If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

My dad just died two hours ago. I'm in shock. It happened so fast. I didn't even get to say goodbye. I've been dreading this day for six years. Now it's here. 3rd of July, 2020. I've been crying so much I can't cry anymore. My dad was everything to me. He was the only one I could talk to about anyt...

Sitting here, I realise just how bad raccoons smell. I never did, but now I understand what my front deck smells of. It's completely illegal to do anything to a raccoon here, they are fur-bearers which can only be harvested by license holders who have paid large fees to the province for training an...

I can’t say the cops in my city don’t have a sense of humor...or irony:
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/san-jo ... -protests/

“The grind is a lot harder.”

Somehow I doubt that.

Ken Osmond died. One of my favorite subjects for jokes when I was a kid:

Eddie: Hi Mrs Cleaver. How’s the Beaver?

ThreeFlangedJavis said,

Trump came into the Whitehouse as an outsider with a very small staff.

He denies this.

BTW Dr Screwtape, if you make it to the 90th wedding anniversary, the traditional gift is granite. Not much you can give that’s granite, so either a countertop or a tombstone.

MarcusAu wrote: ↑ This current outbreak doesn't seem quite so surreal since I started to distinguish between 'corvid' and 'covid'.

Corvid-19 is also known as the Bird Flu...
Main symptom is crows’ feet

So technically, you could put 774,400 people per square mile on the beaches and still meet the CDC guidelines for social distancing. Something to ponder. Or you could give every person a 3 foot corridor for movement on all sides and still fit 343,396 per sq mi If only people could follow some simple...

Anyone else remember when they needed to remove a dead whale from an Oregon beach back in the Seventies and decided dynamite would be the perfect solution:

I see WEIT has the obligatory anti-gun, anti-NRA post up, so the weenies that still comment there can have their mutual masturbation fest. Apparently, the deplorables are quivering in their hovels, waiting for brown people to steal their TP. Gun stores are NOT essential, while pot and liquor stores ...

https://i.redd.it/u0xqgkvmwhm41.jpg

California ad spending to this point:

Biden $4000

Bloomberg $78,000,000

In other news, I wonder how much Bloomberg paid Buttigieg to quit. Naw, it was the DNC. All hands on deck to stop the Bern. They must have calculated that Biden will pick up the Buttigieg votes. Funny today. Biden was on Chris Wallace’s show and Wallace was asking him about all his foggy mistakes. ...

Bhurzum wrote: ↑

IM NOT DEAD!!!
Troublemaker huh? (Whack)

:lol:

You need Hope so you can Change.
:rimshot:

The homeless guy on the corner says, he needs change so he can hope.

They will even censure you after your dead:

https://nypost.com/2020/02/21/australia ... ravestone/

John D wrote: ↑ Yang... the last POC in the presidential race... just dropped out of the race. Haha.... whitey be runnin everything!

Tulsi Gabbard, Deval Patrick still in it, afaik

Pitchguest wrote: ↑ Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:

You might want to check the first comment on this page by windy, I think that was there for a couple of days.

Well, there would be a lot of Iranians lining up for their virgins today, but Persians can’t spell missile without
m-i-s-s.

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ O Freude!

I have been diagnosed with moderate to severe BPH, so I'm getting a cappucino nozzle stuck up me cock!

I’ve got a Hoover steam cleaner and a Waterpik flosser nozzle...if you want to save a few bucks.

BoxNDox wrote: ↑ Again according to CNN, Iran just took credit for the attack.

Apparently, these are not the usual rockets, but missiles launched from Iran. A lot of Iranians will be snuffed out soon. Warm up the virgins.

In all seriousness, how do you good folks feel about the Iranian situation? Is Trump being a fool (as he often is) or did Khamenei step over the line? Just for my own curiosity, aside from environmental/climate policies, what’s a couple of the most foolish things he’s done? Not what he’s said, but ...

Welcome to the Boring Twenties!!

DW Adams wrote: ↑ Um, 29 hours since the last post? :(

Dude, you destroyed my “Pit Kill”.

I’m thinking one of the reasons I don’t get along with the posters at WEIT is that apparently, according to “The Pictures of Readers” posts, they are all octogenarians.

It slices, it dices and it cleans up in the dishwasher:

https://news.yahoo.com/us-forces-kill-j ... 22855.html

:nin: :nin:

London Bridge stabber had previously been convicted of an "Islamic terrorism-related offense", but was out of prison and attending university on a restorative justice program: https://www.dw.com/en/london-stabbing-attack-two-killed-and-suspect-shot-dead-several-injured/a-51473022 Yeah, but he was w...

Blokes just want to get off early on a Friday and head for a pub...then some asshole terrorist shows up with a knife. Fuckers.

Okay then:

https://www.insider.com/anti-vaxxer-mom ... s-2019-11/

I wonder how widespread this insanity is? Ubiquitous in one form or another. I recall my grandfather telling a story about being taught about solipsism in college philosophy. Now college students are taught by solipsists. I was once madly in love with a solipsist, but she didn’t even know I existed.

