If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

I think if I had a terminal illness or was just suicidal, I’d go to the DR, stay at a fine resort and drain the mini bar, so my family could join in on the enormous payout that’s coming down the pike. I see another guy died mysteriously after drinking there. Who in their right mind would drink anyth...

So, I have my first DRE tomorrow, from a rather attractive nurse practitioner. She told me when recommending I have one (I'm 60 next year) that she has a good, long strong finger. Here's hoping I manage not to do a Dr Richard C. Carrier, PhD when she presses the button. She may just want to put her...

Certainly something I could get behind.

Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.

Bhurzum wrote: ↑
Keating wrote: ↑

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Is he known as “John, the bridge builder”?
Nooooooo!

Create a video making fun of a liberal icon and the Left will ruin your life, even if, maybe especially if, you’re a working class black person: https://www.thedailybeast.com/we-found-shawn-brooks-the-guy-behind-the-viral-drunk-pelosi-video And of course, Facebook helped out him: https://thefederali...

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑
mordacious1 wrote: ↑ I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.
Now you're just being obtuse.

Go sit in the corner...
Oh wait.

I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.

SAT to add an adversity score:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/sat-to-giv ... 1557999000

https://www.breitbart.com/entertainment ... ikini/This kind of joke never ends well:

Mattress Girl gets a mention in recent Columbia lawsuit:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/expelle ... 59965.html

Today's task switched brain-lobes... IKEA is all built. Now filling walls of bookshelves with books ordered from BooksByTheFoot.com. The goal is to create pleasing color combos. https://i.imgur.com/lC5AC8j.jpg Also, I'm supposed to pull 'inapporopriate' titles. Which... I'm pretty lenient about. Wh...

My problem is, that the bastards keep renaming places.
Part of my brain: Where’s Sri Lanka?
Other part of brain: It used to be Ceylon.
POB: Okay, how about Myanmar?
OPOB: Burma.
POB: Mumbai?
OPOB: Bombay.
POB: Avaiki Nui?
OPOB: WTF?

I hope Quasimodo is okay...

I have a hunch he is.

That is a big fucking fire

Large fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral...

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars.

If you’re into pot and want the good shit, go to Spain:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... llets.html

“Brides” magazine is woker than you are, or confused, or something:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/zodiac- ... 00802.html

Last week, Donald Trump Jr said that for that week, and that week only, MAGA meant “Michael Avenatti Got Arrested”.

Small chuckle, but a chuckle nonetheless. Trump had a good week

It’s okay when we do it:

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/nbcblk/onl ... nt-n988626

Just announced:

OJ is joining Jussie to search for the real culprits.

I see a lot of vehicle privilege here. I gave up my car 3 years ago, with the idea that the wife and I would share her car. The problem is, she doesn’t share well, so I walk everywhere. Which is fine, since it burns off the donuts. It is tough to lug 30 lbs of groceries a mile though. I do get the c...

Sometimes you win a a fight, sometimes this happens:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... riend.html

InfraRedBucket wrote: ↑ And we frown on people wearing backbacks on the London tube.

21st Century transportation...

#BeamMeUp

Was the shooter a guy who hates oxymorons?
Mosque in Christchurch.

Is It Beto O’Rourke?

Or Beta O’Dork?

(I stole that line, because it made me chortle).

Balsa

That cargo plane looked like a one point landing to me.

I don’t get the admissions scandal. If your kid is as dumb as a rock, doesn’t like school and just wants to party, why give someone a half million dollar bribe to get them into Stanford? Unless it’s for an MRS degree with someone like Bill Gates. Even then, rent them a house near frat row and save s...

I stand corrected:

#MooToo

#MeToo

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/woman-g ... 10562.html

Let’s see if we’re paying women employees less than men:
https://www.businessinsider.com/google- ... men-2019-3

Oops

If that link doesn’t work, it’s here also:

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/vbwp ... -instagram

I’m not sure why, but this article cracked me up. Probably because I thought it was from the Onion:

https://apple.news/A7BzwL2p0QQuRUXeNn6z6Qw

She flies coach...
Her nose flies 1st Class.

The thing about alcohol and rape, if a woman has one drink and a man has 6, he is still the rapist. A woman can never consent after consuming any alcohol, but men can.

Has Watson ever had consensual sex? I think not.

Maybe Smollett’s twin brother can finish up his role on Empire until the character dies from cancer or is murdered by a gang of MAGA hat wearing racists. Although the love scenes might be difficult if the twin isn’t gay himself.

Smollett-If you’re going to hire people to commit a felony, make sure you pay them with a check.
HaHa

Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who h...

It’s a mad, mad world:
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/ ... r-comments

Speaking of Bezos, he’s being sued by a neurotic:

http://www.fortune.com/2019/02/07/woody ... ing-movie/

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Took the fam to Cold Pursuit.

Do not recommend.

I watched the original Norwegian film, “In Order of Disappearance” on Netflix a year or so ago and quite enjoyed it. It’s still available there. Of course, the original didn’t have a maniac who hates blacks in the starring role...so there’s that.

Holy Shit.... the AG of Virgina.... the second in-line behind Leutenant Governenor... has just admitted to wearing blackface in 1980. Haha. What a shit show.... or is it a Shinola show.... haha. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html This is surely a bla...

Watched the Super Bowl, and the actors in the ads were, by my rough estimate, 40% black. I don't recall any asians, or hispanics outside of the Mexico Avocados ad. Further, every ad except the aforementioned had at least one black actor in it. I recall another three featuring bints in headscarfs. T...

Here’s one way to stay warm in Philadelphia:

Your career as a liberal Democratic politician is going gray until those photos from college show up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-gov-northams-medical-school-yearbook-page-shows-men-in-blackface-kkk-robe/2019/02/01/517a43ee-265f-11e9-90cd-dedb0c92dc17_story.html?utm_ter...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑ shown poking a Frenchie in the throat
I did that once, too.

Poor Phil, the just can’t catch a break.

The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.

The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...

Ape Tucker doesn’t have a problem with free market economies, he’s for them. His main point is that FME should be a tool used to improve the lives of citizens and should not be treated as some sort of god worshiped by all. It’s a means to an end, not the end itself. He’s been making some good points...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Nice.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9954/a ... es0018.jpg

In former Soviet Union, we don’t need models. We import real thing:
http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/25 ... -this-year

Filed under “Stupid Criminal”: https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/woman-kidnap-karate-studio-charlotte-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fr.search.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAwr9EelHGzBcs2kAQrRx.9w4%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTEyMnQ0Nm5lBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDQjU2MjlfMQRzZWMDc3I-%2FRV%3D2%2FRE%3D1546685383%2FRO%3D10%...

Dennett Is overrated. Puts me to sleep every time. I even bought a book that supposedly summarized & clarified Dennett, and that put me to sleep. That’s funny, because I bought a copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea, because it was all the rage among atheists twenty years ago. It’s been sitting on my sh...

Keating wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Holy shit! I am allergic to yellowjackets.
This explains why you hate the French rioters.

He’s gonna need a bigger can,
Or in the case of the rioters,
A bigger can-can.

AndrewV69 wrote: ↑ I forgot to mention,

Phil is forbidden to be in the same room as a Laguiole knife much less touch one. Owning one is forbidden. Because we all know what will happen.

I don’t know, Four Finger Phil has kind of a ring to it.

I for one, am glad that Matt is rescuing horses in need. Kind of a civic duty. The people should elect him Mare.

(Alright, I’ll stop after one)

The twins share one full time salary, are considered to each to be working a part time job, but are both there full time. Work a few years, then sue for back wages. This is labor discrimination against the multi-headed.

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