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by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:46 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ThreeFlangedJavis wrote: snip

https://youtu.be/DRBfM709Yqc
How do you get to be this ignorant? By studying Robotics at MIT apparently. What is it about engineering that attracts the Dunning-Krugerites?
Fuck me. The lunatics really are in charge of the asylum.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I usually find Piers Morgan grating, but he nails it here:

Piers Morgan: Populism Is Rising Because Liberals Have Become Unbearable
There's a bit of a feedback loop going on, and it's a race to the bottom rather than a virtuous cycle.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Speaking of numpties, flat earthers have infested LinkedIn. Someone posted a video of Space X's returning stage and the comments about CGI and reversed video were a wonder to behold.

Sometime I wonder if I am the only sane one in this sanatorium.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hypocrisy and sanctimony aside, at least GT isn't as pig ignorant on the underlying issue as the conspiracy-theorising naysayers. If anything, climatologists have been a bit reticent of late in expressing how alarming they think the situation really is. Poking fun at the sanctimonious celebs is rea...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 3:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I was all in favour of deinstitutionalisation, but I am reconsidering this having listened to the Chosen One's latest offering. And no, I'm not talking about GT.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Aug 21, 2019 2:19 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Just watched episode 1 of Wu Assassins on Netflix. It's proof that diversity is no cure for corniness.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: I started watching American Gods, but it sucked beyond belief. Neil Gaiman really is afflicted with negrophilia.
I'm quite enjoying it, and some of the episodes with Ibis, Anansi, Baron Samedi, and of course Shadow Moon, were beautifully cinematic.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 20, 2019 5:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I panicked briefly when I saw the headline about French musician killed by bear in Canada.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 20, 2019 12:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Good talk on narcissists. The title is a little screwy. It's about both male and female narcissists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE5fZaAzXws Very interesting from what I could get out of it. I was distracted by his amazing ass. He really shouldn't wear tight jeans if he wants to be heard. You m...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: "Don't tread on me" is a Russian slogan?



The left, routinely.
And she is getting turned on there in the middle.
by KiwiInOz
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:53 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I don't know about that. That, buggerit.
by KiwiInOz
Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Whatever anyone may think about climate change, children do not have the experience or cynicism needed to deal with such politically charged subjects. She can be 100% right, but it still won't work on a more astute population. You know, the voting type... I don't know about. Joan and her Ark had qu...
by KiwiInOz
Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Greta Thunberg is making an environmental point by sailing across the Atlantic, not flying - to save CO2 emissions, Five people are flying across to New York so they can sail the boat back. Once upon a time, if you told me about millions of adults joining a thirteen-year-old retard's crusade to sav...
by KiwiInOz
Fri Aug 16, 2019 5:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: Believe it or not, this was 1980 uncontroversial:

I agree. You couldn't get away with throwing your cigarette butts on the ground like that any more.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Keating wrote: So it's finally happened in real life. A person I unfortunately just met, with clear socialisation problems, is getting others to refer to them as "they". I'd give a clear pronoun myself, but I honestly can't tell.
What's wrong with "mate"? It is the perfect non gender specific catch all.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Aug 13, 2019 10:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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katamari Damassi wrote:
AndrewV69 wrote:
Do you think he's instructed Muscato in how to insert a tampon?
Possibly. Just in case he is called upon to instruct a young girl.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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God damn it, can we not just make screwtape President of the World? With Service Dog as VP so that the memoirs afterwards are charmingly written and involve a few midget Chinese hookers. I'll need a trial run with the midget Chinese hookers, but the answer's still probably going to be no thanks! Gr...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Aug 04, 2019 4:28 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote: snip

God damn it, can we not just make screwtape President of the World? With Service Dog as VP so that the memoirs afterwards are charmingly written and involve a few midget Chinese hookers.
My vote is for John to play Sarah Huckerbee Sanders.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Aug 01, 2019 4:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: A lot of this criticism seems to be based on pure ignorance.

