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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Brive1987 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 9:02 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote: Brive wrote:
Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.
I'm guessing this would be one of the jingles:
.com/watch?v=i3MKTm-49uI
She does well to work with the dense /full sound of her band members without be totally drownded out. It sounds OK and maybe with a few more listenings it could grow on me.
Indeed.

And The other of course is “My Immortal” which doesn’t have any drowning out.

I believe the church damage in the video was the result of a Spanish Civil War execution.



There are some acoustic versions of both songs that preserve an honest voice.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jan 18, 2020 7:35 pm

Brive wrote:
Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.
I'm guessing this would be one of the jingles:

She does well to work with the dense /full sound of her band members without be totally drownded out. It sounds OK and maybe with a few more listenings it could grow on me.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Pitchguest » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:28 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: NYT publishes op-ed:

I’m a Liberal Who Thinks Immigration Must Be Restricted


Corporatist elite go batshit.
I mean, it's the same shit that happens in basically every country with an influx of immigrants or refugees. Sooner or later the tide needs to be stemmed or stopped (for a while), and often many of the most vocal supporters of this are immigrants or refugees themselves (because they don't want their host country to be flooded), but to even suggest this is somehow verboten.

In the US this kind of indignation makes even less sense, because there most of the objection is to ILLEGAL immigration. :think:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Brive1987 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:08 pm

Nice to something Lee beyond the two iconic Evanescence jingles.

I just incurred a birthday. Mitigated by cake. A rude backslap to the liver after 9 months of sucking up.
https://i.imgur.com/unkjHfD.jpg

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by free thoughtpolice » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:43 pm

The voice af an angel, reminding me of when California was a nice place before the libtards turned it into the hipster infested, scorched, people shitting on the streets hellhole it is now. :cry:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Pitchguest » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:36 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: If you think voters are racist, you have the right to negate elections you lose:

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/t ... cna1110356
It's curious, really, how mainstream media outlets are just given carte blanche to lie about public figures like this with impunity. They can't even excuse it by saying it's an op-ed; they signed off on this. It's bloody shameless is what it is.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Pitchguest » Sat Jan 18, 2020 2:05 pm

mordacious1 wrote:
Pitchguest wrote: Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:
You might want to check the first comment on this page by windy, I think that was there for a couple of days.
Nooooooooo...~! :twatson: And that was even longer than 24 hours. I've been had! :violin:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9104

by Driftless » Sat Jan 18, 2020 1:20 pm

If you see an overweight person struggling up the hiking trail don't ask them if they are OK, especially if you are "straight-sized":

https://getpocket.com/explore/item/i-do ... ket-newtab

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by mordacious1 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:38 pm

Pitchguest wrote: Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:
You might want to check the first comment on this page by windy, I think that was there for a couple of days.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:34 pm

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9101

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jan 18, 2020 12:09 pm

NYT publishes op-ed:

I’m a Liberal Who Thinks Immigration Must Be Restricted


Corporatist elite go batshit.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9100

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:58 am

If you think voters are racist, you have the right to negate elections you lose:

https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/t ... cna1110356

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9099

by Pitchguest » Sat Jan 18, 2020 8:46 am

Phil, your 'Pit killing record is over. A whole 24 hours. Beat that. :dance:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9098

by Pitchguest » Fri Jan 17, 2020 1:55 pm

Christ. Reading all the shit's happening in Australia, it sucks the only thing I can do is send good vibes. Worse that it's been pouring down here for days now, it's like the opposite of what it was last year. Life just isn't fair. :bjarte:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by BoxNDox » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:20 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: US Appeals court denies brave trans woman, Kathrine Nicole Jett's, request to receive gender-affirming language in court proceedings. Instead, she will suffer the humiliation and literal violence of dead-naming and mispronouning while being sentenced to fifteen years for possession of child pornography.

Is there no justice in America?

