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by mordacious1
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Reportedly, the zip ties means he was attempting to kidnap Nancy Pelosi. If he had a fistful of Trojans, that means he wanted to...no, I can’t think about that.
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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No, no, no and....well, no! This isn’t about Trump. Not a bit. He’s just one of the victims, he pulled back the curtain and they’re destroying him for it. It’s about a small group of authoritarian elites who want to change the culture. Everyone must agree with them or they will cancel you and destro...
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The Left is vicious. Remember, the move to impeach Trump began months before he was elected: https://redoubtnews.com/2019/12/trump-impeachment-began-months-before-2016-election/ And now, the Senate may have a trial AFTER he leaves office. They HATE this man. They HATE his supporters. Trump threatens...
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Washington "One-China" Policy Dead As Pompeo Lifts Restrictions On US-Taiwan Relations The embattled Trump administration has just nuked the decades long US recognition of the "One China" policy status quo in what surely constitutes the biggest shot across Beijing's bow after months of anti-China e...
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Maybe we could host theRealDonaldTrump here at the Pyt? But I dunno...maybe the FascistTit would resent the competition. It WOULD be fun though, for the 30 seconds it lasts. Trump tweeted on the POTUS account today that he will form a competing company to Twitter, the POTUS account was immediately s...
by mordacious1
Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It’s okay. In two weeks, Biden-the-Uniter will be in charge and we can all go back to singing Kumbaya, like back in the Obama era. By next year, we will be trying to remember what all the fuss was about. Right?
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:47 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Tanya Roberts is dead again. They’re pretty sure this time. Maybe.
by mordacious1
Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I’M NOT DEAD!!!

“ Actress Tanya Roberts is still alive -- she is hospitalized -- despite reports of her death over the weekend”.-FoxNews
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So...Gerry Marsden. I remember when I first heard the song, “Mary, Cross of Mercy”. Which later turned out to be about a boat taking people across a river. Who knew?
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 30, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I guess I’ll have to go with Ginger, now that the Wuhan got Mary Ann. She should have stayed on the island.
by mordacious1
Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Great...more diversity: https://phys.org/news/2020-12-species-mammal-africa-montane-forests.html Actually, when I was a child (longer ago than last week, I SWEAR), we had jokes about elephants in trees. For example: Q Why do natives run through the jungle between 2 PM and 4 PM? A: That’s when the el...
by mordacious1
Mon Dec 14, 2020 5:21 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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All joking aside, snaking people’s backsides can be a lucrative business. I hear there are plenty of openings.
by mordacious1
Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John le Carre’ had his own Brexit.
by mordacious1
Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:17 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Lsuoma wrote: <snip>

And who are you people, and what have you done with my packet of gravel?????
We’re here, but we’re stoned.
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Why I Liked Trump: He was entertaining. Nonstop. Everyday for four years.
Caveat: If Biden starts drooling down the front of his shirt while giving a speech, he wins the entertainment portion of our contest.
by mordacious1
Mon Nov 23, 2020 4:42 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: I hope everyone is not going to just leave that one hanging...
Like most men, he had better days before he tied the knot.
by mordacious1
Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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This long time game show host died today...
by mordacious1
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I swear. I just wanted to go a few blocks and bang my brown eyed girl.
https://www.rockcellarmagazine.com/van- ... ng-listen/
by mordacious1
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Forgive me, but I rather hope these two anti-masker heroines failed to send in postal votes for their hero before being arrested: Store security guard stabbed 27 times after asking sisters to wear masks Does allegedly getting stabbed 27 times hurt less than getting stabbed 27 times? Less life-threa...
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first. It’s a US Army hospital...so, no. I should have said US Military hospital. It used to be a naval hospital, but now it has a National Military Hospital designation. In my experie...
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Driftless wrote: Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first.
It’s a US Army hospital...so, no.
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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RE: Pence not being capable. The Left has hated Pence for a long time for several reasons, including: A) He is ultra religious. B) He was anti gay marriage. 3) He’s presents as a stiff. D) He’s a far right Republican. E) He refuses to be alone with women, other than his wife. Blah blah blah. He took...
by mordacious1
Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. If he gets hit hard and is incapacitated, Pence takes over. Pence has been around Trump a lot lately. If he gets a bad case too, the wicked witch of the West will be in charge. FUN TIMES
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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KiwiInOz wrote: Has anyone tried turning the USA off for 30 secs and then turning it back on?
A while back, they made a documentary on doing this for Germany. The documentary was called, “Das Boot”.
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 26, 2020 5:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So, lots of people say marriage is between one man and one woman: how about between three women and four women? https://www.seattletimes.com/life/separated-by-the-pandemic-this-cross-border-couple-got-married-at-peace-arch-park/ Canadians have been concerned about importing mad cows disease for som...
by mordacious1
Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sooo...a Canadian tried to assassinate the President of the United States. Isn’t that enough reason to invade?
Since a percentage of our forests are now cinders, we could use the lumber resources.
Also, the Democrats want more states. This would do it.
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Postal workers in Chicago say it’s too dangerous to deliver the mail there: https://www.radio.com/wbbm780/news/local/chicago-postal-workers-may-stop-delivering-mail This can easily be solved. Welfare payments used to come via check through the mail. Postal workers were guaranteed safe passage throug...
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Joe Biden nominated the stripper who is the mother of Joe’s sixth grandchild. When asked why he would nominate someone obviously unqualified, Joe smiled and said, “Come on man! She’s family”.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I don’t think the Republicans get a justice confirmed currently, unless Trump wins. Collins, Romney, Murkowski and possibly Graham will not vote before the election and possibly not after. This will be a battle.
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:50 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: View of my hills yesterday. It's the same this morning:

Caliornia_dreamin.JPG
I’m in San Jose. My weather app usually measures visibility in miles, today it is 1300 yards. Hopefully, it doesn’t get down to feet.
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ref The Rose Garden:
It doesn’t matter. As soon as Kamala becomes president in 6 months, she’s going to tear it out and plant marijuana plants. That way, the ghost of Tupac will have something to do when he visits..
by mordacious1
Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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There’s nothing worse than having a drip-drip-drip from your muzzle. I hear there’s antibiotics for that though.
by mordacious1
Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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https://twitter.com/ga11owg1ass/status/1295711027217100800?s=21 When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard. Ouch!! Never mind that, he needs to get the butt placed firmly into the fleshy part of his shoulder. He should press his cheek onto the butt. The weapon, otoh, should be stored secure...
by mordacious1
Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:51 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Brive1987 wrote:
When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard.
Ouch!!
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 16, 2020 8:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One solution to female obesity issues (taking the US as a whole, not individuals), is to increase immigration from Asian countries and decrease immigration from Central America and Mexico. Just my personal observation.
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 09, 2020 6:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hey folks -- did y'all see this: https://heavy.com/news/2020/08/sciencing_bi-bethann-mclaughlin-asu/ BethAnn McLaughlin has been in the news previously for #MeToo & tenure denial shenanigans. :popcorn: PS Haven't posted for a while. Glad to see the 'Pit is still active. What's been happening? She s...
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 02, 2020 12:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Sun Aug 02, 2020 9:58 am
Service Dog wrote: 6. Reptilians are in the government
That one is true.

lightfoot.jpg
IT’S A TRAP!!
by mordacious1
Sat Jul 25, 2020 9:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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One of my all time favorite guitarists has died.
RIP Peter Green.
by mordacious1
Wed Jul 22, 2020 6:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I sometimes drop by the Yahoo home page to read an article and then troll the wokies in the comment section. It’s low-hanging fruit obviously, but often it results in some hilarious outcomes. Anyway, today Yahoo has the following notice when you click on “Reactions”: “Our goal is to create a safe an...
by mordacious1
Fri Jul 03, 2020 1:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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My dad just died two hours ago. I'm in shock. It happened so fast. I didn't even get to say goodbye. I've been dreading this day for six years. Now it's here. 3rd of July, 2020. I've been crying so much I can't cry anymore. My dad was everything to me. He was the only one I could talk to about anyt...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Sitting here, I realise just how bad raccoons smell. I never did, but now I understand what my front deck smells of. It's completely illegal to do anything to a raccoon here, they are fur-bearers which can only be harvested by license holders who have paid large fees to the province for training an...
by mordacious1
Thu Jun 11, 2020 9:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I can’t say the cops in my city don’t have a sense of humor...or irony:
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/san-jo ... -protests/
by mordacious1
Wed May 27, 2020 6:55 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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“The grind is a lot harder.”

Somehow I doubt that.
by mordacious1
Mon May 18, 2020 11:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Ken Osmond died. One of my favorite subjects for jokes when I was a kid:

Eddie: Hi Mrs Cleaver. How’s the Beaver?
by mordacious1
Sat May 16, 2020 12:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ThreeFlangedJavis said,

Trump came into the Whitehouse as an outsider with a very small staff.
He denies this.
by mordacious1
Tue May 12, 2020 3:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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BTW Dr Screwtape, if you make it to the 90th wedding anniversary, the traditional gift is granite. Not much you can give that’s granite, so either a countertop or a tombstone.
by mordacious1
Fri May 01, 2020 6:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: This current outbreak doesn't seem quite so surreal since I started to distinguish between 'corvid' and 'covid'.
Corvid-19 is also known as the Bird Flu...
Main symptom is crows’ feet
by mordacious1
Wed Apr 29, 2020 9:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So technically, you could put 774,400 people per square mile on the beaches and still meet the CDC guidelines for social distancing. Something to ponder. Or you could give every person a 3 foot corridor for movement on all sides and still fit 343,396 per sq mi If only people could follow some simple...
by mordacious1
Sun Apr 05, 2020 12:55 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Anyone else remember when they needed to remove a dead whale from an Oregon beach back in the Seventies and decided dynamite would be the perfect solution:

by mordacious1
Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:14 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I see WEIT has the obligatory anti-gun, anti-NRA post up, so the weenies that still comment there can have their mutual masturbation fest. Apparently, the deplorables are quivering in their hovels, waiting for brown people to steal their TP. Gun stores are NOT essential, while pot and liquor stores ...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 02, 2020 9:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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California ad spending to this point:

Biden $4000

Bloomberg $78,000,000
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 01, 2020 9:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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In other news, I wonder how much Bloomberg paid Buttigieg to quit. Naw, it was the DNC. All hands on deck to stop the Bern. They must have calculated that Biden will pick up the Buttigieg votes. Funny today. Biden was on Chris Wallace’s show and Wallace was asking him about all his foggy mistakes. ...
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 01, 2020 4:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
IM NOT DEAD!!!
Troublemaker huh? (Whack)
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 27, 2020 8:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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:lol:
You need Hope so you can Change.
:rimshot:
The homeless guy on the corner says, he needs change so he can hope.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 11, 2020 7:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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John D wrote: Yang... the last POC in the presidential race... just dropped out of the race. Haha.... whitey be runnin everything!
Tulsi Gabbard, Deval Patrick still in it, afaik