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by Bhurzum
Fri May 24, 2019 12:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: Mushrooms are from Planet 10. The Buckaroo Banzai Planet 10, not Pluto.
Yuggoth?
by Bhurzum
Fri May 24, 2019 12:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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The apparent decoupling in the correlation indicates that there are other factors are at play, i.e. there are other feedback loops with a stronger influence acting on the behaviour of the system. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/ce/4d/1e/ce4d1e65f41e18f38c19ab400870bd22--aliens-history-the-history.jpg Ser...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 23, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Views: 61881

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: Don't call me Ken.
Nae danger, Percy.
by Bhurzum
Wed May 22, 2019 11:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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shoutinghorse wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Don't forget to pick up a dozen deep fried Mars Bars on the way back.
That's a myth, I've been assured that fried curly wurly's are the sweaty sock staple diet of choice.
Well, they're 10p cheaper. Every penny is a prisoner y'ken?

Hoots!
by Bhurzum
Wed May 22, 2019 10:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Ever see someone squirm like a worm on a hook?

by Bhurzum
Wed May 22, 2019 5:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

KiwiInOz wrote: In Scotland that would be a McFlurry.
That's a racist stereotype.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to put on my kilt and take my ginger dogs out haggis hunting so I can afford a heroin supper and a bottle of Irn Bru.

Och aye the noo, Jimmy!
by Bhurzum
Sun May 19, 2019 1:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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LOL...4th nearly ended me! There's so much wrong with that, the mind boggles! The whole list is gold, cheers for the link! :lol:
by Bhurzum
Sun May 19, 2019 12:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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I hate myself for laughing but when the wee girl turned around I almost pissed my pants!

by Bhurzum
Sun May 19, 2019 3:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Kirbmarc wrote: The world looks much saner if you know how avoid the crazies.
Heh. Perhaps it says more about me but I actively court certain crazies. It's not that I agree with or believe their crap, I just enjoy the back and forth shit-slinging, salt and outrage. What can I say? I'm a shit-lord... ;)
by Bhurzum
Sun May 19, 2019 1:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move? She popped up in my YT feed a couple of times but couldn't hold my interest for longer than a minute or two. However, I'm currently enjoying the content pushed by Katlyn Bennet (sp?) - she's a vapid bimbo but certainly knows how ...
by Bhurzum
Sun May 19, 2019 1:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Kirbmarc wrote: The people who clamor the most about their own purity and the evils of sexual education are usually hypocrites.
Ted Haggard syndrome.

:lol:
by Bhurzum
Sun May 19, 2019 12:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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I don't give a fuck as long as they leave my balrogs alone - the coolest beasties in all of fiction!

https://i.etsystatic.com/6655067/r/il/a ... 8_3qbo.jpg

(I'm part of the "they have wings" faction)
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 7:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Well, since things are a bit slow here, I'll continue to shit-post. You can watch the vid if you want, it's not really important. However, the comments section is a heaving gold-mine of outrage, "what if" predictions and salty butt-hurt. The reason? Amazon might "woke" up the new LOTR series and we'...
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Got a nagging suspicion this may have been posted before...but fuck it.



Sometimes Twatter can be a positive thing.
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 12:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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To be fair to dear old Melodie - I think I'd find myself in the same state if Lawrence Krauss tried to fuck me. If M'lady tried to fuck me, I'd be like this... https://media1.tenor.com/images/4b460c34b2d00199c72776983627cbbb/tenor.gif?itemid=9756316 Only joking - she's still my #1 fantasy gal! If y...
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 11:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

shoutinghorse wrote: Thank god the boys in blue were there to stop things getting out of contr .... Oh! :?
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 10:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Doctor struck off after asking a Muslim woman to remove her darth vadar mask so he could hear her more clearly. She agreed, then complained to her husband who then complained to the hospital citing 'racism' so then of course he had to go. I despair. :roll: https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke...
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 10:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Ah, apparently it *might* have been fireworks.

Details to follow...
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 10:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Blam! Blam! Blam! Welcome to Islam!



Heh...this could be what we've been waiting for!
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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KiwiInOz wrote: Head in the sand and arse in the air.
Is that a pr0nhub category?