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-ba ... s-courtesy

http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pu ... 16-CR0.pdf
Said brave transwoman who pled guilty to attempted to get ahold of kiddie porn. Just sayin'

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri Jan 17, 2020 9:13 am

franc wrote: More bushfire shit - chronic exhaustion. Thought it was just me. It's not. No one around here has been able to snatch more than an hour or two sleep since last year. Seems we have forgotten how to sleep. Started with evac order 3am 31 Dec last year. I drank 3 litres of wine prior to that and crashed at 2am. Drunk driving on adrenaline. Hit nothing. Got there. What a cunt of a thing fires are. Not all of the time. Only when you don't want them.
It sucks. It wears you down. I spent seven months with a "go-bag" in my truck, facing down the driveway to save seconds, even though my escape route would probably be to drive into the middle of the dressage ring and hope the horses have the sense to join me. Sinking dread at the sound of the fire planes coming over, rooting for the wind in nearby blazes to blow the other direction and ruin other folks' lives.

Two years ago my GF lost her house and everything in it. One cat ran away as she evacuated; luckily he showed up after three weeks. Her roommate at the time left her dog inside. One neighbor drove into a ditch while fleeing; the other neighbors tried to drag her out of the wreck but had to leave her. The flames got her a few seconds later.

So when our dry-drunk posturing governor blames the wildfires on climate change and all his fellow metropolitan lefties with their honking carbon footprints fawn all over Saint Greta, and wail that we only have twelve years to DO SOMETHING and save the planet, I'm thinking: guys, I've only got three more months before shitty rainy season turns into shitty fire season, and you out-of-touch, sanctimonious pricks have done fuck all to improve the situation since last time.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri Jan 17, 2020 8:53 am

US Appeals court denies brave trans woman, Kathrine Nicole Jett's, request to receive gender-affirming language in court proceedings. Instead, she will suffer the humiliation and literal violence of dead-naming and mispronouning while being sentenced to fifteen years for possession of child pornography.

Is there no justice in America?

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-ba ... s-courtesy

http://www.ca5.uscourts.gov/opinions/pu ... 16-CR0.pdf

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by franc » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:42 am

franc wrote: More bushfire shit - chronic exhaustion. Thought it was just me. It's not. No one around here has been able to snatch more than an hour or two sleep since last year. Seems we have forgotten how to sleep. Started with evac order 3am 31 Dec last year. I drank 3 litres of wine prior to that and crashed at 2am. Drunk driving on adrenaline. Hit nothing. Got there. What a cunt of a thing fires are. Not all of the time. Only when you don't want them.
Kinda like chicks actually. Now there's some profundity.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9093

by franc » Fri Jan 17, 2020 12:39 am

More bushfire shit - chronic exhaustion. Thought it was just me. It's not. No one around here has been able to snatch more than an hour or two sleep since last year. Seems we have forgotten how to sleep. Started with evac order 3am 31 Dec last year. I drank 3 litres of wine prior to that and crashed at 2am. Drunk driving on adrenaline. Hit nothing. Got there. What a cunt of a thing fires are. Not all of the time. Only when you don't want them.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9092

by franc » Thu Jan 16, 2020 10:02 pm

More fire bullshit -

some friends lost whole house, 2 goats and a dog. Dog was terrified and ran to safe space under sofa in house as fire tore in like freight train. Wife and kid in car. Dog was abandoned.

Choices you never want to make.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by free thoughtpolice » Thu Jan 16, 2020 7:09 pm

That would never happen...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Service Dog » Thu Jan 16, 2020 6:48 pm

franc wrote: More bushfire shit -

I keep accidentally drinking water with rotting animal carcasses and bushfire ash in it from the tap. Not dead yet and am still shitting logs. This "boil water" notice crap is obviously a conspiracy to stop me bottling it and selling it to nightclub retards.

'Straya - land of soft cocks.
You gotta FERMENT that liquid roadkill... then drink it under a full moon. It turns you into a werewolf-type creature/ whatever variety you drank... 'roo, wallaby, koala

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Brive1987 » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:44 pm

It’s pissing down here in Sydney. Koalas will be drowning without their trees.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9088

by BoxNDox » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:22 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Sheffield U to pay students to report fellow students for thought crime micro-aggressions:

https://www.bbc.com/news/education-51098539


h/t titania
In order to describe this, English needs a word that's somewhere between desperate and pathetic, but without the sense of moderation those words share.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9087

by Matt Cavanaugh » Thu Jan 16, 2020 11:03 am

Sheffield U to pay students to report fellow students for thought crime micro-aggressions:

https://www.bbc.com/news/education-51098539


h/t titania

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9086

by Matt Cavanaugh » Thu Jan 16, 2020 9:58 am

screwtape wrote: I don't quite know how Living Marxism magazine turned into Spiked
Cuz "Spiked" is more catchy than "Clinging Desperately to a Failed Ideology News and Review".

