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by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 02, 2020 4:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

...and I'm cured!

Screeching electric guitar, face-melting solos and grinding death-metal dirges it is.

Still, was nice whilst it lasted.

Parting shot:

by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Perfect music for the here and now...



Starting to develop a real taste for ethnic/obscure music and instruments. I'll be buying folk music before the year is over... :oops:
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum - it sounds like you've made the right first step and made contact and allowed a bit of free wheeling conversation/blame offloading etc. IMHO the worst thing for you to do now would be to insert yourself into the space as father and protector. I would suggest that you maintain low key conta...
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I got some good advice from my therapist. He told me that I need to make sure she understands that I am always here to help. That I should let her know I only want the best for her. I may not know what this looks like, but I am open to trying to understand what she needs. That sounds like solid adv...
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'll need to work on my stance and my trigger pull.
I take it "First pressure, second pressure, release and follow-through" are also taught in the states? If not, I'm an extremely experienced coach and will gladly DM you hints/tips.

(sorry if that's egg-sucking!)
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 01, 2020 5:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, after a lengthy spell of radio silence, I managed to get in touch with my daughters again. Basically, a friend of a friend let slip that my youngest, always the more level-headed of the pair, has moved in with a "nae user" (Scottish slang for a scumbag), promptly lost her job, severed all ties...
by Bhurzum
Sun Mar 29, 2020 1:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

No idea where the source sits upon the reliability/bias spectrum buuut... BREAKING: Breakthrough Medical Study For Hyroxychloroquine May Vindicate Trump And Change Everything https://trendingpolitics.com/breaking-breakthrough-medical-study-for-hyroxychloroquine-may-vindicate-trump-and-change-everyth...
by Bhurzum
Sun Mar 29, 2020 3:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: You can't do it on the right hand?
Ableism.

#Nazi #Racism #Bigot #REEEEE
by Bhurzum
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Woohoo! The 'pit lives!

Hope everyone is well and keeping their chin up. Also, I hope the avatars return to the left - seeing them on the right makes my brain itch!

Preparing massive shit-post frenzy...wait out.
by Bhurzum
Sat Mar 07, 2020 5:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The U.N. are almost beyond parody...



Some of the threads are comedy gold.
by Bhurzum
Sat Mar 07, 2020 2:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don’t know who these people are or why they are here. But they are not Australian. Fucking Coronavirus is turning the place feral. I must be living in a bubble - other than the news and social media, I wouldn't even know there's a "scare" at the moment. I can wander into the local shops, buy a fu...
by Bhurzum
Thu Mar 05, 2020 1:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I think Youtube has started hosting strange gay-porn...



It's actually quite funny. Also, his channel is a hoot!
by Bhurzum
Wed Mar 04, 2020 5:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Things are heating up in UK coastal waters! Tory government tells EU that Royal Navy will be sent in to protect UK waters from European fishing vessels 'We have significantly increased our enforcement capability....we think that is sufficient' https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/royal-nav...
by Bhurzum
Wed Mar 04, 2020 1:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

"Based Faggot" Milo Yiannopoulos demonstrates the value of fighting fire with fire. SJW cretins love to play the "get them fired" game but hate it when the tables are turned... A waitress who attempted to have Milo Yiannopoulos removed from a restaurant in New Jersey for being “racist” was subsequen...
by Bhurzum
Tue Mar 03, 2020 6:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: Fuck me, you're a dirty beast. (But I about pissed myself at the disgusting imagery)
https://melmagazine.com/wp-content/uplo ... arsetutf-8

Fuck the sniff-test, it's chowin' time!
by Bhurzum
Mon Mar 02, 2020 8:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: a diet consisting solely of lard, beef dripping, and whale blubber
Sounds like a session of growling at Melody Hensley's badger.

Yum!
by Bhurzum
Sun Mar 01, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

mordacious1 wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
IM NOT DEAD!!!
Troublemaker huh? (Whack)
"I don't want to go into the incinerator!"

"Oh, don't be such a baby!"
by Bhurzum
Sun Mar 01, 2020 3:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

free thoughtpolice wrote: If you had a tattoo there it would be the ultimate tramp stamp.
It would be a queer tattoo...

by Bhurzum
Sun Mar 01, 2020 2:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

free thoughtpolice wrote:
screwtape wrote: She has a remarkable degree of telecanthus. ?FAS
Uma Thurman anyone?
I'd never noticed that before. Don't get me wrong, I'd still crawl over 500m of dog turds, junkie needles and broken glass just to fap over her shadow!