Is there not one amougst us that has had their balls waxed?
Mine are in Madame Tussaud's.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 30, 2019 4:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
Hunt wrote: there's nothing more mortifying than having your ass wiped
Does "the help" cut up your food for you too?

/childish
I was thinking more about the splinters from the board.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 7:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: Ho-lee-fork!



If my kids were dragged along to something like that, I'd be boxing some fuckers ears. How is this not child abuse?
The police were called when some guy flashed my wife when she was a kid.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Sounds like a typical summer here. Except for your missus walking in on me bollock naked ...
That could be arranged.

How much heroin, shortbread and haggis have you got?
The haggis might be a problem ...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Christ almighty, it's 23:55hrs and it feels like midday. https://media0.giphy.com/media/VB5WwlZIt8eRy/giphy.gif https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49106092 The missus wandered into the room 20 minutes ago only to be confronted by yours truly, bollock naked, drenched in sweat and staring at the PC screen...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 25, 2019 3:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: snip

I'll continue shitting the way my forefathers did, thank you very much.
What? On the street?
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 22, 2019 3:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Old_ones wrote:
MarcusAu wrote:
Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:36 am
Old_ones wrote: The whole platform was an awful idea to begin with, and it's been taken over by muppets
And just what exactly is your problem with muppets?
I used to date Miss Piggy. It didn't end well.

:twatson:
I heard that she was unwell. Apparently she had a frog in her throat.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Jul 17, 2019 10:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote:
Wed Jul 17, 2019 1:41 am
Well I for one am glad of the contribution women made to the Space Race.
Who's going to play them in the film?

A trans POC of course.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 16, 2019 4:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:

I own dogs because I miss owning slaves.

Even though I've never owned slaves.

Wait, what?
Cats have slaves.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 16, 2019 3:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote:

Shouldn't that be Roots Mon.
BPE level spliff.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote: The scenery is breathtaking. I'd love to hike around the area and soak up some of the green. Vancouver Island is loaded with beautiful scenery and greenery. You could live a long life and hike a different trail or fish a different spot every day for a lifetime. I can't think of anywh...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 15, 2019 10:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Muslim footballer Franck Ribery gets a soaking from his Bayern Munich team mates who drench him in beer during title celebrations Frenchman, 30, had large glass of beer poured over his head Footage of him running away from players trying to soak him went viral Fans said he would be 'p******' off' b...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Sounds a bit Po-Mo
That's a no go, mofo.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: For you Yaxley Leninsts and Tommy Watchers, his trial for contempt of court has started.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48869040
Gunning for Tommy.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jul 02, 2019 2:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: I don't care what anyone says - I'd pound AOC up the wrong 'un until dehydration claimed me.

There, I said it. :snooty:
https://i.imgur.com/QRkEc2f.jpg
That's the Pit for you. Always there when needed for support.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 01, 2019 4:38 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Pussy grab gets pussy pass?
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jul 01, 2019 3:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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You have to feel sorry for the Guardian. They get a dream, peak-Guardian story like 'White fascists put gay Asian into hospital' and they can't use it. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jun/30/portland-police-cement-milkshake-leftwing-rightwing-protests Quillette a right wing magazine? Blood...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jun 24, 2019 1:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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They even have their own "check marks" so they know who's black, and in order to get one you need to send the mods pictures of you proving you're black. So, if for example, I included the vid of that black woman in the thread that shoutinghorse definitely gave a public service announcement warning ...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Giertz ... briefly attended the Swedish Royal Institute of Technology (KTH), studying physics. Giertz doesn't have a degree, and studied physics while she was in school for a year before dropping out. With no background in robotics or engineering, she had to spend hours on Google to figure out how ...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:44 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Converting a Tesla Model 3 into a Ute. Way cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=435&v=jKv_N0IDS2A The upspeak is killing me. "One of the early decisions? we made was to salvage as much of the body as possible?" It's like a slightly more mechanically inclined Rebecca Watson. I didn't no...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Jun 19, 2019 4:23 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Gefan says hi.
Yeah, but he never writes.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Converting a Tesla Model 3 into a Ute. Way cool.