Asking for a friend... ;)
by Bhurzum
Sat May 18, 2019 1:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Keating wrote: Had to wait an extra half hour in the queue because they ran out of sausages.
Sausage Sanga Saga II: Electric Boogaloo?
by Bhurzum
Fri May 17, 2019 8:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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dog puke wrote: That picture was from my time in the Navy SEALs.
So you're not a fan of the MRE's? That's hardcore!
by Bhurzum
Fri May 17, 2019 6:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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KiwiInOz wrote: Were you a Navy Seal by any chance?
I fucking love that! One of my all-time favourite memes (copy pasta).
by Bhurzum
Fri May 17, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Tigzy wrote: To quote the chap from Jazz Club: "Nice."
Had to look twice, thought you'd stumbled onto Richard Carrier's secret blog!

"The first rule of jizz club is..."
by Bhurzum
Fri May 17, 2019 12:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Well this is creepy fucked up but not at all surprising: Naked Yoga and Cuddle Parties: Lap Dancing Clubs for the Woke What in the name of Satan's fetid foreskin is happening to the world? Cuddle parties? Fucking cuddle parties! For adults! I swear, society needs a swift steel toecap up the arse. I...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 8:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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I've come across a few that smelled like Billingsgate. Still fucked them. The language of the gutter. Tsk. In a similar vein, I was shacked up with a Canadian bird (Winter maint, BATUS) who had the most amazing crotch I've ever seen - it looked like Cthulhu eating a pack of raw bacon and her pubes ...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 7:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: And thank you very much you fuckhead for getting me hooked on The Mirror; I shan't get anything done tonight now.
https://66.media.tumblr.com/232bf2f6e9f ... o1_400.gif
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 7:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Words fail me. But you know what I'm thinking.
It could be argued that they're going for gold in the realism department?
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 6:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Orange juice burns your nose-lining when it passes through it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6vHtyEXkAUwzpm.jpg:large

This is worse than the afterburn of CS!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 6:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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The ghost of Justicar isn't far-off from Sargon's campaign-- the fake-news about Sargon being 'pro-pedophilia'-- is partly derived from a youtube vid of Sargon talking to Justicar-- who raved about his own early-childhood sexual experiences-- and how much he had enjoyed them. Ah, a huge puzzle-piec...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 6:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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Lsuoma wrote: Do you remember the tammy strop he threw when franc said he was going to gravely injure Myers put a piece of paper in Myers' pocket? That was comedy gold.
To be fair, vicious stealth-leafletting is no laughing matter.
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 6:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Lsuoma wrote: Lucky Ol' Justipoo wasn't around - he'd have had a fainting attack at Tommy sticking some paper in that blokes clothes.
Heh. I love Justi; guy is a fucking hoot! His twattage is so random and acidic, it's a thing of hideous beauty.
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 5:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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Jesus wept. The new "Batwoman" trailer just launched and it might as well be looped footage of a man being punched in the dick by a fat lesbian with pink hair. Not even linking it, fuck that. Ow, My Balls! Seriously, it's going to be Ghostbusters, Mad Max: Fury Road and Captain Marvel all over agai...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Jesus wept. The new "Batwoman" trailer just launched and it might as well be looped footage of a man being punched in the dick by a fat lesbian with pink hair. Not even linking it, fuck that.
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 6:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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SAT to add an adversity score: https://www.wsj.com/articles/sat-to-give-students-adversity-score-to-capture-social-and-economic-background-11557999000 How do I bulk up my resume with things that will increase my adversity score? Or more to the point, how will rich parents help their children maximi...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 16, 2019 6:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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Whilst it's not quite on par with the infamous Cathy "So you're saying" Newman dumpster-fire interview, this 12 minute chat with Sargon is yet another example of a BBC drone struggling to stay on the rails. I would love to see her repeat this with no script, no ear-piece and no direction from behind...
by Bhurzum
Wed May 15, 2019 9:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Lsuoma wrote: Jesus Tittyfucking Christ, the more I think about it, the more I am glad I left the UK.
If it wasn't for family, I'd be a yank. Or a Canookian.
by Bhurzum
Wed May 15, 2019 6:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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Yet another lulzy nothing-burger.



