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by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Kaitlin Bennet speaks with another lefty...



These people are bat-shit crazy.
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 8:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: Sung by Tony Hendra (the manager in Spinal Tap).
That was actually quite moving.

8/10 - would play again.
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 6:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

No reason...

by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 21, 2019 12:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

"all things scabbed and ulcerous..."

Nurgle is pleased!
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A wee example...



"The same god who made you also made the rattlesnake"

Tattoo material right there!
by Bhurzum
Tue Aug 20, 2019 10:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Completely off topic, but anyone watched Godless? That was fucking good.
Fantastic show!

Jeff Daniels is amazing in the show and really sinks into the role, very believable psycho character.

https://i.imgur.com/b44JtfX.jpg

Good recommendation, Phil.
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 18, 2019 8:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: And she is getting turned on there in the middle.
I must admit, I feel really cheap/dirty after watching her vids and not in a good way.
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 18, 2019 4:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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"Don't tread on me" is a Russian slogan?



The left, routinely.
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The BBC has top jokes from the Edinburgh Festival. They are all awful. Of course, the BBC doesn't have any Titania McGrath jokes. https://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/articles/1srMmjHF1dDpkbVT1sfgbls/eleven-top-gags-from-edinburgh Jesus Christ - those "jokes" are so bad, they registered 9.6 Mega-Smurth...
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sargon on Epstein...

by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 11, 2019 4:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Driftless wrote: Maybe there should be an award for "most white" reader. :D
I moonbathe every night, surely that counts for something?
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 11, 2019 7:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: Some of you might enjoy this:

https://apolloinrealtime.org/11/
Excellent stuff - thanks for the link.
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 10, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

screwtape wrote: Best on clean vinyl, via tubes and electrostats:
Lakme.jpg
Envy can be a dangerous thing... :P

https://media.giphy.com/media/psua4B1lJjDgI/giphy.gif
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 10, 2019 7:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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AndrewV69 wrote: Anna Netrebko is one of my favourites. So is Elīna Garanča.
Heh.

I knew I'd heard them both somewhere - this has been lurking on my HDD for ages!



Once again, this stuff does something to me that no other music can, it's like novocaine!
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Reminds me (and possibly you) of Melody...

...or does that strike a sour note.
Not bad at all.

I recently linked this mash-up of the Ennio Morricone track "The ecstasy of gold" - it's pretty damned awesome. No Callas but you can't have everything...

by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sorry for nerding out but some bugger has gone and colourized my #1 favourite piece of music ever recorded!



Callas is beauty personified and I'll strip to the waist and wrestle any fucker who disagrees!

*cracks knuckles*
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

As surreal as it is beautiful...



:dance:
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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This makes it very clear that the old school light saber needed a cross guard. There are several points in the fight where Ren could have just slid his blade down and cut off Vader’s fingers I could be wrong but I remember reading that Ren's saber has a "crossguard" because the crystal he used when...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 08, 2019 9:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Yet another high quality Star Wars fan-flick...

by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 08, 2019 2:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I dunno, I'm beginning to think he may not have been the most coherent of social commentators.
Whatever it may have been, I think it's safe to say he got his point across.

;)
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 07, 2019 11:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Combine anomie with a life lived online (where you can always find someone to reflect your opinions and doubts amplified tenfold), and you create a new diagnosis for which we don't yet have a name. Add access to weapons and you have a problem as well as a diagnosis. Looks like I inspired a Quillett...
by Bhurzum
Wed Aug 07, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hollywood blockbuster that satirizes killing of ‘deplorables’ causes outrage A controversial movie about privileged vacationers hunting “deplorables” for sport is ruffling feathers more than a month before its scheduled release and after tragic mass shootings in El Paso, Texas and Dayton, Ohio. “Th...
by Bhurzum
Mon Aug 05, 2019 6:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Can you imagine those retards trying to overthrow the system?
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 04, 2019 6:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Talk about how "rigor" is chasing women (and minorities) out of engineering because it is all about erect, rigid things.
by Bhurzum
Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Combine anomie with a life lived online (where you can always find someone to reflect your opinions and doubts amplified tenfold), and you create a new diagnosis for which we don't yet have a name. Add access to weapons and you have a problem as well as a diagnosis. Sounds like a form of radicaliza...
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 03, 2019 9:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah well fuck... another American loser with a suicide fantasy hyped up on anti-depressive medication no doubt. Now we get to hear the endless screeching of gun control advocates and politicians ready to destroy everyone's rights. Hedonist America is sometimes a complete piece of shit. Rich people...
by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 03, 2019 2:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Uh-oh, looks like yet another nasty shooting in the states...

by Bhurzum
Sat Aug 03, 2019 8:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm not even positive that there is no convincing evidence against Trump, but if someone wants me to believe that then they'd need to provide some references first. "Its obvious and you're a Trump loving moron if you disagree" is not a sufficient argument I'm in the same camp. Whilst I'm the first ...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 5:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So has anyone watched Years and Years(BBC, HBO)? It's by Russel T. Davies and it's the Russel T. Daviest thing he's ever done. It's about a British family and it follows them about 15 years into the future. There appears to be just 3 heterosexual couples left in Britain, and 2 of those are interrac...
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 12:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Random Lurker wrote: Still no need for deforestation.

ll880036_v2x1000.jpg
I suppose we could take your suggestion to its logical conclusion...

https://s3.amazonaws.com/media.eremedia ... 00x467.jpg

Far simpler if she just shaves her gorilla salad.
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I hope you, Jessica, and Danielle enjoyed yourselves.
A wise guy, huh?