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9085

by franc » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:55 am

The other thing the Oz fires reminded me of - my theory that humanity is one third people more concerned with your welfare than their own and two thirds narcissistic assholes that will eat their own children if you don't let them shove in front of you to the evac centre kitchen queue is correct.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9084

by franc » Thu Jan 16, 2020 5:38 am

More bushfire shit -

I keep accidentally drinking water with rotting animal carcasses and bushfire ash in it from the tap. Not dead yet and am still shitting logs. This "boil water" notice crap is obviously a conspiracy to stop me bottling it and selling it to nightclub retards.

'Straya - land of soft cocks.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9083

by screwtape » Thu Jan 16, 2020 4:42 am

Matt Cavanaugh wrote: Official report on yet another paki rape gang that was ignored by police, this one in Manchester:

https://www.greatermanchester-ca.gov.uk ... _final.pdf
I don't quite know how Living Marxism magazine turned into Spiked, but I approve. Their take on the complete silence in the media about Manchester:
https://www.spiked-online.com/2020/01/1 ... ani-gangs/

Police only investigated after a 15 year old was injected with heroin, abused and died. After their investigation, which identified over 50 victims and nearly 100 abusers, they shut it down with no charges out of an over-developed sense of racial sensitivity. So much easier to follow the example of W. Yorks. and appoint community relations officers to increase immigrant muslim recruitment to the force, though they really ought to be careful whom they appoint:

Police officer Amjad Ditta in group charged with sex offences

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Service Dog » Thu Jan 16, 2020 12:43 am

Man, it's cuh-razy... there are so many prominent figures... who Deny The Holocaust Ever Happened.

Such as the deputy editor of the Israeli magazine Haaretz... a guy who won the The Association of Human Rights in Israel Award for 1996!
https://www.academia.edu/39620386/Life_in_the_Matrix

And these German Scientists also say the Holocaust Never Happened!
https://theghostdiaries.com/the-univers ... hysicists/

Neil deGrasse Tyson! Elon Musk! The Guardian!
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/ ... -elon-musk

Even the esteemed Dajian Huineng-- also commonly known as the Sixth Patriarch or Sixth Ancestor of Chan-- successor to the fifth patriarch, Daman Hongren-- aka the founder of the "Sudden Enlightenment" Southern Chan school of Buddhism... even he, born back in 638 A.D... wrote poetry, denying the holocaust actually happened!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huineng#Poem_contest

Really quite appalling. Someone should alert Angela Merkel... the E.U. has laws against this sort of thing.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9081

by Pitchguest » Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:32 pm

Brive1987 wrote: Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
So much for the Black Duchess and the Ginger Prince. (She's mixed and obviously favours her father, but ironically her supporters have used the "one-drop rule.")

All I needed or wanted to know about Meghan was around the time of her wedding with Prince Churning. She bossed around the staff at the palace, making unreasonable demands, and when pressed her Husband-to-be reprimanded them (presumably in his best Hitlerian impression) and loudly ejaculated, 'Whatever Meghan wants, she gets!' Entitled and spoiled the both of them. This latest from Pie has it dead on:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9080

by KiwiInOz » Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:55 pm

Brive1987 wrote: A cumpilation of money shots.

They are fucking scary. We had one of the last F-111's come in low from behind us at Brisbane River Fire. You suddenly start to feel an ominous vibe in your core before realizing what is happening and then the noise of it going over top is ear shattering and fucking awesome.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9079

by MarcusAu » Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:06 pm

Brive1987 wrote: The Sussex Royal website is a clear attempt to establish a parallel brand (based on royal privilege) to Windsor.

That in itself is sufficient to interest anyone with a historical, social or political focus. YMMV.
It's not been the same since they changed their name from the cake. Battenberg, if I recall.

More competition in the marketplace can only be a good thing. Though it might benefit to have a few Levelers about - to make sure their is no tilt to the playing field.