I'm a romantic kinda guy, y'see... ;)
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 29, 2020 2:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'll pre-empt burzhum here to say - I bet she does.
https://media.giphy.com/media/U1aN4HTfJ ... /giphy.gif
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 26, 2020 5:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: Not really my thing
Not my cup of bile either. However, for some strange reason, I find myself really enjoying his content.
MarcusAu wrote: but as far as youtube channels go...there's plenty more fish in the sea.
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/42/2c/54 ... 46b79c.png
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 26, 2020 2:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A bit random - this channel, dedicated to fish/aquatic plants, is one of the most relaxing things I've seen in ages.



I'm hooked on his vids!
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Like a warped version of a "beat 'em up" computer game, we can now choose our "fighter" in the climate-change battle of the retards...



This isn't going to go away, is it?
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 25, 2020 11:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Didn't ask for Svandenberg's or Chips Ahoy's, did I?
https://media.giphy.com/media/k26RcKonYKTvO/giphy.gif

In the valley of Svandenberg, the droopy-norked drunkard is beauty-queen.
by Bhurzum
Mon Feb 24, 2020 8:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: It might have been better if Amy and Rebecca had got drunk and got their norks out.
Define "better" please :lol:
by Bhurzum
Sun Feb 23, 2020 1:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just plugging this "bot" account on twatter. It spits out random pictures with blurbs like a machine gun - some are very interesting.



If you use twatter and enjoy historical imagery, you'll not regret following.
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 22, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: His only disappointment was likely having a complete cunt of a son.
Fackin' 'ell! We'll make a squaddie of you yet!

Sorry for your loss, John D - sounds like your Dad had good innings and was a good sort!
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 22, 2020 6:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: I can't remember a thing after dropping that pill last night. Sure hope I didn't make a fool out of myself.
You were the very picture of control and moderation...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/2f6df8f ... id=5331976
by Bhurzum
Sat Feb 22, 2020 3:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: Yikes! HMac, my favorite GILF, is beginning to look like Billary!!!
I'm currently using a virtual keyboard so no foul-mouthed string of sexist obscenities from me. Winged monkey has been deployed, normal service shall resume shortly.
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Are you saying she was marked from the beginning to end up here? She's had her path throught the army forest marked, swept clean, concreted over and even replaced with a moving walkway? Let's just say her career won't have many bumps in the road and regardless of ability or effort, she'll land a cu...
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 20, 2020 7:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

British Army officer becomes first woman to pass brutal Para course https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/660/cpsprodpb/41B9/production/_110952861_mod.jpg https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-51553815 Sounds fantastic, right? Great for diversity and representation, a brilliant role model for female soldiers and p...
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Won't you think of the poor Scotts trying to get work in England. Why do you hate them so?
Fuck 'em.

Ginger cunts...
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 19, 2020 1:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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Well, it's PRONOUNCED luxury yacht … :lol: It could be worse, it could be pronounced Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden Schlitter Crasscrenbon Fried Digger Dangle Dungle Burstein von Knacker Thrasher Apple Banger Horowitz Ticolensic Grander Knotty Spelltinkle Grandlich Grumblemeyer Spelterwasser...
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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screwtape wrote: Yacht Girl & Cabin Boy aren't going to like that.
Yes but is she "luxury" yacht girl?

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ed/11/16 ... 19c267.jpg
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 19, 2020 8:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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(Thread)



Office Bird would like to remind the 'pit that certain members have been arguing for gender neutral facilities.

Message passed.
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 19, 2020 7:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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I think this is a perfectly reasonable "ask" by the government.



Backlash in 3...2...1... :lol:
by Bhurzum
Sun Feb 16, 2020 2:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Try November Well, I just finished watching November - absolutely loved it! The story, suitably nutty, was very enjoyable (and well acted) but for me, the real selling point was the cinematography! Almost every shot is like a work of art; I could easily see framed stills being used to decorate an a...
by Bhurzum
Sun Feb 16, 2020 12:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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A day in the life of a Vancouver Island arborist. He's a limey that apparently was inspired by the Python's Lumberjack Song to move to BC and chop down mighty trees. I'll file this under "Fuck that for a game of soldiers!" When he took the top off the tree, my arsehole was chewing a toffee. Nope, n...
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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David Silverman weighs in on the Jonny Depp/Amber Heard fiasco...



