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by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 10:02 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I hope Quasimodo is okay...

I have a hunch he is.
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That is a big fucking fire
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Large fire at the Notre Dame Cathedral...
by mordacious1
Wed Apr 10, 2019 5:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

My wife (who works with children with special needs), wants me to quit using the word “retard”. I do pretty well with that request, until you guys link to the thinking (or lack thereof) of PZ Molars.
by mordacious1
Thu Apr 04, 2019 1:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

If you’re into pot and want the good shit, go to Spain:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/arti ... llets.html
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 01, 2019 3:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

“Brides” magazine is woker than you are, or confused, or something:

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/zodiac- ... 00802.html
by mordacious1
Mon Apr 01, 2019 7:33 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Last week, Donald Trump Jr said that for that week, and that week only, MAGA meant “Michael Avenatti Got Arrested”.

Small chuckle, but a chuckle nonetheless. Trump had a good week
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 26, 2019 8:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just announced:

OJ is joining Jussie to search for the real culprits.
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 23, 2019 11:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I see a lot of vehicle privilege here. I gave up my car 3 years ago, with the idea that the wife and I would share her car. The problem is, she doesn’t share well, so I walk everywhere. Which is fine, since it burns off the donuts. It is tough to lug 30 lbs of groceries a mile though. I do get the c...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 18, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Sometimes you win a a fight, sometimes this happens:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... riend.html
by mordacious1
Sat Mar 16, 2019 7:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

InfraRedBucket wrote: And we frown on people wearing backbacks on the London tube.

21st Century transportation...

#BeamMeUp
by mordacious1
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Was the shooter a guy who hates oxymorons?
Mosque in Christchurch.
by mordacious1
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Is It Beto O’Rourke?

Or Beta O’Dork?

(I stole that line, because it made me chortle).
by mordacious1
Wed Mar 13, 2019 5:57 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

That cargo plane looked like a one point landing to me.
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 12, 2019 8:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I don’t get the admissions scandal. If your kid is as dumb as a rock, doesn’t like school and just wants to party, why give someone a half million dollar bribe to get them into Stanford? Unless it’s for an MRS degree with someone like Bill Gates. Even then, rent them a house near frat row and save s...
by mordacious1
Mon Mar 11, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I stand corrected:

#MooToo
by mordacious1
Tue Mar 05, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Let’s see if we’re paying women employees less than men:
https://www.businessinsider.com/google- ... men-2019-3

Oops
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 03, 2019 4:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I’m not sure why, but this article cracked me up. Probably because I thought it was from the Onion:

https://apple.news/A7BzwL2p0QQuRUXeNn6z6Qw
by mordacious1
Sun Mar 03, 2019 3:21 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

She flies coach...
Her nose flies 1st Class.
by mordacious1
Tue Feb 26, 2019 6:04 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The thing about alcohol and rape, if a woman has one drink and a man has 6, he is still the rapist. A woman can never consent after consuming any alcohol, but men can.

Has Watson ever had consensual sex? I think not.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 21, 2019 2:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Maybe Smollett’s twin brother can finish up his role on Empire until the character dies from cancer or is murdered by a gang of MAGA hat wearing racists. Although the love scenes might be difficult if the twin isn’t gay himself.
by mordacious1
Thu Feb 21, 2019 7:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Smollett-If you’re going to hire people to commit a felony, make sure you pay them with a check.
HaHa
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 20, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Smelly Smollett has been charged with lying to the fuzz. :lol: :lol: :lol: That’s the least of his problems, since apparently he orchestrated that terroristic letter to himself. The FBI will have his nuts for dinner. At least, they should. I can’t think of any of these hoax morons in the past who h...
by mordacious1
Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:49 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Speaking of Bezos, he’s being sued by a neurotic:

http://www.fortune.com/2019/02/07/woody ... ing-movie/
by mordacious1
Fri Feb 08, 2019 5:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Took the fam to Cold Pursuit.

Do not recommend.
I watched the original Norwegian film, “In Order of Disappearance” on Netflix a year or so ago and quite enjoyed it. It’s still available there. Of course, the original didn’t have a maniac who hates blacks in the starring role...so there’s that.
by mordacious1
Wed Feb 06, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Holy Shit.... the AG of Virgina.... the second in-line behind Leutenant Governenor... has just admitted to wearing blackface in 1980. Haha. What a shit show.... or is it a Shinola show.... haha. https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/06/us/politics/virginia-blackface-mark-herring.html This is surely a bla...
by mordacious1
Mon Feb 04, 2019 10:40 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Watched the Super Bowl, and the actors in the ads were, by my rough estimate, 40% black. I don't recall any asians, or hispanics outside of the Mexico Avocados ad. Further, every ad except the aforementioned had at least one black actor in it. I recall another three featuring bints in headscarfs. T...
by mordacious1
Sat Feb 02, 2019 10:00 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Here’s one way to stay warm in Philadelphia:

by mordacious1
Fri Feb 01, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Your career as a liberal Democratic politician is going gray until those photos from college show up: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/va-gov-northams-medical-school-yearbook-page-shows-men-in-blackface-kkk-robe/2019/02/01/517a43ee-265f-11e9-90cd-dedb0c92dc17_story.html?utm_ter...
by mordacious1
Sun Jan 27, 2019 10:31 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: shown poking a Frenchie in the throat
I did that once, too.
Poor Phil, the just can’t catch a break.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:43 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The one drawback to being a proctologist is there’s no room for advancement. You start at the bottom and stay there.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

The problem is, putting all those hard days in at the orifice.
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 3717
Views: 46346

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Just started the prep for my next bum snake on Monday this morning with magnesium citrate. Now coming out entirely liquid (with a whoosh!), but since I can eat until midday on Sunday (when I start the four liters of PEG solution) it's a nice mulligatawny brown. Oh, and as of my last test, the lymph...
by mordacious1
Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:44 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)
Replies: 547
Views: 9152

Re: The Brive, CFB, and FTP Shitposting Thread (Yawn...)

