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by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If "mental gymnastics" were actual gymnastics, the old dude towards the end of this video just popped a triple backflip then landed on his face. In a pile of rusty bayonets. And dogshit.

by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: Sounds like the definition of a micro aggression.
:rimshot:
by Bhurzum
Thu Dec 05, 2019 1:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: And she'd have you biting your own testicles to get out of the hold she'd have you in.
If that's an "Ivan the terrible" reference, you just sky-rocketed in my estimation!

by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 9:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

katamari Damassi wrote: Zinnia is going to have to up his game if he's going to compete with Yaniv.
Can you imagine them having a dick measuring contest?

;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 8:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

mordacious1 wrote: It slices, it dices and it cleans up in the dishwasher:

https://news.yahoo.com/us-forces-kill-j ... 22855.html

:nin: :nin:
That's pretty awesome right there!
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

It's official - I'm in love/lust again!

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/ ... Carano.jpg

Jenke (or whatever her name was) has been sacked. The 'pit has a new pin-up.

I have spoken... :P
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Don't you tell me what to do.
OK, don't do what you're told.

(sniggering intensifies)
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: I always thought you were the sort that would enjoy a visit to Wookey Hole.
Is that a "bend over and show me your dark side" pun?
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well spank my ass and call me "Susan" - 4K shit-posts!
by Bhurzum
Wed Dec 04, 2019 1:08 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Anyone else watching The Mandalorian? Yes, I know, it's Star Wars/nerd porn but at least it has a good cast, is pretty diverse (can't believe I just said that) and so far, it has been pretty faithful to the SW universe. Oh, and unusual for me, I'm drooling like a hobo eating hot fries over Gina Cara...
by Bhurzum
Tue Dec 03, 2019 12:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I can't save/copy the images from the site.

:(
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: It all went to pot once they took poetry out of the olympics.
That sounds like a rejected Monty Python sketch... ;)
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

...and since I'm at the top of the page, I'll flaunt my position and link this:



The "Trolling the guardian" hashtag is a thing of beauty!
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Erm...thirded.

(still rubbing sleep from my eyes...don't fucking judge me!)
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

2019 is almost over. Are there going to be Cunties soon? If so I nominate Dr. Adrian Harrop(the feminist activist in that Posie Parker video above). Seconded. Nasty man indeed. And speaking of men, my own choice would be Rachel McKinnon, Laurel Hubbard, Hannah Mouncey, that high school sprinter, or...
by Bhurzum
Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :clap: :clap: :clap: Jarvis is one of those woke parody accounts, like Titania McGrath: https://i.imgur.com/AeOB6g1.png Speaking of which...Katie "Skeksis" Hopkins almost fell afoul of Shaniqua O'toole! https://twitter.com/shaniquaotoole/status/1201463785388724225 :lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 29, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Father of a mong says more people should have mong babies, so mongs can be more accepted in society and get better access to all the special services mongs need. Oh, and also people should stop calling mongs epithets like "mong". https://thereader.mitpress.mit.edu/choosing-down-syndrome/ The lack o...
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Next, you'll be denying that Serena Williams is the greatest athlete of all time.
Blasphemy!

https://media.giphy.com/media/CyIkFYHRZYkHS/giphy.gif

:evil:
by Bhurzum
Fri Nov 29, 2019 6:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So, The Commander was doing a bit of research on the Suffragette movement. But I got distracted by the Surfrajettes, instead. Reminds me of a less angry/angsty "Katastrophy wife" - I've had a raging boner for Kat (lead singer) ever since I first seen/heard her in "Babes in toyland." Not conventiona...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 25, 2019 4:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Really? wrote: Who wants to know more about Felicia Entwistle?
https://media1.tenor.com/images/1f004f0 ... id=3585021

Fat skank probably has an arsehole like a glazed donut.

Not for me, chef, I'm full!
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 25, 2019 3:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

John D wrote: I like Bukowski and Ginsberg.
I could be wrong but I *think* Ginsberg can be heard on this iconic track...

by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

She looks like a fucking idiot. Senior officers are supposed to set the standards, not drag them into the gutter.
by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 24, 2019 7:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You bastards talking about poetry and culture and what do I do? Link a foul-mouthed Jock comedian...

https://media.giphy.com/media/gnJgBlPgHtcnS/giphy.gif

Um...I wandered lonely as a cloud?

Too late?

Ah, fuck it!
by Bhurzum
Sun Nov 24, 2019 1:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

No comment...

by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 18, 2019 1:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trivia time. The last couple of pages have mentioned Winged Victory and it's obscure WW1 slang, and, separately, oikophobia. I remembered today that the ack-emmas (air mechanics) were referred to as oiks. Volume X of the OED tells me that oik or oick, a contraction of oickman, was first recorded in...
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 12, 2019 12:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 143946

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A dear friend recently passed away: the person whose permanently wooish beliefs first drove me to web fora circa 2010 in search of coping mechanisms. I found JREF, which I now like to call JERF, and that seemed to help for a while, and then a few years later I bumbled over here. I'm friendly with p...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 11, 2019 2:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: Wasn't that decided years ago to be pretty much confected from boyish dreams of war?
No idea although I've read conflicting opinions on the events in the book. All I know is it's a gripping read and very accurately describes the mindset of a soldier.

Have you read it?
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Donkular is up to his old tricks...



