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by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 18, 2021 8:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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John D wrote: I would have pepper sprayed this fucker.

outube.com/watch?v=i3QlL6YcCIs
A $20 solution to a $5 problem.

I'd have gone with this...

https://c.tenor.com/Iqhl7lUTxW0AAAAC/ch ... -punch.gif

Followed by brushing his teeth with my steel toe-caps.
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 17, 2021 11:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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MarcusAu wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: It's 04:47hrs...
and

ww.youtube.com/watch?v=6fJU7ZLrGjI
I still feel cheated...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 17, 2021 7:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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But cunt on cunt (oo-er, missus!!) is always rewarding to see. It's 04:47hrs, I was fast asleep when all of a sudden my "letch senses" started tingling! Rubbing the sleep from my eyes, I stumbled through to the computer. "Somewhere, something amazing just happened" I thought to myself. Imagine my d...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 16, 2021 4:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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John D wrote: I thought she might be really angry about this whole thing, but this morning she politely asked me to put lotion on her back and we discussed having BLTs for dinner. Hmmmm. I think this can work.
That sounds good, John. I hope everything works out for you guys.
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 16, 2021 3:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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MarcusAu wrote: That picture...

...could you give me a couple of minutes.
https://wompampsupport.azureedge.net/fe ... Fohyou.jpg
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 16, 2021 1:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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School orders girl, 13, to change uniform because her ankles ‘could distract teachers’ https://www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/leeds-schoolgirl-13-sent-isolation-21581172 The offending uniform: https://i2-prod.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/article21581911.ece/ALTERNATES/s615b/2_IMG_1547.jpg...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Beating the dead horse that is Elyse, I'm sure I remember her being linked to shit - scat-porn, shitting herself or something along those lines. There's a definite connection there although it may just be my misfiring noggin.

When I read "Elyse" my brain yells "Shit skank" :puke-right:
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Elyse was raped five times every week, three of those by the same masked man hiding in the same bush by her driveway. Elyse would stay out five nights a week until morning, then cry and hug her two children saying, "mommy got raped again last night." This was while Elyse was editor of Becky Watson'...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Don't know whether she was a locomotive (used to pull trains) but her husband, Brian, looked like the Alpha Cuck. She used to go out and celebrate bringing home a whole bunch of other guys' swimmers in her snizz... She sounds delightful! Just the kinda gal you'd be proud to take home to meet mother.
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 15, 2021 2:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Was her name Elyse, by any chance?
She's the aids looking skank with the shit fetish, right?

Eeeeew!!!

https://c.tenor.com/7X0kqq36--IAAAAd/ki ... hrower.gif
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 15, 2021 9:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Spent most of my adult life ignoring that rule. Crazy is managable, if you treat it like walking barefoot over hot coals. Heh. *Warning* Angry semi-literate rant *Warning* Well, I would agree with your opinion but for one glaring problem - I have witnessed first-hand how badly a psycho chick can ru...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 14, 2021 8:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Bhurz thought she was AOC. C'mon, be honest - you'd blast her back doors clean off their hinges! https://cms.qz.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/AOC-Met-Gala.jpg?quality=75&strip=all&w=410&h=615 Although with her crazy-commie ways and drooling retardation, you would be breaking a pretty important lif...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 14, 2021 10:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Lsuoma wrote: you're not hinting subconsciously that you want to see what banging an overweight trans-male is like, are you?
https://memegenerator.net/img/instances ... -haram.jpg
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Lsuoma wrote: Oh, come on Mr Pepperami, even she would have been able to cope with you.
You misunderstand - it's not the size, it's the reek of rancid cheese, cack and congealed hooker blood she'd struggle with.
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 12, 2021 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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<snip> Oddly, I’ve enticed 1100 Twitter hanger-ons (to date) while I berate vegans and those who reject the obvious low-fat conspiracy enacted by Ancel Keys. 😉<snip> A very interesting post, Brive, and criminal though it may be to lock onto your closing words so that I can shit-post, I'm afraid I'm...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 12, 2021 3:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Keating wrote: I meant the plastic eating dog…
That would be punching well above my weight, I'm not Richard Carrier!
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Girl next door instantly turned green, started gulping and wheezing then proceeded to blow her breakfast all over the floor. Must admit, I am slightly haunted by the memories... Did you get the date? Nah, she was just a mate. Besides, with her gag reflex, I don't think she'd have been much cop...
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 11, 2021 11:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Just your own eggs to scoop up I've already assaulted the 'pit's collective sensibilities with one poop-talk, I don't think Fascist Tit would tolerate number two. FT is more tolerant than you suggest. But you remind me of something that came up (figure of speech) at the dinner table the other day. ...
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 11, 2021 12:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Keating wrote: Just your own eggs to scoop up
I've already assaulted the 'pit's collective sensibilities with one poop-talk, I don't think Fascist Tit would tolerate number two.
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 11, 2021 12:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Tough to let them go, but sounds like they will be more able to be dogs, and will have extra slobbers for when you visit. Aye, I think my niece (and her bloke) will be able to give them a great home. Don't get me wrong, I always made sure they got at least two good walks every day (all weather, no ...
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 11, 2021 12:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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So sorry. Are you able to handle a little lap dog? My Pekingese mix takes very little care... and she is still a lot of fun. I take her for walks and she only strolls about three houses away. She sleeps on us like she is a cat. She plays tug of war for about 15 minutes a day. An easy-peasy little f...
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 10, 2021 2:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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It's the end of an era - I've been talked into giving my hounds to my niece. The beasts love her, she's very active (covid permitting), goes jogging twice per day and will ensure the slobber machines are given constant exercise. Also, she just bought a massive new house with expansive front and back...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 07, 2021 11:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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heh...most amusing. Like a very, very low budget tribute to this masterpiece of hybrid/rock doom-saying...

