word now.
It's only a matter of time until it's a sexuality.

https://c.tenor.com/5JUtgd1OxJcAAAAM/do ... ndrome.gif
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 19, 2022 5:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 147801

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Nerd-porn cranked up to 11...

by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 19, 2022 3:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Service Dog wrote: She is sorely in need of being slapped-around by Bhurzo
https://i.imgflip.com/1pjb92.jpg

Oh yeah!

:P
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 18, 2022 2:13 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Service Dog wrote: The big black guy she's with in the video <snip>
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/65228718.jpg

Most memes are rooted in reality or have a grain of truth to them. Time will tell...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 17, 2022 10:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Cultural appropriation par excellence : Aamazing voice ... <snip> Wasted potential. She could make a fortune twerking, grinding her box into the camera and singing about wet-ass pussy. https://c.tenor.com/g8pmXcAQnlgAAAAM/bardi-gang-cardi-cardi-b-wap.gif In all seriousness, it's not my cup of tea b...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Speaking of things that look kinda gay...have I posted this before? I'm a massive fan of "Muse" and the track in question (Exogenesis symphony pt.3) but the addition of the skaters just pushes things into the realm of art. And no, I don't care if it makes me look light on the loafers! https://www.yo...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 17, 2022 12:26 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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One friend, though, Brian, turned out straight. I think I recounted how he instantly memorized all of Sweeney Todd and sang it on the bus ride home. Brian was a big, chubby, uncoordinated goober. Nicest, most sincere person imaginable, but no good at anything - not sports, certainly not with girls,...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 17, 2022 10:39 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Quote fail.

:bjarte:
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 17, 2022 10:38 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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John D wrote:
This is close. Best scene from "Fisher King".
[/quote]

Never seen it. However, I'm reminded of "Cupid Stunt" by the late-great Kenny Everett...

by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 17, 2022 6:03 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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John D wrote: As you all know I am totally not gay...
"not" gay...

https://c.tenor.com/JWofPiMcdbcAAAAC/sarcasm-sign.gif
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 15, 2022 8:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Bhurzum has a hankering for her fish taco.
I'd wear her like a gas-mask!
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 13, 2022 2:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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It's the [Insert protagonist name here] show. Introduce protagonist, slowly but surely erode his credibility, worth, abilities and standing with the viewer(s) Whilst... Introduce [Insert "strong woman" character here], slowly but surely undermine protagonist, openly mock him, out-perform him and rep...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:48 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
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Lsuoma wrote: Looks like the leadership contest has started kicking off in the UK...

PritisHat.jpg
Yes, yes, politics and what-not.

Let me know when she sets up an "Only Fans" account and starts pounding her kebab for cash.

https://c.tenor.com/5lLcKZgmIhgAAAAC/am ... ateman.gif