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by Bhurzum
Fri Apr 26, 2019 8:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sri Lanka II: Electric Boogaloo?



Muslims...tsk.
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Do it! Trust me, just bloody do it!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 25, 2019 5:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A "Fat Sex Therapist" recently gave a talk at St. Olaf College in Minnesota, in which she compared personal trainers to Nazis... on the topic of “ radical fat liberation .” “... because oftentimes we actually get stuck....” I bet she does. The only time her fat gets liberated is when her belt gives...
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 25, 2019 4:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was impressed with your need for, shall we say "trunk" space, until I realised you meant the Saab 9-5 and not the 95. The old 95 wagon would satisfy the most prolific need for, err, your friends. Ah, my bad. Yes, it was the 2005 (roughly) model of 9-5. https://parkers-images.bauersecure.com/pagef...
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh dear - it'll only make sense if you understand a smattering of Jockanese banter:

by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 25, 2019 3:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Some of you may remember my sense of humour. I believe I mentioned once my great temptation at the municipal dump when asked "what do you have for us today" and my self restraint in not saying "human body parts". Right now, I am having to struggle with myself from tweeting on Twatter about the #737...
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 25, 2019 2:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I'm not sure I could find New Zealand on a map.

But this has already been discussed.
Get a copy of this...

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by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 25, 2019 1:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just took a two week trip in my daughter's RV.... Memphis, Vicksburg, New Orleans, Everglades, Key West, Atlanta. We put on 5000 miles. There is so much to see right here in the good ole USofA. I have been to Germany, France, Switzerland, Austria... etc. and love international travel.... but... wit...
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 4:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Twitter ban in 3...2...1...

by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 12:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Several (58 in Auckland according to the article) upcoming ANZAC (Australia New Zealand Army Corps) Day services have been cancelled due to security concerns.
"Security concerns"

Aye, riiiight...

http://funnymemes.com.au/wp-content/upl ... w-meme.jpg
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 10:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Bhurzo, it's deffo worth reading Neither Here Nor There before A Walk in the Woods. It recounts his previous travels with Katz while backpacking through Yurop as students.
Roger. Will secure both assets. Details to follow.
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 9:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A Walk in the Woods is an absolute hoot. Bryson, clearly not prepared for it, decides to embark on the Appalachian Trail. Sensibly deciding it would be best not to try it alone, he takes along...his overweight, recovering alcoholic buddy. Much grumbling, pissing, moaning and male bitchiness ensues....
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 6:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: 'Zat a bilby?

I think he's husbanding his evilutionary (sic) spoons to create something like crotalotoxin.
No idea what it is but it clearly has murder in its eyes. Kill it, kill it with fire!
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 6:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Some people appear to have the wanderlust, and it comes at quite a young age. Bill Bryson is a good example of a footloose septic. "The Lost Continent" has a delightful description of his epiphany. I read "The Mother Tongue" years ago - a brilliant and very amusing read. Not touched any of his othe...
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Suet Cardigan wrote: Today I learned that Saint George's father came from a country that did not exist until centuries later.
The same country that quantum-leaped through time to build stonehenge? :dance:
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 24, 2019 5:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: Australia is an Africa, not an Amerikkka. Because Aborigines.
Australia is a sun-blasted hellscape populated almost exclusively by nightmarish creatures designed to kill humans.

Americans would do well to remember that...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/ori ... 68/0bb.jpg
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 23, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Portuguese isn't hard to understand when you know other latinate languages
Govoreet nadsat, malenky chelloveck?

;)
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 23, 2019 6:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The water around me would be deepest brown.
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Well KiwiInOz - was suggesting giving her a poke.

I'm sure that others would agree...
Never stick your dick in crazy.
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 23, 2019 3:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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He just needs to step in with a jab while she is winding up with that roundhouse. Just yell "I'm hungry" and her female insincts will kick-in. As she stops to look for the nearest sammich making ingredients, you safely slip away. Simples. (pulling on my flak armour and helmet after I post this!) ht...
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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lol!
MMA fighter punches man after spotting him ‘masturbating’ on beach
https://metro.co.uk/2019/04/23/mma-figh ... h-9288914/



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 23, 2019 1:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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At 4:30 "Can I speak now" "Yeah" "Can I speak without being interrupted" "Er Yeah" 11 seconds later she interrupts. :lol: Yup, as I said in the comments section, you can spot the exacxt moment she goes full-feminist; eyes roll back into skull, mouth opens, spews a string of tired, scripted, fake-ou...
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And Arya. I know that she is not a child, and has killed lots of people, but ... That scene was very uncomfortable for me - I still view the character as a child and was squirming as it unfolded. Again, my other half laughed and pointed out that the actor (Maisie Williams) is in her 20's. I dunno, ...
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 1:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fucking hell, I think I need to burn my man-card. We just watched Game Of Thrones S8E2 (Knight of the seven kingdoms) and I was nearly bawling my eyes out at the scene where Brienne of Tarth...gets her shoulders tapped? (Trying to avoid spoilers) My other half rolled her eyes at me. I think a paradi...
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: It's nice to hear the Count speak with no Sasanach dandification for once.
All that's missing is a tribal white-hand slapped across his face.

https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/im ... 1443929139
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 11:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Behold the beauty of fluent Orcish!



(I can translate if needed)
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 10:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: Lot of cunts around. Speaking of which, what did happen to Scamkeesian?
Oh, she'll be sniffing around various hobbies and fandoms in search of a new host.

