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by Keating
Mon Sep 28, 2020 3:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don't think Trump deserves a second term, because he's lazy and hasn't actually done very much. Indeed, the worst thing about Trump is how normal a president he is.

The democrats, however, can never be allowed power in their current state. Holy crap they are terrifying.
by Keating
Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I thought we were in favour of recycling
by Keating
Sun Sep 20, 2020 11:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Especially now that everyone is ruthless
by Keating
Sun Sep 20, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Because I'm dumb, I put my toaster immediately under the smoke alarm. Given my kitchen layout, it's the best spot for the toaster, but I can only have two pieces of toast before the alarm goes off.
by Keating
Sat Sep 19, 2020 4:52 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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Hunt wrote: So Trump may be toast with marmalade on top.
This is 2020. There's going to be enough events between now and then that will make both Biden and Trump toast that I'm not prepared to call anything at this point. Wouldn't even be surprised if FT decides to add an edit button.
by Keating
Thu Sep 17, 2020 5:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Battle was one of the places I visited when I was living in England. Found a place that served proper scones and tea for lunch too. Highly recommend.
by Keating
Tue Sep 15, 2020 1:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

NYTimes reports many cameraphones are unable to photograph wildfire sky colors, as devices are programmed to depict all skies as lush blue. Eh, consumer phones tend to have a default white balance that assumes a typical, sunny outdoor environment. Get an app that lets you readjust the white balance...
by Keating
Tue Sep 15, 2020 6:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Life on Venus? What's the bet it's just a yeast infection?
by Keating
Mon Sep 14, 2020 1:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

MarcusAu wrote: As musicals go - I feel like they are not even trying.
by Keating
Thu Sep 10, 2020 3:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

How much of a man does Charlie Sheen count for? He has Tiger blood. Kiwis, on the other hand, are small, green on the inside and covered in fur.
by Keating
Wed Sep 09, 2020 7:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You are 1.5 people, yes.
by Keating
Wed Sep 09, 2020 5:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What about half breeds? I've never been sure if I count as a POC or non-POC.

by Keating
Tue Sep 08, 2020 5:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The video is even better: https://twitter.com/i/status/1302879161145536512 Has anyone had to go through this yet? My sister has had to do online "indigenous sensitivity" courses, where you read some stuff and check some boxes, but nothing like this. If I was forced to do something like this, I'd ge...
by Keating
Tue Sep 08, 2020 4:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Note: I used to watch "The Britisher" videos quite a lot but the bugger said something, I can't remember what it was, and it really soured me on him. It might have been a belief in "THE patriarchy" or something equally retarded. Can't remember, was a long time ago. Anyway, nice vid, very "warts & a...
by Keating
Mon Sep 07, 2020 1:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

by Keating
Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Hunt wrote: Wait a minute. You're Aussie (unless I've been misled). Aren't we forgetting someone, hmmmm?
That one is only worth watching for Diana Rigg.
by Keating
Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Have you watched any of the Roger Moore Bond's recently? Perhaps it's just nostalgia degrading those memories - because no one seems to consider those films as their favourites. The Spy Who Love Me is my favourite, and best, Bond. Craig is awful. Dalton was good at doing what Craig is supposed to b...
by Keating
Wed Sep 02, 2020 4:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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KiwiInOz wrote: Melbourne is the worst place in Australia, and I've long advocated nuking it. Snip
I feel the same way about Canberra.
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If you weren't a Kiwi bludger, I'd blame you for sending the worst people you can find here, particularly as a Queenslander. :P
by Keating
Wed Sep 02, 2020 2:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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https://www.smh.com.au/national/victoria/pregnant-mother-arrested-footy-identity-visited-in-police-crackdown-on-anti-lockdown-protests-20200902-p55rsy.html Melbourne is the worst place in Australia, and I've long advocated nuking it. That said, I have no doubt the same thing would happen here if we...
by Keating
Mon Aug 31, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Meh. Ethnicity doesn't really matter. What matters is culture, and ethnicity is a coarse proxy for culture.
by Keating
Thu Aug 27, 2020 12:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Ah, this makes me think there might just be hope for the UK yet. .witter.com/Arthurpeaky1/status/1298942504503517184 Go on, my son, get them told! Not being British, I'm probably missing something, but isn't that Edgar's Pomp and Circumstance? I knew Edgar was British, but I didn't realise he was t...
by Keating
Wed Aug 26, 2020 7:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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I'm enjoying the last good Chief Minister the ACT has had shitting all over the current one: https://citynews.com.au/2020/stuffed-budget-has-act-on-road-to-bankruptcy/ They're from the same party too, as the ACT is a one party territory. I'll be rioting in October when this mob isn't thrown out beca...
by Keating
Sun Aug 23, 2020 4:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Yeah, it seems more of a conservative culture-degenerating outrage thing. That said, the first image was pretty disturbing. Even 4-chan banned it.
by Keating
Tue Aug 18, 2020 4:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

He knew there was no point in making the suggestion
by Keating
Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:59 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Youth and wholefoods are a winning combination. One typically sacrificed on the altars of marriage, children and the pressures of providing a robust domestic safe-space in a crazy world. Eh, the older I get, the more that trade off seems like a good deal. The pickings are rather slim at the moment,...
by Keating
Mon Aug 17, 2020 1:58 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Hunt wrote: Probably opening a can of worms here, but anyone care to list the supplements they take?
I take no supplements or on going medications of any kind. I also can cook, and rarely eat out or get food delivered. I'm the healthiest and fittest I've ever been.
by Keating
Sun Aug 16, 2020 4:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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A brave move which it seems you have pulled off. What does your research lead you to conclude on the theory that some of the obesity problem is a result of changes in our microbiomes? I've seen a few pieces suggesting that the same diet and exercise level today as in the 80s is harder to be fit on ...
by Keating
Sun Aug 16, 2020 3:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

