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by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 22, 2020 7:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm liking your new line in agitprop, Service Dog.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Oct 21, 2020 3:19 pm
Forum: Every Bleeding Thing Else
Topic: Recipes
Replies: 38
Views: 24891

Re: Recipes

screwtape wrote: Looks like pure spam in the two posts above.

snip
Speak for yourself. I found wisdom in "Contrive beyond the thwack when creating salads."
by KiwiInOz
Wed Oct 21, 2020 2:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Apparently James Randi has died.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 15, 2020 9:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You'll all be rooned.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And Biden will probably just do the same.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 15, 2020 3:36 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm thinking that it's probably time for another revolution in the USA.

Trump didn't drain the swamp, he just changed the plants around the edge for his own.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I mean, debate, singular. Dems will find an excuse to cancel the rest. Half right is better than all wrong. :D I was surprised that Biden managed to appear, simulate, or actually be quite functional. It makes me pretty sure all that obvious facial immobility was Botox. I read your scary post on Har...
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 1:03 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

And just in case you Yanks missed the in-joke, this is the Premier of NSW who has Brive so hot and flustered (after being triggered by Keating).

https://i.redd.it/5tnd1pdjmu511.jpg
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: I’m having involuntary, pornographic, soul destroying flashes featuring Berejiklian.

This must stop.
You've just doxxed yourself Daryl.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 12:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Keating wrote: I thought you were a kiwi, not a bin chicken
You know us kiwis. Eats roots and leaves.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 12, 2020 3:18 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

After some thought over lunch, I’ve decided to formally endorse Trump for President in 2020. Written and typed by Brive1987 Mic drop. Declare the election for Trump now. I guess we heard it here first. Let’s celebrate. https://twitter.com/insiderfood/status/1315586994064498688?s=21 I'd eat it.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Oct 11, 2020 9:04 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: After some thought over lunch, I’ve decided to formally endorse Trump for President in 2020.
Written and typed by Brive1987
Mic drop.

Declare the election for Trump now.
by KiwiInOz
Sun Oct 11, 2020 3:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm tending to agree with you screwy. There seems to be something about Ms Harris that gives normally placid pitters an attack of the vapours and leaves them clutching their pearls. So she's either Hecate herself, with a magic pussy that has somehow got her to the heights of VP nominate, Morloch the...
by KiwiInOz
Fri Oct 09, 2020 11:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

On October 4, 2020, this declaration was authored and signed in Great Barrington, United States, by: Dr. Martin Kulldorff, professor of medicine at Harvard University, a biostatistician, and epidemiologist with expertise in detecting and monitoring of infectious disease outbreaks and vaccine safety...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 08, 2020 3:38 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote: So, you concede they are authoritative, then.
Je ne concede rien.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:37 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Dr. Jonas Ludvigsson, pediatrician, epidemiologist and professor at Karolinska Institute and senior physician at Örebro University Hospital, Sweden. Dr. Paul McKeigue, professor of epidemiology and public health physician, with expertise in statistical modelling of disease. University of Edinburgh,...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Oct 06, 2020 1:59 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

RIP Eddie.

by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Lsuoma wrote:
Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote: That's why we call you a Fascist Tit.
That and I refuse to call the bugger "Dear Leader" :bjarte:
Brassy, uncouth, henpecked meathead!!!
I say old chap. That's not sporting. Just because he refused to bugger you.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Keating wrote: Go fuck yourself with a rotting porcupine
That's the spirit. We'll be back ranking on the radars of the A plussers and SJ-dubs in no time.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

jugheadnaut wrote: I didn't realized Spitting Image had a revival. Here they are on Jacinda Ardern.

I haven't had ginger crunch in yonks.

