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by Bhurzum
Sun Jan 19, 2020 7:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!



(Yes, he's a comedian "in character")
by Bhurzum
Wed Jan 01, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzo - what do you think of this? <snip> I've written, proof read then deleted a massive reply three or four times. Bollocks to it. Short answer: standard clueless shite. Anyway, unless things have changed, retention is a more pressing issue than recruitment. However, as always, "experience vacuu...
by Bhurzum
Tue Dec 31, 2019 9:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!



No need to thank me, chaps.

:P
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 30, 2019 4:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I just loaded up the DoW PC series through to Dark Crusade. I’m enjoying this holiday season. I have DoW - good game, really like the squad upgrade system. Two guys I play MMO's with are massive 40K fans (£K's worth of miniatures, frequently attend conventions/tournaments all over the UK) and when ...
by Bhurzum
Sun Dec 29, 2019 2:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote: The only wargame worth playing is Panzer Pranks.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... argame.jpg

NeeeEEEEEOOOW!

F'TOOM!

Dakka-dakka-dakka-p'tang!

Die, Xeno scum!

Etc.

(wonder how well the sound effects rule would tanslate to 40K?)
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

aka.... a woman who takes testosterone gets artificially inseminated by a man who take estrogen... the child is expected to be perfectly normal.... Sounds like you need a basic biology lesson - a boy has* a vagina and a girl has* a penis. Bigot! * Possibly, maybe, it all depends upon where they sit...
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 28, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Christmas fun with the son. Desperate fighting on the Vistula line for nearly five months ... Actual military map-marking symbols! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NATO_Joint_Military_Symbology That's pretty fucking awesome right there. I used to teach map-marking at R.D. (nerd alert!) and used it on ...
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Additional to last: "Carper-bomb" is identical to "carpet-bomb" but is infused with single malt stupidity.

*hic*
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 28, 2019 9:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

DW Adams wrote: Um, 29 hours since the last post? :(
Say the word and I'll carper-bomb the bejasus out of this place with creamy shit-posting goodness.

See if I don't...
by Bhurzum
Tue Dec 24, 2019 8:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: Der Bingle always brings a tear to the eye...
Yup, I caught it in a German brothel. Nasty...
I can relate. My GF gave me the jack.
► Show Spoiler
http://www.cma-marketing.net/assets/nudge-nudge-web.jpg
by Bhurzum
Tue Dec 24, 2019 11:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: Der Bingle always brings a tear to the eye...
Yup, I caught it in a German brothel. Nasty...
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 23, 2019 5:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Well, merry Christmas, folks, I hope you all have a fantastic day and don't eat/drink too much!

Cheers!

*hic*
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 23, 2019 1:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: SpiderDay is a euphemism for leaking precum spiderwebs all over his own beating hand and hairy belly, every Friday, in front of the computer.
(Or the fishbowl.)
https://media1.giphy.com/media/ycagKBYEmaili/giphy.gif
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 23, 2019 12:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Dank is up to his old tricks...



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Is Boomer one of Santa's reindeer?
I thought Boomer was the French poet who penned the epic poem "Illy-lad" :P

(trap is set, let's see if we get a bite)
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 21, 2019 2:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Tapir wrote: Sex is totally on a spectrum, a social construct, not a real thing....right up until you suggest these goons aren't the sex they claim to be. Then it all goes flying out the window.
Don't tell me what I can or cannot do, bigot!

by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 14, 2019 12:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: As opposed to healthy, balanced people who are drawn to chaos and anarchy?
Some men just want to watch the world burn.

Or something... :dance:
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 14, 2019 3:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Uh-oh...suspicions confirmed! You are 51% Fascist, which makes you a Crypto-Fascist. It would appear that there is a significant degree of agreement between your preferred political doctrines and those of fascism. Since fascism is really a mix of communism, socialism, conservatism, and liberalism, w...
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 14, 2019 2:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

She is much better than you.

Do what she says or you're a racist piece of shit.
by Bhurzum
Fri Dec 13, 2019 6:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

DW Adams wrote: I appealed it, but still locked out.
Yup, a tame tweet (compared to some of the shit on the site) but it'll be a cold day in Hell before the drones at twatter HQ show any common sense or fairness.
by Bhurzum
Fri Dec 13, 2019 3:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The gathering shit-storm is looking epic... https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1205422540568576000 I'm more interested in the screeching "luvvie" types than actual political pundits etc. The levels of disconnect are cyclopean in scale, are always highly entertaining and usually result in assorte...
by Bhurzum
Fri Dec 13, 2019 2:30 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Looks like they got that second referendum.
Both barrels at CQA range!

Now, on social media, the fragmented elements of the Great British "REEEEEEE" are starting to roll-in and it's glorious!
by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Driftless wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Black Hebrew Israelites
Aren't they the guys who were being threatened by the Covingtion kids before that nice man intervened and saved them? :lol:
Catholic schoolboy lives matter.
by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 12, 2019 5:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Lsuoma wrote: Anyone else going to be popcorning as the results come in?
I have about a dozen FB "Friends" marked for a protracted trolling campaign after the results are posted. It's going to be salt, lulz and REEEE'ing aplenty!

Good times.
by Bhurzum
Sat Dec 07, 2019 7:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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free thoughtpolice wrote: I'm a successful capitalist rich white male...<snip>
Satan!

