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by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:55 am
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ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: Pesky Pronouns and Compelling Conundrums
Actually, I may have changed my mind - I've seen some pretty compelling arguments from John Helmer that it was the Polacks.
by Lsuoma
Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:32 am
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Jonathan Haidt resigns from NYU over compulsory DEI statement: https://jonathanturley.org/2022/09/27/i-refuse-to-do-this-leading-nyu-psychologist-resigns-from-major-research-group-over-mandatory-dei-statement/ I have read everything Haidt has written. He is a very nuanced and interesting writer. I ...
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:09 pm
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Holy shit -- we blew up Nordstream.
Yep. Navy Seals is my guess. Force the Krauts to knuckle under to US hegemony. The way that the US has pushed the EU to shoot themselves in the face is remarkable indeed!
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:07 pm
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Just saw Jupiter and five (MAYBE six) moons. Used a 20x60 spotting scope. A 100mm or 125mm refractor would have been nice, but this was as clear as I've seen Joybringer in decades.
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 27, 2022 4:45 pm
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When the kooks at Free thought blogs were accusing Slyme pitters of making rape threats, as I recall no one was actually making threats. You can decide whether this is a threat: After MacKenzie comments on her appearance and where she’s from, he says, “Let’s rape her … It’s not really a sex thing, ...
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:40 am
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I'd say they were completely useless bloody creatures - but apparently the best thing to wipe you arse with is the neck of a live swan. Meanwhile other Glaswegian wildlife has not gone hungry... https://www.arsetube.com/watch?v=knmC8NigcTA (link saved from 2013) Goose: There is no need of wiping on...
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:13 am
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Well, that was a crowd-pleaser: three times around the bowl, and pointed at both ends!

:hankey: :hankey: :hankey:
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 15, 2022 5:46 am
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Two of these patients (two eyes) underwent PKP > 20 years ago and had no history of acute or chronic corneal allograft rejection [33,38]. As a triple-vaxxed person who had a penetrating keratoplasty 27 years ago, I'll be ... <cough> ... keeping an eye on this. Eyepatches are cool as fuck. Doubly so...
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:43 am
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Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Vanessa Feltz
Please, can we not invoke memories of that hideous, greasy, stinking, blubber-mungeous sack of putrid shit?

Fuck sake...
So, how do you like the idea of calling that sandwich you posted a Feltz Burger?
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:43 am
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Just for shits and giggles I estimated my unique shag count over the years, and came up with around 20. Don't know whether that's above or below the mean figure, but I'm sure it's got a really, really long tail. With the exception of my current darling wife, that's ALL before the age of 40, BTW. I ...
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:37 am
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I do feel bad for the zoomers though. The popular notion is they're over sexed, but it's the exact opposite. Unprecedented access to porn, but nobody is getting laid. Neurotic and miserable. I have read somewhere that young people are having less "real" sex than any generation since the 1960s. Very...
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:34 am
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But Lizzo's over a ton gash doesn't fit in overton's window. FTFY. Addendum - if the police ever search her, she's fucked. There's more crack in her knickers than the whole of Harlem! The version I heard of that was that Vanessa Feltz got arrested at Heathrow with 40lb of crack in her knickers.
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:33 am
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If we're looking at tasteless jokes:

Did you hear that the French police had to call Rover in 1997 to ask how to get an the engine out of a '61 Princess.

Also, what did the mortuary guy sing while bagging the crash victims? Zippidy Dodi, zippidy Di.
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:46 am
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After a working lifetime of intellectual employment (research scientist, computational scientist, DBA, TPM, technical manager) I find my interests shifting strongly towards doing shit with my hands. I've picked up my old hobby of electronics and I'm starting to work with wood (oo-er, missus). I've ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:45 pm
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John - if you ever come across god, give him a decent, well directed boot in the balls.
by Lsuoma
Sat Sep 10, 2022 9:09 am
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I'm using nasal irrigation to clear out my sinuses, and it's just occurred to me that the nozzle looks JUST like a herman gelmet, minus the banjo string.

https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/585352/900.jpg
by Lsuoma
Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:55 am
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/news_feeds/icons/mobile/000/019/234/3ad.jpg Me too - I'm 63 next March, and retiring in December '23. After a working lifetime of intellectual employment (research scientist, computational scientist, DBA, TPM, technical manager) I find my interests shifting strongly towards do...
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:24 pm
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From the BBC:
Queen Elizabeth II: Children remember 'that fantastic twinkle'
Hmmm. "Twinkle" was juvenile slang for the hairy lasso when I was a kid...
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:01 am
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MarcusAu wrote: ...'attempted' being the operative word...

I'm sure that the referenced is not completely lost to those interested Scottish history or those of a Jacobite persuasion
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:19 pm
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fafnir wrote: I blame Liz Truss
Probably - one too many Lizzies for the new PM's liking...
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 am
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So, looks like the queen is dead, long live King Brian!
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 06, 2022 4:38 pm
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Indeed, a true classic...