by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 31, 2021 3:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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Fucking Pen Farthing. The prick was warned weeks in advance* that dodgy things were afoot and that it would be a very good career move to get the hell out of there. Nope, he chose to stay in-situ and continue doing his thing. One week before the shit hit the fan, he was once again warned that it was...
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 29, 2021 11:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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Service Dog wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: the fact is that the US is out of Afghanistan, and *I* regard that as better than still being there.
Of all the limp takes on Afghanistan-- this one is the Zinnia's penis.
Hell's horses!



I didn't want breakfast anyway...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 27, 2021 12:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Obviously he has one, but maybe he calls it by a more delicate name. A fecal cleaver? A Dung divider? A guano glaive? I explain what it is I want and why I want it.
Holy feck, SD, how did you stumble onto that page?

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 27, 2021 6:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Some dookies won't flush down no matter how hard you work the plunger.
Suddenly the conversation is dangerously close to my level and field of expertise... :P
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 26, 2021 5:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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The absolute state of this flaming nancy boy...



When I was that age, anyone acting like that would have been ruthlessly weeded out and dealt with. And rightly so.
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 22, 2021 9:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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A wee slice of foolishness...

by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 21, 2021 6:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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This got me thinking about Phil. Anyone heard from him lately? He appeared, last we heard from him, to be having a run of accident free months. This can’t be good for someone like Phil. I worry that all the time without an accident, means that one big disaster befell him. And then there’s that moto...
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 21, 2021 6:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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I’ve been having a series of Keystone-cop type calamities lately. For example, the wife didn’t clean the dryer filter before starting a load of towels. Fine, I’ll take care of it. Go into the laundry room in the dark, trip over a case of Pepsi someone left in the way, one foot lands on a new rug th...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 20, 2021 11:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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Finally watched "The Green Knight" and can confirm that it's ok(ish). As many have already stated, it's very artsy, the cinematography is first-class (the colour palette changes are amazing!), there are some very strong acting performances and overall, it's an interesting addition to Arthurian legen...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 19, 2021 7:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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John D wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote: Should have showed her your bloody sack - chicks dig scars.
I wish I was as smooth as you... :P
No worries. I always say “Don’t stick your dick in crazy “. And any chick must be crazy to bed with you!
I'm a catch - suave, sophisticated, night terrors - I've got the lot! :P
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 19, 2021 3:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Keating wrote: Should have showed her your bloody sack - chicks dig scars.
I wish I was as smooth as you... :P
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 19, 2021 1:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

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Went to the boozer yesterday, first time in...god knows how long; I honestly can't remember the last time I was in a bar. Anyway, it's a nice "country bar" set in a fairly remote location (forest), relatively unknown to the shit-puppets from the nearest scheme ("scheme" is Scottish slang for "the pr...
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 16, 2021 9:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: My old dog's anal glands got clogged, leading to periodic rank musky splooges. Fortunately, a vet tech friend was more than happy to swap a gland expression plus a nail trimming for a fancy home cooked dinner.
And what did your friend do for your dog?

