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by mordacious1
Sun Apr 04, 2021 10:34 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I saw Jesus in the ER today and asked him what the problem was. He said that he rose from the dead 2000 years ago, but it wasn’t until today that he saw a commercial telling him that if he had a resurrection lasting more than 4 hours, he should get immediate medical help.
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 01, 2021 4:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Parsehole? :think: https://i.imgur.com/Tg1Dq48.png https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2021/mar/29/big-ship-phobia-suez-canal-ever-given I can fully understand why some women might be freaked out by the thought of an extremely large object stuck in a canal. It seems to be a reasonable fear.
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 20, 2021 8:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

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No skin off my teeth in any case. I work from home and make enough money to store up for retirement. Lockdowns don't hurt me at all. I guess, if our politicians want to destroy the earning potential for the lower middle class and to destroy the psychology of school kids, it is not a problem for me....
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 16, 2021 7:10 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

A fairly lengthy article just to state that the reason why blacks (oh, excuse me), Blacks are attacking Asians, is because, yep, white supremacy:
https://apple.news/AD16KVc0rTiS7we_rboChgg
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 09, 2021 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

This guys is has some amazing stuff. The history write ups with the pictures are pretty good too. Facebook or Instagram https://www.facebook.com/jakoblagerweij https://www.instagram.com/colourisedpieceofjake/ https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/156840131_196035562316288_333966592314446470...
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 02, 2021 4:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

My gametes may be small, but they’re strong swimmers and there’s plenty of them. If the US is having a problem with decreased sperm count, they should give me a call. I can save America 🇺🇸 . I’m willing to sacrifice for my country, it’s what patriots do. And no...I don’t have Dr in front of my name ...
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 23, 2021 2:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Apparently, due to the condition of his legs, Kathy Bates lives in the area and extracted Tiger Woods from his vehicle. I’m surmising.
Also, if you were following the news coverage and took a shot of tequila every time “there could have been a coyote in the road” was said, you’d be dead right now.
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:36 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Jesus, my comments are getting fucked up.
Supposed to have been:
Well...there you go go.
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 17, 2021 9:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Well...there you go go. He takes no prisoners and gives zero fucks! You’re just envious of Eric Swalwell who banged the honey in the fifth row, 3rd from the right. Wow. That quote went haywire. Supposed to be the Chinese pink marching brigade comment. Yeah. I was always hot for Kathy Valentine, who...
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

mordacious1 wrote:
Matt Cavanaugh wrote: He takes no prisoners and gives zero fucks!
You’re just envious of Eric Swalwell who banged the honey in the fifth row, 3rd from the right.
Wow. That quote went haywire. Supposed to be the Chinese pink marching brigade comment.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 16, 2021 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: He takes no prisoners and gives zero fucks!
You’re just envious of Eric Swalwell who banged the honey in the fifth row, 3rd from the right.
by mordacious1
Fri Feb 12, 2021 9:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

I know I’m warped for finding this humorous and will probably rot in hell, but when she stated she’s a “experienced woman of the wilderness” who tripped over a log in the dark and broke her leg...and didn’t even get Advil, because they don’t have that in the Congo, I couldn’t stop laughing. I think ...
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 10, 2021 10:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show

Vive La France! https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/09/world/europe/france-threat-american-universities.html Macron states that the woke nonsense is indigenous to the US and originates on American university campuses. Is this true? Or are these ideas brought into US universities through external actors...
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 02, 2021 2:16 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

Tucker makes his most straightforward defense of populism yet, as well as continuing his warnings about the growing totalitarianism of the Leftist Elite: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xdA-4eiCIe8&feature=youtu.be What a bunch of BS. If the paranoid right doesn't want to be treated as domestic ter...
by mordacious1
Wed Jan 27, 2021 2:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

Aw...
Frau Bluecher (neigh) died.
by mordacious1
Wed Jan 27, 2021 11:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

I just wanted to say that Reddit/GameStop incident was hilarious. Wall Street doesn’t like being fucked with...too bad. They manipulate stocks all the time, when someone does it to them, they get pissed.
They lost billions.
by mordacious1
Mon Jan 25, 2021 4:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

One thing (of many) that I have a difficult time getting my tiny brain around is why, currently, the entire world goes batshit at the same time. In the old days, when American society was doing something ridiculous, the rest of the world would shake their heads and snort derision. Now, they join in ...
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 17, 2021 8:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

