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by Lsuoma
Sun Oct 23, 2022 4:21 pm
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Like you, I've been a bit distressed to see the infighting within the forum. But I've also been impressed by Service Dog's story telling and John D's candor about his family. And you, Lsuoma, gave me some hope one could survive as anti-woke even in the political correctness of California tech. I go...
by Lsuoma
Sat Oct 22, 2022 8:39 pm
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Bhurzum wrote: Speaking of beasts...my last ever 'pit guitar vid:



Morbid Angel!

\m/
Meh. Y'only like this coz she looks like Twatson...
by Lsuoma
Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:47 pm
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That too.
by Lsuoma
Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:44 pm
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John D wrote: And fuck off FT. You are acting like such an ass on the way out… Really… what the fuck is wrong with you? Asshole
Fuck you up the wrong 'un.
by Lsuoma
Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:25 pm
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And for those of you who want to know a bit more, go here:

https://myspace.com/fairylandfantasia

Sol Long, Phil of the Creepy Disembodied Hand.
by Lsuoma
Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:21 pm
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I don't know why, given what a bunch of miserable assholes you all are, but I expected the pit to end on a more positive note. That's not the half of it. :( Au revoir Phil.png Sorry to bear such bad news. Thank you for your service Lsuoma, and happy retirement. If anyone wants to go for some stupid...
by Lsuoma
Fri Oct 21, 2022 3:20 pm
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Thougt I'd have one last look after hearing the news. Jesus, this place has sunk even lower into the shite than even I imagined. I definitely made the right decision to leave the discussion when I did. As far as I can see the only half decent cunt left here is lsuoma and he's made the right choice....
by Lsuoma
Fri Oct 21, 2022 6:44 am
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I just did something I have not done for many years, except to remove doxxing. I edited the post above to fix the formatting. My no editing rule is going out the window here for a very simple reason. After a few months more than ten years, I am finally planning to close this down for posting this c...
by Lsuoma
Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:08 pm
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I don't know why, given what a bunch of miserable assholes you all are, but I expected the pit to end on a more positive note. FT, happy retirement, and thanks for hosting for such an aggravating group for so long. Thanks Fella TBH, I'm not sure I could have managed any shutdown without somebody wh...
by Lsuoma
Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:04 pm
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I have PMed some of you. I am sure I missed many... and this site only allows a few names on each private message. If you want my email (and WHO DOESN'T!) please PM me. At least we can have an email group where we can bitch at each other. I would suggest a Slack. They are free and easy to setup and...
by Lsuoma
Thu Oct 20, 2022 12:28 pm
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MarcusAu wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Surprised to see you so high there.
At the time of posting I was on my second bottle of cider.
by Lsuoma
Thu Oct 20, 2022 10:07 am
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Brive is top poster - if we are going by sheer number. But I think that others may have him beat if you go by the number of posts per day. Or even number of pictures per post or perhaps length (as the Actress said to the Bishop). I think I expressed my condolences at the last rumour of demise...so ...
by Lsuoma
Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:47 am
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I just did something I have not done for many years, except to remove doxxing. I edited the post above to fix the formatting. My no editing rule is going out the window here for a very simple reason. After a few months more than ten years, I am finally planning to close this down for posting this co...
by Lsuoma
Thu Oct 20, 2022 6:38 am
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Name Posts Joined Last Seen Lsuoma 11677 3-Jul-12 20-Oct-22 mordacious1 1060 4-Jul-12 20-Oct-22 John D 5960 19-Jul-12 20-Oct-22 didymos 1458 6-Dec-12 20-Oct-22 Matt Cavanaugh 15446 24-Mar-13 20-Oct-22 Service Dog 8641 13-Sep-13 20-Oct-22 jet_lagg 2679 25-Oct-13 20-Oct-22 Keating 2421 10-Apr-15 20-O...
by Lsuoma
Mon Oct 17, 2022 12:27 pm
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On another topic - Didn't someone promote "modern momentary theory" here? Haha. That was pretty stupid! Are we all enjoying the 8 to 9% inflation. Oh yes! Print that fucking money bitches. Who was the fucking idiot that promoted MMT. Maybe we should chat. I did, but you can fuck right off if you th...
by Lsuoma
Mon Oct 17, 2022 11:07 am
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free thoughtpolice wrote: Hey there Ghetto Dog! You have decided to join in. Go suck John Doormat's giant Pitbull Bitch's hugely distended vagina.
Nice to know you endorse that stuff.
Of course you must know I'm only joking. Ha ha
Life got so much better for me when I put Whiny Dog on ignore.
by Lsuoma
Sun Oct 16, 2022 8:56 am
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jet_lagg wrote: Jesus. This argument has been going on for two years?
Is that just the five minutes or the full half hour?
by Lsuoma
Fri Oct 14, 2022 8:51 am
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It's Atheism+ without the self-awareness (if such a thing is possible). https://media.tenor.com/images/78de19e3bf59f96527e7218f48997865/raw I checked atheismplus.com a few days ago, just for shits 'n' grins, and it's now parked at a domain registrar. They want nearly $7200 for it! https://www.huged...
by Lsuoma
Thu Oct 13, 2022 11:38 am
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SO the committee members voted 9-0 to subpoena Cheeto Man. Looks like it might be a good time for ol' Mushroom Cock to do some fundraising!
by Lsuoma
Wed Oct 12, 2022 1:28 pm
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SO Alex Jones has been ordered to pay $965MM to the Sandy Hookers. Right... Any time now... 3...2...1...