:rimshot:
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 16, 2021 1:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Sweet Jesus - too much info alert! *Warning* Utterly disgusting content *Warning* So, a few days back, I discovered a LARGE lump/blocked pore on the underside of my clacker-bag. Being a gruff squaddie, I made a mental note to keep tabs on the bugger then went about my day. Got out of the shower 30m ...
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 15, 2021 10:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Click for an amazing sight: https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/p56tvm/training_of_the_afghan_army_by_us_led_nato_forces/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3 Can relate - was part of the training team* tasked with teaching Iraqi security forces the subtle art of "the hard knock...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 05, 2021 5:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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I'm not jabbed - I have my reasons - and god help the poor fucker tasked with jabbing me against my will.

That is all.
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 03, 2021 3:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Hey paisan, watch your mouth -- Tony 'Two Masks' Fauci is a made man.
Is that some sort of trans* thing?
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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submitted without comment: Police Cuff and Arrest Trans Internet Star for Allegedly Raping His 80-Year-Old Mother Bullet in the head, unmarked grave, job done. As someone in the comments section rightly said, I hope his poor mother is so far-gone, she doesn't realize it was her own son who done tha...
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 02, 2021 11:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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The initial reviews are in - "The Green Knight" appears to be something of an art-house masterpiece! I've only read two reviews and skim-watched 4 or 5 YT critic vids, but it looks like it's going to be worth watching. Fingers crossed... https://media.aintitcool.com/media/uploads/article_images_2020...
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 28, 2021 10:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

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Joey Jordison, ex-Slipknot drummer, dead at 46. 46... RIP. (I've always considered this to be their greatest track - ironically it's about...fiddling around...with a corpse. Long build-up but worth every minute when the screaming/growling starts!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_AgPVp1F_s Fucking ...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 26, 2021 10:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
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The latest from the Popeye's Chicken of the skies:<snip> Serious question: Why do African-Americans insist upon repeating themselves over and over again? ("It's lit" repeated about six or seven times in the above tweet) I've noticed this rather strange behaviour in countless "World Star" type video...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 25, 2021 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 1176
Views: 12838

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'm sorry to have to channel bhurzum here <snip>
I shall call him...MiniBhurz!

https://media1.tenor.com/images/05c5d83 ... d=11387080
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 24, 2021 10:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I hope they apologized and brought him some cough syrup in a styrofoam cup. I remember being shown the "purple drank" entry of Encyclopedia Dramatica - my mind was utterly blown! Sure, E.D. is a comedy site (and a particularly vicious one at that) but damn! A short bout of google-fu confirmed the a...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 24, 2021 1:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 12838

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

HelpingHand wrote: chum in the water
Yeah, trying to attract great WHITE sharks, are we?

Racist!

https://i.redd.it/3v9dcudg9ic21.jpg
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 23, 2021 12:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: But yes, if I was a man, I'd kick him in the cock. Cock.
You'd need good aim.
Or a quantum-scope...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jul 23, 2021 8:33 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Apparently PZ’s FTB is celebrating their 10 year anniversary this month. I was sure both would have been buried by now. 🤷‍♂️ Just took a quick look-see, and it appears that he is shifting well into Oafie territory. More than half the recent posts are mostly quotes with a few interlineated comments ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:52 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Anyone excited for this?

by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 22, 2021 10:40 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

"Forever. And ever. And ever." All Lsuoma and no Steers makes the 'pit a dull site. All Lsuoma and no Steers makes the 'pit a dull site. All Lsuoma and no Steers makes the 'pit a dull site. All Lsuoma and no Steers makes the 'pit a dull site. All Lsuoma and no Steers makes the 'pit a dull site. All...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jul 22, 2021 3:41 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Ah, the sheer joy that Steersman brings to the 'pit! I've missed you, big guy!

As for the rest of you, you can't deny it, Steers brings the place to life!
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 20, 2021 7:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote: brain-melting caustic secretions
Now there's a death-metal band name!

https://analyticsindiamag.com/wp-conten ... o1_500.gif

\m/
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 19, 2021 10:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

You all are courting disaster with all these puns. trans*ubstantiation /ˌtransəbstanʃɪˈeɪʃ(ə)n,ˌtrɑːnsəbstanʃɪˈeɪʃ(ə)n,ˌtransəbstansɪˈeɪʃ(ə)n,ˌtrɑːnsəbstansɪˈeɪʃ(ə)n/ noun Feminist Theology the conversion of the gristle log and cobblers into a fragrant, moist, lady-peach at the instant of self-iden...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 19, 2021 4:39 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

...yell for Richard "Spunky monkey" Carrier to come join the fun...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 19, 2021 4:18 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 135507

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: You've always got to drag the conversation into the gutter.
and hold it down and
...thumb its crack open and...