Perhaps I'll check in, in 5 years time to see what has shaken out.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9078

by free thoughtpolice » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:54 pm

Jessica Yaniv assaults reporter outside courthouse. To paraphrase one of the comments: "not only is trans fat a health concern, so is fat trans".
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/jonathan- ... xte.65210/

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9077

by Brive1987 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 12:57 pm

MarcusAu wrote: Not sure what the interest in the royals or their peripherals is. Perhaps some sort of 'macrocosm reflecting the microcosm' or 'the personal being political' or prognostication for the country based on their movements rather than the flight of birds or animals intestines.

Rich peoples problems. I sure all involved will get through it somehow.
The Sussex Royal website is a clear attempt to establish a parallel brand (based on royal privilege) to Windsor.

That in itself is sufficient to interest anyone with a historical, social or political focus. YMMV.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9076

by Matt Cavanaugh » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:49 am

Official report on yet another paki rape gang that was ignored by police, this one in Manchester:

https://www.greatermanchester-ca.gov.uk ... _final.pdf

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9075

by MarcusAu » Wed Jan 15, 2020 10:06 am

Not sure what the interest in the royals or their peripherals is. Perhaps some sort of 'macrocosm reflecting the microcosm' or 'the personal being political' or prognostication for the country based on their movements rather than the flight of birds or animals intestines.

Rich peoples problems. I sure all involved will get through it somehow.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9074

by ThreeFlangedJavis » Wed Jan 15, 2020 9:07 am

Driftless wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:11 am
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.
Not a very well thought out plan:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... erica.html

I guess they want to be like the Kardashians? Charge money for "exclusive" photos of Archie? I'm not sure who will want to pay.

But you never know.
Complete and utter narcissists. Markle wanted the privileges of royalty but displayed zero respect for the responsibility that comes with it. Despite what people think, even a lot of Britons, the monarch plays an important constitutional role and the royal family need to be seen to be aware of that and take their role and privilege seriously. I get the feeling that Markle has zero understanding of this. What exactly is Harry now that he's quit the show? He's not really royalty anymore. Being famous for being famous only really works if you have a particular kind of dysfunction and I don't think these two qualify.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9073

by ThreeFlangedJavis » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:45 am

Driftless wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:11 am
ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.
Not a very well thought out plan:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... erica.html

I guess they want to be like the Kardashians? Charge money for "exclusive" photos of Archie? I'm not sure who will want to pay.

But you never know.
My guess is that whatever is really going on would be news to Harry. A cynic might think that Megs is removing him from any stabilising influences and into the jurisdiction of North American courts.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9072

by Driftless » Wed Jan 15, 2020 8:11 am

ThreeFlangedJavis wrote:
Brive1987 wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.
Not a very well thought out plan:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... erica.html

I guess they want to be like the Kardashians? Charge money for "exclusive" photos of Archie? I'm not sure who will want to pay.

But you never know.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9071

by franc » Wed Jan 15, 2020 7:16 am

katamari Damassi wrote:
Sat Jan 11, 2020 7:47 am
A few years ago I did this dna ancestry test with a company called Family Tree, and the results cast doubt on my parentage because it said I did not share any genes with the country I knew my grandfather came from. With both parents dead I couldn't ask them any questions. For Christmas, my husband got me a 23and Me test. These test results dispute the previous test and aligns more with what I expected a dna ancestry test would find. My only theory is that the Family Tree test(which was only supposed to test the y chromosome) instead tested my mitochondrial dna.
A few surprises from 23and Me: more Neanderthal variants than average, 3% Turkish, 0.5% sub-Saharan African, so by the one drop rule-developed by Jim Crow Era racists, but used by modern progressives-I'm a POC! Yes, I will be demanding reparations, and asking you to check your white privilege.
I had a great chuckle for crassmass. Good friend that's Jewish. Became a Jewish history scholar, studied to become a Rabbi, learned the Torah in Hebrew etc. even though he's an atheist. That's actually no big deal for the cock chopper yehudis - contra the unwashed opinions. Why I like Jews - belief is optional and no one blinks (contra fucking islam). He's devoted his life to Judaic and Palestinian documentary film making. He even made me an honorary Jew.

