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by mordacious1
Sat Oct 22, 2022 2:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

I don't know why, given what a bunch of miserable assholes you all are, but I expected the pit to end on a more positive note. That's not the half of it. :( Au revoir Phil.png Sorry to bear such bad news. Thank you for your service Lsuoma, and happy retirement. If anyone wants to go for some stupid...
by mordacious1
Sun Sep 25, 2022 9:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

. When your immune system is a subscription service... https://i.imgur.com/ltF9FFK.png It's stunning how many otherwise intelligent people will tell you, with blank glassy eyes, that the vax is only intended to lessen the severity of the symptoms. I want to say, 'Huh? Cuz I don't vaccinate my horse...
by mordacious1
Sun Sep 11, 2022 8:45 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Warmstream Guards?
by mordacious1
Sun Sep 11, 2022 2:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Keating wrote: How long before we can make tampon jokes about Charles?
Bloody hell.
If you’ve got the inside story, you could slide one in right now.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 09, 2022 9:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Absolutely gutted. Suspect there will be more fun to come. If I recall there was quite a bit of push back the last time someone attempted to install a King Charles. Actually, the last time went fairly well. It was when the monarchy was re-established after Cromwell died and they brought back Charle...
by mordacious1
Thu Sep 08, 2022 11:15 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

I suppose we will get used to Charles , as the ears go by.
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 08, 2022 4:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Reportedly, the FBI raided Trump’s home at Mara Lago, broke into his safe, and removed materials. It has been suggested that the Justice Department is investigating whether Trump walked out of the White House with box loads of classified documents. If this is the case, the Justice Department might b...
by mordacious1
Sat Aug 06, 2022 5:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Back to Conspiratoria
Replies: 1529
Views: 62191

Re: Back to Conspiratoria

Fucking ouch! That last one was seriously painful looking! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCu4G_ZkBI0 Smoke shop owner for the Nguyen! I counted 6 or seven stabs, stab wounds are often worse than gunshot wounds. That one to the spine might have have left him paralyzed. Mr Nguyen did it right too. ...
by mordacious1
Mon Jul 18, 2022 11:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

I don’t care if he’s called “Good Samaritan” or not, as long as “Good Shot” is fitting.
by mordacious1
Tue Jul 12, 2022 11:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

We woke!!!!!
But if we get too woke,
We go broke.
https://www.yahoo.com/news/starbucks-cl ... 08972.html
by mordacious1
Fri Jul 08, 2022 5:04 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

I’m thinking that, if you’re planning on running for high political office and you have “Abe” in any part of your name (first, last, middle), you should think again.
by mordacious1
Wed May 04, 2022 2:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: So very disappointed that Joy Behar is refusing to have sex with me over Roe v. Wade.
It’s not that. It’s just that you’re…um…the wrong species.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:37 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Of course, it will depend on whether Elon can clear out, or substantially control the vermin that work there. Good luck to the man.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 25, 2022 11:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

It looks like Donald Trump and I may return to Twitter after all.
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 14, 2022 5:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

We all know how Steersman is going out: Dr: Don’t worry Mr Steersman, we will pull you through this. Steersman: You’re my doctor? Dr: Yes, do you have a problem with me being a woman doctor? Steersman: No, but you’re wrong about the woman part. Since you’re obviously too old NOT to be post-menopausa...
by mordacious1
Tue Apr 12, 2022 11:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

RE: The NYC subway shooting incident today. The shooter was reportedly black. From the videos and still shots I’ve seen so far, the people with gunshot wounds all appear to be Asian. I saw some blacks getting off the train coughing, but not bleeding. So far, no one that I’ve heard on TV has mentione...
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 27, 2022 7:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Dr. Cat Pause, sociologist and public health expert, who'd recently been pwned by Steven Crowder, has died in her sleep. She was 41. https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/education/128179041/massey-university-academic-cat-pause-dies-suddenly Her research is focused on the effects of fat stigma on health...
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

That’s Fred Gwynne
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 09, 2022 6:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

She’s probably better preserved than Nancy Pelosi:
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-60662541
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 15, 2022 11:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

https://odysee.com/@pingtr1p:5/jordan-peterson-is-angry-w-joe-rogan:6 That was great... great editing... haha... but why does everyone carry a 1911? They are hard to maintain and they only have a 6 shot mag. I love the number of shots you get from a 1911 on movies and TV shows. I drive my wife craz...
by mordacious1
Mon Jan 31, 2022 3:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

fafnir wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: To avoid confronting the Freedom Convoy, Justin Trudeau is playing Hide and Go Sikh


