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by fuzzy
Mon May 09, 2022 6:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Service Dog wrote: apply that reply to a big rescued bird or the american male sex drive or the election or whatever
by fuzzy
Thu May 05, 2022 9:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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I'm beginning to understand about the music, John, and how I may also be latently gay like yourself. Those small leg hairs rising and falling is a phenomenon I am often tempted to share with young men at the swimming pool.
by fuzzy
Thu May 05, 2022 1:58 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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So ... Laser-Induced Plasma. Mad YouTube perfesser with plausible theory for some of those speedy UFO vids from the Navy. Skeptic stuff.

by fuzzy
Tue May 03, 2022 3:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Anyone following the Alec Baldwin situation who isn't watching these guys has been missing out.
by fuzzy
Sat Apr 30, 2022 4:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Making sure Bhurzum is aware that the Scotsman is well represented in the Depp trial. https://youtube/iSy8S3U6nmI Long clip, one spot e.g. "either he walked into a door, or a door walked into him" and other zingers, I shudda edit clips, also a spot where they debated the value of "he broke away" ve...
by fuzzy
Sat Apr 30, 2022 3:05 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Making sure Bhurzum is aware that the Scotsman is well represented in the Depp trial.
by fuzzy
Fri Apr 29, 2022 4:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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After Amber tosses Johnny's phone off penthouse balcony, Gus Fring locates it via app and barters for $420 and tacos.
by fuzzy
Thu Apr 28, 2022 11:19 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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Summary of Johnny Depp's recent testimony:
by fuzzy
Thu Apr 14, 2022 2:20 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Sometimes I think that I'd like to make Steersman comfortable.
by fuzzy
Thu Apr 07, 2022 9:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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CNN has a strong history of accuracy with regards to Russia.
by fuzzy
Wed Apr 06, 2022 12:49 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Clearly they are setting us up for Michelle.
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 9:02 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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Flies will be easier to swat once we endow them with down syndrome.
https://archive.ph/Fn3LS
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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Fortunately, I am quite normal so this is not a problem.
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 8:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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So John D, all over the county everybody that sees me is thinking gee whiz I looked that guy right in the eye and we did some kind of facial communication of the sort that's being prevented by masks now, and which is always been kind of a problem for visually impaired sorts of people like me, but it...
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 7:50 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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So John D i fouled up the facts of my story a little bit, and I want to correct all that even though Matt will tell me that it's a bad storytelling technique, and he is as always correct, but I just want to say that the deceased was the husband of one of these two sisters, not the father is I had in...
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 5:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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And I would really like to apologize for the spelling of 'weak' because I am trying to learn how to dictate using a piece of shite. So let's start over again. A kid with weak vision has weak vision, and doesn't really want to wear those stupid f****** glasses when they're playing at recess. Gosh it ...
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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Okay, so I live in a fairly small community of some few tens of thousands, so I'm going to bump into lots of these people who saw me, and they're going to think yeah that was that guy in the emergency room, and I'm going to look at them and think, nothing. So when a week vision the kid is playing so...
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:42 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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So John D, a few weeks ago I found myself bleeding in my living room with strangers in my house because I had called 911. I have weak vision and my glasses were somewhere in the shards of porcelain and I had abandoned them in the future proceedings when I learned I was in fact bleeding etc. At some ...
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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Yeah and when I want to know what FTP thinks about anything, I just eliminate the middleman and go straight to CNN
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:29 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Or that this violent alcoholic ever set foot on the noon
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:16 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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And the Mexican cactus.
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 4:15 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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I guess some people still believe the piss soaked Russian hotel bed story is true.
by fuzzy
Mon Apr 04, 2022 2:30 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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https://www.newsweek.com/russia-ukraine-putin-popov-partner-donald-trump-1693210 In a comment suggesting who Russia would prefer in the White House, Popov said on Channel One on Tuesday: "It's time for us, our people, to call on the people of the United States to change the regime in the U.S. early...
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 31, 2022 6:35 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Yo Yo Ma so fat, he has to play his cello like a violin.
by fuzzy
Fri Mar 25, 2022 3:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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by fuzzy
Fri Mar 25, 2022 2:51 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Please don't let it be that service dog just uttered the steersmanism neither fish nor fowl ...Please don't let it be that service dog just uttered the steersmanism neither fish nor fowl ...
by fuzzy
Fri Mar 25, 2022 2:48 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Egad, when I was young I thought it was fun to look like a girly girl, tucked in was not a sin before my bum looked more like a ______________
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 24, 2022 3:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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So I got my dogs 3 years rabies shot recently, and then a few days later brought my cat in for her rabies and feluke and this was her first time to the real vet and I was telling the ladies about how this was a cat that was pretty cranky about getting her nails trimmed in the first cat I ever had wh...
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 24, 2022 2:01 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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fafnir wrote: Weird. For a basic shitty PHP website... it was kind of slow to load.
The spyware is often poorly written and CPU intensive.
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 20, 2022 11:41 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Gah yes I got to mention that the OTHER side of the business was where the real computer graphic money income was: flight simulators, where the competition were General Electric and Singer ...
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 20, 2022 11:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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E&S was a unique environment. Ivan Sutherland, sometimes touted as 'the father of computer graphics' was an MIT prof who rarely traveled to Utah, and a number of the employees at this relatively small company were MIT , and I fell in with some of them and really had a blast there. We played one Scra...