Bambi’s Revenge
Or, Why we don’t hunt with muzzle loaders:

https://www.ksla.com/2019/10/24/hunter- ... cials-say/

Anyone have any problems with this:
https://www.newsweek.com/kaleb-cole-neo ... ag-1466464

I see a few of this cretin’s constitutional rights they’ve violated. First, they came for the guns of the neo-Nazi extremists, I said nothing, since I’m not one of those...

Jerry and the denizens of WEIT are bemoaning the fact that Trump has abandoned the Kurds in Syria to their fate. Hundreds may die and rape may be rampant: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/10/13/trump-does-the-dumbest-thing-ever/ I remember being in the army when Jerry and his friends de...

Okay
That’s the funniest thing Watson has ever said, she’s a “normal woman”. If true, god help us.

Usually, my news feed sends me an alert whenever a celebrity dies. Ginger Baker passes...crickets. Weird that he doesn’t rate an alert.

mordacious1 wrote: ↑ Apparently, this guy also knew where Hillary’s Emails were hidden:
https://www.complex.com/life/2019/10/ke ... dly-killed

Dead link?
https://wtvr.com/2019/10/05/joshua-brow ... -to-death/

Apparently, this guy also knew where Hillary’s Emails were hidden:
https://www.complex.com/life/2019/10/ke ... dly-killed

Okay, I think I’ve got the solution to America’s violent crime problem and police shooting innocent minorities. Firstly, whenever there’s a police shooting, the poor victim’s family gets millions in payouts, with trial costs, this is millions of dollars. Millions! Add this to the cost of providing t...

Someone might be interested:
https://www.popularmechanics.com/advent ... et-knives/

Ocasek must have been a late bloomer. I remember hearing Mick Jagger, who is 76, playing with the Stones in 1964. I first heard Ocasek with the Cars in 1978, even though he’s only a year younger than Mick.

I think the most damaging thing about Beto’s comments about seizing guns is not what he initially said. It’s his reply to that Texas state rep, who basically stated that Beto was welcome to try to take his rifle. Beto said it was a death threat, reported him to the FBI, and said he’s the kind of nut...

Going to come to my house and confiscate my personal defense weapons??

Beto not!!

Someone pointed out to me that 9.10.19 began 10 days of palindromes, where the dates are the same when reversed. Apparently, this many palindrome dates in a row is highly unusual.
Apologies if WEIT already mentioned this, but I haven’t had time to read that site lately.

I dated a model for a while. She used to carry a Baggie of styrofoam pellets in her purse which she would consume before ordering a meal in a restaurant. She was fucking hot, though. I think Dr Hooks song, “When you’re in Love Witha Beautiful Woman” was written about us. I was afraid to go to the ca...

Lsuoma wrote: ↑ Does Coyne read here? Ever since it was pointed out that the readers' section was all older white men, there has been more diversity...

If by diverse, you mean including older white women, then yeah.

I’m sure many of you remember the Brock Turner rape case. His victim (cough) has just released her memoir:
https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/victim-br ... d=65385613

screwtape wrote: ↑ <sniper>
Yes, cider pressing season is upon us once again. Better things to do!

Ah, my favorite PUA move...
Put a little cider inside her.

On the other hand, they’re more interesting than Zebra Fish:

Coyne and the PharynguWEITs again call for a total ban on gun ownership in the US: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/09/02/after-two-mass-shootings-texas-loosens-gun-laws/#comment-1766312 I’m watching hurricane coverage and one of the government reps just stated that during and after th...

screwtape wrote: ↑
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ What a complete and massive cunt.
Oh, well - room for all of us, I suppose.

Maybe not...

If the Left is concerned with race, then they’d keep these people incarcerated. Half of all murder victims are Black males. When they let these murderers out, they don’t go to Andrew Cuomo’s neighborhood, or Gavin Newsom’s, or even Jerry Coyne’s. They go back into the Black communities where many of...

I_ do believe in redemption and rehabilitation. The Shawshank example, obviously dramatic, is true. People do change. People are sucked into situations were murder happens, and they are not entirely beyond redemption. Shit happens... Shit does happen. The Shawshank guy was a teenager and was commit...

More on The Unbearable Unwokeness of Capital Punishment at WEIT: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/08/19/tennessee-electrocutes-convicted-killer/ I agree with Jerry. I used to, also. I bought the Left’s argument that life without parole is a worse punishment than execution. But, as usua...

The UK has lost the plot:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mocking-susp ... 23435.html

I don’t want to live in a country where I can’t mock people, it’s what makes life worth living.

An honest question for Merkins. Why is Gabbard getting so little support? While I disagree to a certain extent with her attitude toward military intervention, I think it is at least considered and probably amenable to argument. She is light years ahead of the Dem front-runners in terms of apparent ...

WEIT does seem like a name that could be a dog whistle to the supremacists.

I just texted a bunch of people the following:

Wow! This is exciting news:
The world’s youngest person was just born.

Now I’m getting replies like, “How many weeks?” “Was it premature?” “Where was it born?”
People don’t think anymore.

My phone is being weird. My reply to Screwtape was that the device was meant for hair removal.

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