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by mordacious1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If the Left is concerned with race, then they’d keep these people incarcerated. Half of all murder victims are Black males. When they let these murderers out, they don’t go to Andrew Cuomo’s neighborhood, or Gavin Newsom’s, or even Jerry Coyne’s. They go back into the Black communities where many of...
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 7:37 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I_ do believe in redemption and rehabilitation. The Shawshank example, obviously dramatic, is true. People do change. People are sucked into situations were murder happens, and they are not entirely beyond redemption. Shit happens... Shit does happen. The Shawshank guy was a teenager and was commit...
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 20, 2019 2:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

More on The Unbearable Unwokeness of Capital Punishment at WEIT: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/08/19/tennessee-electrocutes-convicted-killer/ I agree with Jerry. I used to, also. I bought the Left’s argument that life without parole is a worse punishment than execution. But, as usua...
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The UK has lost the plot:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mocking-susp ... 23435.html

I don’t want to live in a country where I can’t mock people, it’s what makes life worth living.
by mordacious1
Mon Aug 12, 2019 9:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

An honest question for Merkins. Why is Gabbard getting so little support? While I disagree to a certain extent with her attitude toward military intervention, I think it is at least considered and probably amenable to argument. She is light years ahead of the Dem front-runners in terms of apparent ...
by mordacious1
Sun Aug 11, 2019 3:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

WEIT does seem like a name that could be a dog whistle to the supremacists.
by mordacious1
Thu Aug 08, 2019 6:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I just texted a bunch of people the following:
Wow! This is exciting news:
The world’s youngest person was just born.
Now I’m getting replies like, “How many weeks?” “Was it premature?” “Where was it born?”
People don’t think anymore.
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My phone is being weird. My reply to Screwtape was that the device was meant for hair removal.
by mordacious1
Tue Aug 06, 2019 2:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If anyone was brave enough to sit through that appalling video of Blaire White and Jessica Yaniv, you'll know that Yaniv pulled out a taser and clicked the button to prove it worked and then stated he knew it was illegal to own such in Canada. Now this: https://twitter.com/wellytronic/status/115862...
by mordacious1
Wed Jul 31, 2019 7:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

What aisle am I in at the Walmart? You’re-in-eight:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-peeing ... 39420.html
by mordacious1
Tue Jul 30, 2019 5:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Jerry and the folks at WEIT are watching the Democrat debates and are bemoaning the thought that Trump will get re-elected. Apparently, all the candidates are left wing nutters. If I had a Trump straw, I could drink up their tears: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/07/30/the-debate/#comm...
by mordacious1
Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: Ho-lee-fork!



If my kids were dragged along to something like that, I'd be boxing some fuckers ears. How is this not child abuse?
The one kid is thinking, “Okay, maybe I’ll rethink that gay thing”.
by mordacious1
Thu Jul 25, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Someone named pelmon in that WEIT thread was mildly (imo) disagreeing with the general thrust of the thread and got banned for insulting the regulars: You made a factual claim. It was refuted. Your reaction is petulant. You must be a regular here. That’s all it took. Don’t disagree with the groupthi...
by mordacious1
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

WEIT has an expected article up bemoaning the Federal reinstitution of the death penalty: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/07/25/more-horror-from-the-trump-administration-federal-government-to-resume-executions-after-a-sixteen-year-hiatus/ I don’t post there anymore, so I’ll put my comm...
by mordacious1
Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:03 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: <snip>

A few minutes in and already pissing myself... :lol:
Some people are just glad you left the beach:
https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-sex-b ... 54728.html
by mordacious1
Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:46 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

A plastic straw may save your life:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... straw.html

She should have bridled her enthusiasm for jumping on bandwagons.
by mordacious1
Mon Jul 08, 2019 12:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Over the next few years I will get in really good shape and find a girlfriend.... I will "do whatever I want". Thanks for the suggestion. Then you could get a sugar baby. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7185285/Missing-University-Utah-student-Mackenzie-Lueck-sugar-baby-sought-men-35.html O...
by mordacious1
Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

AHHH-HhHHHHHAAAHHHHHHHHHH How did I miss this? Peter Dinklage played Herve Villachaize in a movie last year... and SJWs attacked Dink for 'white-washing' Villachaize... because Dink isn't the same RACE as Tattoo........ yeah.. they don't have ANYTHING IN COMMON.... plus they were mad that he wore '...
by mordacious1
Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote: I don't care what anyone says - I'd pound AOC up the wrong 'un until dehydration claimed me.

