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by Bhurzum
Tue Jun 25, 2019 12:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: I asked a homo. He sez the *recipient* of the Chicken Claw Fist sez BUCKAAAAWW!!!


"Kung Pow" is a work of art!
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 24, 2019 8:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77345

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shoutinghorse wrote: FFS bring back the ice bucket challenge .. and quick. :?
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77345

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Speaking of that... I suppose I'm victim-blaming... but maybe gays & lesbians keep losing street fights... because this is how they make a 'fist'... If memory serves me correctly, in Karate, that's called a "chicken claw" strike. Do you think gay peeps yell "BUCKAAAW" when...well, y'know. I'm too m...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 24, 2019 5:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Any update on all the (well most of / a large % of) presenters for the ACA / Atheist experience leaving recently? Jen & Tracie at least, maybe others. I've always had a real soft-spot for Tracie Harris. I might be wrong, probably am, but I think it's because she always presented the small, quiet bu...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: A finger is a good place to start, but get back to us when she gets her whole fist in.
I can just imagine a nurse doing this to FT's prostate...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/26tPrcX6 ... source.gif
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 23, 2019 5:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Seriously you need your own reality TV show.
My GF says I need lobotomised, rubber wallpaper and all the mashed banana I can eat.

:(
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"Fuck white people. Especially fuck white people!" - Matt Dillahunty, 2019.

(listening to his stream, it's bound to be posted on YT)

by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Best thing I've read in days!



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Also, that Queer Kid Stuff channel is truly creepy. I think the teddy bear needs to be placed in protective custody. If that was a straight dude instead of a dyke, it'd be banned as pedophilia. I remember trying to watch that (for the lulz) but had to switch it off very quickly. Talk about creepy a...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, I have my first DRE tomorrow, from a rather attractive nurse practitioner. She told me when recommending I have one (I'm 60 next year) that she has a good, long strong finger. Here's hoping I manage not to do a Dr Richard C. Carrier, PhD when she presses the button. Not sure if I've shared this...
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Boris Johnson is literally Joseph Mengele
Slayer wrote a song about him!



:character-beavisbutthead:

No further proof required.

(shameless excuse to link one of me fave songs!)
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 22, 2019 4:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 77345

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Sorry, couldn't resist it!

by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 22, 2019 1:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just Buzzfeed doing their thang...



"White nonsense" :roll:
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 22, 2019 3:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Miracleman was great, but for me the standout in British-crazed-superheroness was Grant Morrison's Zenith series. I liked it because it had a super-powered Tory minister who was actually sort of...a good guy. Ish. Pretty daring for the time (and even now), given that anything with the remotest whif...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 22, 2019 12:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Wasn't there also a scantily clad demoness in that story? Warrior also included Zirk - which is beyond my meager abilities to describe or explain. Ah, Zirk - the sweaty, perverted, greaseball alien. Yes, he/it is not easy to explain... https://cafart.r.worldssl.net/images/Category_47689/subcat_1428...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 21, 2019 7:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of the best executed (or at least most horrific) of the 'evil superman' tropes was in Alan Moore's Miracleman comic series (renamed from the UK Marvelman for copyright reasons). In issue 15 the protagonist and his allies arrive in London, where their adversary has been waiting for them for two ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Oi! If that photo is supposed to be West Yorkshire, shouldn't the bloody lorries be on the other side of the cor blimey carriageway? crikey-knickers!
Wrong banter for that part of England, old bean. It's Yorkshire, land of t'cloth cap and t'whippet!

by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 21, 2019 3:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It's also unclear to me how you "cancel" a series that's already made and released in its entirety, and which has no planned prequels or sequels. And FWIW, I thought it was awesome. Highly recommended. I must admit, I really enjoyed it. Whilst we're on the subject - movie suggestion: Brightburn. Ju...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 21, 2019 4:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hah! Wacko theists, you really make my day!
Thousands of Christians Demand That Netflix Cancel a Show It Does Not Air
https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20 ... verso=true

:lol:
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: More likely to be full of Geordies & Mackems. ;)
Southern shandy-drinking puffs.