And that was funny.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Oct 05, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

One of WEITs 'roolz' was to not Bogart the comments with more than 10% of the posts. Sycophant and bombast, Ken 'Circle-K' Kucek was ever exempt, however. Now that Coyne's banned or driven off so many of his erstwhile followers who held or dared expressed contrarian opinions, WEIT is down to about ...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Or hydroxychloroquine.
by KiwiInOz
Sat Oct 03, 2020 1:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Interestingly I notice that the list of treatments for him doesn't include hydroxychloroquinine.
by KiwiInOz
Fri Oct 02, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Screwtape. As a doctor, would you prescribe bleach for Trump?

Please.
by KiwiInOz
Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:18 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Fake News. I heard that the reason Biden and his team wore masks at the debate was so that the democrats could spread covfefe 19 amongst Trumps team.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 30, 2020 3:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Curious to learn today that the Proud Boys have adopted Fred Perry polo shirts in black with yellow logos. it was always called a 'Crombie in my circles Synchronicity-- I was in a Primark store one hour ago, next to a rack marked 'Crombie Coats'-- and I retstrained myself from declaring aloud, "Loo...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 30, 2020 3:25 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Reality bites. Got a date today. The fun begins the day after Trafalgar Day, and if all goes well I will return home somewhere around the New Year. I'll take an iPad, so may be able to keep an eye on you as long as there isn't a nurse looking over my shoulder. Does your wife know? https://sep.yimg....
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 30, 2020 2:11 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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It's not quite trying to conceptualise infinity, but this demonstrates our general inadequacy to project beyond our own bounded world view.

https://media-exp1.licdn.com/dms/image/ ... DGKx_knDew
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 30, 2020 2:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Anyone got any thoughts on why there is something rather than nothing? I know that Victor Stenger said that perhaps nothing is unstable - like balancing an egg on the pointed end. If the doors of perception were cleansed every thing would appear to man as it is, Infinite. Which I've also pondered o...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 30, 2020 2:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Reality does seem to be an incredible and rather unlikely thing. There may not be enough data to know for sure on the question of the likelihood of the whole thing getting started in the first place. Though contemplating black & white holes and the quantum foam might help. And to think that some wo...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 30, 2020 2:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I can honestly say that I was one of the uncool kids who did not have a uniform or fashion other than clothes bought at the local equivalent of Walmart or my school uniform. I wore a pair of denim shorts to my first real date with my girlfriend and another couple, at 16, because I did not own a pair...
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 30, 2020 1:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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snip Adern snip She has one trait, common to the modern lefty, which I find repugnant and that is a strong tendency to be pathologically compassionate to certain groups and display zero sympathy or compassion for the legitimate grievances of others. It's a very dangerous tendency. Perhaps the manne...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 29, 2020 6:24 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Brive1987 wrote: Ardern? Another overly woke young socialist.

Probably she’s fit for her times.
Face it Boomer, you're a grumpy old has been who shouts at clouds.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 29, 2020 6:06 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Keating wrote: And people think mass shootings in the US are totally inexplicable.
So Trump was not trying to stop mail in ballots, rather he was trying to stop people going postal.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 29, 2020 3:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

I'm not a huge fan of Ardern. Even prior to the lockdown, I found her too authoritarian. I'm also predisposed to automatically dislike anyone the media tries to tell me is brilliant because of their identity, in this case a pussy, grabbed or otherwise. It seems to be a matter of perspective, becaus...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Has anyone tried turning the USA off for 30 secs and then turning it back on? Have you guys tried turning Ardern off altogether and putting her back in the box? Why would we want to do that? You probably don't, but I'd consider it a personal favour. Show me on this doll where Jacinda touched your h...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 29, 2020 1:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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It seems especially disingenuous for a slimepitter to pretend that a joking like " grab em by the pussy" spoken in jest to an ostensible friend in a locker room, is some kind of big deal. What I found interesting in all of that is that he was saying that women will let you do anything, even grab th...
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 29, 2020 3:39 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote:
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:26 pm
Has anyone tried turning the USA off for 30 secs and then turning it back on?
Have you guys tried turning Ardern off altogether and putting her back in the box?
Why would we want to do that?
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Service Dog wrote: snip