KiwiInOz wrote:
Keating wrote: What do I have to do to get the next thread named after me?
Possibly demonstrate the after effects of being kicked in the head by a horse or of huffing crystal meth in urine fumes?
Ah, the ol’ “If you don’t agree with me, you have to be brain damaged or on drugs” argument.
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 17, 2021 2:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: The Matt & Dog Conspiracy Show

https://i.imgur.com/dnomG8b.png https://archive.is/nXjOB So white is the way to go if you want a diverse, multi racial society. Black is all black. Brown is just brown. But White is a mix of all cultures, a sort of melting pot if you will. Seems to me that White is the only way to reach racial harm...
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 16, 2021 12:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: The 3FJ, Matt, & Dog Conspiracy Show
Replies: 1242
Views: 48707

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

When I was a lad, my elderly neighbor told me stories about how he was involved in this: https://www.nps.gov/articles/bonus-expeditionary-forces-march-on-washington.htm#:~:text=In%20May%201932%2C%20jobless%20WWI%20veterans%20organized%20a,payment%20now%2C%20when%20they%20really%20needed%20the%20mone...
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 12, 2021 4:22 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Reportedly, the zip ties means he was attempting to kidnap Nancy Pelosi. If he had a fistful of Trojans, that means he wanted to...no, I can’t think about that.
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 10, 2021 12:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

No, no, no and....well, no! This isn’t about Trump. Not a bit. He’s just one of the victims, he pulled back the curtain and they’re destroying him for it. It’s about a small group of authoritarian elites who want to change the culture. Everyone must agree with them or they will cancel you and destro...
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 09, 2021 9:02 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The Left is vicious. Remember, the move to impeach Trump began months before he was elected: https://redoubtnews.com/2019/12/trump-impeachment-began-months-before-2016-election/ And now, the Senate may have a trial AFTER he leaves office. They HATE this man. They HATE his supporters. Trump threatens...
by mordacious1
Sat Jan 09, 2021 6:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Washington "One-China" Policy Dead As Pompeo Lifts Restrictions On US-Taiwan Relations The embattled Trump administration has just nuked the decades long US recognition of the "One China" policy status quo in what surely constitutes the biggest shot across Beijing's bow after months of anti-China e...
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 08, 2021 7:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Maybe we could host theRealDonaldTrump here at the Pyt? But I dunno...maybe the FascistTit would resent the competition. It WOULD be fun though, for the 30 seconds it lasts. Trump tweeted on the POTUS account today that he will form a competing company to Twitter, the POTUS account was immediately s...
by mordacious1
Thu Jan 07, 2021 12:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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It’s okay. In two weeks, Biden-the-Uniter will be in charge and we can all go back to singing Kumbaya, like back in the Obama era. By next year, we will be trying to remember what all the fuss was about. Right?
by mordacious1
Tue Jan 05, 2021 7:47 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Tanya Roberts is dead again. They’re pretty sure this time. Maybe.
by mordacious1
Mon Jan 04, 2021 3:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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I’M NOT DEAD!!!

“ Actress Tanya Roberts is still alive -- she is hospitalized -- despite reports of her death over the weekend”.-FoxNews
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 03, 2021 8:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So...Gerry Marsden. I remember when I first heard the song, “Mary, Cross of Mercy”. Which later turned out to be about a boat taking people across a river. Who knew?
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 30, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I guess I’ll have to go with Ginger, now that the Wuhan got Mary Ann. She should have stayed on the island.
by mordacious1
Tue Dec 22, 2020 9:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Great...more diversity: https://phys.org/news/2020-12-species-mammal-africa-montane-forests.html Actually, when I was a child (longer ago than last week, I SWEAR), we had jokes about elephants in trees. For example: Q Why do natives run through the jungle between 2 PM and 4 PM? A: That’s when the el...
by mordacious1
Mon Dec 14, 2020 5:21 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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All joking aside, snaking people’s backsides can be a lucrative business. I hear there are plenty of openings.
by mordacious1
Sun Dec 13, 2020 3:44 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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John le Carre’ had his own Brexit.
by mordacious1
Sat Dec 05, 2020 1:17 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Lsuoma wrote: <snip>