(I've still got me eye on you, Phil...)
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 17, 2019 1:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm considering walking Hadrian's Wall (or part thereof) during an upcoming vacation, and was wondering if any older (or otherwise) members of the pit have recollection of this time period or part of the country. It's full of Scots. Which makes it a right fine place to be. https://i.kym-cdn.com/pho...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 17, 2019 2:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 77345

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Keating wrote: Finally found a sport I'm prepared to sit down and watch with a beer:

Is this a legit sport?
Are there regional and national teams?
Do they need any physiotherapists?

Asking for myself!
by Bhurzum
Sun Jun 16, 2019 8:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Do they have a no-hair-pulling rule in combat?

It's not the sort of thing you'd have to worry about if it was 10,000 Tim Poole's being sent to the front line.
Oh you bastard! You nearly got me - my coffee cup had almost made it to my mouth as I read that! Close but no cigar...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue. John D picked the right week to stop consuming internet. I have a really strange problem with Tim Pool - apart from his habitual fence-sitting, I'm suffering from a Pavlovian response to seeing him on-screen. I watched a vid of someone swiping his bean...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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mordacious1 wrote: Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.
3.6 roentgen - not great, not terrible.

:dance:
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sulman wrote: Todays' IDF image to balance those burly Swedes:
If she's going to lean against the wagon, she can first-parade the bastard.

(or let me dip her levels!)
by Bhurzum
Sat Jun 15, 2019 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lesbian London bus attack update: Perps ran off but the cops arrived immediately, four men atacked them yet five have been arrested but not charged. (The attack happened a fortnight ago) No footage released even though London is the most surveilled city in the world and each London bus has several ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 5:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Uh-oh, looks like Titania has competition...



:o
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 2:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: And yes, we've watched Chernobyl, and plan on watching it again soon. Just great.
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I can dream...
In colour?
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ahh, they look fine. Certainly no worse than 'Hatchet Face' in John Waters 'Crybaby' for instance. A bunch of working class women - doing some good in the world. And most likely they have a good sense of humour too. That feminist tattoo is like the neon colours on poisonous frogs - a stark warning ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 10:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Nicht Nicht Gruppen-Gropen Schwimmen-Wimmen Verbotten https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469194/Meet-girl-bikini-clad-Groping-Guards-vigilantes-patrol-swimming-pools-Kalmar-Sweden-stop-migrants-molesting-female-bathers.html https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/02/29/11/31AF495A00000578-34691...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Regenbogen = Rainbow
Rot und Grun und Blau und gelb!

*clicks heels*

ICH CAN PAINT EIN REGENBOGEN!

*nazi salute*

https://i.redd.it/9kp6jux3dlnz.jpg
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 3:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another fair and balanced piece of journalism about Dank & Sue... https://twitter.com/SUEHULK/status/1139482447903711233 If you've been following Sue on twatter (@SueHulk), she already explained that several friends "pulled out" of the wedding due to work or other commitments and also predicted ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Jun 14, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Speaking of edgy Scottish comedians - did you see Kevin Bridges on 'The Last Leg' (yet another UK News-Comedy panel show for those not in the know). He forgets where he lives. He'll bump into the wrong person and end up in a puddle of his own piss, blood and tooth fragments. It's called "doing a Ga...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Smackdown in Ohio - Oberlin gets hit with maximum $22MM punitive damages!!

:burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn: :burn:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/f67ebc4 ... id=5656915
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Definitely going to watch it anyway, but here's an overlong Thuderfoot video on how the nuclear science in the movie is about on the level of Twin Peaks: The Return. Quite an interesting vid, thanks for linking it. There were elements of the show I had my doubts about - my CBRN quals are basic (com...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 11:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Mwuhahahaha! Police to investigate Jo Brand battery acid comments https://www.itv.com/news/2019-06-13/bbc-defends-comedian-jo-brand-over-battery-acid-joke/ A BBC spokeswoman said the jokes made on the Heresy show are "deliberately provocative and go against societal norms". She added they are "not i...
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: She's cute but a bit too hot & dusky for my taste, I prefer to snuggle up next to the log fire with a cool siberian tigress.
Commie skank - biodegradable figure eleven.

