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- Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:21 pm
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Like you, I've been a bit distressed to see the infighting within the forum. But I've also been impressed by Service Dog's story telling and John D's candor about his family. And you, Lsuoma, gave me some hope one could survive as anti-woke even in the political correctness of California tech. I go...
- Sun Oct 23, 2022 10:12 am
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- Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:39 pm
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- Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:47 pm
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That too.
- Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:44 pm
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- Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:25 pm
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And for those of you who want to know a bit more, go here:
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Sol Long, Phil of the Creepy Disembodied Hand.
- Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:21 pm
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I don't know why, given what a bunch of miserable assholes you all are, but I expected the pit to end on a more positive note. That's not the half of it. :( Au revoir Phil.png Sorry to bear such bad news. Thank you for your service Lsuoma, and happy retirement. If anyone wants to go for some stupid...
- Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:20 pm
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Thougt I'd have one last look after hearing the news. Jesus, this place has sunk even lower into the shite than even I imagined. I definitely made the right decision to leave the discussion when I did. As far as I can see the only half decent cunt left here is lsuoma and he's made the right choice....
- Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:44 am
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I just did something I have not done for many years, except to remove doxxing. I edited the post above to fix the formatting. My no editing rule is going out the window here for a very simple reason. After a few months more than ten years, I am finally planning to close this down for posting this c...
- Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:08 pm
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I don't know why, given what a bunch of miserable assholes you all are, but I expected the pit to end on a more positive note. FT, happy retirement, and thanks for hosting for such an aggravating group for so long. Thanks Fella TBH, I'm not sure I could have managed any shutdown without somebody wh...
- Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:04 pm
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I have PMed some of you. I am sure I missed many... and this site only allows a few names on each private message. If you want my email (and WHO DOESN'T!) please PM me. At least we can have an email group where we can bitch at each other. I would suggest a Slack. They are free and easy to setup and...
- Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:28 pm
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- Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:07 am
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Brive is top poster - if we are going by sheer number. But I think that others may have him beat if you go by the number of posts per day. Or even number of pictures per post or perhaps length (as the Actress said to the Bishop). I think I expressed my condolences at the last rumour of demise...so ...
- Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:47 am
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I just did something I have not done for many years, except to remove doxxing. I edited the post above to fix the formatting. My no editing rule is going out the window here for a very simple reason. After a few months more than ten years, I am finally planning to close this down for posting this co...
- Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:38 am
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Name Posts Joined Last Seen Lsuoma 11677 3-Jul-12 20-Oct-22 mordacious1 1060 4-Jul-12 20-Oct-22 John D 5960 19-Jul-12 20-Oct-22 didymos 1458 6-Dec-12 20-Oct-22 Matt Cavanaugh 15446 24-Mar-13 20-Oct-22 Service Dog 8641 13-Sep-13 20-Oct-22 jet_lagg 2679 25-Oct-13 20-Oct-22 Keating 2421 10-Apr-15 20-O...
- Mon Oct 17, 2022 12:27 pm
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On another topic - Didn't someone promote "modern momentary theory" here? Haha. That was pretty stupid! Are we all enjoying the 8 to 9% inflation. Oh yes! Print that fucking money bitches. Who was the fucking idiot that promoted MMT. Maybe we should chat. I did, but you can fuck right off if you th...
- Mon Oct 17, 2022 11:07 am
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Life got so much better for me when I put Whiny Dog on ignore.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ Hey there Ghetto Dog! You have decided to join in. Go suck John Doormat's giant Pitbull Bitch's hugely distended vagina.
Nice to know you endorse that stuff.
Of course you must know I'm only joking. Ha ha
- Sun Oct 16, 2022 8:56 am
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- Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:51 am
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It's Atheism+ without the self-awareness (if such a thing is possible). https://media.tenor.com/images/78de19e3bf59f96527e7218f48997865/raw I checked atheismplus.com a few days ago, just for shits 'n' grins, and it's now parked at a domain registrar. They want nearly $7200 for it! https://www.huged...
- Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:38 am
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SO the committee members voted 9-0 to subpoena Cheeto Man. Looks like it might be a good time for ol' Mushroom Cock to do some fundraising!
- Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:28 pm
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SO Alex Jones has been ordered to pay $965MM to the Sandy Hookers. Right... Any time now... 3...2...1...
What fucking planet do these people live on?
What fucking planet do these people live on?
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:19 am
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So... my daughter is out of town and I find myself responsible for an 80 pound Pitbull. So far, she has shown no aggressiveness so we are off to a reasonable start. The beast slept in bed with me last night and thankfully I have a king size bed. I put her dog bed on the opposite side of the bed and...
- Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:23 am
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So... my daughter is out of town and I find myself responsible for an 80 pound Pitbull. So far, she has shown no aggressiveness so we are off to a reasonable start. The beast slept in bed with me last night and thankfully I have a king size bed. I put her dog bed on the opposite side of the bed and...
- Thu Sep 29, 2022 7:04 am
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- Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:55 am
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Actually, I may have changed my mind - I've seen some pretty compelling arguments from John Helmer that it was the Polacks.ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: ↑ Pesky Pronouns and Compelling Conundrums
- Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:32 am
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Jonathan Haidt resigns from NYU over compulsory DEI statement: https://jonathanturley.org/2022/09/27/i-refuse-to-do-this-leading-nyu-psychologist-resigns-from-major-research-group-over-mandatory-dei-statement/ I have read everything Haidt has written. He is a very nuanced and interesting writer. I ...
- Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:09 pm
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Yep. Navy Seals is my guess. Force the Krauts to knuckle under to US hegemony. The way that the US has pushed the EU to shoot themselves in the face is remarkable indeed!Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ Holy shit -- we blew up Nordstream.
- Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:07 pm
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Just saw Jupiter and five (MAYBE six) moons. Used a 20x60 spotting scope. A 100mm or 125mm refractor would have been nice, but this was as clear as I've seen Joybringer in decades.
- Tue Sep 27, 2022 4:45 pm
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When the kooks at Free thought blogs were accusing Slyme pitters of making rape threats, as I recall no one was actually making threats. You can decide whether this is a threat: After MacKenzie comments on her appearance and where she’s from, he says, “Let’s rape her … It’s not really a sex thing, ...
- Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:40 am
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I'd say they were completely useless bloody creatures - but apparently the best thing to wipe you arse with is the neck of a live swan. Meanwhile other Glaswegian wildlife has not gone hungry... https://www.arsetube.com/watch?v=knmC8NigcTA (link saved from 2013) Goose: There is no need of wiping on...
- Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:13 am
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Well, that was a crowd-pleaser: three times around the bowl, and pointed at both ends!
:hankey: :hankey: :hankey:
:hankey: :hankey: :hankey:
- Thu Sep 15, 2022 5:46 am
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Two of these patients (two eyes) underwent PKP > 20 years ago and had no history of acute or chronic corneal allograft rejection [33,38]. As a triple-vaxxed person who had a penetrating keratoplasty 27 years ago, I'll be ... <cough> ... keeping an eye on this. Eyepatches are cool as fuck. Doubly so...
- Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:43 am
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- Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:43 am
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Just for shits and giggles I estimated my unique shag count over the years, and came up with around 20. Don't know whether that's above or below the mean figure, but I'm sure it's got a really, really long tail. With the exception of my current darling wife, that's ALL before the age of 40, BTW. I ...
- Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:37 am
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I do feel bad for the zoomers though. The popular notion is they're over sexed, but it's the exact opposite. Unprecedented access to porn, but nobody is getting laid. Neurotic and miserable. I have read somewhere that young people are having less "real" sex than any generation since the 1960s. Very...
- Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:34 am
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But Lizzo's over a ton gash doesn't fit in overton's window. FTFY. Addendum - if the police ever search her, she's fucked. There's more crack in her knickers than the whole of Harlem! The version I heard of that was that Vanessa Feltz got arrested at Heathrow with 40lb of crack in her knickers.
- Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:33 am
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If we're looking at tasteless jokes:
Did you hear that the French police had to call Rover in 1997 to ask how to get an the engine out of a '61 Princess.
Also, what did the mortuary guy sing while bagging the crash victims? Zippidy Dodi, zippidy Di.
Did you hear that the French police had to call Rover in 1997 to ask how to get an the engine out of a '61 Princess.
Also, what did the mortuary guy sing while bagging the crash victims? Zippidy Dodi, zippidy Di.
- Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:46 am
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After a working lifetime of intellectual employment (research scientist, computational scientist, DBA, TPM, technical manager) I find my interests shifting strongly towards doing shit with my hands. I've picked up my old hobby of electronics and I'm starting to work with wood (oo-er, missus). I've ...
- Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:45 pm
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John - if you ever come across god, give him a decent, well directed boot in the balls.
- Sat Sep 10, 2022 9:09 am
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I'm using nasal irrigation to clear out my sinuses, and it's just occurred to me that the nozzle looks JUST like a herman gelmet, minus the banjo string.
https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/585352/900.jpg
https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/585352/900.jpg
- Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:55 am
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/news_feeds/icons/mobile/000/019/234/3ad.jpg Me too - I'm 63 next March, and retiring in December '23. After a working lifetime of intellectual employment (research scientist, computational scientist, DBA, TPM, technical manager) I find my interests shifting strongly towards do...
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:24 pm
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From the BBC:
Hmmm. "Twinkle" was juvenile slang for the hairy lasso when I was a kid...Queen Elizabeth II: Children remember 'that fantastic twinkle'
- Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:01 am
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- Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:19 pm
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- Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 am
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So, looks like the queen is dead, long live King Brian!
- Tue Sep 06, 2022 4:38 pm
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Indeed, a true classic...
As is:
As is:
- Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:34 pm
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My kinda festival!
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 5:10 pm
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"I don't get mad: I get stabby."
- Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:36 am
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Wow. The finger snapping is obviously on a back-up track... but the rest is amazing. Vocal, Bass, Drum. Brilliant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxoAJ3Boyc&t=0s Yep. By coincidence I happen to have just purchased her autobiography. I loved her portrayal as the wannabe singer lush, Rose, in Pete ...
- Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:17 pm
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SAR boats are STILL out, even in the dark...
- Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:50 pm
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The 10 fatal victims were found in 13 separate locations across the central province Huh? What part of dismemberment don't you understand? Also, we saw this a couple of hours ago: https://komonews.com/news/local/plane-crash-reported-in-mutiny-bay-9-passengers-aboard Bastard exploded in mid air and ...
- Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:38 pm
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That's not a Rolls Royce - THIS is a Rolls Royce:
So is this:
So is this:
- Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:38 am
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Cunt and nigger too, don't forget - cunt and nigger...
- Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:05 am
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But NO swinging of the pale pipe...jet_lagg wrote: ↑Last I checked it was a time honored pit tradition to lay Nazi pipe.free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ “Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”, is a law of propaganda often attributed to the Nazi Joseph Goebbels.
- Mon Aug 29, 2022 12:00 pm
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- Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:08 am
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- Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:28 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
After I inquired at each of the armed services recruiting offices when I was in high school, Sgt. Hernandez of the USMC kept calling me to say 'C'mon down -- you can shoot the guns!' It was never 'C'mon down -- you can clean the toilets!'
- Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:21 am
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Let's think about the "Four Horsemen"... shall we? Dawkins: While he had a good idea about "memes" he has become completely irrelevant. I have not heard from him in years. I guess I don't know what to think. He had his moment, but he really just contributed a bit of an idea.... the concept that an ...
- Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:12 am
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- Sat Aug 20, 2022 8:24 am
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