There, I said it. :snooty:
You think her eyes are bugging out now...
by mordacious1
Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Could be a death rattle. I think she’s been dead for a while.
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I think if I had a terminal illness or was just suicidal, I’d go to the DR, stay at a fine resort and drain the mini bar, so my family could join in on the enormous payout that’s coming down the pike. I see another guy died mysteriously after drinking there. Who in their right mind would drink anyth...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So, I have my first DRE tomorrow, from a rather attractive nurse practitioner. She told me when recommending I have one (I'm 60 next year) that she has a good, long strong finger. Here's hoping I manage not to do a Dr Richard C. Carrier, PhD when she presses the button. She may just want to put her...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Certainly something I could get behind.
by mordacious1
Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.
by mordacious1
Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Is he known as “John, the bridge builder”?
Nooooooo!
by mordacious1
Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Create a video making fun of a liberal icon and the Left will ruin your life, even if, maybe especially if, you’re a working class black person: https://www.thedailybeast.com/we-found-shawn-brooks-the-guy-behind-the-viral-drunk-pelosi-video And of course, Facebook helped out him: https://thefederali...
by mordacious1
Tue May 28, 2019 12:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.
Now you're just being obtuse.
Go sit in the corner...
Oh wait.
by mordacious1
Tue May 28, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.
by mordacious1
Wed May 15, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Mattress Girl gets a mention in recent Columbia lawsuit:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/expelle ... 59965.html
by mordacious1
Mon May 13, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Today's task switched brain-lobes... IKEA is all built. Now filling walls of bookshelves with books ordered from BooksByTheFoot.com. The goal is to create pleasing color combos. https://i.imgur.com/lC5AC8j.jpg Also, I'm supposed to pull 'inapporopriate' titles. Which... I'm pretty lenient about. Wh...
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My problem is, that the bastards keep renaming places.
Part of my brain: Where’s Sri Lanka?
Other part of brain: It used to be Ceylon.
POB: Okay, how about Myanmar?
OPOB: Burma.
POB: Mumbai?
OPOB: Bombay.
POB: Avaiki Nui?
OPOB: WTF?
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I hope Quasimodo is okay...

I have a hunch he is.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That is a big fucking fire
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Large fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral...
by mordacious1
Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars.
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If you’re into pot and want the good shit, go to Spain:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... llets.html
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

“Brides” magazine is woker than you are, or confused, or something:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/zodiac- ... 00802.html
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Last week, Donald Trump Jr said that for that week, and that week only, MAGA meant “Michael Avenatti Got Arrested”.

Small chuckle, but a chuckle nonetheless. Trump had a good week
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just announced:

OJ is joining Jussie to search for the real culprits.
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I see a lot of vehicle privilege here. I gave up my car 3 years ago, with the idea that the wife and I would share her car. The problem is, she doesn’t share well, so I walk everywhere. Which is fine, since it burns off the donuts. It is tough to lug 30 lbs of groceries a mile though. I do get the c...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sometimes you win a a fight, sometimes this happens:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... riend.html
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: And we frown on people wearing backbacks on the London tube.

21st Century transportation...

#BeamMeUp
by mordacious1
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Was the shooter a guy who hates oxymorons?
Mosque in Christchurch.
by mordacious1
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Is It Beto O’Rourke?

Or Beta O’Dork?

(I stole that line, because it made me chortle).
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That cargo plane looked like a one point landing to me.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don’t get the admissions scandal. If your kid is as dumb as a rock, doesn’t like school and just wants to party, why give someone a half million dollar bribe to get them into Stanford? Unless it’s for an MRS degree with someone like Bill Gates. Even then, rent them a house near frat row and save s...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I stand corrected:

#MooToo
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Let’s see if we’re paying women employees less than men:
https://www.businessinsider.com/google- ... men-2019-3

Oops
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I’m not sure why, but this article cracked me up. Probably because I thought it was from the Onion:

https://apple.news/A7BzwL2p0QQuRUXeNn6z6Qw
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

She flies coach...
Her nose flies 1st Class.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The thing about alcohol and rape, if a woman has one drink and a man has 6, he is still the rapist. A woman can never consent after consuming any alcohol, but men can.

Has Watson ever had consensual sex? I think not.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 6820
Views: 100750

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Maybe Smollett’s twin brother can finish up his role on Empire until the character dies from cancer or is murdered by a gang of MAGA hat wearing racists. Although the love scenes might be difficult if the twin isn’t gay himself.