"Watch and shoot!"
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 8:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Look at the button, Bhurzo - it's just ACHING for you to undo it with your teeth...
In my poor physical condition, she'd be my undoing. What a way to go...humped into oblivion by an IDF hottie!
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 6:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: I bet a female North Korean soldier could crush coconuts with her thighs. :P
I'd rather place my nuts between the thighs of a certain IDF officer...

https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/93 ... N7bQnT.jpg

I'm telling you, one day she will be mine...oh yes! :P
by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Additional: This gay pride parade is seriously squared away! The dressing, timing and effort on display might even give me a stiffy! Jesus Christ, I might even hump the GF tonight...

by Bhurzum
Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Better than the previous one, IMHO

witter.com/PepoWoodz/status/1137296532485443584


yet-another sport dominated by the male pros...

That is truly horrific!

I need a palate cleanser...

by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Chernobyl was really good. Yup, the general buzz about the show is very positive with many suggesting it might clean-up at various awards. I hope it does well, it certainly deserves recognition. There was obviously some dramatisation but generally they did a fantastic job. I listened to an intervie...
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Say hello to my new desktop wallpaper!

(I laughed at this way more than I should have)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I went to the local Zoological gardens the other week.

The occasion was rather enjoyable on the whole. Though not quite the ecstatic experience that some may have found it to be.
Try huffing poppers the next time you go?
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: my last: false alarm - cancel, cancel, cancel.

Bah, that would have been fucking priceless! :dance:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 12:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hoo-boy, this has potential! Nothing official (yet) but here's hoping... :lol:



Goatfuckers...literal goatfuckers! :clap:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Whereas Opera seems to have a bias against Thinifers.
Opera is all about having a healthy set of lungs ;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 6:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Whereas Opera seems to have a bias against Thinifers.
Opera is all about having a healthy set of lungs ;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Warning: Contains massive spoilers - don't watch if you're going to enjoy the actual show.



(final scene from last episode)
by Bhurzum
Wed Jun 12, 2019 1:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just binge-watched "Chernobyl" - cannot recommend it highly enough. Very strong cast, almost every face you see is well-known, the production value looks through the roof (it's HBO) and the whole thing is a gritty warts-and-all account of the circumstances surrounding the Chernobyl disaster. Seriou...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just binge-watched "Chernobyl" - cannot recommend it highly enough. Very strong cast, almost every face you see is well-known, the production value looks through the roof (it's HBO) and the whole thing is a gritty warts-and-all account of the circumstances surrounding the Chernobyl disaster. Serious...
by Bhurzum
Tue Jun 11, 2019 2:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: Talking of Brexit .. Here's EU Supergirl giving it to ya! :dance:
20 seconds in and I could feel the cancer trying to form in my ass...ugh!
You must be super tough to last 20 seconds.
My GF wishes I could last...[snip]
by Bhurzum
Tue Jun 11, 2019 7:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Talking of Brexit .. Here's EU Supergirl giving it to ya! :dance:
20 seconds in and I could feel the cancer trying to form in my ass...ugh!
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 11:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: How do you stop someone banging Asian women? ... Show them Bhurzum's weeping cock.
My gristle-stick is the bedroom equivalent of this:

https://media3.giphy.com/media/k26RcKonYKTvO/giphy.gif

(It's fine, just don't look at it!)
by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 4:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh dear, from bad to worse...

by Bhurzum
Mon Jun 10, 2019 9:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Going to have diner next week with some friend who used to post here and make funny Hitler videos. Should I say hi from you people? Gerfin!! Yes, say hi to whatever the guy's name is. Groffo or Ganfer or something? His masterpieces are missed. Glorfindel? http://geekshizzle.com/wp-content/uploads/2...