If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Tony, normally I couldn't agree more. I have ignored him for ages but there were some things I needed to say and I said them. Maybe I got it out of my system maybe I didn't but I enjoyed the engage and if he decides to paint himself into a corner again I may lay the boot in again. There was no inte...

This won't come as a surprise to you... I think pretty much everyone here understood what my aim was, and it was not that "nice" Just added the finishing touches to my newest post.... "Trolling the Slymepit" ... http://www.oolon.co.uk/?p=94 Seriously, troll face gone, Tony I'm glad there are no hard...

But Renee - the more Oolon insists of engaging with us, the bigger the chance that his cronies from FTB/A+ will get to know that he admitted screencapping [/b]possible[/b] child porn. Definitely on a roll with his epic trolling here... Aw fuck, you spoilt it! Tony will be mad.... You didn't really ...

Here's an idea. Let's not feed the fuck-nutted, jacked up, toadying, jizz shit that is called Oolon. Let's stop responding to the stupid, insipid, asshat. If that happens, we can get on with normal adult conversations. Seriously. It's like trying to talk to a snot-nosed 6 year old. And about as pro...

Sweet, fake child porn is like troll catnip, I've have to remember that one... SO Tony, you must pop to FtBs now and warn them there is a dangerous pedo in their midst... The A+ forum must be warned! Head off now little one, won't someone think of the children! They watch this place like hawks. The...

No, it's not that anyone who disagrees with the Slyme Pit gets an ice-pick. Just you, Jimbo. Look, asshole. I will make a deal. I will give you until after my Thanksgiving holiday to make sure you have nothing incriminating on your hard drive (you are in IT, so you know to delete and defrag or use ...

I really think Tony has had a total trolling detection failure... >Downloaded child porn to troll. Sweet, fake child porn is like troll catnip, I've have to remember that one... SO Tony, you must pop to FtBs now and warn them there is a dangerous pedo in their midst... The A+ forum must be warned! ...

Git wrote:Obviously the white pussy of authority or the white ass of authority wasn't enough to stop feeding the troll. So here is the WHITE ELEPHANT OF AUTHORITY:

I really think Tony has had a total trolling detection failure...

Tony Parsehole wrote: >Describes pic as kiddy porn
>Downloads picture whilst under that impression
>Cries about "fake pedo rumors" when his behaviour is questioned

:hankey: Mr Hankey says, If you don't like it, you can suck my little balls.

She's already seen it - as a South Park fan she thought it was pretty funny - she is not as easily impressed by your stupidity as me though and thought you were right to censor your own forum and decide what is good taste and bad... Bull-fucking-shit. You're still ignoring the fact you described it...

@Oolon Well, if the picture's as innocent as you now seem to be saying, then you shouldn't have anything to be worried about - right? Tell you what, Ools - why not show the pic to your wife, and see if she considers it child porn? In fact - why not show it that copper you claimed to be friendly wit...

@Oolon Well, if the picture's as innocent as you now seem to be saying, then you shouldn't have anything to be worried about - right? Tell you what, Ools - why not show the pic to your wife, and see if she considers it child porn? In fact - why not show it that copper you claimed to be friendly wit...

You would think the great sceptics here would have figured that someone would consider it child porn by now :clap: Well you did - before promptly informing us that you had screencaptured it! :lol: Cool I get to decide what is child porn... Err... Tigzys avatar is obviously underage! :popcorn: Quick...

:lol: :lol: :lol: Oolon: 'But officer, she looked older than 18 to me.' Sure, no nonce has ever tried that defence.... But anyways Oolon, I guess you can at least be grateful that we at the Slymepit are generally good sorts. After all, imagine how awkward it would be if some of us here regularly po...

I'm sure sacha knows I'm just responding in kind. Um, no. WTF were you thinking posting that? Underage girls with jizz on their faces has no place here, you jackass. Lsuoma, please erase that crap. Hmm I guess Gumby would be the one to call out 'underage' girls first.. Tony Parsehole, that image is...