And who are you people, and what have you done with my packet of gravel?????
We’re here, but we’re stoned.
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 02, 2020 12:37 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Why I Liked Trump: He was entertaining. Nonstop. Everyday for four years.
Caveat: If Biden starts drooling down the front of his shirt while giving a speech, he wins the entertainment portion of our contest.
by mordacious1
Mon Nov 23, 2020 4:42 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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MarcusAu wrote: I hope everyone is not going to just leave that one hanging...
Like most men, he had better days before he tied the knot.
by mordacious1
Sun Nov 08, 2020 9:53 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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This long time game show host died today...
by mordacious1
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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I swear. I just wanted to go a few blocks and bang my brown eyed girl.
https://www.rockcellarmagazine.com/van- ... ng-listen/
by mordacious1
Wed Oct 28, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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Forgive me, but I rather hope these two anti-masker heroines failed to send in postal votes for their hero before being arrested: Store security guard stabbed 27 times after asking sisters to wear masks Does allegedly getting stabbed 27 times hurt less than getting stabbed 27 times? Less life-threa...
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first. It’s a US Army hospital...so, no. I should have said US Military hospital. It used to be a naval hospital, but now it has a National Military Hospital designation. In my experie...
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Driftless wrote: Do America's Frontline Doctors work at Walter Reed? I would have thought that Trump would go to them for treatment first.
It’s a US Army hospital...so, no.
by mordacious1
Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:56 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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RE: Pence not being capable. The Left has hated Pence for a long time for several reasons, including: A) He is ultra religious. B) He was anti gay marriage. 3) He’s presents as a stiff. D) He’s a far right Republican. E) He refuses to be alone with women, other than his wife. Blah blah blah. He took...
by mordacious1
Thu Oct 01, 2020 9:28 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Trump has tested positive for COVID-19. If he gets hit hard and is incapacitated, Pence takes over. Pence has been around Trump a lot lately. If he gets a bad case too, the wicked witch of the West will be in charge. FUN TIMES
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:49 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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KiwiInOz wrote: Has anyone tried turning the USA off for 30 secs and then turning it back on?
A while back, they made a documentary on doing this for Germany. The documentary was called, “Das Boot”.
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 26, 2020 5:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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So, lots of people say marriage is between one man and one woman: how about between three women and four women? https://www.seattletimes.com/life/separated-by-the-pandemic-this-cross-border-couple-got-married-at-peace-arch-park/ Canadians have been concerned about importing mad cows disease for som...
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 26, 2020 3:59 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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by mordacious1
Tue Sep 22, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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Sooo...a Canadian tried to assassinate the President of the United States. Isn’t that enough reason to invade?
Since a percentage of our forests are now cinders, we could use the lumber resources.
Also, the Democrats want more states. This would do it.
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 21, 2020 9:46 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Postal workers in Chicago say it’s too dangerous to deliver the mail there: https://www.radio.com/wbbm780/news/local/chicago-postal-workers-may-stop-delivering-mail This can easily be solved. Welfare payments used to come via check through the mail. Postal workers were guaranteed safe passage throug...
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 19, 2020 12:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Joe Biden nominated the stripper who is the mother of Joe’s sixth grandchild. When asked why he would nominate someone obviously unqualified, Joe smiled and said, “Come on man! She’s family”.
by mordacious1
Fri Sep 18, 2020 5:55 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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I don’t think the Republicans get a justice confirmed currently, unless Trump wins. Collins, Romney, Murkowski and possibly Graham will not vote before the election and possibly not after. This will be a battle.
by mordacious1
Sat Sep 12, 2020 8:50 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: View of my hills yesterday. It's the same this morning:

Caliornia_dreamin.JPG
I’m in San Jose. My weather app usually measures visibility in miles, today it is 1300 yards. Hopefully, it doesn’t get down to feet.
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 24, 2020 11:12 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Ref The Rose Garden:
It doesn’t matter. As soon as Kamala becomes president in 6 months, she’s going to tear it out and plant marijuana plants. That way, the ghost of Tupac will have something to do when he visits..
by mordacious1
Thu Aug 20, 2020 7:31 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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There’s nothing worse than having a drip-drip-drip from your muzzle. I hear there’s antibiotics for that though.
by mordacious1
Wed Aug 19, 2020 12:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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https://twitter.com/ga11owg1ass/status/1295711027217100800?s=21 When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard. Ouch!! Never mind that, he needs to get the butt placed firmly into the fleshy part of his shoulder. He should press his cheek onto the butt. The weapon, otoh, should be stored secure...
by mordacious1
Wed Aug 19, 2020 6:51 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
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Brive1987 wrote:
When he pulled the trigger, a loud crack was heard.
Ouch!!
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 16, 2020 8:34 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 15882
Views: 9017438

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One solution to female obesity issues (taking the US as a whole, not individuals), is to increase immigration from Asian countries and decrease immigration from Central America and Mexico. Just my personal observation.