What fucking planet do these people live on?
by Lsuoma
Tue Oct 11, 2022 8:19 am
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So... my daughter is out of town and I find myself responsible for an 80 pound Pitbull. So far, she has shown no aggressiveness so we are off to a reasonable start. The beast slept in bed with me last night and thankfully I have a king size bed. I put her dog bed on the opposite side of the bed and...
by Lsuoma
Tue Oct 11, 2022 6:23 am
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So... my daughter is out of town and I find myself responsible for an 80 pound Pitbull. So far, she has shown no aggressiveness so we are off to a reasonable start. The beast slept in bed with me last night and thankfully I have a king size bed. I put her dog bed on the opposite side of the bed and...
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 29, 2022 6:55 am
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ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: Pesky Pronouns and Compelling Conundrums
Actually, I may have changed my mind - I've seen some pretty compelling arguments from John Helmer that it was the Polacks.
by Lsuoma
Wed Sep 28, 2022 7:32 am
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Jonathan Haidt resigns from NYU over compulsory DEI statement: https://jonathanturley.org/2022/09/27/i-refuse-to-do-this-leading-nyu-psychologist-resigns-from-major-research-group-over-mandatory-dei-statement/ I have read everything Haidt has written. He is a very nuanced and interesting writer. I ...
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:09 pm
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Holy shit -- we blew up Nordstream.
Yep. Navy Seals is my guess. Force the Krauts to knuckle under to US hegemony. The way that the US has pushed the EU to shoot themselves in the face is remarkable indeed!
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 27, 2022 8:07 pm
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Just saw Jupiter and five (MAYBE six) moons. Used a 20x60 spotting scope. A 100mm or 125mm refractor would have been nice, but this was as clear as I've seen Joybringer in decades.
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 27, 2022 4:45 pm
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When the kooks at Free thought blogs were accusing Slyme pitters of making rape threats, as I recall no one was actually making threats. You can decide whether this is a threat: After MacKenzie comments on her appearance and where she’s from, he says, “Let’s rape her … It’s not really a sex thing, ...
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 23, 2022 7:40 am
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I'd say they were completely useless bloody creatures - but apparently the best thing to wipe you arse with is the neck of a live swan. Meanwhile other Glaswegian wildlife has not gone hungry... https://www.arsetube.com/watch?v=knmC8NigcTA (link saved from 2013) Goose: There is no need of wiping on...
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 22, 2022 7:13 am
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Well, that was a crowd-pleaser: three times around the bowl, and pointed at both ends!

:hankey: :hankey: :hankey:
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 15, 2022 5:46 am
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Two of these patients (two eyes) underwent PKP > 20 years ago and had no history of acute or chronic corneal allograft rejection [33,38]. As a triple-vaxxed person who had a penetrating keratoplasty 27 years ago, I'll be ... <cough> ... keeping an eye on this. Eyepatches are cool as fuck. Doubly so...
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:43 am
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Bhurzum wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Vanessa Feltz
Please, can we not invoke memories of that hideous, greasy, stinking, blubber-mungeous sack of putrid shit?

Fuck sake...
So, how do you like the idea of calling that sandwich you posted a Feltz Burger?
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 8:43 am
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Just for shits and giggles I estimated my unique shag count over the years, and came up with around 20. Don't know whether that's above or below the mean figure, but I'm sure it's got a really, really long tail. With the exception of my current darling wife, that's ALL before the age of 40, BTW. I ...
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:37 am
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I do feel bad for the zoomers though. The popular notion is they're over sexed, but it's the exact opposite. Unprecedented access to porn, but nobody is getting laid. Neurotic and miserable. I have read somewhere that young people are having less "real" sex than any generation since the 1960s. Very...
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:34 am
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But Lizzo's over a ton gash doesn't fit in overton's window. FTFY. Addendum - if the police ever search her, she's fucked. There's more crack in her knickers than the whole of Harlem! The version I heard of that was that Vanessa Feltz got arrested at Heathrow with 40lb of crack in her knickers.
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 12, 2022 6:33 am
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If we're looking at tasteless jokes:

Did you hear that the French police had to call Rover in 1997 to ask how to get an the engine out of a '61 Princess.