In a comedy-- the clown is the hero. The 'bad guy' is the uptight authority-figure trying to expose the clown as clownish-- and getting mad at the crowd for loving the clown anyway.

snip
https://i.etsystatic.com/7984009/r/il/6 ... 4_em7c.jpg
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
Views: 4140872

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Has anyone tried turning the USA off for 30 secs and then turning it back on?
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Matt Cavanaugh wrote: snip

Hey, the woke left turned this into a Light vs. Dark cosmic battle. They can fuck off, and I'll gladly associate instead with anyone who's willing to tolerate political and ideological differences.
Slymepit for President
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:09 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: You wouldn't get much fun if you put your left and right onto a seesaw. They actually have to be either side of the centre point.
Centrepoint - Still rather controversial after all these years.
Ah, yes. Bert Potter.

I was at Uni with a female former member of that commune.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 23, 2020 4:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Hunt wrote: snip

Look, it's Senile Granpa vs. The Retard. Either way, the free world is screwed!

snip
I think that its a spinoff from the Dumb and Dumber movie franchise.
by KiwiInOz
Wed Sep 23, 2020 2:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

Service Dog wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: You wouldn't get much fun if you put your left and right onto a seesaw. They actually have to be either side of the centre point.
Which end do you think they're both on?
The down side, obviously.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 22, 2020 7:47 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

You wouldn't get much fun if you put your left and right onto a seesaw. They actually have to be either side of the centre point.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 22, 2020 4:56 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

AndrewV69 wrote: :o :o :o



:lol: :lol: :lol:
I love the redhead cracking up. At least someone has a sense of humour.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 21, 2020 6:17 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

This brave hero sacrificed himself to demonstrate the lengths that Democrats will go to unseat Trump.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 21, 2020 1:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

it seems that the Dems have historically passed Repub noms whereas the converse has not been true I think you're overlooking the obvious precedent: wikipedia Following Bork's nomination, Sen. Ted Kennedy took to the Senate floor with a strong condemnation of him, declaring: Robert Bork's America is...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

So it was ok that the Republicans through McConnell stopped Obama from replacing Scalia 11 months before the election, but its dubious politics to say that maybe replacing RBG should wait until after the election in a month or so? I think the Repubs were in the wrong in 2016. Unfortunately for the ...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Sep 20, 2020 9:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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snip I don't see the connection between what i wrote-- and your reply. Possibly my own fault, if my writing wasn't clear. The premise I attempted to examine-- was that the death of RGB is an opportunity for RGB's fans to bargain for favors from both prez candidates. And-- RGB's fans are in a better...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Sep 20, 2020 2:40 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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The fact that they are political appointees, and can be labelled R or D at all is head scratching shit fuckery. The judiciary should be apolitical. If I were a progressive feminist type-- seeking to leverage the death of RGB for political gain-- Guessing you'll be voting for CMYK. In the meantime, b...
by KiwiInOz
Sun Sep 20, 2020 2:34 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
Replies: 14164
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If I were a progressive feminist type-- seeking to leverage the death of RGB for political gain-- First I'd consider Trump-- are there any concessions we can squeeze out of him? Anything on our wish list he might give, to pander for our votes? Nothing immediately springs to mind. But Trump does see...
by KiwiInOz
Sat Sep 19, 2020 2:22 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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So Trump may be toast with marmalade on top. This is 2020. There's going to be enough events between now and then that will make both Biden and Trump toast that I'm not prepared to call anything at this point. Wouldn't even be surprised if FT decides to add an edit button. That really would be a si...
by KiwiInOz
Thu Sep 17, 2020 11:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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MarcusAu wrote: The place has gone to pot since 1066.
I blame the French.
by KiwiInOz
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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Fortunately herd mentality is going to sort out the covid thing that Trump upped biggly.
by KiwiInOz
Mon Sep 14, 2020 2:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: You is all a bunch of poofs!
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This girl is an amazingly talented drummer/musician and Dave Grohl even wrote a song about her -