If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

Maybe Smollett’s twin brother can finish up his role on Empire until the character dies from cancer or is murdered by a gang of MAGA hat wearing racists. Although the love scenes might be difficult if the twin isn’t gay himself.

Smollett-If you’re going to hire people to commit a felony, make sure you pay them with a check.
HaHa

Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who h...

It’s a mad, mad world:
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/ ... r-comments

Speaking of Bezos, he’s being sued by a neurotic:

http://www.fortune.com/2019/02/07/woody ... ing-movie/

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Took the fam to Cold Pursuit.

Do not recommend.

I watched the original Norwegian film, “In Order of Disappearance” on Netflix a year or so ago and quite enjoyed it. It’s still available there. Of course, the original didn’t have a maniac who hates blacks in the starring role...so there’s that.

Holy Shit.... the AG of Virgina.... the second in-line behind Leutenant Governenor... has just admitted to wearing blackface in 1980. Haha. What a shit show.... or is it a Shinola show.... haha. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html This is surely a bla...

Watched the Super Bowl, and the actors in the ads were, by my rough estimate, 40% black. I don't recall any asians, or hispanics outside of the Mexico Avocados ad. Further, every ad except the aforementioned had at least one black actor in it. I recall another three featuring bints in headscarfs. T...

Here’s one way to stay warm in Philadelphia:

Your career as a liberal Democratic politician is going gray until those photos from college show up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-gov-northams-medical-school-yearbook-page-shows-men-in-blackface-kkk-robe/2019/02/01/517a43ee-265f-11e9-90cd-dedb0c92dc17_story.html?utm_ter...

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: ↑
Bhurzum wrote: ↑ shown poking a Frenchie in the throat
I did that once, too.

Poor Phil, the just can’t catch a break.

The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.

The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...

Ape Tucker doesn’t have a problem with free market economies, he’s for them. His main point is that FME should be a tool used to improve the lives of citizens and should not be treated as some sort of god worshiped by all. It’s a means to an end, not the end itself. He’s been making some good points...

Brive1987 wrote: ↑ Nice.

http://img84.imageshack.us/img84/9954/a ... es0018.jpg

In former Soviet Union, we don’t need models. We import real thing:
http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone/25 ... -this-year

Filed under “Stupid Criminal”: https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/woman-kidnap-karate-studio-charlotte-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fr.search.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAwr9EelHGzBcs2kAQrRx.9w4%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTEyMnQ0Nm5lBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDQjU2MjlfMQRzZWMDc3I-%2FRV%3D2%2FRE%3D1546685383%2FRO%3D10%...

Dennett Is overrated. Puts me to sleep every time. I even bought a book that supposedly summarized & clarified Dennett, and that put me to sleep. That’s funny, because I bought a copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea, because it was all the rage among atheists twenty years ago. It’s been sitting on my sh...

Keating wrote: ↑
free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑Holy shit! I am allergic to yellowjackets.
This explains why you hate the French rioters.

He’s gonna need a bigger can,
Or in the case of the rioters,
A bigger can-can.

AndrewV69 wrote: ↑ I forgot to mention,

Phil is forbidden to be in the same room as a Laguiole knife much less touch one. Owning one is forbidden. Because we all know what will happen.

I don’t know, Four Finger Phil has kind of a ring to it.

I for one, am glad that Matt is rescuing horses in need. Kind of a civic duty. The people should elect him Mare.

(Alright, I’ll stop after one)

The twins share one full time salary, are considered to each to be working a part time job, but are both there full time. Work a few years, then sue for back wages. This is labor discrimination against the multi-headed.

So, Elizabeth Hurley attended a Thanksgiving function at the US Ambassador’s residence and is being criticized for showing too much of what we’re thankful for. The ambassador’s name is Woody Johnson. Perfect storm of humor: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elizabeth-hurleys-thanksgiving-attire-dinner...

Driftless wrote: ↑
TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑ I fucking love Wisconsin......
https://www.weau.com/content/news/500516581.html
Who needs bulletproof drinking glasses anyway?

Anyone living on the east side of Chicago.

TheMudbrooker wrote: ↑ I fucking love Wisconsin......
https://www.weau.com/content/news/500516581.html

A lot of long-guns in that crowd...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑
mordacious1 wrote: ↑ Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
Mutual combat/self defense, both good options. The good news is he won't be running for president.

Not in Progressiveville.

Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.

Looks like Trump may get a third SCOTUS pick in the next couple of years, and with his increased Senate majority, there's no way it won't be confirmed. Thanks for not retiring under Obama, Ginsburg... She just took a fall and broke some bones.... that's not good news for her. A fall often results i...

Tigzy wrote: ↑ Oh, and it looks like Ted Cruz might lose to something called a Beto O'Rourke.