At the same time.
by Keating
Tue Aug 11, 2020 3:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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It also suggests that the VP pick was made two weeks ago when Politico released it then. Guess they decided there wasn't enough blow back then that it was safe to make it official.
by Keating
Sun Aug 09, 2020 8:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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She won't though. She'll run away leaving a trail of tears.
by Keating
Thu Aug 06, 2020 9:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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A gym buddy of mine has also been sold on the kettlebells path. He comes from a running background. When I saw him again after lockdown, he seems to no longer be as keen, but did manage to break a rib staying at home.
by Keating
Tue Aug 04, 2020 3:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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After fasting all day, I just ate a steak with broccoli and hot chocolate for dessert. I'm a radical centrist.
by Keating
Sun Jul 26, 2020 2:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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KiwiInOz wrote: NZ does put out some quirky low budget films. And our humour is dry, a bit like our best white wines.
Black Sheep is my favourite New Zealand film.
by Keating
Thu Jul 23, 2020 4:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-24/coronacheck-black-lives-matter-melbourne-andrew-bolt-masks/12481360 "There's still no evidence Black Lives Matter protesters caused Melbourne COVID-19 surge" https://www.abc.net.au/news/2020-07-24/what-are-the-coronavirus-restrictions-rules-for-stage-three/1247...
by Keating
Wed Jul 22, 2020 1:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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if they oppose social justice, let them be destroyed, along with the Catholic church and Islamic fundamentalism, two things they typically oppose for their lack of justice. Peez wants the entire Catholic church destroyed, but only fundamentalist Islam. Presumably because the rest of Islam be so wok...
by Keating
Tue Jul 21, 2020 5:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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KiwiInOz wrote: I will continue to drive on the left hand side because driving on the right is just wrong.
I rented a car to drive from Riga to Tallinn. Those roads are pretty quiet. More than once I found myself on the left until I noticed someone coming towards me.
by Keating
Sat Jul 11, 2020 2:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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justinvacula wrote: New witch of the week, lol Goya CEO
I made adobo for some colleagues once. I used a litre of vinegar, which is my mother's recipe. I thought it came out great, but it was a bit strong for the palate of your average Australian.
by Keating
Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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When everyone is racist, no one is.



Somehow, it doesn't seem to quite work that way.
by Keating
Fri Jul 03, 2020 2:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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All the best, Pitch. I'm sure you'll find a way to honour his memory by passing on his best qualities to someone else.
by Keating
Sun Jun 28, 2020 6:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Stewart objects to Rogan saying it's unhealthy for people to be fat. And Stewart bemoans that it's unfair to suggest poor, oppressed [black] people should concern themselves with maintaining their own immune systems... But Stewart is now vegetarian & adopts factory farm animals & complains that the...
by Keating
Sat Jun 27, 2020 10:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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I guess Brive was right about Joan of Arc.
by Keating
Sat Jun 27, 2020 2:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Keating wrote: 3 of the Americans are pushing to change the long standing "Master/Slave" terminology we've had into our software since the beginning.
Suggest "China" / "China's Bitch".
I've suggested:
Red Guard / Four Olds
Kulaks / Proletariate
Eloi / Morlocks
by Keating
Sat Jun 27, 2020 4:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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So this has started to infect the company I work for. It's a small, private company; maybe 40 people. Mostly Australians, but we have 4 Americans. 3 of the Americans are pushing to change the long standing "Master/Slave" terminology we've had into our software since the beginning. None of the Austra...
by Keating
Tue Jun 16, 2020 4:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Reminds me a joke from the USSR:

Two policemen were walking along the road. One turns to the other and says:
"What do you think of the government".
The other policeman thinks quickly and responds:
"The same as you, comrade!"
The first policemen replies,
"I'm sorry, I have to arrest you for sedition."
by Keating
Tue Jun 16, 2020 1:20 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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Somehow this 1945 academy award winning documentary seems appropriate:

by Keating
Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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That does not seem like a link I want to click
by Keating
Sun Jun 14, 2020 4:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
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Whatever this is that's going on right now is clearly a religion, but it lacks grace. It isn't that belief in the supernatural is a net good, but that in knifing Christianity we may have unleashed something even more terrible.
by Keating
Fri Jun 12, 2020 11:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I just finished Crime and Punishment. From the 1860s, this is on the second last page: When he was better, he remembered the dreams he had while he was feverish and delirious. He dreamt that the whole world was condemned to a terrible new strange plague that had come to Europe from the depths of Asi...
by Keating
Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Why 200 people showed up to listen to this trivial sermon is difficult for me to understand. Maybe they were all bears wondering why 199 people would show up to watch the sermon? This sort of stuff, I don't understand: https://i.redd.it/73whevxbt8351.jpg Parliament House was built into the hill so ...
by Keating
Fri Jun 12, 2020 5:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 13731
Views: 2268078

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Could be worse John. You could be this guy: https://i.redd.it/lpi745rnr4451.jpg