If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

My problem is, that the bastards keep renaming places.
Part of my brain: Where’s Sri Lanka?
Other part of brain: It used to be Ceylon.
POB: Okay, how about Myanmar?
OPOB: Burma.
POB: Mumbai?
OPOB: Bombay.
POB: Avaiki Nui?
OPOB: WTF?

I hope Quasimodo is okay...

I have a hunch he is.

That is a big fucking fire

Large fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral...

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars.

If you’re into pot and want the good shit, go to Spain:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... llets.html

“Brides” magazine is woker than you are, or confused, or something:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/zodiac- ... 00802.html

Last week, Donald Trump Jr said that for that week, and that week only, MAGA meant “Michael Avenatti Got Arrested”.

Small chuckle, but a chuckle nonetheless. Trump had a good week

It’s okay when we do it:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/onl ... nt-n988626

Just announced:

OJ is joining Jussie to search for the real culprits.

I see a lot of vehicle privilege here. I gave up my car 3 years ago, with the idea that the wife and I would share her car. The problem is, she doesn’t share well, so I walk everywhere. Which is fine, since it burns off the donuts. It is tough to lug 30 lbs of groceries a mile though. I do get the c...

Sometimes you win a a fight, sometimes this happens:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... riend.html

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑ And we frown on people wearing backbacks on the London tube.

21st Century transportation...

#BeamMeUp

Was the shooter a guy who hates oxymorons?
Mosque in Christchurch.

Is It Beto O’Rourke?

Or Beta O’Dork?

(I stole that line, because it made me chortle).

Balsa

That cargo plane looked like a one point landing to me.

I don’t get the admissions scandal. If your kid is as dumb as a rock, doesn’t like school and just wants to party, why give someone a half million dollar bribe to get them into Stanford? Unless it’s for an MRS degree with someone like Bill Gates. Even then, rent them a house near frat row and save s...

I stand corrected:

#MooToo

#MeToo

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-g ... 10562.html

Let’s see if we’re paying women employees less than men:
https://www.businessinsider.com/google- ... men-2019-3

Oops

If that link doesn’t work, it’s here also:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vbwp ... -instagram

I’m not sure why, but this article cracked me up. Probably because I thought it was from the Onion:

https://apple.news/A7BzwL2p0QQuRUXeNn6z6Qw

She flies coach...
Her nose flies 1st Class.

The thing about alcohol and rape, if a woman has one drink and a man has 6, he is still the rapist. A woman can never consent after consuming any alcohol, but men can.

Has Watson ever had consensual sex? I think not.

Maybe Smollett’s twin brother can finish up his role on Empire until the character dies from cancer or is murdered by a gang of MAGA hat wearing racists. Although the love scenes might be difficult if the twin isn’t gay himself.

Smollett-If you’re going to hire people to commit a felony, make sure you pay them with a check.
HaHa

Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who h...

It’s a mad, mad world:
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/ ... r-comments

Speaking of Bezos, he’s being sued by a neurotic:

http://www.fortune.com/2019/02/07/woody ... ing-movie/

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Took the fam to Cold Pursuit.

Do not recommend.

I watched the original Norwegian film, “In Order of Disappearance” on Netflix a year or so ago and quite enjoyed it. It’s still available there. Of course, the original didn’t have a maniac who hates blacks in the starring role...so there’s that.

Holy Shit.... the AG of Virgina.... the second in-line behind Leutenant Governenor... has just admitted to wearing blackface in 1980. Haha. What a shit show.... or is it a Shinola show.... haha. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html This is surely a bla...

Watched the Super Bowl, and the actors in the ads were, by my rough estimate, 40% black. I don't recall any asians, or hispanics outside of the Mexico Avocados ad. Further, every ad except the aforementioned had at least one black actor in it. I recall another three featuring bints in headscarfs. T...