Hide and go sikh.jpg
Michelle Obama is looking quite feminine there. Good for her.
Michelle is twice the man that guy is…literally twice his size.
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 30, 2022 5:46 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

I hate it when you guys/gals/unicorns fight. It's a real fucking bummer. Fuck off you incompetent boob Here's a nice wooden spoon... https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/wooden-spoon-picture-id117318004?k=20&m=117318004&s=170667a&w=0&h=SmXKRzoJ7WDoejqvIOg7-icWYl5EO2ybRQgxdxV4DhI= ...so you can eat ...
by mordacious1
Thu Jan 27, 2022 11:22 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

IIRC, thanks to Harry Reid, SCOTUS appointments only need a simple majority to be seated. The tie breaking vote for the blow job queen would be cast by Kamalalala herself. Hilarious.
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 23, 2022 4:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

John D wrote: I always wanted to play "Maria". Why not.... I feel pretty!

That’s a little overboard.
(Still too soon?)
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 22, 2022 5:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Who could have predicted this?
https://apple.news/Aelq429VAQGSWxmdeliv4TQ
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 21, 2022 3:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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We saw how poorly Pelosi’s possible Chairwoman of the Transportation Committee nominee handles a car. Too bad foreign women can’t be nominated:
https://kirkegaard.substack.com/p/too-m ... ong-places
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 21, 2022 2:38 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

Pelosi has delayed the SOTU Address until March, probably to give Brandon some time to come up with one accomplishment he can point to. Or perhaps the Democrats assume we will be at war by then? I think it would be hilarious if the Republican response was given by Trump. MSM and the tech giants woul...
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 21, 2022 8:02 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

fafnir wrote:
Lsuoma wrote: Also, Meat Loaf has died. Fuck.
You took the words right out of my mouth.
And Louie Anderson. Not a good month for overweight people, apparently. I better put 911 on speed dial.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 21, 2022 6:04 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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John D wrote: boring motorcycle story - skip it if you want.

<snip>
So The Big Beaver took his whole arm?
I’ve heard of stories like that in Penthouse Forum.
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 04, 2022 3:14 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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This is just weird:
https://www.newsmax.com/us/progressives ... d/1051002/

I’m just glad to hear that there are football players that own books.
by mordacious1
Mon Jan 03, 2022 1:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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by mordacious1
Fri Dec 10, 2021 8:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

Re: Steerzing in a New Direction...

And in other animal news, Micky Dolenz is the last surviving Monkey:
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/r-p ... 00949.html
by mordacious1
Mon Dec 06, 2021 3:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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Do we know anyone who lives near Gloucester?

https://m.jpost.com/breaking-news/bomb- ... ide-687944

This guy has his own arse-nal!
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 22, 2021 9:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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Penn Jillette takes a leap off the deep end:
https://www.takimag.com/article/and-a-c ... lead-them/
At least, according to this guy.
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 24, 2021 3:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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I come from a family of cops. My dad was severely injured on the job in New York in the Forties and medically retired. Many of my immediate family are and have been cops. I tried it myself for a while, but quit because of poor impulse control. A younger me could go from zero to kick your ass in a sp...
by mordacious1
Sat Aug 21, 2021 5:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 7697
Views: 254038

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I’ve been having a series of Keystone-cop type calamities lately. For example, the wife didn’t clean the dryer filter before starting a load of towels. Fine, I’ll take care of it. Go into the laundry room in the dark, trip over a case of Pepsi someone left in the way, one foot lands on a new rug tha...
by mordacious1
Tue Jul 13, 2021 4:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

It’s rather disappointing that some people in South Africa are behaving as if they lived in Minneapolis.
by mordacious1
Thu Jun 24, 2021 1:04 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

MarcusAu wrote: Everyone here seems conspicuously quiet in regards to John McAfee...
Did he have any dirt on Hillary?
by mordacious1
Tue May 18, 2021 10:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

So…the IDF has been trying to kill Mohammed Dief, head of Hamas military wing for 25 years. They’ve blown him up a couple of times, killing his first wife and kid, and then his second wife and two kids a few days ago. He’s still alive but before this attack, he had already lost an eye, an arm and bo...
by mordacious1
Sun May 16, 2021 2:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I particularly like number 5 on this list:
https://babylonbee.com/news/eight-warni ... terrorists
by mordacious1
Tue May 11, 2021 9:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
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Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

“ Oh, and obviously, Maj. Keren Hajioff...lots of Maj. Keren Hajioff!”