:popcorn:
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 13, 2020 11:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Think I've posted his stuff before.

Simply amazing.

by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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I won't say where, but I stumbled upon another forum recently, and my eye was drawn by a very familiar style of photoshopped image. Yes, Pitizen Ape+Lust is doing his thing elsewhere. He goes by a different name, but his work is drawing amazed gasps over there just as it used to do here...and who k...
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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jugheadnaut wrote: Hopefully, it will turn into death penalty via Russian jail.
We can only hope get gets a massive helping of what he gave to his victim.
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 13, 2020 2:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trying to cheer myself up with the latest Pronkular video.

And it's a doozy!



Chaturbate, e-girls, oh my!
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 13, 2020 1:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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This is just...fuck it. Read it or don't. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5198105/Nobody-called-cops-woman-beaten-death-husband.html Very, very angry. Fuck. He needs to be put down, slowly. And the arseholes who did nothing, including the police, when they could have and should have should...
by Bhurzum
Thu Feb 13, 2020 4:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This is just...fuck it. Read it or don't.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... sband.html

Very, very angry.
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 12, 2020 1:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bloody edit button - routinely.

Damn you, FT!

*shakes fist*
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 12, 2020 1:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

[/highlight]
katamari Damassi wrote: Any Ozzies here know the show Secret City? I'm a half hour into episode 1 and so far it's mostly professional women(and one MTF tranny)dunking on villainous or incompetent men. It Doesn't get any better!
FTFY.

:P
by Bhurzum
Wed Feb 12, 2020 1:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: "My book "Public Toilets: the pervert's banquet"

I keep thinking of this. It's fucking hilarious! Pervert's banquet!! :lol: :clap: :dance:
I was sure I'd get the axe for it.

Outrageous!
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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Yet another example of toxic white men acting like complete wankers... In the wake of the Storm Ciara, two tradesman pals from Tameside are helping to pick up the pieces. On Sunday, Greater Manchester was blasted by winds of more than 80mph. It brought down trees, closed roads and damaged hundreds o...
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 11, 2020 3:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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screwtape wrote: This field in England has, sorry, had a rabbit in it 936 yards away:

https://utu.be/Nv70gcxjs2Q?t=749

Impressive!
"Neeeeh, whassup doc?"

"Your number, y'carrot munching cunt!"

Yup, very impressive shot.
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 11, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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MarcusAu wrote: Kermode recommended 'Bait' and 'The Lighthouse' as a double-feature.
After "The Lighthouse" and "A field in England", my soggy cake-brain needs time to recover.

Have you seen "A field in England" yet?
by Bhurzum
Tue Feb 11, 2020 4:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Good morning, Worm, your honour.

I've been busy watching oddball movies post-lighthouse.

"A field in England" has wrecked my sanity.



It's more nutty than a big pile of nuts.
by Bhurzum
Mon Feb 10, 2020 5:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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MarcusAu wrote: Since movies are being recommended - let this one serve as a beacon in the darkness for these grim times...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hyag7lR8CPA
Watched it.

Only got one thing to say - monkey pump!

(The acting in this was next fucking level! Seriously creepy movie!)
by Bhurzum
Mon Feb 10, 2020 12:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

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Movie recommendation: Jojo Rabbit. Quirky as fuck comedy about a young boy in the Hitler youth who discovers that his mother is hiding a jewish girl in the attic. Lots of famous faces, many laugh-out-loud moments, several *very* strong punches to the feels and a pretty epic ending. It might not be f...
by Bhurzum
Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
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KiwiInOz wrote: One of the few that I miss.
I miss Scented Nectar, Steersman and Parsehole.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/9xAsdwWG ... /giphy.gif
by Bhurzum
Sun Feb 09, 2020 6:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 10120
Views: 185361

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: By the way...

Slice Fruit?

Nutmeg?

In what context?
The truth is vastly inferior to the twisted perversions conjured by the mind.