Also, what did the mortuary guy sing while bagging the crash victims? Zippidy Dodi, zippidy Di.
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 11, 2022 7:46 am
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After a working lifetime of intellectual employment (research scientist, computational scientist, DBA, TPM, technical manager) I find my interests shifting strongly towards doing shit with my hands. I've picked up my old hobby of electronics and I'm starting to work with wood (oo-er, missus). I've ...
by Lsuoma
Sat Sep 10, 2022 7:45 pm
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John - if you ever come across god, give him a decent, well directed boot in the balls.
by Lsuoma
Sat Sep 10, 2022 9:09 am
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I'm using nasal irrigation to clear out my sinuses, and it's just occurred to me that the nozzle looks JUST like a herman gelmet, minus the banjo string.

https://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/585352/900.jpg
by Lsuoma
Sat Sep 10, 2022 6:55 am
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https://i.kym-cdn.com/news_feeds/icons/mobile/000/019/234/3ad.jpg Me too - I'm 63 next March, and retiring in December '23. After a working lifetime of intellectual employment (research scientist, computational scientist, DBA, TPM, technical manager) I find my interests shifting strongly towards do...
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 09, 2022 12:24 pm
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From the BBC:
Queen Elizabeth II: Children remember 'that fantastic twinkle'
Hmmm. "Twinkle" was juvenile slang for the hairy lasso when I was a kid...
by Lsuoma
Fri Sep 09, 2022 11:01 am
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MarcusAu wrote: ...'attempted' being the operative word...

I'm sure that the referenced is not completely lost to those interested Scottish history or those of a Jacobite persuasion
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 08, 2022 4:19 pm
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fafnir wrote: I blame Liz Truss
Probably - one too many Lizzies for the new PM's liking...
by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 08, 2022 8:19 am
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So, looks like the queen is dead, long live King Brian!
by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 06, 2022 4:38 pm
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Indeed, a true classic...

As is:

by Lsuoma
Tue Sep 06, 2022 1:34 pm
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My kinda festival!

by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 05, 2022 5:10 pm
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"I don't get mad: I get stabby."
by Lsuoma
Mon Sep 05, 2022 7:36 am
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Wow. The finger snapping is obviously on a back-up track... but the rest is amazing. Vocal, Bass, Drum. Brilliant. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYxoAJ3Boyc&t=0s Yep. By coincidence I happen to have just purchased her autobiography. I loved her portrayal as the wannabe singer lush, Rose, in Pete ...
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 04, 2022 7:17 pm
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SAR boats are STILL out, even in the dark...
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 04, 2022 5:50 pm
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The 10 fatal victims were found in 13 separate locations across the central province Huh? What part of dismemberment don't you understand? Also, we saw this a couple of hours ago: https://komonews.com/news/local/plane-crash-reported-in-mutiny-bay-9-passengers-aboard Bastard exploded in mid air and ...
by Lsuoma
Sun Sep 04, 2022 3:38 pm
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That's not a Rolls Royce - THIS is a Rolls Royce:



So is this:

by Lsuoma
Thu Sep 01, 2022 6:38 am
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Cunt and nigger too, don't forget - cunt and nigger...
by Lsuoma
Tue Aug 30, 2022 6:05 am
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jet_lagg wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: “Repeat a lie often enough and it becomes the truth”, is a law of propaganda often attributed to the Nazi Joseph Goebbels.
Last I checked it was a time honored pit tradition to lay Nazi pipe.
But NO swinging of the pale pipe...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 29, 2022 12:00 pm
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Ah, ze Froggies - professional to the core...

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-62712278
by Lsuoma
Sat Aug 27, 2022 9:08 am
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by Lsuoma
Wed Aug 24, 2022 9:28 am
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
After I inquired at each of the armed services recruiting offices when I was in high school, Sgt. Hernandez of the USMC kept calling me to say 'C'mon down -- you can shoot the guns!' It was never 'C'mon down -- you can clean the toilets!'
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by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:21 am
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Let's think about the "Four Horsemen"... shall we? Dawkins: While he had a good idea about "memes" he has become completely irrelevant. I have not heard from him in years. I guess I don't know what to think. He had his moment, but he really just contributed a bit of an idea.... the concept that an ...
by Lsuoma
Mon Aug 22, 2022 7:12 am
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fuzzy wrote: 892868_u7bpfflki24nb5c_full.jpeg
Simpsons South Park already did it.