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by mordacious1
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I think if I had a terminal illness or was just suicidal, I’d go to the DR, stay at a fine resort and drain the mini bar, so my family could join in on the enormous payout that’s coming down the pike. I see another guy died mysteriously after drinking there. Who in their right mind would drink anyth...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 23, 2019 3:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So, I have my first DRE tomorrow, from a rather attractive nurse practitioner. She told me when recommending I have one (I'm 60 next year) that she has a good, long strong finger. Here's hoping I manage not to do a Dr Richard C. Carrier, PhD when she presses the button. She may just want to put her...
by mordacious1
Sun Jun 16, 2019 6:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Certainly something I could get behind.
by mordacious1
Sat Jun 15, 2019 7:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Be careful around that hot chick:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/chernob ... 00840.html

She might be radioactive.
by mordacious1
Wed Jun 12, 2019 7:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Is he known as “John, the bridge builder”?
Nooooooo!
by mordacious1
Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Create a video making fun of a liberal icon and the Left will ruin your life, even if, maybe especially if, you’re a working class black person: https://www.thedailybeast.com/we-found-shawn-brooks-the-guy-behind-the-viral-drunk-pelosi-video And of course, Facebook helped out him: https://thefederali...
by mordacious1
Tue May 28, 2019 12:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.
Now you're just being obtuse.
Go sit in the corner...
Oh wait.
by mordacious1
Tue May 28, 2019 11:12 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I can’t believe we have a circlelist who doesn’t believe in angles among us. The man does not have a point.
by mordacious1
Wed May 15, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Mattress Girl gets a mention in recent Columbia lawsuit:
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/expelle ... 59965.html
by mordacious1
Mon May 13, 2019 5:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Today's task switched brain-lobes... IKEA is all built. Now filling walls of bookshelves with books ordered from BooksByTheFoot.com. The goal is to create pleasing color combos. https://i.imgur.com/lC5AC8j.jpg Also, I'm supposed to pull 'inapporopriate' titles. Which... I'm pretty lenient about. Wh...
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 25, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My problem is, that the bastards keep renaming places.
Part of my brain: Where’s Sri Lanka?
Other part of brain: It used to be Ceylon.
POB: Okay, how about Myanmar?
OPOB: Burma.
POB: Mumbai?
OPOB: Bombay.
POB: Avaiki Nui?
OPOB: WTF?
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I hope Quasimodo is okay...

I have a hunch he is.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That is a big fucking fire
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Large fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral...
by mordacious1
Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars.
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If you’re into pot and want the good shit, go to Spain:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... llets.html
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

“Brides” magazine is woker than you are, or confused, or something:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/zodiac- ... 00802.html
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Last week, Donald Trump Jr said that for that week, and that week only, MAGA meant “Michael Avenatti Got Arrested”.

Small chuckle, but a chuckle nonetheless. Trump had a good week
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just announced:

OJ is joining Jussie to search for the real culprits.
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I see a lot of vehicle privilege here. I gave up my car 3 years ago, with the idea that the wife and I would share her car. The problem is, she doesn’t share well, so I walk everywhere. Which is fine, since it burns off the donuts. It is tough to lug 30 lbs of groceries a mile though. I do get the c...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sometimes you win a a fight, sometimes this happens:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... riend.html
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: And we frown on people wearing backbacks on the London tube.

21st Century transportation...

#BeamMeUp
by mordacious1
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Was the shooter a guy who hates oxymorons?
Mosque in Christchurch.
by mordacious1
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Is It Beto O’Rourke?

Or Beta O’Dork?