Nah, they just called the Texas race for Cruz. Republicans pick up seats and maintain the majority in the Senate. Democrats will take the House, but end up looking foolish spending all their time going after Trump.

I should go to more pop concerts, this looks like fun:

@PHIL
I hope you only got a bit of the rain that hit Aude. That was quite a downpour. Washed away some nuns at the nunnery.

Ben Sasse (R-Neb) just said that Trump should send a check for $976.56 to the Pocahontas charity, which is 1/1024 of the million dollar bet.

HaHa

See, this is one of the problems with the internet. Fifteen years from now, this kid will Google grandpa and scream out: PEEZUS CHRIST!!

This is very upsetting:

https://www.upi.com/amp/Top_News/World- ... 535952418/

PZ looks in the mirror and despises pallid whey-faced Americans who can’t get along. Can’t say that I blame him

Just saw Tommy Robinson on Tucker Carlson, reportedly his first interview. Damn, they pretty much tortured that guy. Good interview to watch. Show will be repeated in 3 hours (9 PM PST on the west coast of US) on Fox. Hopefully, a clip will be available soon.
Anyone else see it? Dude lost 40 lbs.

So... McFreight is engaged. I’m sure she’s in a stable relationship. His love is based on unbridled passion, but can he corral her lust and rein in her wild nature? Neigh, I think not. He will be forever saddled with knowing of her loft-y desires, which any man can stirrup at any time. She might pla...

Hang a 16 month old from a noose at your daycare, hit 3 people with your minivan as you try to escape...blame the whole thing on your husband and get off with probation. #whitefemaleprivilege https://www.kare11.com/mobile/article/news/day-care-provider-who-hanged-toddler-sentenced-to-probation/89-57...

So...now that Barbara Bush is dead, will they take her off the oatmeal box?

fuzzy wrote: ↑ https://i.imgur.com/m09H9mL.png

It’s an IPA from 21st Amendment Brewing Company in SF. I’m sure that Becky has swallowed some of that.

Ape+lust wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:21 pm
<snip>
Manspreading?!

Shives spreading.

https://imgur.com/twOJim8.jpg
[/quote]

Well, there’s one beer I won’t be drinking anymore:
https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/ima ... 549491.jpg

Ape+lust wrote: ↑
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:21 pm
<snip>
Manspreading?!

Shives spreading.

https://imgur.com/twOJim8.jpg
[/quote]

Well, there’s one beer I won’t be drinking anymore:
https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/ima ... 549491.jpg

I’m having thoughts about banging the Secretary of Homeland Security. Does that make me a national security theat?

Looks like Carrier may be heading south soon:

https://www.wsj.com/articles/in-mixed-r ... 1521711000

Indian book on great leaders:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DYfRov-UQAAgZdA?format=jpg

I just saw a statement from the engineers who designed that bridge span in Florida. It said they had “...an overarching concern for public safety”.

Gotta respect guys who can make bridge puns after a tragedy like that.

76...Pretty much a normal lifespan (albeit with complex challenges). Unexpected for someone with ALS.

Krauss was pinned to the bed by Hensley? That sounds like grounds for a legitimate claim of PTSD (just like soldiers in Iraq). I have PTSD just reading about it.

When I did this in 4th Grade, I got in trouble:
http://www.businessinsider.com/mcdonald ... own-2018-3

Oops!
...and that leaves one.

Ape+lust wrote: ↑
mordacious1 wrote: ↑ Thinking about the Lady Lex, this trivia question popped into my head:

List all currently commissioned US Navy ships that have sunk an enemy ship in combat.
Navy retires its last modern ship to sink an enemy vessel (Oct 2015)

...and that leaves one.

Thinking about the Lady Lex, this trivia question popped into my head:

List all currently commissioned US Navy ships that have sunk an enemy ship in combat.

You’re no longer allowed to stare at hookers in the window:
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/2 ... okers.html

Those two women need some weapons training, especially the younger one. She almost shot her mom when she was grappling with the perp. They are lucky to be alive...the guy ended up with the mom’s gun.

If knives were banned, then only knaves would have knives.

I'm looking for a scientific calculator that can both perform statistical functions and reinforce my status as the office alpha male by intimidating other men and making me irresistible to women. Any recommendations? It’s not what calculator you use that makes you intimidating, but rather what numb...

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ At least our country isn't run by the Deep State.

Can’t get too deep...you have no submarines.

free thoughtpolice wrote: ↑ They think Seals are "elite". We Canadians club them and skin them alive just to piss off PETA.

No SEAL jokes from a country whose navy can’t get one ship out of harbor.

WARNING! Incoming ballistic missile to the Slymepit. Take immediate shelter on another blog. This is not a drill. I just saw a video on the news where this guy put his kids in the sewer. The little girl says, “I don’t want to go down there”. In our situation it would be like, “I don’t want to go to ...

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