https://i.pinimg.com/474x/0f/9c/20/0f9c ... howard.jpg

(I'm on a Three Stooges binge!)
by Bhurzum
Fri Aug 02, 2019 6:13 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Been lucky myself in that all the long term relationships I've been in the women tended to go for the 'natural but well maintained' look. But not all relationships are the same. If one party prefers the shaved look and the other likes it natural, why not split the difference? In the past, sailors u...
by Bhurzum
Thu Aug 01, 2019 5:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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A lot of this criticism seems to be based on pure ignorance. Is there not one amougst us that has had their balls waxed? Will anyone testicle...er...testify to that? - When I was young and an avid cyclist there was a period where I used to use depilatory cream on my legs. One day while letting the ...
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Really? wrote: So it is okay on Twitter to coordinate attacks on government facilities and personnel, but NOT okay to point out Pinochet was a scumbag.
Pinochet did nothing wrong.

https://img.memecdn.com/el-pinochet-bee ... 196172.jpg

Cheers!
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 31, 2019 3:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Well, once again I've been placed upon the Twatter naughty step. Apparently the following image is a threat of violence: https://pics.loveforquotes.com/mi-general-pinochets-helicopter-tours-t-established-1973-dreamcastle-50668824.png Fucking commies, piss-weak cowards. Don't think I can be arsed jum...
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 31, 2019 8:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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From PZ's Skepticon post: Maybe I should do a spontaneous spider workshop, alone, outside, just for me — don’t be alarmed if you see a strange man lurking in the bushes outside your room. Yeah, right. Apparently PZ is the last person to realize that his countenance is everybody's stereotypical imag...
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 31, 2019 6:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It's ma'am V1.2



:lol:
by Bhurzum
Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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If anyone wants to prove me wrong, show me the niqab wearing women ("she-burritos" as I call them) that celebrate gay rights? I'll recant immediately. Why does it have to be a woman wearing the niqab? It's 2019, you sexist infidel! https://www.tellwut.com/uploads/media/image/260045e1469945256o2450....
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 3:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: there's nothing more mortifying than having your ass wiped
Does "the help" cut up your food for you too?

/childish
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 10:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Faith in humanity slightly restored...

(thread)

by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:48 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'll just drop this here... :lol:

by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 9:10 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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HunnyBunny wrote: You guys need to start tweeting more basic biology to get yourselves out of the minor leagues.
I was going to post an article about prototype contact lenses with a zoom function.

But I'll settle for this instead...

by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 6:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: Gaming--sorry "esport"--reminds me of chess. <snip>
I'd love to see two chess grandmasters playing a game and trash-talking each other after each move.

"Git gud, scrub"
"lol...pwnd!"
"Checkmate...REKT!"

by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: I'm a super-good boy...

https://media2.giphy.com/media/G4nJH2lUEIplC/giphy.gif

Seriously though, that's quite an achievement!
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:06 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: All that hard work I put in to getting ignored in person - and someone can just automate it with a script.

Out-fucking-rageous.
https://media.makeameme.org/created/can ... vy909r.jpg
by Bhurzum
Tue Jul 30, 2019 12:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I had written a monster "Fisking" post* about the following but decided against it. I'll simply post a link to the article and you can read for yourself. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/jul/29/fornite-world-cup-100-finalists-female-gamer-esports-pro-sexism You'd think #GamerGate never...
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 29, 2019 10:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm such a good boi...

by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Must-see!



:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 29, 2019 4:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And the wokery™ continues...

by Bhurzum
Mon Jul 29, 2019 9:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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SM1957 wrote: Where can I get a #wearebaltimore T-shirt printed for my visit?
Have you considered getting it printed on one of these?

https://dangeroushazards.files.wordpres ... 092525.jpg
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 28, 2019 1:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Inquiring minds want to know.
But how many slices would you order?



;)
by Bhurzum
Sun Jul 28, 2019 10:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: It was a fuckin' avalanche!

*sigh*
An avalanche that selectively irradiates one person and removes eyes and tongues? Don't listen to Phil, Matt, he's clearly one of them.

https://i.imgur.com/WTpY1q8.png

The truth is out there, brother!
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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No obvious connection that I can think of. Returning to the title of Slipknot's latest song - it appears that the track might be named after this infamous photograph: https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/304/media/images/75012000/jpg/_75012548_solway-firth-spaceman.jpg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solway...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 27, 2019 11:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My written English is bloody awful. A nasty combination of skill-fade and immersion within an environment where "squaddie speak" is the norm have turned me into a cretin. Don't get me wrong, I have an extensive vocabulary, it's just the bolting together and structural aspects (punctuation) that I st...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 27, 2019 10:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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No obvious connection that I can think of. Solway Firth is near the Scottish-English border. In the comics Hughie is from the small highland town of Auchterladle. Which looks like something off of a tin of shortbread they would sell to tourists. (Garth Ennis is not always the most subtle of writers...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 27, 2019 4:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of the great contributions Scotland has made to world culture. I'm amazed that Frank Quitely (although quite frankly that may not be the name he was born with) - managed to make a fortune out of re-purposing this art style to portray Batman, Superman & the X-Men in American comics. The Greens.j...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 27, 2019 1:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: No references to 'The Broons' or 'Oor Wullie' for one.
Ouch! Right in the childhood...

https://www.capitaltheatres.com/media/3 ... 6050000000

Every Christmas without fail, each annual, religiously.
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 27, 2019 3:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anyone else watching "The Boys" on Amazon-prime? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecbFun7H9IU I'm almost finished season one, it's been a riot of gore, chuckles and pure entertainment. Very similar in places to "Watchmen" - behind closed doors, most of the heroes are total scumbags and you get to see...
by Bhurzum
Sat Jul 27, 2019 2:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: My mum always used to tell me that sitting on something cold would give me Chalfonts.
Same here - cold, hard surface = bumgrapes.