Here’s one way to stay warm in Philadelphia:

Your career as a liberal Democratic politician is going gray until those photos from college show up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-gov-northams-medical-school-yearbook-page-shows-men-in-blackface-kkk-robe/2019/02/01/517a43ee-265f-11e9-90cd-dedb0c92dc17_story.html?utm_ter...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑ shown poking a Frenchie in the throat
I did that once, too.

Poor Phil, the just can’t catch a break.

The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.

The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...

Ape Tucker doesn’t have a problem with free market economies, he’s for them. His main point is that FME should be a tool used to improve the lives of citizens and should not be treated as some sort of god worshiped by all. It’s a means to an end, not the end itself. He’s been making some good points...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Nice.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9954/a ... es0018.jpg

In former Soviet Union, we don’t need models. We import real thing:
http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/25 ... -this-year

Filed under “Stupid Criminal”: https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/woman-kidnap-karate-studio-charlotte-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fr.search.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAwr9EelHGzBcs2kAQrRx.9w4%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTEyMnQ0Nm5lBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDQjU2MjlfMQRzZWMDc3I-%2FRV%3D2%2FRE%3D1546685383%2FRO%3D10%...

Dennett Is overrated. Puts me to sleep every time. I even bought a book that supposedly summarized & clarified Dennett, and that put me to sleep. That’s funny, because I bought a copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea, because it was all the rage among atheists twenty years ago. It’s been sitting on my sh...

Keating wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Holy shit! I am allergic to yellowjackets.
This explains why you hate the French rioters.

He’s gonna need a bigger can,
Or in the case of the rioters,
A bigger can-can.

AndrewV69 wrote: ↑ I forgot to mention,

Phil is forbidden to be in the same room as a Laguiole knife much less touch one. Owning one is forbidden. Because we all know what will happen.

I don’t know, Four Finger Phil has kind of a ring to it.

I for one, am glad that Matt is rescuing horses in need. Kind of a civic duty. The people should elect him Mare.

(Alright, I’ll stop after one)

The twins share one full time salary, are considered to each to be working a part time job, but are both there full time. Work a few years, then sue for back wages. This is labor discrimination against the multi-headed.

So, Elizabeth Hurley attended a Thanksgiving function at the US Ambassador’s residence and is being criticized for showing too much of what we’re thankful for. The ambassador’s name is Woody Johnson. Perfect storm of humor: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elizabeth-hurleys-thanksgiving-attire-dinner...

Driftless wrote: ↑
TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑ I fucking love Wisconsin......
https://www.weau.com/content/news/500516581.html
Who needs bulletproof drinking glasses anyway?

Anyone living on the east side of Chicago.

TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑ I fucking love Wisconsin......
https://www.weau.com/content/news/500516581.html

A lot of long-guns in that crowd...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
mordacious1 wrote: ↑ Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
Mutual combat/self defense, both good options. The good news is he won't be running for president.

Not in Progressiveville.

Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.

Looks like Trump may get a third SCOTUS pick in the next couple of years, and with his increased Senate majority, there's no way it won't be confirmed. Thanks for not retiring under Obama, Ginsburg... She just took a fall and broke some bones.... that's not good news for her. A fall often results i...

Tigzy wrote: ↑ Oh, and it looks like Ted Cruz might lose to something called a Beto O'Rourke.

Nah, they just called the Texas race for Cruz. Republicans pick up seats and maintain the majority in the Senate. Democrats will take the House, but end up looking foolish spending all their time going after Trump.

I should go to more pop concerts, this looks like fun:

@PHIL
I hope you only got a bit of the rain that hit Aude. That was quite a downpour. Washed away some nuns at the nunnery.

Ben Sasse (R-Neb) just said that Trump should send a check for $976.56 to the Pocahontas charity, which is 1/1024 of the million dollar bet.

HaHa

See, this is one of the problems with the internet. Fifteen years from now, this kid will Google grandpa and scream out: PEEZUS CHRIST!!

This is very upsetting:

https://www.upi.com/amp/Top_News/World- ... 535952418/

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