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by mordacious1
Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

AndrewV69 wrote: I forgot to mention,

Phil is forbidden to be in the same room as a Laguiole knife much less touch one. Owning one is forbidden. Because we all know what will happen.
I don’t know, Four Finger Phil has kind of a ring to it.
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I for one, am glad that Matt is rescuing horses in need. Kind of a civic duty. The people should elect him Mare.

(Alright, I’ll stop after one)
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

The twins share one full time salary, are considered to each to be working a part time job, but are both there full time. Work a few years, then sue for back wages. This is labor discrimination against the multi-headed.
by mordacious1
Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

So, Elizabeth Hurley attended a Thanksgiving function at the US Ambassador’s residence and is being criticized for showing too much of what we’re thankful for. The ambassador’s name is Woody Johnson. Perfect storm of humor: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elizabeth-hurleys-thanksgiving-attire-dinner...
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Driftless wrote:
Who needs bulletproof drinking glasses anyway?
Anyone living on the east side of Chicago.
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

free thoughtpolice wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
Mutual combat/self defense, both good options. The good news is he won't be running for president.
Not in Progressiveville.
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
by mordacious1
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:11 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Looks like Trump may get a third SCOTUS pick in the next couple of years, and with his increased Senate majority, there's no way it won't be confirmed. Thanks for not retiring under Obama, Ginsburg... She just took a fall and broke some bones.... that's not good news for her. A fall often results i...
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Tigzy wrote: Oh, and it looks like Ted Cruz might lose to something called a Beto O'Rourke.
Nah, they just called the Texas race for Cruz. Republicans pick up seats and maintain the majority in the Senate. Democrats will take the House, but end up looking foolish spending all their time going after Trump.
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I should go to more pop concerts, this looks like fun:
by mordacious1
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

@PHIL
I hope you only got a bit of the rain that hit Aude. That was quite a downpour. Washed away some nuns at the nunnery.
by mordacious1
Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Ben Sasse (R-Neb) just said that Trump should send a check for $976.56 to the Pocahontas charity, which is 1/1024 of the million dollar bet.

HaHa
by mordacious1
Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 4162
Views: 57381

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

See, this is one of the problems with the internet. Fifteen years from now, this kid will Google grandpa and scream out: PEEZUS CHRIST!!
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:18 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 76386

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

by mordacious1
Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 76386

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

PZ looks in the mirror and despises pallid whey-faced Americans who can’t get along. Can’t say that I blame him
by mordacious1
Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 76386

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Just saw Tommy Robinson on Tucker Carlson, reportedly his first interview. Damn, they pretty much tortured that guy. Good interview to watch. Show will be repeated in 3 hours (9 PM PST on the west coast of US) on Fox. Hopefully, a clip will be available soon.
Anyone else see it? Dude lost 40 lbs.
by mordacious1
Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 76386

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

So... McFreight is engaged. I’m sure she’s in a stable relationship. His love is based on unbridled passion, but can he corral her lust and rein in her wild nature? Neigh, I think not. He will be forever saddled with knowing of her loft-y desires, which any man can stirrup at any time. She might pla...
by mordacious1
Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 76386

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Hang a 16 month old from a noose at your daycare, hit 3 people with your minivan as you try to escape...blame the whole thing on your husband and get off with probation. #whitefemaleprivilege https://www.kare11.com/mobile/article/news/day-care-provider-who-hanged-toddler-sentenced-to-probation/89-57...
by mordacious1
Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

So...now that Barbara Bush is dead, will they take her off the oatmeal box?
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

It’s an IPA from 21st Amendment Brewing Company in SF. I’m sure that Becky has swallowed some of that.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:21 pm
<snip>
Manspreading?!
Shives spreading.

https://imgur.com/twOJim8.jpg
[/quote]

Well, there’s one beer I won’t be drinking anymore:
https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/ima ... 549491.jpg
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:21 pm
<snip>
Manspreading?!
Shives spreading.

https://imgur.com/twOJim8.jpg
[/quote]

Well, there’s one beer I won’t be drinking anymore:
https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/ima ... 549491.jpg
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:10 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

I’m having thoughts about banging the Secretary of Homeland Security. Does that make me a national security theat?
by mordacious1
Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

I just saw a statement from the engineers who designed that bridge span in Florida. It said they had “...an overarching concern for public safety”.