Bless your kiddy-fiddling heart. You were the only person on this site who, upon seeing child porn, downloaded it , admitted it and then alluded to distributing said child porn to your followers via a possible future blogpost. I wonder if in retrospect you think that was a bad idea? Personally I'm ...

To the slimy turd: Why the fuck would you screencap child porn, even on the Slyme? The fuck is wrong with you? It was removed and its user even BANNED (the first time ever a user been BANNED on the Slyme) and you're seeing it and going, "Oh, well, here's a treat, child porn, can use that," Well, no...

bhoytony wrote:I don't know which is more embarassing, the primary school level of trolling or the fact that it seems to be working.

That's why I warned Crommunist off, taking the piss here is addictive.. Seems he has more sense than me though.

Oh we already have the answer to that: laden stalking Abbie so he could get enough info to try to get her boss to silence her. Let's be clear here: that was stalking, and yet time and time again, you defend it, because Laden said it wasn't stalking. Welp sport, hate to tell you, but yeah, that was ...

Tuvok, did you have to invoke the name of that smug stream of diarrhea? It's manifested itself again. If anyone's had the dubious pleasure of getting into a spat with an obnoxious child on public transport they'll get that same sense dealing with this brat. I might have to start logging in again ju...

Tuvok, did you have to invoke the name of that smug stream of diarrhea? It's manifested itself again. If anyone's had the dubious pleasure of getting into a spat with an obnoxious child on public transport they'll get that same sense dealing with this brat. I might have to start logging in again ju...

Orlan said: I've read the whole [Laden's book] myself. Did you fuckwits work out it is about you? About us? You have got to be kidding. I would post some of the text since you are too cheap to pony up the Â£3.20 on amazon, but since you'd all go whining to Greg about copyright infringement I'll jus...

Did you fuckwits work out it is about you? It is pretty damn clear about halfway through given the subject matter and the 'names' given to the shit flinging apes. Oolon, we ain't going to go out and buy copies and put money into Osama's back pocket, which he will no doubt spend on cans of high-stre...

Simply and clearly: what action does FTB/A+ have to take against "enemies" before you're willing to say "that's wrong", no excuses, no justifications. You can just type words here, I'm not blocking you. You're a great personification of the phrase "Unctuous Tit" to do that. Execution by ice pick......

Oolon You are not as interesting as Greg Laden's book. That is all. I didn't read the 'review' of the book you lot did, I've read the whole thing myself. Did you fuckwits work out it is about you? It is pretty damn clear about halfway through given the subject matter and the 'names' given to the sh...

CommanderTuvok wrote:
oolon, slimy turd wrote:Hmm Kiddie porn on the pit, I'm surprised and shocked! So surprised and shocked I almost forgot to screencap it... My next blog post... "The Slymepit is Full of Paedos" :whistle:
I've seen far worse on FreeThoughtBlogs.

I've seen you there as well...

Surprised you didn't quote me saying to Spence that when you grow up you learn you never 'win' arguments on the internet :-) I'll give you a C- as you lacked effort and working memory on that one. Oh FFS here we go again. Has diddums thrown all of his toys out the pram again? I didn't originally cl...

Simply and clearly: what action does FTB/A+ have to take against "enemies" before you're willing to say "that's wrong", no excuses, no justifications. You can just type words here, I'm not blocking you. You're a great personification of the phrase "Unctuous Tit" to do that. Execution by ice pick......

<reversepsychology> BTW, feel free to speculate on the identity of SurelyYouGuest. </reversepsychology> Ah! I think I've got it! It must be the SLIMY TURD himself, OOLON! Hmm Kiddie porn on the pit, I'm surprised and shocked! So surprised and shocked I almost forgot to screencap it... My next blog ...

http://www.mucholisto.com/site_media/entryimages/1165/gnpjp_thumb.jpg @acathode... You just happened to forget you and the Slyme-losers lost that particular argument... I knew blogging would come in useful eventually... "The Atheist Movement is Full of Misogynists" http://www.oolon.co.uk/?p=8 Surpr...