He did a DNA test. 50% Irish, 50% Nordic. 0% Jew. I had to laugh and rub it in about a cock he had mutilated for nothing. He took it with good humour.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9070

by screwtape » Wed Jan 15, 2020 6:31 am

How could she not know?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9069

by ThreeFlangedJavis » Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:52 am

Brive1987 wrote:
Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am
Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.
Poor old 'Arry must have mistaken all those red flags for green ones. Woke near middle-aged race grifting feminist with daddy issues and he still married her. Latest symptom is the high-end version of isolating the victim from friends and family. I hope Liz cuts of the money and really gives them something to bitch about. On the plus side the MGTOW movement may be getting a royal recruit. Let's hope we get a good custody battle out of this. Markle will probably win. Family court judges can be suckers for borderlines.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9068

by Brive1987 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:06 am

A cumpilation of money shots.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9067

by Brive1987 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 2:00 am

Wow. These are probably the flaps you actually want/need.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9066

by Brive1987 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:44 am

Australia is discovering it has magically generated more people than water. What a surprise. :bjarte:

Meanwhile Blonde is endeavouring to reverse American demographic shifts one baby at a time. She is orientating from politics to tradlife with a new “motherland” podcast.

Kirb would be thrilled.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9065

by Brive1987 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:37 am

Harry and his woke-(ex) princess (sic) can get fucked. Beyond cucked.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9064

by Brive1987 » Wed Jan 15, 2020 1:35 am

ConcentratedH2O, OM wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:24 pm
One year ago today, I was lying on a hospital bed waiting to receive a much younger man's organ. There were several people watching to make sure I didn't bleed too much.

And then I drove to the hospital to get a liver transplant.
A good sober post with the slightest hint of oak.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9063

by windy » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:43 pm

katamari Damassi wrote: A few years ago I did this dna ancestry test with a company called Family Tree, and the results cast doubt on my parentage because it said I did not share any genes with the country I knew my grandfather came from. With both parents dead I couldn't ask them any questions. For Christmas, my husband got me a 23and Me test. These test results dispute the previous test and aligns more with what I expected a dna ancestry test would find. My only theory is that the Family Tree test(which was only supposed to test the y chromosome) instead tested my mitochondrial dna.
You should be able to check and download the actual data and markers used in the analysis with your kit number on the Family Tree DNA website. If they tested Y chromosome dna, the results should show STR (short tandem repeat) numbers.

Either way, uniparental markers only represent a tiny part of a person's lineage and don't say much about recent individual ancestry. There isn't necessarily anything suspicious about having a "typical" autosomal DNA profile for a particular population combined with an unexpected Y chromosome or mtDNA haplotype.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9062

by Matt Cavanaugh » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:00 pm

The soundtrack to Star Wars is racist:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/ ... rejudices/

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9061

by Matt Cavanaugh » Mon Jan 13, 2020 2:19 pm

fuzzy wrote: David Niven. Fuck me.
You're probably not his type.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9060

by John D » Mon Jan 13, 2020 11:57 am

Shit H2O... now I feel like I should quit drinking.... maybe I will take a few weeks off to assess things

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9059

by MarcusAu » Mon Jan 13, 2020 3:09 am

On consideration it was probably Searle.

In any case my internal components are in their assigned positions - in whole or in part I am not in any sense trans.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9058

by MarcusAu » Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:36 am

All my internal organs are right where they should be. Slightly foxed but still desirable in the words of the great Thelwell.

On the the 13th dry day - lets see how January turn out.

And to your very good health, one and all.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9057

by Pseudomonas » Mon Jan 13, 2020 1:20 am

John D wrote: Drag Queen Story Hour at the local public library. Wow....

Now... I don't agree with crazy Christians scaring people... but... who really thinks it is a good idea to have sex performance artists read stories to little kids? It fucking blows my mind that the progressives think this is a good idea.

And so AHA defends the whole thing... of course. Does anyone on the left think there is such a thing as being age appropriate? When will we see little 10 yo boys dancing for dollar bills in gay bars.... oh... too late.

https://thehumanist.com/commentary/some ... hour-drama
Meanwhile in Brisbane...