Ape Tucker doesn’t have a problem with free market economies, he’s for them. His main point is that FME should be a tool used to improve the lives of citizens and should not be treated as some sort of god worshiped by all. It’s a means to an end, not the end itself. He’s been making some good points...
by mordacious1
Fri Jan 04, 2019 6:56 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Filed under “Stupid Criminal”: https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/01/04/us/woman-kidnap-karate-studio-charlotte-trnd/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fr.search.yahoo.com%2F_ylt%3DAwr9EelHGzBcs2kAQrRx.9w4%3B_ylu%3DX3oDMTEyMnQ0Nm5lBGNvbG8DZ3ExBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDQjU2MjlfMQRzZWMDc3I-%2FRV%3D2%2FRE%3D1546685383%2FRO%3D10%...
by mordacious1
Sun Dec 23, 2018 1:11 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Dennett Is overrated. Puts me to sleep every time. I even bought a book that supposedly summarized & clarified Dennett, and that put me to sleep. That’s funny, because I bought a copy of Darwin’s Dangerous Idea, because it was all the rage among atheists twenty years ago. It’s been sitting on my sh...
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 19, 2018 8:48 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Keating wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: Holy shit! I am allergic to yellowjackets.
This explains why you hate the French rioters.
He’s gonna need a bigger can,
Or in the case of the rioters,
A bigger can-can.
by mordacious1
Wed Dec 05, 2018 5:20 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

AndrewV69 wrote: I forgot to mention,

Phil is forbidden to be in the same room as a Laguiole knife much less touch one. Owning one is forbidden. Because we all know what will happen.
I don’t know, Four Finger Phil has kind of a ring to it.
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 30, 2018 8:07 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I for one, am glad that Matt is rescuing horses in need. Kind of a civic duty. The people should elect him Mare.

(Alright, I’ll stop after one)
by mordacious1
Fri Nov 16, 2018 9:08 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

The twins share one full time salary, are considered to each to be working a part time job, but are both there full time. Work a few years, then sue for back wages. This is labor discrimination against the multi-headed.
by mordacious1
Thu Nov 15, 2018 5:32 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

So, Elizabeth Hurley attended a Thanksgiving function at the US Ambassador’s residence and is being criticized for showing too much of what we’re thankful for. The ambassador’s name is Woody Johnson. Perfect storm of humor: https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/elizabeth-hurleys-thanksgiving-attire-dinner...
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 6:23 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Driftless wrote:
Who needs bulletproof drinking glasses anyway?
Anyone living on the east side of Chicago.
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:24 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

A lot of long-guns in that crowd...
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 5:03 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

free thoughtpolice wrote:
mordacious1 wrote: Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
Mutual combat/self defense, both good options. The good news is he won't be running for president.
Not in Progressiveville.
by mordacious1
Wed Nov 14, 2018 4:57 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Guilty until proven innocent. Michael Avenatti arrested for domestic violence. His defense: She hit me first.
by mordacious1
Thu Nov 08, 2018 9:11 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Looks like Trump may get a third SCOTUS pick in the next couple of years, and with his increased Senate majority, there's no way it won't be confirmed. Thanks for not retiring under Obama, Ginsburg... She just took a fall and broke some bones.... that's not good news for her. A fall often results i...
by mordacious1
Tue Nov 06, 2018 7:25 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Tigzy wrote: Oh, and it looks like Ted Cruz might lose to something called a Beto O'Rourke.
Nah, they just called the Texas race for Cruz. Republicans pick up seats and maintain the majority in the Senate. Democrats will take the House, but end up looking foolish spending all their time going after Trump.
by mordacious1
Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:04 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

I should go to more pop concerts, this looks like fun:
by mordacious1
Tue Oct 16, 2018 2:41 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

@PHIL
I hope you only got a bit of the rain that hit Aude. That was quite a downpour. Washed away some nuns at the nunnery.
by mordacious1
Tue Oct 16, 2018 8:46 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

Ben Sasse (R-Neb) just said that Trump should send a check for $976.56 to the Pocahontas charity, which is 1/1024 of the million dollar bet.

HaHa
by mordacious1
Sat Oct 13, 2018 8:21 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...
Replies: 5496
Views: 81430

Re: Naked fat black crippled dykes are hard to find...

See, this is one of the problems with the internet. Fifteen years from now, this kid will Google grandpa and scream out: PEEZUS CHRIST!!
by mordacious1
Mon Sep 03, 2018 7:18 am
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 79873

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

by mordacious1
Tue Aug 28, 2018 6:52 pm
Forum: Past Misdeeds
Topic: Fuck off, Jamie!
Replies: 5599
Views: 79873

Re: Fuck off, Jamie!

PZ looks in the mirror and despises pallid whey-faced Americans who can’t get along. Can’t say that I blame him