The backlash in the thread is quite amusing and will probably burn for a few days.
by Bhurzum
Sat Nov 09, 2019 7:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This is a pretty good read:

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com ... 3,200_.jpg

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Forgotten_Soldier

Careful though, it might turn you into a nazi... ;)
by Bhurzum
Tue Nov 05, 2019 5:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The mythology seems a bit weird - introducing the Lilith character (and mother of monsters) references Jewish mythology - where previously they were keeping their distance from current religions. They borrow from mythology although it's mainly names only. The "mother of monsters" theme does sound f...
by Bhurzum
Mon Nov 04, 2019 4:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Nerdy/gamer alert. The trailer for Diablo 4 dropped the other day and boy-howdy, it looks amazing! Blizzard are taking the IP back to its gory, horrific roots and have produced a cinematic straight out of the fevered mind of Clive Barker. Even if you're not a fan and have no idea who/what is going o...
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Well, bugger me with a fish-fork! A family friend called last night, not spoken for a while, the bugger only landed me a snazzy job as a "military adviser" for an in-the-works movie (medium budget number, couple of b-listers have been floated as cast members) and even though it's a one-off payment, ...
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm only 18 minutes in and I already want to suck-start a shotgun...

by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

4D chess/trolling?



Whatever-the-fuck it is, I'm laughing my ass off!
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:01 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A wee snippet of outrage-free goodness...

by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Just watched the first episode of Watchmen Wokema'am - it's utter garbage. Here is a handy data-burst version of the entire script so you don't need to endure the fucking thing.

"White men are evil!"

Seriously, that's all there is to it.
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 23, 2019 4:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
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"Jessica" Yaniv of the wax my balls or I will take yo to court lost her case and has to pay the people she was harrassing. :P https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/transgender-woman-human-rights-waxing-1.5330807 "her" "she" https://media.gamestop.com/i/gamestop/10152382/Dungeons--Dragons-...
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 23, 2019 5:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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UK bloke records dude offering "sexual favours for make-overs" in a public toilet.

Shocking...

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 2:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

How you like THEM apples, freak?

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 1:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:15 pm
Bhurzum wrote:
Hunt wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Subtension
This is about shooting a gun right?
Sorry, I thought we were talking about crew stress on U-boats.
Stress? U boot service was a lark.

Das_Boot.jpg
...and cheesy techno music.

by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 9:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Subtension
This is about shooting a gun right?
Sorry, I thought we were talking about crew stress on U-boats.
by Bhurzum
Tue Oct 22, 2019 12:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

John D wrote: I can make a fist sized pattern at 15 feet.... and the spread is much bigger at 25 feet
"Subtension is a distant concern." - Bhurzum

;)
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 21, 2019 1:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Fucking hell.



I've got no idea how I'd react (or fail to cope) in the same situation. I know he's a clichéd knuckle-head but this had me sniffling for his loss.

And I don't even like the git.
by Bhurzum
Sat Oct 19, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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KiwiInOz wrote: So what you're saying is that it's a hand shandy for Bhurzum.
I've never been so insulted in all my life! Me? Shandy? Why don't you just call me an ISIS jihadi and be done with it?

Bucket of cunts... :evil:
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Tulsi embodies the Hot/Crazy Matrix.
Never stick your dick in crazy.

https://lolsnaps.com/images/upload_pic/114576.jpg

:shock:
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 10:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Latest Count Fromula vid - it's very...Scottish?

by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Lsuoma wrote: outube.com/watch?v=e35AQK014tI
Did you just call me a bender?

https://media0.giphy.com/media/GBryIU6GFuDao/source.gif
by Bhurzum
Fri Oct 18, 2019 8:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
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Bullet fired. Bullet dodged. Run, down, crawl, observe, aim, fire. Bullet dodged - you're not wrong. The red-eyed monster who exploded in my sitting room bore little resemblance to my GF; thank fuck I didn't become too invested in her psycho ass. The thought of being chained to that (or anyone for ...
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 17, 2019 10:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
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Well, I'm single again. Turns out my GF was under the impression that marriage was on-the-cards (nope, not gonna happen, made it abundantly clear from day #1) and now that I've corrected her, she's packed up her pots and pans and proper fucked right off. Ah well, such is life. Time for a vodka/hooke...
by Bhurzum
Thu Oct 17, 2019 5:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Mwuhaha!



There's another tweet where you see the bald cunt getting a toecap in the teeth...glorious!
by Bhurzum
Mon Oct 14, 2019 3:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Brive1987 wrote: Ding ding.

Round two begins.
Friendless and peniless oblivion awaits him...
by Bhurzum
Wed Oct 09, 2019 6:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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I'm going mushroom picking tomorrow. I will be shifting my shakras toward tasty food that is generously provided by Mother Nature in spite of how the anarchic/ libertarian Patriarchy is poisoning Gaia. :P :P I smell hippy...release the hounds! https://thehappypuppysite.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/0...
by Bhurzum
Mon Sep 30, 2019 1:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
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Experience/skill Vs youth...place your bets!

by Bhurzum
Sat Sep 28, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
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John D wrote: All right you cunts! Let's chat about tanks again!
Look at this 500L bad-boy!

https://www.aquaticsworld.co.uk/wp-cont ... h-tank.jpg

/predictable
by Bhurzum
Fri Sep 27, 2019 5:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 8576
Views: 143946

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Sorry, my childish shit-posting must continue...



(the accent is flawless!)