TL, DR - President of a student society who disrupted a similar gathering has died, reportedly by suicide.

Pseudomonas

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9056

by ConcentratedH2O, OM » Sun Jan 12, 2020 6:24 pm

One year ago today, I was lying on a hospital bed waiting to receive a much younger man's organ. There were several people watching to make sure I didn't bleed too much.

And then I drove to the hospital to get a liver transplant.

It's been a funny 12 months, with some ups (feeling better and better) and downs (infections from 3 of the 5 infective classes: bacteria, viral, and fungal). But it has been a weirdly positive experience. My life will be much shorter now than I would have thought 3 years ago, but it will be better. I did drink a lot, and I was a proper fat cunt, so I know I deserved the liver failure, but it's still a fucking big shock to get told you're dying. Then again, it's a lot better to have cirrhosis as your imminent death reason than say cancer, because as I've seen you can transplant your way out of trouble and magic the problem away. You can't do that with the other C.

I've always hated people who talk like this, but here we go anyway: my 3 years of getting clean and then getting cured have for sure made me a better and happier person. Heavy, daily drinking is fun for the first decade, and then a really fucking boring, expensive, time-consuming, tiring, degrading way to live for the next decade. I was so fucking bored of drinking by the end that I was kind of glad to have something come along and force my hand. Having said that, it did take a few months after the diagnosis - along with some pain - to finally quit, but still the point stands. I can't forget the evening of my first blood tests, when I had gone to a gastroenterologist and said "Doc, I'd like to quit drinking but first can you tell me what damage I've done?" He did the tests, got the results and called me, saying "You need to stop drinking now, I'm worried about you." His concern was obvious. At that point there was a clear and stark choice in front of me: drink or live.

I took a bottle of wine into the back yard to think about this new development.

He was - and is - a good guy, and truly the one who saved my life. Previously, medical folks had been less helpful: I saw my spineless, shifty-eyed GP a couple of years before and asked him for help quitting drinking. He prescribed me a handful of benzodiepines and said, "take these when you quit, you might have seizures otherwise".

I had a living donor, an incredible person who decided to give it a go with immensely noncholant selflessness. Several such people offered to throw me their organ, and this was the most amazing thing to see: people who would risk pain, lost money, and death, all for just saving my life and getting a fucking wicked scar to show off at the beach. I even had people from the Pit contact me to ask about the donation process, including one person who went and got themselves tested for suitability. Unbelievable.

I wish I had wrested philosophical truths from the gods during the despair and anguish of my time spent dancing with death, but sadly I remain the same simple moron I ever was. I always preferred Beavis and Butthead to Seinfeld. All I've got is the Golden Rule: treat other people as you would like to be treated. You never know when you might need one of their organs.
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LSUOMA - edited to try to rescue the joke that funguscock fucked up.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by screwtape » Sun Jan 12, 2020 3:22 pm

Here's a rather odd Russian movie (with English subtitles) for the tankers among you:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by katamari Damassi » Sun Jan 12, 2020 1:30 pm

free thoughtpolice wrote:
Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:38 am
Anyone here want to drop $75 on a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina?
https://canoe.com/entertainment/celebri ... e-a-vagina
You can save $73.50 by opening a can of tuna and leaving it in the sun for a bit.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

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by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun Jan 12, 2020 12:32 pm

Lsuoma wrote:
free thoughtpolice wrote: Anyone here want to drop $75 on a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina?
https://canoe.com/entertainment/celebri ... e-a-vagina
All the nice girls like a candle
All the nice girls like a wick
Cause there's something about a candle
That reminds them of a prick
Nice and greasy, goes in easy
It's a young girl's pride and joy
When you walk up the front with a candle up your cunt
Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy!
Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#9052

by Lsuoma » Sun Jan 12, 2020 11:44 am

free thoughtpolice wrote: Anyone here want to drop $75 on a candle that smells like Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina?
https://canoe.com/entertainment/celebri ... e-a-vagina
All the nice girls like a candle
All the nice girls like a wick
Cause there's something about a candle
That reminds them of a prick
Nice and greasy, goes in easy
It's a young girl's pride and joy
When you walk up the front with a candle up your cunt
Ship ahoy! Ship ahoy!

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