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/imag ... PcS_hHWo&s
by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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If "mental gymnastics" were actual gymnastics, the old dude towards the end of this video just popped a triple backflip then landed on his face. In a pile of rusty bayonets. And dogshit.

by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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MarcusAu wrote: Sounds like the definition of a micro aggression.
:rimshot:
by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: And she'd have you biting your own testicles to get out of the hold she'd have you in.
If that's an "Ivan the terrible" reference, you just sky-rocketed in my estimation!

by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

katamari Damassi wrote: Zinnia is going to have to up his game if he's going to compete with Yaniv.
Can you imagine them having a dick measuring contest?

;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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mordacious1 wrote: It slices, it dices and it cleans up in the dishwasher:

https://news.yahoo.com/us-forces-kill-j ... 22855.html

:nin: :nin:
That's pretty awesome right there!
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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It's official - I'm in love/lust again!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Carano.jpg

Jenke (or whatever her name was) has been sacked. The 'pit has a new pin-up.

I have spoken... :P
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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KiwiInOz wrote: Don't you tell me what to do.
OK, don't do what you're told.

(sniggering intensifies)
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: I always thought you were the sort that would enjoy a visit to Wookey Hole.
Is that a "bend over and show me your dark side" pun?
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Well spank my ass and call me "Susan" - 4K shit-posts!
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Anyone else watching The Mandalorian? Yes, I know, it's Star Wars/nerd porn but at least it has a good cast, is pretty diverse (can't believe I just said that) and so far, it has been pretty faithful to the SW universe. Oh, and unusual for me, I'm drooling like a hobo eating hot fries over Gina Cara...
by Bhurzum
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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I can't save/copy the images from the site.

:(
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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MarcusAu wrote: It all went to pot once they took poetry out of the olympics.
That sounds like a rejected Monty Python sketch... ;)
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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...and since I'm at the top of the page, I'll flaunt my position and link this:



The "Trolling the guardian" hashtag is a thing of beauty!
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Erm...thirded.

(still rubbing sleep from my eyes...don't fucking judge me!)
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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2019 is almost over. Are there going to be Cunties soon? If so I nominate Dr. Adrian Harrop(the feminist activist in that Posie Parker video above). Seconded. Nasty man indeed. And speaking of men, my own choice would be Rachel McKinnon, Laurel Hubbard, Hannah Mouncey, that high school sprinter, or...
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: Jarvis is one of those woke parody accounts, like Titania McGrath: https://i.imgur.com/AeOB6g1.png Speaking of which...Katie "Skeksis" Hopkins almost fell afoul of Shaniqua O'toole! https://twitter.com/shaniquaotoole/status/1201463785388724225 :lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Father of a mong says more people should have mong babies, so mongs can be more accepted in society and get better access to all the special services mongs need. Oh, and also people should stop calling mongs epithets like "mong". https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/choosing-down-syndrome/ The lack o...
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Next, you'll be denying that Serena Williams is the greatest athlete of all time.
Blasphemy!

https://media.giphy.com/media/CyIkFYHRZYkHS/giphy.gif

:evil:
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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So, The Commander was doing a bit of research on the Suffragette movement. But I got distracted by the Surfrajettes, instead. Reminds me of a less angry/angsty "Katastrophy wife" - I've had a raging boner for Kat (lead singer) ever since I first seen/heard her in "Babes in toyland." Not conventiona...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Really? wrote: Who wants to know more about Felicia Entwistle?
https://media1.tenor.com/images/1f004f0 ... id=3585021

Fat skank probably has an arsehole like a glazed donut.

Not for me, chef, I'm full!
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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John D wrote: I like Bukowski and Ginsberg.
I could be wrong but I *think* Ginsberg can be heard on this iconic track...

by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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She looks like a fucking idiot. Senior officers are supposed to set the standards, not drag them into the gutter.
by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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You bastards talking about poetry and culture and what do I do? Link a foul-mouthed Jock comedian...

https://media.giphy.com/media/gnJgBlPgHtcnS/giphy.gif

Um...I wandered lonely as a cloud?

Too late?

Ah, fuck it!
by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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No comment...

by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Trivia time. The last couple of pages have mentioned Winged Victory and it's obscure WW1 slang, and, separately, oikophobia. I remembered today that the ack-emmas (air mechanics) were referred to as oiks. Volume X of the OED tells me that oik or oick, a contraction of oickman, was first recorded in...
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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A dear friend recently passed away: the person whose permanently wooish beliefs first drove me to web fora circa 2010 in search of coping mechanisms. I found JREF, which I now like to call JERF, and that seemed to help for a while, and then a few years later I bumbled over here. I'm friendly with p...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: Wasn't that decided years ago to be pretty much confected from boyish dreams of war?
No idea although I've read conflicting opinions on the events in the book. All I know is it's a gripping read and very accurately describes the mindset of a soldier.

Have you read it?
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Donkular is up to his old tricks...



The backlash in the thread is quite amusing and will probably burn for a few days.
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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This is a pretty good read:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com ... 3,200_.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forgotten_Soldier

Careful though, it might turn you into a nazi... ;)
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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The mythology seems a bit weird - introducing the Lilith character (and mother of monsters) references Jewish mythology - where previously they were keeping their distance from current religions. They borrow from mythology although it's mainly names only. The "mother of monsters" theme does sound f...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 04, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 9180
Views: 161200

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Nerdy/gamer alert. The trailer for Diablo 4 dropped the other day and boy-howdy, it looks amazing! Blizzard are taking the IP back to its gory, horrific roots and have produced a cinematic straight out of the fevered mind of Clive Barker. Even if you're not a fan and have no idea who/what is going o...