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by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

How you like THEM apples, freak?

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:15 pm
Bhurzum wrote:
Hunt wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Subtension
This is about shooting a gun right?
Sorry, I thought we were talking about crew stress on U-boats.
Stress? U boot service was a lark.

Das_Boot.jpg
...and cheesy techno music.

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Subtension
This is about shooting a gun right?
Sorry, I thought we were talking about crew stress on U-boats.
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

John D wrote: I can make a fist sized pattern at 15 feet.... and the spread is much bigger at 25 feet
"Subtension is a distant concern." - Bhurzum

;)
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Fucking hell.



I've got no idea how I'd react (or fail to cope) in the same situation. I know he's a clichéd knuckle-head but this had me sniffling for his loss.

And I don't even like the git.
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 19, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: So what you're saying is that it's a hand shandy for Bhurzum.
I've never been so insulted in all my life! Me? Shandy? Why don't you just call me an ISIS jihadi and be done with it?

Bucket of cunts... :evil:
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Tulsi embodies the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

https://lolsnaps.com/images/upload_pic/114576.jpg

:shock:
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Latest Count Fromula vid - it's very...Scottish?

by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: outube.com/watch?v=e35AQK014tI
Did you just call me a bender?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/GBryIU6GFuDao/source.gif
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bullet fired. Bullet dodged. Run, down, crawl, observe, aim, fire. Bullet dodged - you're not wrong. The red-eyed monster who exploded in my sitting room bore little resemblance to my GF; thank fuck I didn't become too invested in her psycho ass. The thought of being chained to that (or anyone for ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, I'm single again. Turns out my GF was under the impression that marriage was on-the-cards (nope, not gonna happen, made it abundantly clear from day #1) and now that I've corrected her, she's packed up her pots and pans and proper fucked right off. Ah well, such is life. Time for a vodka/hooke...
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Mwuhaha!



There's another tweet where you see the bald cunt getting a toecap in the teeth...glorious!
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Ding ding.

Round two begins.
Friendless and peniless oblivion awaits him...
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm going mushroom picking tomorrow. I will be shifting my shakras toward tasty food that is generously provided by Mother Nature in spite of how the anarchic/ libertarian Patriarchy is poisoning Gaia. :P :P I smell hippy...release the hounds! https://thehappypuppysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/0...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Experience/skill Vs youth...place your bets!

by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 28, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

John D wrote: All right you cunts! Let's chat about tanks again!
Look at this 500L bad-boy!

https://www.aquaticsworld.co.uk/wp-cont ... h-tank.jpg

/predictable
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sorry, my childish shit-posting must continue...



(the accent is flawless!)
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 26, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A female Gandalf?

What the actual fuck?

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just blundered onto this wee nugget of info - a complete track listing of the music on the "golden record" sent into space aboard the Voyager probe. https://voyager.jpl.nasa.gov/golden-record/whats-on-the-record/music/ A very broad mix. Anyway, thought some of you peeps might be interested. (Yes, I ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 26, 2019 12:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: Not at all. I just think he needs a nap.

And perhaps some quality time on Brokeback Mountain.
Am I allowed to laugh at that or would it be evidence of my rampant (flaming?) homophobia?
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: Have you gone completely off your rocker?
Are you mental health shaming Matt?

by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 11:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If we can come to some kind of consensus regarding police shooting, or defensive shooting in general, perhaps it might be that shooting a fleeing subject is kind of not cool? Perhaps it's my terrible written English (thick cunt) or poor powers of expression? My point has always been focused upon ev...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If you think our disappointment in activists' failure to effectively persuade others to combat climate change = 'wingtardery', then yeah, maybe you should flounce off to the safe confines of some SJW echo chamber. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkUOACGtGfA http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/201...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Fuck you (not you, Hunt).
Buy me dinner and a case of hard-twat* and I might consider it.

Erm...you are female, right? :think:
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 25, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: I don't expect anything I say to go unchallenged...<snip>
Yes you do.

Sorry, is this a 5 minute argument or the full half hour?
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 24, 2019 7:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Boris made a funny...

by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 24, 2019 1:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
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Maybe Greta needs some of this: https://nypost.com/2019/09/16/women-are-getting-plastic-surgery-to-fix-resting-bitch-face/ Wow. Also the video at the bottom for "designer" nipples. Women are weird. I know a woman who has a designer vagina (no, seriously) and will often get it out for inspection. Ap...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 7:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

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Anyone who doesn't fire at least three rounds in quick succession should not wield a handgun "Shoot to annoy" "Shoot to hurt" "Shoot to scare" "Shoot to wound" All equally absurd. If you've made the decision to let the lead fly, there's only one aim (pun!), anything less is stupidity. 2-3 in each t...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 3:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Strap yourself in, this is going to be a bumpy ride! Women react better in disasters than men because men are more likely to go to the window and watch, study finds Then... The study found women are more likely to take cover, while men tend to watch the action or go out and help But men want to stay...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 9:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

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And just how much footage of cops doing an ordinary good job is shown? Nearly 1 million LEOs in the US, hundreds of millions of LEO-civilian interactions per year, yet you've determined the entire fucking institution "is in desperate need of reform" based on some attention-grabbing clips shared on ...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 23, 2019 5:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
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I'm curious - for all the times I've heard unwashed hippies railing against the police, I've yet to hear a proposed solution (realistic, achievable, not susceptible to the same problems found within current police systems etc) or anything beyond the generic "we need to reform it" mantra. Police are ...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 22, 2019 9:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Cops?