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 20, 2022 8:29 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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by fuzzy
Sun Mar 20, 2022 8:28 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Here's a screenshot toward the end of the credits in ST2: Wrath of Khan, at the time a youthful fuzzy was assigned the kobayashi-maru-like job of customer support for Digistar. This is the early 80s and Silicon Graphics isn't really there yet, so people like in e.g. John D's line of work used what w...
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 20, 2022 7:35 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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I was living in Salt Lake City when ST4 came out, and the theater fairly roared with laughter at the line excusing kotra-addled Spock's behavior with "he did too much LDS in the sixties."
by fuzzy
Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:44 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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So in the '70s fuzzy had exotic gf that went on to do exotic things. fuzzy, once every few years types said exotic-name into goggle, and sees it pop up in some somewhat-exotic domain. Excitedly, fuzzy shares this moment with his current lady friend who often shares details of every last broken toena...
by fuzzy
Sat Mar 19, 2022 4:33 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Bzzt! That's when a wagon train that originated from right near fuzzy's place got ambushed in southern Utah by Mormons dressed as natives, depending on who you talk to got people to surrender and then just shot them up anyway. One or two dozen children were adopted out to various Mormon families and...
by fuzzy
Sat Mar 19, 2022 3:54 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Jackson Mississippi I mean. Jackson MO is where Joseph Smith got kicked out of. Related: Does September 11th 1857 ring a bell to anyone?
by fuzzy
Sat Mar 19, 2022 3:52 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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So addendum, John D not last person I heard using forbidden-to-certain-races word in casual conversation, that would be my old next door neighbor who grew up minority-white in Jackson MO schools. Must be tough to communicate when some of your classmates are allowed to use a different set of language...
by fuzzy
Sat Mar 19, 2022 3:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Now, the mutual friend who is now gone for two years is a severe woo-believer of the first order, and the reason I sought to the web for advice on how an unbeliever can cope with a woo monster. This is why I first sought out the JERF circa '07 leading to the decline in rational atheism that has left...
by fuzzy
Sat Mar 19, 2022 2:57 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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So yeah my icragenarian active-farmer John D passed away more like 5 years ago, and our mutual friend passed away 2 years ago. I did make the most of my one night visit drawing out stories and seeing pictures, and regret that I lack the memory and historical knowledge to be of much used to you pictu...
by fuzzy
Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:39 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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So anyway it's an enjoyable coincidence that this man whose stories I had been hearing for several years and who I met for a single night several years later and passed away just a couple of years ago ago, forever known to me only by the name John D, and you know maybe the sailors and Marines had di...
by fuzzy
Fri Mar 18, 2022 1:32 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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MarcusAu wrote: But it's got a flat bottom.
Damn straight.
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:23 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
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John D, you are killing me. About ten years ago I went in a road trip with a crazy violin teacher ... A couple, old family friends of hers in Alabama, one evening visirlt, he'in his 80s and still farming, his name is/was of all things "John D" and the story I most racall was of his group bringing a ...
by fuzzy
Thu Mar 17, 2022 7:12 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Mykeru has re-emerged. He is in a bad way. Some of you were once his friend, maybe you could help? " [...] eviction or homelessness or joining the Ukrainian International Legion. [...] It's been a few years since his job cracked up, my best guess has been that he has to kill 10 or 20 years till he'...
by fuzzy
Tue Mar 15, 2022 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Yes thank you Fred Gwynne, enunciating 'fizzure' in a slow deliberate manner. I was a younger man back then so all things healed faster than they do nowadays but it was indeed months of a tiny but exquisitely annoying little feature also addressable with proper pooping posture, (the three p's) , cle...
by fuzzy
Tue Mar 15, 2022 5:07 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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I had an anal fissure once, I still remember the way the doctor pronounced the word, not unlike Herman Munster George Gwynne mught have pronounced it in that cousin Vinny movie. My guess, as a certified internet proctologist, it was not so much the giant shit alone, as coupled with the riding of all...
by fuzzy
Tue Mar 15, 2022 2:00 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Even Arkansas pickers have gay songs.
by fuzzy
Mon Mar 14, 2022 7:26 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Good night, jim-dog.
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by fuzzy
Mon Mar 14, 2022 10:26 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Thank you my canine friend for talking me down from the ledge last night. Today I was genuinely relevant in locating wall studs and assuring. She is extra obsessive right now because for the past several months she has been living with a daughter who means well but restricts her activity and contrib...
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 13, 2022 5:31 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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Screenshot_20220313-201638.png I envy service dog his able-to-function-as-part-of-a-team girlfriend. This new window-blind has a tricky bracket, and while her words indicate that she would like some help, any attempt to read and understand the instructions is fiercely resisted as I can't get all th...
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 13, 2022 5:08 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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So I'm trying to have a woman live in my house and it's been just a short while but just a moment ago my cat jumped across the kitchen table and disrupted her dinner plate, a tortoise and calico torby cat with three colored cat that has female genes coming in from both the red and black sides of the...
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 13, 2022 12:14 pm
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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So service dog, a lot less than I used to, but I see now that he's decided to go a little bit more public. We're fuzzy a more Church going man, you could be looking at Mrs fuzzy there she's a good woman brought a lot of money back to Arkansas from working hard for months at a time in distant locatio...
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 13, 2022 11:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
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Views: 112145

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At least kkkamala had an edit button.
by fuzzy
Sun Mar 13, 2022 10:54 am
Forum: Periodic Table of Swearing - The Undead Thread
Topic: Steerzing in a New Direction...
Replies: 6550
Views: 112145

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So my little buddy I told you about that I had an opportunity to hang around with for a few years a decade ago, his dad has an earth moving operation near Boise so one winter here's buddy you're doing some work at at sun valley digging at night and some bar and Seymour Duncan is there and offers to ...