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by mordacious1
Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Maybe Smollett’s twin brother can finish up his role on Empire until the character dies from cancer or is murdered by a gang of MAGA hat wearing racists. Although the love scenes might be difficult if the twin isn’t gay himself.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Smollett-If you’re going to hire people to commit a felony, make sure you pay them with a check.
HaHa
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who h...
by mordacious1
Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Speaking of Bezos, he’s being sued by a neurotic:

http://www.fortune.com/2019/02/07/woody ... ing-movie/
by mordacious1
Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Took the fam to Cold Pursuit.

Do not recommend.
I watched the original Norwegian film, “In Order of Disappearance” on Netflix a year or so ago and quite enjoyed it. It’s still available there. Of course, the original didn’t have a maniac who hates blacks in the starring role...so there’s that.
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Holy Shit.... the AG of Virgina.... the second in-line behind Leutenant Governenor... has just admitted to wearing blackface in 1980. Haha. What a shit show.... or is it a Shinola show.... haha. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html This is surely a bla...
by mordacious1
Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Watched the Super Bowl, and the actors in the ads were, by my rough estimate, 40% black. I don't recall any asians, or hispanics outside of the Mexico Avocados ad. Further, every ad except the aforementioned had at least one black actor in it. I recall another three featuring bints in headscarfs. T...
by mordacious1
Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Here’s one way to stay warm in Philadelphia:

by mordacious1
Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Your career as a liberal Democratic politician is going gray until those photos from college show up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-gov-northams-medical-school-yearbook-page-shows-men-in-blackface-kkk-robe/2019/02/01/517a43ee-265f-11e9-90cd-dedb0c92dc17_story.html?utm_ter...
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: shown poking a Frenchie in the throat
I did that once, too.
Poor Phil, the just can’t catch a break.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 1695
Views: 21700

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...
by mordacious1
Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 8252

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Ape Tucker doesn’t have a problem with free market economies, he’s for them. His main point is that FME should be a tool used to improve the lives of citizens and should not be treated as some sort of god worshiped by all. It’s a means to an end, not the end itself. He’s been making some good points...
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Filed under “Stupid Criminal”: https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/woman-kidnap-karate-studio-charlotte-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fr.search.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAwr9EelHGzBcs2kAQrRx.9w4%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTEyMnQ0Nm5lBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDQjU2MjlfMQRzZWMDc3I-%2FRV%3D2%2FRE%3D1546685383%2FRO%3D10%...
by mordacious1
Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Dennett Is overrated. Puts me to sleep every time. I even bought a book that supposedly summarized & clarified Dennett, and that put me to sleep. That’s funny, because I bought a copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea, because it was all the rage among atheists twenty years ago. It’s been sitting on my sh...
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Keating wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: Holy shit! I am allergic to yellowjackets.
This explains why you hate the French rioters.
He’s gonna need a bigger can,
Or in the case of the rioters,
A bigger can-can.
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

AndrewV69 wrote: I forgot to mention,

Phil is forbidden to be in the same room as a Laguiole knife much less touch one. Owning one is forbidden. Because we all know what will happen.
I don’t know, Four Finger Phil has kind of a ring to it.
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I for one, am glad that Matt is rescuing horses in need. Kind of a civic duty. The people should elect him Mare.

(Alright, I’ll stop after one)
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

The twins share one full time salary, are considered to each to be working a part time job, but are both there full time. Work a few years, then sue for back wages. This is labor discrimination against the multi-headed.
by mordacious1
Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

So, Elizabeth Hurley attended a Thanksgiving function at the US Ambassador’s residence and is being criticized for showing too much of what we’re thankful for. The ambassador’s name is Woody Johnson. Perfect storm of humor: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elizabeth-hurleys-thanksgiving-attire-dinner...
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Driftless wrote:
Who needs bulletproof drinking glasses anyway?
Anyone living on the east side of Chicago.
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

A lot of long-guns in that crowd...
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

free thoughtpolice wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
Mutual combat/self defense, both good options. The good news is he won't be running for president.
Not in Progressiveville.
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
by mordacious1
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:11 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Looks like Trump may get a third SCOTUS pick in the next couple of years, and with his increased Senate majority, there's no way it won't be confirmed. Thanks for not retiring under Obama, Ginsburg... She just took a fall and broke some bones.... that's not good news for her. A fall often results i...
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Tigzy wrote: Oh, and it looks like Ted Cruz might lose to something called a Beto O'Rourke.
Nah, they just called the Texas race for Cruz. Republicans pick up seats and maintain the majority in the Senate. Democrats will take the House, but end up looking foolish spending all their time going after Trump.
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I should go to more pop concerts, this looks like fun:
by mordacious1
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

@PHIL
I hope you only got a bit of the rain that hit Aude. That was quite a downpour. Washed away some nuns at the nunnery.
by mordacious1
Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Ben Sasse (R-Neb) just said that Trump should send a check for $976.56 to the Pocahontas charity, which is 1/1024 of the million dollar bet.