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 21, 2019 7:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: vicious little failure
Ouch!

That wasn't even aimed at me but I still felt the sting! Teach me, master... :lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 11:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Stay a while and listen...



Seriously, let it play in the background - it'll take you places!
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: Some of them were quite exotic looking ...
Are you fetishising the struggles of my leek-munching cousins?

by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Speaking of Justin Ibn Ali Bongo...

by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 20, 2019 7:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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SM1957 wrote: I reckon I'm 1.2 Trudeaux on the Justin Trudeau scale of racism.
That's racist as fuck; where are the pale blue people?

#PictLivesMatter #BlueAndProud #OchAyeTheHaggis
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 19, 2019 10:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

N'yuk... ;)

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 19, 2019 6:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Heh.

Make sure you turn on the sound...

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 19, 2019 11:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Come on you tease....... "Soldier" magazine (SM) is a massively popular monthly publication which is read by servicemen & civilian alike. It details a wide variety of subject matter from within the defense community (equipment, procurement, trials, op tours, sports, you name it - if the UK military...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 18, 2019 11:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Justin Trudeau in "brown"face photograph from 2001: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-49749851 Strangely enough, Justicar made a twat about this very subject and it opened the door for me to post an infamous picture: https://twitter.com/Bhurzum/status/1174498588271026176 The fucking uproar t...
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 18, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Wed Sep 18, 2019 8:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: With a Brown Bess antique loaded with .69 buck-and-ball, no less!

Nah, just kidding - it was an AR-15.
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 17, 2019 4:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

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I didn't even know that Dillacunty have divorced his SJW crazee wife. I used to quite enjoy TAE and their "warts & all" approach to dealing with the crazies who phoned-in. Even the odd hint of SJW lunacy would be allowed to slide, as long as they were schooling the fucktards, I was happy enough to ...
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 17, 2019 12:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

AndrewV69 wrote: LMAO!

lol...a prime example of "zero fucks given" :lol:
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 16, 2019 4:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Pitchguest wrote: I can't for the life of me think of a single instance of this happening in quote unquote "our" clique. Funny how that works, isn't it?
Those donkeys were of legal age, gave verbal consent and anyway, it wasn't even me in that gimp suit.

Wait, what?
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 16, 2019 10:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

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Further to my last post: it's also a cracker for getting a sick day off work if you feel like it. You: 'Morning boss. Can't come in today, cos I'm not feeling well.' Boss: 'Why? What's wrong? I mean, if it's not that bad you can come in and -' You: 'Diarrhoea.' Boss:'... okay, come in when you feel...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 16, 2019 2:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

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I'm just a schmuck. That's all there is to it. Nice guys finish last. It would appear they also get roped into lengthy telephone conversations but are too polite/nice to cut them short... If you can overcome the language barrier, Winston might serve as an inspiration to you: https://www.youtube.com...
by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 15, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 124454

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"Economically attractive" has got to be the best bit of double-speak I've heard in a long time!

https://metro.co.uk/2019/09/08/broke-me ... -10706880/

by Bhurzum
Sun Sep 15, 2019 9:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Does anyone else have the particular problem of knowing people who keep you on the phone way the fuck too long? There should be a name for it. It also doesn't help by having a land line and other people in the house who think the phone MUST BE ANSWERED NO MATTER WHAT. Otherwise I would always let i...
by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 14, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

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Twitter takes down Texas GOP lawmaker's AR tweet about O'Rourke If one of those gun-confiscating leftists becomes president, I will actually go out and buy an AR-15. (Or rather a SIG 556 if I can get one.) I didn't realise that you live in Mogadishu. I live in a civilised country and have managed t...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 6:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 7896
Views: 124454

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Heh.

The replies to this are pretty cancerous/lulzy.

And rightly so...

by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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:burn: Oh man-- the upper horn on the purple guitar in her Smell Like Teen Spirit video-- pokin' her in the boobs! My eyes were strangely drawn ... I resent the implication that I'm a crude, breast-obsessed cretin who is incapable of appreciating talent, skill and artistic expression. Besides, I'd ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 11:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 124454

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Gary Orsum (Australian YT bloke) responds to the Mz. Monopoly outrage...



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Thu Sep 12, 2019 1:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Wahey! Cheers, mate!



:burn:
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 10, 2019 2:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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About three hours ago I had a puff of some home-grown grass. I'll not go into details (boring) but will say this...damn! Music takes on a whole new dimension (I feel there's a pun lurking in there somewhere) and this, a long time favourite piece of music, just about reduced me to tears. https://www....
by Bhurzum
Tue Sep 10, 2019 9:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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According to Dongular, this is an older event and as such, it may have already been kicked around here. Anyway, this is quite an interesting subject - does the state have the right to outright ban an adult from having intercourse with a willing adult partner? Don't get me wrong, it's not a cut & dri...