As is:

by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:34 pm
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My kinda festival!

by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 05, 2022 5:10 pm
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"I don't get mad: I get stabby."
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:36 am
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Wow. The finger snapping is obviously on a back-up track... but the rest is amazing. Vocal, Bass, Drum. Brilliant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxoAJ3Boyc&t=0s Yep. By coincidence I happen to have just purchased her autobiography. I loved her portrayal as the wannabe singer lush, Rose, in Pete ...
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:17 pm
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SAR boats are STILL out, even in the dark...
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:50 pm
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The 10 fatal victims were found in 13 separate locations across the central province Huh? What part of dismemberment don't you understand? Also, we saw this a couple of hours ago: https://komonews.com/news/local/plane-crash-reported-in-mutiny-bay-9-passengers-aboard Bastard exploded in mid air and ...
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:38 pm
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That's not a Rolls Royce - THIS is a Rolls Royce:



So is this:

by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:38 am
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Cunt and nigger too, don't forget - cunt and nigger...
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:05 am
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jet_lagg wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: “Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”, is a law of propaganda often attributed to the Nazi Joseph Goebbels.
Last I checked it was a time honored pit tradition to lay Nazi pipe.
But NO swinging of the pale pipe...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 29, 2022 12:00 pm
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Ah, ze Froggies - professional to the core...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62712278
by Lsuoma
Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:08 am
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by Lsuoma
Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:28 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
After I inquired at each of the armed services recruiting offices when I was in high school, Sgt. Hernandez of the USMC kept calling me to say 'C'mon down -- you can shoot the guns!' It was never 'C'mon down -- you can clean the toilets!'
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by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:21 am
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Let's think about the "Four Horsemen"... shall we? Dawkins: While he had a good idea about "memes" he has become completely irrelevant. I have not heard from him in years. I guess I don't know what to think. He had his moment, but he really just contributed a bit of an idea.... the concept that an ...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:12 am
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fuzzy wrote: 892868_u7bpfflki24nb5c_full.jpeg
Simpsons South Park already did it.

by Lsuoma
Fri Aug 19, 2022 5:55 am
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You've probably heard the phrase "opinions are like arseholes - everybody has one." Well, that is wrong, wrong, wrong:

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-62580967
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 7:03 pm
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Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote: A trans chicken. What will they think of next.
Queer turkey.

Obviously.
Gobble gobble!!
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 12:24 pm
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Who is that riding with Matt?
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:41 am
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:cdc: :cdc: :cdc: :cdc:
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by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 18, 2022 10:38 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
I'm fine with calling them MAPs, so long as we still get to cut their balls off.
Yeah, well the Moon-Glampers say it all.
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 16, 2022 3:49 pm
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Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Nice beaver!
Unless it's a nasty Marxist/feminist snatch...

https://media1.giphy.com/media/CUFjd7IbtTo5O/200.gif
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 16, 2022 1:29 pm
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Banter like that is what I’m getting at. It’s not lying. It’s flirting. The only information being conveyed is that you care enough to play the game. If the woman insists you’re lying it just means you’re not playing the game to her tastes. Or something. Who knows with broads. Late in life, John Up...
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 16, 2022 5:42 am
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And now back to topless darts at Roehampton...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:43 am
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That underline should have been strikethrough.
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:43 am
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Seattle Times is reporting that Palin may be trying to resurrect her glory hole days.

Trump/Palin in 2024?
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 15, 2022 6:00 am
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The Washington Post reported Thursday that the unprecedented FBI raid on Trump’s residence was undertaken in part to recover “classified documents relating to nuclear weapons.” Not only that, he turned me into a newt! (I got better) I heard something about TS/SCI records too. TS (Top Secret) is a g...
by Lsuoma
Sat Aug 13, 2022 7:11 am
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Fuck, man, Take care, and strange as it may seem, this crazy group of people her cares about you.
by Lsuoma
Fri Aug 12, 2022 6:27 am
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I was all hot for Red, until I saw Green. Well, since we're talking fantasy, I'll have 'em both! Red in expensive webbing, green in leather/latex. https://i.gifer.com/FZgL.gif Fuck it, I'll also have "Aliens" era Sigourney Weaver stood to the side with a moist cloth to mop my brow and yell encourag...
by Lsuoma
Wed Aug 10, 2022 6:09 am
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Also -- as Bhurzum observed, Nyugen apparently had some advanced training. Which likely also included hands-on training. Prosecutor will discover that, and in trial will ask, 'Why didn't you just use your non-lethal [Jujistsu, whatever] skills?' I get the frustration of thugs robbing your store rep...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:52 pm
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Facknell, I never knew this:
Her father had been a British spy during World War Two. Her mother was the daughter of the German Nobel laureate, Max Born, and had fled with her family when the Nazis came to power in 1933.
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:51 pm
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by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 08, 2022 3:50 pm
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Olivia Neutron-Bomb dead at 72.
by Lsuoma
Sun Aug 07, 2022 12:40 pm
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John D wrote: So... totally unrelated to anything. But I regret not seeing Devo live back in the day. This performance is fabulous... haha.
Remember seeing them on the Stiff tour with Lene Lovich, Rachel Sweet etc. Great live gig - completely tonto!
by Lsuoma
Sat Aug 06, 2022 7:16 pm
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Craziness in LA - Yesterday, a drunk woman going 100 mph in her Mercedes plows through an intersection, killing six: https://www.foxla.com/news/windsor-hills-crash-driver-suspect Today, Anne Heche, chugging vodka, plows into a house going 90 mph in her Cooper Mini: `https://www.tmz.com/2022/08/05/a...
by Lsuoma
Thu Aug 04, 2022 2:29 pm
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What the horse said.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 30, 2022 10:43 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Spot the family snitch:


snitch.jpg
Would do three of those.
by Lsuoma
Sat Jul 30, 2022 8:18 am
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I find stories like that fascinating. I'm a big fan of sites like Abandoned America and Atlas Obscura, and whenever we're on the road I try to look out interesting places to visit. I used to do urban exploration in the UK - arrested for trespassing lots of times - but you need to be fit for that, an...
by Lsuoma
Fri Jul 29, 2022 8:00 pm
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Hey Steerzo - ever heard of Kitsault?

https://justinmcelroy.com/2022/07/26/vi ... host-town/