I’d like to Keren her Haji-off.
by mordacious1
Tue May 11, 2021 9:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Oh boy, NYC gets a new statue:

:think:
by mordacious1
Tue May 11, 2021 6:01 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

An Iron Dome Battery costs $50 million and $40,000/missile (plus the cost of manning it, etc). The Qassam rockets cost roughly $800 each. The imported Iranian Grad rockets cost more, but Obama and Biden funded their production, so relatively cheap. This is an expensive conflict for the Israelis, eve...
by mordacious1
Tue Apr 27, 2021 5:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Service Dog wrote: The George Floyd Trial !!!

(spoiler: everything is the cops' fault! )

That’s George Floyd IV, not St. George Floyd, Jr. (blessed be his name).
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 26, 2021 1:45 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

AndrewV69 wrote: Guys ... there is something called TMI.


Just saying.
TMI=Too Much Intestine?
by mordacious1
Sat Apr 24, 2021 9:42 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Among the debris recovered from the Indonesian sub that sank were Islamic prayer mats.
by mordacious1
Fri Apr 23, 2021 1:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

So, is Boobquake still on? If her mastectomised tits were rendered down it would create a second peak oil. I don't know why you all are so vicious to my poor sweet Jen/Jey. She was just a mindless follower -- it's not like she invented Atheism Plus on her own. :roll: They like to stirrup trouble.
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 22, 2021 8:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Fallon Fox in
Cut Off My
COCKY 2

(Okay, I got nothing. Tried to do something with Rocky...could only come up with Cocky).
by mordacious1
Wed Apr 21, 2021 8:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Bhurzum wrote:
Sulman wrote: @Bhurzum roughly how many pints?
Zero.

I couldn't produce a drop of DNA soup with that gurning, yellow-toothed arse-bag! I mean, she's no Melody Hensley...
So...that’s a neigh?
by mordacious1
Tue Apr 20, 2021 1:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

John D wrote: Guilty on all counts
Once they started excusing jurors who were afraid of having their house burned to the ground, it was a pre-determined outcome. Why weren’t the other jurors afraid? Because you don’t have to fear for your life if you know you’re going to vote to convict.
by mordacious1
Sat Apr 10, 2021 8:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

These folks are really going to need their masks now:
https://m.jpost.com/international/st-vi ... -pm-664781
by mordacious1
Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:34 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I saw Jesus in the ER today and asked him what the problem was. He said that he rose from the dead 2000 years ago, but it wasn’t until today that he saw a commercial telling him that if he had a resurrection lasting more than 4 hours, he should get immediate medical help.
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
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Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Parsehole? :think: https://i.imgur.com/Tg1Dq48.png https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/mar/29/big-ship-phobia-suez-canal-ever-given I can fully understand why some women might be freaked out by the thought of an extremely large object stuck in a canal. It seems to be a reasonable fear.
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 20, 2021 8:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
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Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

No skin off my teeth in any case. I work from home and make enough money to store up for retirement. Lockdowns don't hurt me at all. I guess, if our politicians want to destroy the earning potential for the lower middle class and to destroy the psychology of school kids, it is not a problem for me....
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

A fairly lengthy article just to state that the reason why blacks (oh, excuse me), Blacks are attacking Asians, is because, yep, white supremacy:
https://apple.news/AD16KVc0rTiS7we_rboChgg
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 09, 2021 3:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

This guys is has some amazing stuff. The history write ups with the pictures are pretty good too. Facebook or Instagram https://www.facebook.com/jakoblagerweij https://www.instagram.com/colourisedpieceofjake/ https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/156840131_196035562316288_333966592314446470...
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

My gametes may be small, but they’re strong swimmers and there’s plenty of them. If the US is having a problem with decreased sperm count, they should give me a call. I can save America 🇺🇸 . I’m willing to sacrifice for my country, it’s what patriots do. And no...I don’t have Dr in front of my name ...
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:46 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
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Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Apparently, due to the condition of his legs, Kathy Bates lives in the area and extracted Tiger Woods from his vehicle. I’m surmising.
Also, if you were following the news coverage and took a shot of tequila every time “there could have been a coyote in the road” was said, you’d be dead right now.
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:36 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 2879
Views: 217634

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Jesus, my comments are getting fucked up.
Supposed to have been:
Well...there you go go.