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... _leech.jpg
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 9:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Still on the subject of music: I'm a huge fan of Manson. Don't get me wrong, I understand the "played for shock-value" factor, some call it showmanship, but I still enjoy his sense of humour, twisted content and the music itself. Of particular note, the "Eat me, drink me" album, a release which cost...
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 5:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Does anyone else share this problem with me? I find that I can't stand much of the music I listened to in the 1970s and 1980s. Can't say I have the same issues. My musical taste(s), or lack thereof, are pretty much indelible - when an act or artist makes the grade and enters my archive, they're pre...
by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 4:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: "community liaison" <Snip>
Life imitating art :P

by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 22, 2019 12:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hmmm...would this play out the same if the guy was white an evil honkey?

by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 21, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: What is the context for those fighting beach umbrellas?
It was after girl's night at the local.
I thought weed was supposed to mellow people out? Certainly doesn't look like it. Well, I'm assuming they're 420'ing it, I keep hearing about flip-flop wimminz getting stoned... :dance:
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Even better than candy -- this morning the Easter Bunny left me a Browning Gold Hunter. Now all I gotta do is figure out how it works.
I was ridden around the bedroom like a stolen Harley. Nothing to do with Easter, just wanted to share :P
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 21, 2019 11:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I took a butchers at the number plate on the car, and it's somewhere in Ragheadland. The sandy place. Nobody says "raghead" anymore - it's "choggy" or "flip-flop." EG: Squaddie #1 "I just signed the line for a six-monther in the sandy place; I'll be leaving brassic-park and having a millionaire's m...
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 21, 2019 10:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: What is the context for those fighting beach umbrellas?
A dispute over who is the most moderate?
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 21, 2019 6:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Enjoy the Easter parade.

Bastard - I just popped over here to post that!

Still, as ninja movies go, it looks like a good 'un!
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 21, 2019 5:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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:lol: :lol: :lol:



My inner drill instructor just went nuclear!
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 21, 2019 4:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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130 killed in Easter attacks eh? That’s a Christchurch multiple of 2.6 and counting. Man, this apology-feat is going to be epic. :bjarte: I just hope there's not a 'Far Right' backlash against the peaceful Muslim community of Sri Lanka. Being blown up is just part & parcel of praying in big churches.
by Bhurzum
Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh, and as for Soho, all I think of when I hear the name is this epic character created by Rob Newman...

by Bhurzum
Sat Apr 20, 2019 8:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Forbidden Planet is currently celebrating it's 40th though. That place was my home-from-home in my teens. My GF was dragged there every Saturday but proved highly resistant to the charms of H.R. Giger, Clive Barker and numerous other delights. However, she did develop a rather nasty Terry Pratchett...
by Bhurzum
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Our Sargon giving SKY News femi journo a good seeing to. .. "Deal with it" :lol:
Bugger me, he really came out swinging! Good stuff!

For the record, Jess Philips is a repugnant pig and I wouldn't even let my dog hump her leg.
by Bhurzum
Fri Apr 19, 2019 12:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Here we go again.



Rants about "freedom fighters" and "valid civilian targets" in 3...2...1...
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 18, 2019 8:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Internet archfiend & shitlord, Metokur, posts a video about that Star Wars fan.

(Pro-tip: take a shot every time Metokur says "soy")



:popcorn:
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: These Roman (catholic)'s are crazy.
My inner child just sat bolt-upright.

;)
by Bhurzum
Thu Apr 18, 2019 1:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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You know that cliché about Brits having dodgy choppers?



Yeah, it's not looking good.
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BoxNDox wrote: And now you know why bench chemists have a lower life expectancy than average: They're fucking insane.

(Apologies if I've told these stories before...)<snip>
Brilliant.

I'm kinda jealous that I didn't get to do shit like that - it sounds like a blast!
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"Impotent rage" and "delusions of adequacy" personified:



"I won't stand for it" :lol:
by Bhurzum
Wed Apr 17, 2019 3:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Fighting climate change through the medium of dance. ... As you do. :D
Beck knows the score...



Fucking hippy vermin.
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 16, 2019 6:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Boy, that add takes me back - non-captive tabs on cans (but then again, I remember when you used to need a can opener to make the triangular holes). The free tabs were great for taking people's eyes out, though - snap off the ring and use the curved piece in the slot in the ring to launch it at som...
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 16, 2019 4:05 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Well worth a visit - even if you are only staying for a short while...

paris.jpg
So you're saying Hitler did Notre Dame?
by Bhurzum
Tue Apr 16, 2019 12:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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No comment needed.

by Bhurzum
Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: Get an Australian involved, then:

I'll up the ante:



Music is dire, lyrics are shite, video is...highly invigorating!
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yet another interesting YT channel.



His vid on Moldova is an eye-opener...
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 14, 2019 3:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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To me his songs are kind of cliche and trying too hard. I don't really like his poetry, and I think part of the reason that some metalheads hate CoF so much is that Dani brings this kind of victorian vampire/goth vibe to black metal that they feel is goofy. Kind of an injection of twilight into bla...
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The joke is really on Kanye for making himself look like an ass by wearing the shirt of the shittiest black metal band on the planet. I've tried real hard to like COF but apart from two or three tracks, they're pretty dire. It's a shame because Danny Filth has a way with words and can be quite poet...
by Bhurzum
Sun Apr 14, 2019 2:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Oh look, she was "moderate" right enough... https://twitter.com/Imamofpeace/status/1117226600548962304 She was allowed to carry a Kalashnikov rifle and earned a reputation as a strict “enforcer” of Isil’s laws, such as dress codes for women, sources claimed. Well, as I've always said, all muzzers ar...
by Bhurzum
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I'm thinking Sweden could be a Poontang smorgasbord for the right guy, a.k.a., me<snippety
I'm shocked and horrified that you'd write such a boorish comment.

No, really... :P