Doh, responded to the wrong post... Oh well that one to John was in regard to what I'll consider bad form from FtB'ers... This one is responding to acathode above :) @acathode... You just happened to forget you and the Slyme-losers lost that particular argument... I knew blogging would come in usefu...

The part that pissed me off in school was the teacher then proclaiming s/h/it knew exactly what it was that the author was conveying between the lines - that there was "a" right answer. And if a student came up with something different, then the student was wrong . Education. It helped teach me cri...

Sorry Oolon - it's becoming impossible to read what you say without seeing you as a caricature. Well not from my side, you seem to have a good sense of humour, how could I dislike anyone who can write my own version of a Private Eye/ Dame Sylvie Krin missive. I've printed it out and it's hung on my...

So, Oolon, no objections to Crom (or this guest poster, not even sure anymore) editing somone's comments into some nasty shit? This is not trolling. It's vandalism at best, and plain slander at worse ("I drink pee"?!? Seriously?) Or back to Franc: care to support that Franc was hatefuly thinking ab...

Hehe you are reminding me of Greg Laden when he got all pissy about my not believing he had not been thrown off FtBs... In the Bluharmony lie post if you are interested. Maybe this is why you two get on so badly, two peas in a pod, separated at birth. :( Oolon, we have never interacted but I rememb...

Well, I didn't start this one. Apparently the honor goes to either someone involved in that Twitter exchange or one of the followers. It may be one of the "let the minions do the dirty work". However, as it is a completely false accusation aided and abetted by The Slimy One, should it ever get to t...

Nice try Oolon - Crom is just another regular FTB Baboon comment editor who uses censorship to push the Baboon agenda. Taking the mick, my arse. You did read the tweets from him? What sort of creationist level delusion is needed to read that and not see the obvious... ... What is the alternative? H...

I'm sure given his urge to set the record straight about the 'cunt kicking' this would have featured in his list of 'things to defend'? Or it may be he decided that descriptions of a prostitute spanking the monkey juxtaposed to expressions of hate at PZ and Rebecca was not the cleverest thing he ha...

So he admits to doing it for purely juvenile reasons and to wind you up... Take it from me, that is trolling mate. Have you gotten notice to come in and give your version of events to the Crown Prosecution Service yet? Apparently it all started with an anonymous inquiry to the London Metro Police a...

Sorry franc'y old boy I got into trouble on Pharyngula for not knowing the etymology of the 'Cupcake' put down. Seems I've gorn n put my foot in it again. I thought on your slimy stalker post you had a prostitute enabled 'hate-fap' about PZ and Rebecca (Feminists really should respect sex-workers m...

Is Oolon actually trying to suggest Crommunist was trolling us? That's just Oolon trolling!!! Retarded wankstain that he is. :dance: Hehe evidence he was making some greater point Tuvok? No of course evidence is not needed - that he is some great destroyer of the valiant free speech of the Slyme-co...

Sorry franc'y old boy I got into trouble on Pharyngula for not knowing the etymology of the 'Cupcake' put down. Seems I've gorn n put my foot in it again. I thought on your slimy stalker post you had a prostitute enabled 'hate-fap' about PZ and Rebecca (Feminists really should respect sex-workers m...

the life of a cowardly anonymous internet kook is a tough one, punctuated with the odd prostitute enabled hate fap to keep his pecker up... Still can't think of sex without hate can you? Surprisingly (and comfortingly) this seems to be limited to the various baboon boards and dust religions. Hate b...

Even evidence that critical thought has gone on here would be nice... You are "shocked" at the horrible FtB'ers expressing distaste at what is seen as misogynistic language! Well let me get the fainting couch for you.... BUT NO! The glorious Slyme resistance needs you, still that fluttering heart a...