by KiwiInOz
Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:24 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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FYI, Grania Spingies, one of the original founders of Atheist Ireland and a regular presence in online atheism, especially at WEIT, died yesterday. Jerry Coyne and Michael Nugent write of her passing with sadness and eloquence: https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2019/06/17/grania-died/ https:...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jun 17, 2019 3:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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I'm considering walking Hadrian's Wall (or part thereof) during an upcoming vacation, and was wondering if any older (or otherwise) members of the pit have recollection of this time period or part of the country. It's full of Scots. Which makes it a right fine place to be. Hadrians Wall lies entire...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Jun 16, 2019 2:53 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: Speaking of transgender issues - as we so often are.

I always though that KiwiInAustralia guy (aka KIA) sounds like a bird.
On the internet no one knows that you're an old broiler.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Jun 12, 2019 3:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Jesus fucking wept .. :shock:




night all.
Is this the belly dancing that BoxNDox was talking about?
by KiwiInOz
Wed Jun 12, 2019 2:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Talking of Brexit .. Here's EU Supergirl giving it to ya! :dance: 20 seconds in and I could feel the cancer trying to form in my ass...ugh! You must be super tough to last 20 seconds. My GF wishes I could last...[snip] I guess that depends on whether she says "Next" after you finish.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jun 11, 2019 1:41 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Bhurzum wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: Talking of Brexit .. Here's EU Supergirl giving it to ya! :dance:
20 seconds in and I could feel the cancer trying to form in my ass...ugh!
You must be super tough to last 20 seconds. I died of the cancer and I'm being cremated on Friday.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jun 10, 2019 1:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Phil_Giordana_FCD wrote: Going to have diner next week with some friend who used to post here and make funny Hitler videos.

Should I say hi from you people?
Fuck yes. It's been Gluten free here for too long.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Jun 09, 2019 11:18 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: The Trump Dump!
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MarcusAu wrote: Moon(s) as a part of Mars?

I'd be afraid (or perhaps even terrified) if I was coming up with comments like that.
That's what happens when you pluck your tweets from Uranus.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Jun 09, 2019 5:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Why the SJW will probably win, and you'll all be eating halal in Europe. An interesting book chapter by Taleb on the dictatorship of the small (intolerant) minority.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Jun 09, 2019 3:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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InfraRedBucket wrote: Jeez. Words fail me.

It has an honourable heritage.

by KiwiInOz
Fri Jun 07, 2019 3:09 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Budweiser gave the SJW Tumblr rainbow-people everything they could ever ask for. The result? Gratitude? Of course not... https://www.prnewsonline.com/budweiser-uk-pride-campaign If you mix all the colours of the rainbow you get white (so should white represent everyone: "problematic") but that is "...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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shoutinghorse wrote: Arrested for bursting a balloon. :lol:

What a prick.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Jun 04, 2019 1:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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What exactly are the rules of etiquette as to which public figures can be mocked & when & how? Should Presidents of the United States be mocked on a BBC news programme? He should be exempt from mockery as only the second coloured man to hold the office. Orange is the new Black? :clap: :clap: :clap:...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jun 03, 2019 11:45 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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SM1957 wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 5:15 am
MarcusAu wrote: What exactly are the rules of etiquette as to which public figures can be mocked & when & how?
Should Presidents of the United States be mocked on a BBC news programme?
He should be exempt from mockery as only the second coloured man to hold the office.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Jun 03, 2019 4:07 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So president Trump starts his state visit to the UK today and this is what our state broadcaster thinks of as an apropriate welcome. Now I'm all for satire and piss take but sorry I think this is fucking awful. Whatever your feelings about him as a person you salute the rank not the man. The UK has...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Jun 02, 2019 10:25 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Adam sez men are better at sports than women because men designed the sports to favor things men are good at. We need more emphasis on woman-favored events, like gymnastics By the way-- here are 2 female Olympic Gold Medalists reacting to males doing their own routines. I give them credit for their...