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- Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:22 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Reportedly, the zip ties means he was attempting to kidnap Nancy Pelosi. If he had a fistful of Trojans, that means he wanted to...no, I can’t think about that.
- Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:44 pm
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No, no, no and....well, no! This isn’t about Trump. Not a bit. He’s just one of the victims, he pulled back the curtain and they’re destroying him for it. It’s about a small group of authoritarian elites who want to change the culture. Everyone must agree with them or they will cancel you and destro...
- Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:02 pm
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The Left is vicious. Remember, the move to impeach Trump began months before he was elected: https://redoubtnews.com/2019/12/trump-impeachment-began-months-before-2016-election/ And now, the Senate may have a trial AFTER he leaves office. They HATE this man. They HATE his supporters. Trump threatens...
- Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:35 pm
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Washington "One-China" Policy Dead As Pompeo Lifts Restrictions On US-Taiwan Relations The embattled Trump administration has just nuked the decades long US recognition of the "One China" policy status quo in what surely constitutes the biggest shot across Beijing's bow after months of anti-China e...
- Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:12 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Maybe we could host theRealDonaldTrump here at the Pyt? But I dunno...maybe the FascistTit would resent the competition. It WOULD be fun though, for the 30 seconds it lasts. Trump tweeted on the POTUS account today that he will form a competing company to Twitter, the POTUS account was immediately s...
- Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:24 pm
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It’s okay. In two weeks, Biden-the-Uniter will be in charge and we can all go back to singing Kumbaya, like back in the Obama era. By next year, we will be trying to remember what all the fuss was about. Right?
- Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:47 am
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Tanya Roberts is dead again. They’re pretty sure this time. Maybe.
- Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:58 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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I’M NOT DEAD!!!
“ Actress Tanya Roberts is still alive -- she is hospitalized -- despite reports of her death over the weekend”.-FoxNews
“ Actress Tanya Roberts is still alive -- she is hospitalized -- despite reports of her death over the weekend”.-FoxNews
- Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:32 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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So...Gerry Marsden. I remember when I first heard the song, “Mary, Cross of Mercy”. Which later turned out to be about a boat taking people across a river. Who knew?
- Wed Dec 30, 2020 12:52 pm
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I guess I’ll have to go with Ginger, now that the Wuhan got Mary Ann. She should have stayed on the island.
- Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:12 pm
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Great...more diversity: https://phys.org/news/2020-12-species-mammal-africa-montane-forests.html Actually, when I was a child (longer ago than last week, I SWEAR), we had jokes about elephants in trees. For example: Q Why do natives run through the jungle between 2 PM and 4 PM? A: That’s when the el...
- Mon Dec 14, 2020 5:21 am
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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All joking aside, snaking people’s backsides can be a lucrative business. I hear there are plenty of openings.
- Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:44 pm
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John le Carre’ had his own Brexit.
- Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:39 am
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- Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:17 am
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- Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:37 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Why I Liked Trump: He was entertaining. Nonstop. Everyday for four years.
Caveat: If Biden starts drooling down the front of his shirt while giving a speech, he wins the entertainment portion of our contest.
Caveat: If Biden starts drooling down the front of his shirt while giving a speech, he wins the entertainment portion of our contest.
- Mon Nov 23, 2020 4:42 am
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- Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:53 am
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This long time game show host died today...
- Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:52 pm
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I swear. I just wanted to go a few blocks and bang my brown eyed girl.
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- Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:42 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Forgive me, but I rather hope these two anti-masker heroines failed to send in postal votes for their hero before being arrested: Store security guard stabbed 27 times after asking sisters to wear masks Does allegedly getting stabbed 27 times hurt less than getting stabbed 27 times? Less life-threa...
- Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:27 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first. It’s a US Army hospital...so, no. I should have said US Military hospital. It used to be a naval hospital, but now it has a National Military Hospital designation. In my experie...
- Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:21 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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- Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:56 am
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RE: Pence not being capable. The Left has hated Pence for a long time for several reasons, including: A) He is ultra religious. B) He was anti gay marriage. 3) He’s presents as a stiff. D) He’s a far right Republican. E) He refuses to be alone with women, other than his wife. Blah blah blah. He took...
- Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:28 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. If he gets hit hard and is incapacitated, Pence takes over. Pence has been around Trump a lot lately. If he gets a bad case too, the wicked witch of the West will be in charge. FUN TIMES
- Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:49 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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- Sat Sep 26, 2020 5:57 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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So, lots of people say marriage is between one man and one woman: how about between three women and four women? https://www.seattletimes.com/life/separated-by-the-pandemic-this-cross-border-couple-got-married-at-peace-arch-park/ Canadians have been concerned about importing mad cows disease for som...
- Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:59 pm
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- Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:43 am
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Sooo...a Canadian tried to assassinate the President of the United States. Isn’t that enough reason to invade?
Since a percentage of our forests are now cinders, we could use the lumber resources.
Also, the Democrats want more states. This would do it.
Since a percentage of our forests are now cinders, we could use the lumber resources.
Also, the Democrats want more states. This would do it.
- Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:46 am
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Postal workers in Chicago say it’s too dangerous to deliver the mail there: https://www.radio.com/wbbm780/news/local/chicago-postal-workers-may-stop-delivering-mail This can easily be solved. Welfare payments used to come via check through the mail. Postal workers were guaranteed safe passage throug...
- Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:44 am
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Joe Biden nominated the stripper who is the mother of Joe’s sixth grandchild. When asked why he would nominate someone obviously unqualified, Joe smiled and said, “Come on man! She’s family”.
- Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:55 pm
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I don’t think the Republicans get a justice confirmed currently, unless Trump wins. Collins, Romney, Murkowski and possibly Graham will not vote before the election and possibly not after. This will be a battle.
- Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:50 am
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I’m in San Jose. My weather app usually measures visibility in miles, today it is 1300 yards. Hopefully, it doesn’t get down to feet.Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑ View of my hills yesterday. It's the same this morning:
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- Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:12 am
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Ref The Rose Garden:
It doesn’t matter. As soon as Kamala becomes president in 6 months, she’s going to tear it out and plant marijuana plants. That way, the ghost of Tupac will have something to do when he visits..
It doesn’t matter. As soon as Kamala becomes president in 6 months, she’s going to tear it out and plant marijuana plants. That way, the ghost of Tupac will have something to do when he visits..
- Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:31 am
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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There’s nothing worse than having a drip-drip-drip from your muzzle. I hear there’s antibiotics for that though.
- Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:56 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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https://twitter.com/ga11owg1ass/status/1295711027217100800?s=21 When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard. Ouch!! Never mind that, he needs to get the butt placed firmly into the fleshy part of his shoulder. He should press his cheek onto the butt. The weapon, otoh, should be stored secure...
- Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:51 am
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- Sun Aug 16, 2020 8:34 pm
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One solution to female obesity issues (taking the US as a whole, not individuals), is to increase immigration from Asian countries and decrease immigration from Central America and Mexico. Just my personal observation.
- Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:15 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Hey folks -- did y'all see this: https://heavy.com/news/2020/08/sciencing_bi-bethann-mclaughlin-asu/ BethAnn McLaughlin has been in the news previously for #MeToo & tenure denial shenanigans. :popcorn: PS Haven't posted for a while. Glad to see the 'Pit is still active. What's been happening? She s...
- Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:47 pm
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IT’S A TRAP!!Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 amThat one is true.Service Dog wrote: ↑ 6. Reptilians are in the government
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- Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:41 am
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One of my all time favorite guitarists has died.
RIP Peter Green.
RIP Peter Green.
- Wed Jul 22, 2020 6:48 pm
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I sometimes drop by the Yahoo home page to read an article and then troll the wokies in the comment section. It’s low-hanging fruit obviously, but often it results in some hilarious outcomes. Anyway, today Yahoo has the following notice when you click on “Reactions”: “Our goal is to create a safe an...
- Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:37 am
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My dad just died two hours ago. I'm in shock. It happened so fast. I didn't even get to say goodbye. I've been dreading this day for six years. Now it's here. 3rd of July, 2020. I've been crying so much I can't cry anymore. My dad was everything to me. He was the only one I could talk to about anyt...
- Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:49 pm
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Sitting here, I realise just how bad raccoons smell. I never did, but now I understand what my front deck smells of. It's completely illegal to do anything to a raccoon here, they are fur-bearers which can only be harvested by license holders who have paid large fees to the province for training an...
- Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:25 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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I can’t say the cops in my city don’t have a sense of humor...or irony:
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/san-jo ... -protests/
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/san-jo ... -protests/
- Wed May 27, 2020 6:55 am
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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“The grind is a lot harder.”
Somehow I doubt that.
Somehow I doubt that.
- Mon May 18, 2020 11:33 am
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Ken Osmond died. One of my favorite subjects for jokes when I was a kid:
Eddie: Hi Mrs Cleaver. How’s the Beaver?
Eddie: Hi Mrs Cleaver. How’s the Beaver?
- Sat May 16, 2020 12:16 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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ThreeFlangedJavis said,
He denies this.
Trump came into the Whitehouse as an outsider with a very small staff.
- Tue May 12, 2020 3:22 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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BTW Dr Screwtape, if you make it to the 90th wedding anniversary, the traditional gift is granite. Not much you can give that’s granite, so either a countertop or a tombstone.
- Fri May 01, 2020 6:00 am
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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- Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:38 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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So technically, you could put 774,400 people per square mile on the beaches and still meet the CDC guidelines for social distancing. Something to ponder. Or you could give every person a 3 foot corridor for movement on all sides and still fit 343,396 per sq mi If only people could follow some simple...
- Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:55 pm
- Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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Anyone else remember when they needed to remove a dead whale from an Oregon beach back in the Seventies and decided dynamite would be the perfect solution:
- Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:14 am
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I see WEIT has the obligatory anti-gun, anti-NRA post up, so the weenies that still comment there can have their mutual masturbation fest. Apparently, the deplorables are quivering in their hovels, waiting for brown people to steal their TP. Gun stores are NOT essential, while pot and liquor stores ...
- Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:05 pm
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- Sat Mar 14, 2020 9:35 am
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- Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:31 am
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California ad spending to this point:
Biden $4000
Bloomberg $78,000,000
Biden $4000
Bloomberg $78,000,000
- Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:35 pm
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In other news, I wonder how much Bloomberg paid Buttigieg to quit. Naw, it was the DNC. All hands on deck to stop the Bern. They must have calculated that Biden will pick up the Buttigieg votes. Funny today. Biden was on Chris Wallace’s show and Wallace was asking him about all his foggy mistakes. ...
- Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:36 pm
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- Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:33 pm
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:lol:
The homeless guy on the corner says, he needs change so he can hope.You need Hope so you can Change.
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- Sat Feb 22, 2020 9:32 pm
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- Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:05 pm
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