Gotta respect guys who can make bridge puns after a tragedy like that.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

76...Pretty much a normal lifespan (albeit with complex challenges). Unexpected for someone with ALS.
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Krauss was pinned to the bed by Hensley? That sounds like grounds for a legitimate claim of PTSD (just like soldiers in Iraq). I have PTSD just reading about it.
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Oops!
...and that leaves one.
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:13 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: Thinking about the Lady Lex, this trivia question popped into my head:

List all currently commissioned US Navy ships that have sunk an enemy ship in combat.
Navy retires its last modern ship to sink an enemy vessel (Oct 2015)

...and that leaves one.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Thinking about the Lady Lex, this trivia question popped into my head:

List all currently commissioned US Navy ships that have sunk an enemy ship in combat.
by mordacious1
Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

You’re no longer allowed to stare at hookers in the window:
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/2 ... okers.html
by mordacious1
Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Those two women need some weapons training, especially the younger one. She almost shot her mom when she was grappling with the perp. They are lucky to be alive...the guy ended up with the mom’s gun.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:26 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

If knives were banned, then only knaves would have knives.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

I'm looking for a scientific calculator that can both perform statistical functions and reinforce my status as the office alpha male by intimidating other men and making me irresistible to women. Any recommendations? It’s not what calculator you use that makes you intimidating, but rather what numb...
by mordacious1
Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

free thoughtpolice wrote: At least our country isn't run by the Deep State.
Can’t get too deep...you have no submarines.
by mordacious1
Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

free thoughtpolice wrote: They think Seals are "elite". We Canadians club them and skin them alive just to piss off PETA.
No SEAL jokes from a country whose navy can’t get one ship out of harbor.
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one of them

WARNING! Incoming ballistic missile to the Slymepit. Take immediate shelter on another blog. This is not a drill. I just saw a video on the news where this guy put his kids in the sewer. The little girl says, “I don’t want to go down there”. In our situation it would be like, “I don’t want to go to ...
by mordacious1
Thu Jan 11, 2018 10:51 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Cuntie 2017 Voting!
Replies: 16
Views: 746

Re: Cuntie 2017 Voting!

Maybe “spineless lump of green snot” wasn’t descriptive enough to remind people who George Bridges is. He’s the wimpy moron who’s the president of Evergreen State. Along with the well-known shit he did, he wrote this: http://www.cooperpointjournal.com/2017/05/27/george-bridges-statement-in-response-...
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 09, 2018 11:10 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 221962

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one of them

I don’t know what it is about J. Lawrence’s face? I just don’t find it attractive. It’s the eyes I think. The rest of her body is stunning, but meh on the face. I guess the Harvey Weinstein’s of the world and I have different tastes.
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 06, 2018 4:53 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I suppose that if 75% of the population were black, I’d have more black friends...or I’d be dead.
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 06, 2018 10:58 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

RIP John Young
Met him a few times in the Sixties
Good guy...man’s man. Probably had the “Badass Mother Fucker” wallet.
by mordacious1
Thu Dec 28, 2017 1:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Really? wrote:
Lindy needs Frazier, Niles and Martin (Crane joke).
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:33 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I don’t think Washington has the teeth for this kind of fight.
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 27, 2017 5:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I wouldn’t be so quick to honor Lindsay with pitizenship. I believe I remember her stating that, while being horribly treated by these assholes, she actually agreed with them on the social justice issues (pronouns, etc), which is one reason she was shocked to have been attacked in such a manner. Kud...
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 27, 2017 4:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I would be more interested to see which First Lady would come out on top in a knife fight. I’d probably go with Obama, she’s like a Wookie with a bad attitude. Nancy was a proficient back-stabber though and Mary Todd was an insane bitch.
by mordacious1
Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Yeah, Victoria didn’t quite make it to an even dozen, but that was prior to effective birth control. Kate can’t use that excuse.
by mordacious1
Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Damn double post. My fault though.
by mordacious1
Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I see the Royal Baby Factory is pregnant again. Can someone please tell Kate that it’s a vagina and not a clown car?
by mordacious1
Tue Dec 26, 2017 7:43 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I see the Royal Baby Factory is pregnant again. Can someone please tell Kate that it’s a vagina and not a clown car?
by mordacious1
Mon Dec 25, 2017 2:48 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Cuntienoms
Replies: 36
Views: 1022

Re: Cuntienoms

George Bridges, because he’s a spineless lump of green snot.

I give Carrier a pass this year, because he’s suing that group of asshats and lulz negate any of the regular issues we may have with him.
by mordacious1
Tue Dec 19, 2017 5:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

You can’t spell Cnut without...
No, I can’t do it.
by mordacious1
Sun Dec 17, 2017 9:19 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

by mordacious1
Sun Dec 17, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Brive1987 wrote: "It's my party and I'll cry if I want to"

If you were at a party at Becky’s and she offered you a paper cup of hot cheese,would you eat it?
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 15, 2017 8:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

I just heard on the news that Ophelia is heading for Ireland and has destructive potential. Does Nugent know?

They said Ophelia is very wet. What? Since when?
by mordacious1
Mon Oct 02, 2017 8:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary
Replies: 21822
Views: 460042

Re: In 2017 Idiocracy is a Documentary

Tom Petty's family is reporting that he has died...for real this time.