Seems one Slymepitters arselikhan is another "FtB'ers" comedy gold... Seeing you lot troll Crom and Haifisch was pretty boring, especially as it was a fairly regulation troll effort (No where near as funny as Hanannibals 'frothing at the gash' opus) Then he trolls you right back.... This would have...

cunt wrote:That's cute. Were you around when Myers decided that a joke on Rationalia was unacceptable Oolon?

Err... So you never decide anyone's behaviour is 'unacceptable'? And you never express in written form that you think their behaviour is 'unacceptable'?

What exactly is different?

If they just wanted to have language rules on FTB, no fucking problem, at all, plenty of forums and blogs have rules against swearing, no one would bat an eyelid. But that's not what Myers etc wants, no, they want to play FTB - World Word Police, fuck yeah! and decide what words you are allowed to ...

Oolon in the thread! Licking Crommunist arse. What was Oolon's reaction when PZ edited his comment? Oh yeah. Butthurt blogpost of "Why WHY!!!??". This is comedy gold. I'm thinking we should get a nose warmer for Oolon for the holidays. I'm sure it gets a bit cold and uncomfortable for those he ass-...

I am not going to continue a conversation on Twitter. It's an arduous medium to engage in conversation. Besides, I read all of your tweets, and frankly, it's not a conversation I wish to continue, as you obviously have already made your mind up that interviewing someone you happen to disagree with ...

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You forgot to send the memo to franc! :mrgreen:

Don't play oppression Olympics with me mate! Speaking with Nigel, his next door but one neighbour (nice detached, Audi, wife with a suspected boob-job), Oolon couldn't help but comment on that fact that Nigel's boat ('Sweet Caroline', the Status Quo tune with which Nigel and his wife had conceived ...

If you are not on their side, you're a bad person to them. There's no other option. This. A thousand times this! *squawk* No, but seriously, how the fuck did this happen? I used to consistently enjoy reading and posting at FtB just a couple years back. How is it that it went from open freethinking ...

Why do you even bother talking? No one listens, considers, or cares. When you post this shit it is clear even you don't care. And you dropped some dignity over there next to that pile of credibility you threw out a long time ago. Talking to yourself is never pretty Reap, been at the dog food again ...

Dick Strawkins wrote:I bet oolon was milk monitor.

Showing your age Dick, Margaret Thatcher, Milk Snatcher got rid of the milk before I was at School :dance:

Really simple, if Ophelia makes one more claim that I threatened violence on her or Rebecca Watson (unlike you, who really needs a good ice-picking and no jury, not even one composed of your own mother, would convict me) or alludes to such the following will happen. 1. The Seattle police department...

Saint N Why bother with Oolon anymore? He lives a nice middle-class life in a nice little village where the locals live in dread of an Asian family moving in in case it lowers the local property prices; he plays tennis; he drinks cider in a quaint pub. His lifestyle is very white and very privilege...

My opinion on the guy was closer to Phil's not too long ago, but after seeing the way he gleefully went along with the slanderous accusation that Mykeru is a physical threat to either Benson or Watson (and than sheepishly tried to play it off when he got called out on it here), this despite constan...

7. Of course, if she didn't delete, moderate, and ban them, she might get more. And Prince oolon, that deep digger of bullshit has this to say: Although I find it interesting they actually claim to think like this, anyone disagreeing on there will quickly find themselves an addition to the members ...

franc wrote:Slimy fuck Oolon still thinks there's flesh on the horse skeleton -

Hehe, thanks for the laugh franc. You do realise I'm accusing everyone of being a Hoggle sock now?

Oolon: well, alright, I'll take that back. Not double-faced, just dishonest. Also one other thing, I usually say some Slymepitter believeâ€¦ or sayâ€¦ etc. But in this instance it was clear that no one felt I had even the merest bit of a good point. They are of one mind hereâ€¦ Couldn't be more wro...

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