(I stole that line, because it made me chortle).
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That cargo plane looked like a one point landing to me.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don’t get the admissions scandal. If your kid is as dumb as a rock, doesn’t like school and just wants to party, why give someone a half million dollar bribe to get them into Stanford? Unless it’s for an MRS degree with someone like Bill Gates. Even then, rent them a house near frat row and save s...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I stand corrected:

#MooToo
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Let’s see if we’re paying women employees less than men:
https://www.businessinsider.com/google- ... men-2019-3

Oops
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I’m not sure why, but this article cracked me up. Probably because I thought it was from the Onion:

https://apple.news/A7BzwL2p0QQuRUXeNn6z6Qw
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

She flies coach...
Her nose flies 1st Class.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The thing about alcohol and rape, if a woman has one drink and a man has 6, he is still the rapist. A woman can never consent after consuming any alcohol, but men can.

Has Watson ever had consensual sex? I think not.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Maybe Smollett’s twin brother can finish up his role on Empire until the character dies from cancer or is murdered by a gang of MAGA hat wearing racists. Although the love scenes might be difficult if the twin isn’t gay himself.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Smollett-If you’re going to hire people to commit a felony, make sure you pay them with a check.
HaHa
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who h...
by mordacious1
Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Speaking of Bezos, he’s being sued by a neurotic:

http://www.fortune.com/2019/02/07/woody ... ing-movie/
by mordacious1
Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Took the fam to Cold Pursuit.

Do not recommend.
I watched the original Norwegian film, “In Order of Disappearance” on Netflix a year or so ago and quite enjoyed it. It’s still available there. Of course, the original didn’t have a maniac who hates blacks in the starring role...so there’s that.
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Holy Shit.... the AG of Virgina.... the second in-line behind Leutenant Governenor... has just admitted to wearing blackface in 1980. Haha. What a shit show.... or is it a Shinola show.... haha. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html This is surely a bla...
by mordacious1
Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Watched the Super Bowl, and the actors in the ads were, by my rough estimate, 40% black. I don't recall any asians, or hispanics outside of the Mexico Avocados ad. Further, every ad except the aforementioned had at least one black actor in it. I recall another three featuring bints in headscarfs. T...
by mordacious1
Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Here’s one way to stay warm in Philadelphia:

by mordacious1
Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Your career as a liberal Democratic politician is going gray until those photos from college show up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-gov-northams-medical-school-yearbook-page-shows-men-in-blackface-kkk-robe/2019/02/01/517a43ee-265f-11e9-90cd-dedb0c92dc17_story.html?utm_ter...
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: shown poking a Frenchie in the throat
I did that once, too.
Poor Phil, the just can’t catch a break.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 5629
Views: 77347

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...
by mordacious1
Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 10418

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Ape Tucker doesn’t have a problem with free market economies, he’s for them. His main point is that FME should be a tool used to improve the lives of citizens and should not be treated as some sort of god worshiped by all. It’s a means to an end, not the end itself. He’s been making some good points...
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 85748

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Filed under “Stupid Criminal”: https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/woman-kidnap-karate-studio-charlotte-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fr.search.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAwr9EelHGzBcs2kAQrRx.9w4%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTEyMnQ0Nm5lBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDQjU2MjlfMQRzZWMDc3I-%2FRV%3D2%2FRE%3D1546685383%2FRO%3D10%...
by mordacious1
Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 85748

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Dennett Is overrated. Puts me to sleep every time. I even bought a book that supposedly summarized & clarified Dennett, and that put me to sleep. That’s funny, because I bought a copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea, because it was all the rage among atheists twenty years ago. It’s been sitting on my sh...
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 85748

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Keating wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: Holy shit! I am allergic to yellowjackets.
This explains why you hate the French rioters.
He’s gonna need a bigger can,
Or in the case of the rioters,
A bigger can-can.
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 85748

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

AndrewV69 wrote: I forgot to mention,

Phil is forbidden to be in the same room as a Laguiole knife much less touch one. Owning one is forbidden. Because we all know what will happen.
I don’t know, Four Finger Phil has kind of a ring to it.
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 85748

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I for one, am glad that Matt is rescuing horses in need. Kind of a civic duty. The people should elect him Mare.

(Alright, I’ll stop after one)
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 85748

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

The twins share one full time salary, are considered to each to be working a part time job, but are both there full time. Work a few years, then sue for back wages. This is labor discrimination against the multi-headed.