Such a pity that officer Bluto doesn't give a fuck about female-privilege :lol:
by Bhurzum
Wed May 15, 2019 3:32 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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The blood lust is never far from the surface. Share by a lefty friend on FB. I thought it was rather disturbing, given the far left's record on mass murder. It's quite funny, the more you interact with screeching lefties, the more you realize they're the very thing(s) they claim to be fighting - bi...
by Bhurzum
Tue May 14, 2019 10:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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Stephen Fry is literally Hitler!

by Bhurzum
Mon May 13, 2019 8:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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Was she really on your radar Bhurzum? My ex-wife was a huge fan, something she got from her parents. "Calamity Jane" was Christmas day mandatory viewing in our house and as such, I had a certain fondness for her. Also, her work/activism on behalf of animals was well known to us. Not a major part of...
by Bhurzum
Mon May 13, 2019 7:27 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Sad news - another icon down.

by Bhurzum
Sun May 12, 2019 7:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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;)
Service Dog wrote: Palestine.
I have an old tour t-shirt with "I love Israel" on the front and "A $200 solution to a $5 problem" on the back. I could mail it to you... ;)
by Bhurzum
Sun May 12, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...

by Bhurzum
Sat May 11, 2019 11:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Heh!

Just spotted my custom insult-title thingy. Cheers, Tit, you just made my Christmas card list.

:burn:
by Bhurzum
Sat May 11, 2019 11:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Really? wrote: ode to semen


:P
by Bhurzum
Fri May 10, 2019 1:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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...and the witch-hunt intensifies:
Danny Baker being investigated by police over 'stupid' royal baby tweet that saw him sacked by BBC
https://www.itv.com/news/2019-05-10/dan ... aby-tweet/

:lol:
by Bhurzum
Fri May 10, 2019 10:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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BBC segment on the Danny Baker shit-fest:

by Bhurzum
Fri May 10, 2019 9:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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Gumby wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: As far as atheist US presidents go - doesn't Trump qualify?
Does Trump worshipping himself count as 'religious'?
Well, somebody has to believe in him.
by Bhurzum
Thu May 09, 2019 5:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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I'm not sure whether you just forever ruined glazed donuts for me, or butt-holes... Either way: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2c/2c7b084dbf2b2c6d8bd34ef3ddc5b2726e231388a78b27edf7e6e5160111f98f.jpg Seriously though, did you just call me a butt-hole ruiner? I'm not sure how I feel about that... :think:
by Bhurzum
Thu May 09, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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And to think I was originally opposed to burkinis. I bet she has a butt-hole like a glazed donut... :P https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2990/1690/products/19905320_1420428588000617_5469094491043139022_n.jpg?v=1519323561 Oh, and a burkini is hardly the correct tool for the job - a tractor tarp woul...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 09, 2019 3:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
Views: 61881

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shoutinghorse wrote: Freddie Starr has eaten his last hamster .. RIP :( (76)
Damn. :(

https://media1.giphy.com/media/9xAsdwWG ... /giphy.gif
by Bhurzum
Thu May 09, 2019 8:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Looks like Danny boy's radio chums are rallying round. :clap:

If Tommy Robinson had made the offending tweet, it would be case closed.
by Bhurzum
Thu May 09, 2019 7:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Yeah, but come on. He got sacked for what amounts to a stupid brainfart. That is a bit fucking harsh, whether you like the bloke or not. Sorry, I've had a hate-on for the fat twat for years; I could watch him being mauled by pitbulls and not feel a shred of sympathy. And that's before we unpack his...
by Bhurzum
Thu May 09, 2019 1:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: And right on cue the snivelling Z list celebrity "I didn't mean to offend" apology. :roll:
Not going to lie, this gave me a semi :D

by Bhurzum
Wed May 08, 2019 10:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 4701
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There are guys who would fuck a hole in the ground. We all know this. And she looks better than a hole in the ground so if she looks she will find. No? Of course. I've seen sights in garrison bars/clubs that would make your toes curl, your stomach churn and your hair stand on end. However, the only...
by Bhurzum
Wed May 08, 2019 8:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Holy shit - insufferable tosspot and smug cunt Danny Baker just committed career suicide!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D6EF5VMW0AAIVVM.jpg:large