HaHa
by mordacious1
Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 79428

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

See, this is one of the problems with the internet. Fifteen years from now, this kid will Google grandpa and scream out: PEEZUS CHRIST!!
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:18 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 78227

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

by mordacious1
Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 78227

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

PZ looks in the mirror and despises pallid whey-faced Americans who can’t get along. Can’t say that I blame him
by mordacious1
Thu Aug 02, 2018 4:58 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 78227

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Just saw Tommy Robinson on Tucker Carlson, reportedly his first interview. Damn, they pretty much tortured that guy. Good interview to watch. Show will be repeated in 3 hours (9 PM PST on the west coast of US) on Fox. Hopefully, a clip will be available soon.
Anyone else see it? Dude lost 40 lbs.
by mordacious1
Fri Jul 27, 2018 6:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 78227

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

So... McFreight is engaged. I’m sure she’s in a stable relationship. His love is based on unbridled passion, but can he corral her lust and rein in her wild nature? Neigh, I think not. He will be forever saddled with knowing of her loft-y desires, which any man can stirrup at any time. She might pla...
by mordacious1
Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:36 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 78227

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

Hang a 16 month old from a noose at your daycare, hit 3 people with your minivan as you try to escape...blame the whole thing on your husband and get off with probation. #whitefemaleprivilege https://www.kare11.com/mobile/article/news/day-care-provider-who-hanged-toddler-sentenced-to-probation/89-57...
by mordacious1
Tue Apr 17, 2018 4:16 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

So...now that Barbara Bush is dead, will they take her off the oatmeal box?
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 09, 2018 5:09 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

It’s an IPA from 21st Amendment Brewing Company in SF. I’m sure that Becky has swallowed some of that.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:21 pm
<snip>
Manspreading?!
Shives spreading.

https://imgur.com/twOJim8.jpg
[/quote]

Well, there’s one beer I won’t be drinking anymore:
https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/ima ... 549491.jpg
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 09, 2018 2:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote:
Sun Apr 08, 2018 6:21 pm
<snip>
Manspreading?!
Shives spreading.

https://imgur.com/twOJim8.jpg
[/quote]

Well, there’s one beer I won’t be drinking anymore:
https://res.cloudinary.com/ratebeer/ima ... 549491.jpg
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 05, 2018 7:10 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

I’m having thoughts about banging the Secretary of Homeland Security. Does that make me a national security theat?
by mordacious1
Fri Mar 16, 2018 9:30 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

I just saw a statement from the engineers who designed that bridge span in Florida. It said they had “...an overarching concern for public safety”.

Gotta respect guys who can make bridge puns after a tragedy like that.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 13, 2018 8:12 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

76...Pretty much a normal lifespan (albeit with complex challenges). Unexpected for someone with ALS.
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 07, 2018 1:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Krauss was pinned to the bed by Hensley? That sounds like grounds for a legitimate claim of PTSD (just like soldiers in Iraq). I have PTSD just reading about it.
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:14 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Oops!
...and that leaves one.
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 07, 2018 12:13 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Ape+lust wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: Thinking about the Lady Lex, this trivia question popped into my head:

List all currently commissioned US Navy ships that have sunk an enemy ship in combat.
Navy retires its last modern ship to sink an enemy vessel (Oct 2015)

...and that leaves one.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 06, 2018 11:40 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Thinking about the Lady Lex, this trivia question popped into my head:

List all currently commissioned US Navy ships that have sunk an enemy ship in combat.
by mordacious1
Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

You’re no longer allowed to stare at hookers in the window:
http://www.foxnews.com/travel/2018/02/2 ... okers.html
by mordacious1
Sat Feb 24, 2018 11:35 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

Those two women need some weapons training, especially the younger one. She almost shot her mom when she was grappling with the perp. They are lucky to be alive...the guy ended up with the mom’s gun.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 22, 2018 6:26 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

If knives were banned, then only knaves would have knives.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 13, 2018 7:25 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

I'm looking for a scientific calculator that can both perform statistical functions and reinforce my status as the office alpha male by intimidating other men and making me irresistible to women. Any recommendations? It’s not what calculator you use that makes you intimidating, but rather what numb...
by mordacious1
Sun Feb 04, 2018 9:47 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

free thoughtpolice wrote: At least our country isn't run by the Deep State.
Can’t get too deep...you have no submarines.
by mordacious1
Sun Feb 04, 2018 8:50 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one

free thoughtpolice wrote: They think Seals are "elite". We Canadians club them and skin them alive just to piss off PETA.
No SEAL jokes from a country whose navy can’t get one ship out of harbor.
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 14, 2018 3:17 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one
Replies: 15734
Views: 225725

Re: There are 2018 genders... and a bitch ain't one of them

WARNING! Incoming ballistic missile to the Slymepit. Take immediate shelter on another blog. This is not a drill. I just saw a video on the news where this guy put his kids in the sewer. The little girl says, “I don’t want to go down there”. In our situation it would be like, “I don’t want to go to ...