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Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4592

by KiwiInOz » Sun May 19, 2019 10:10 pm

Lsuoma wrote:
Keating wrote: Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?
Goldy who? Never could understand Brive's hard-on or Ol'Kirbo's hate-on.

BTW, looks like B has gone cold turkey on us - no visits since late April.
Now, Arwen Gold is a different story (or so I have heard).

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4591

by KiwiInOz » Sun May 19, 2019 6:45 pm

shoutinghorse wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: What can I say? I'm a shit-lord... ;)
Be afraid, be very afraid.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4590

by screwtape » Sun May 19, 2019 4:06 pm

Bhurzum wrote: I hate myself for laughing but when the wee girl turned around I almost pissed my pants!

Ah, fuck that. I bought hundreds of straight razors and kept them all perfectly honed. The little bastard never managed to cut his throat with any of them.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4589

by Bhurzum » Sun May 19, 2019 1:29 pm

LOL...4th nearly ended me! There's so much wrong with that, the mind boggles! The whole list is gold, cheers for the link! :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4588

by Service Dog » Sun May 19, 2019 1:08 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 4:05 pm
This has got to be the funniest thing I've seen in a long time...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4587

by Bhurzum » Sun May 19, 2019 12:32 pm

I hate myself for laughing but when the wee girl turned around I almost pissed my pants!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4586

by Matt Cavanaugh » Sun May 19, 2019 11:53 am

dogen wrote: Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You're out of your element.
What's your problem?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4585

by shoutinghorse » Sun May 19, 2019 9:03 am

Lsuoma wrote:
Keating wrote: Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?
Goldy who? Never could understand Brive's hard-on or Ol'Kirbo's hate-on.

BTW, looks like B has gone cold turkey on us - no visits since late April.
I've tried myself a couple of times but everytime I think I'm out, the pit drags me back in.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4584

by Lsuoma » Sun May 19, 2019 8:45 am

screwtape wrote: Rather interesting podcast:

youtu.be/PZWUZs_Owns

I'm getting round to thinking that whether Brexit is a good or bad idea, what ought to concern us most is which is the greater evil - letting a population decide it's fate and possibly suffering economic trials as a result, or having political masters who can refuse to follow a democratic result as they feel they know better. I think some economic tribulation would be a worthwhile price to pay to avoid the latter, which is the classic road to totalitarianism.
This is actually the defining moment for whether the UK goes totalitarian or not. If the government can ignore a clear majority in a referendum, it can do anything.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4583

by Lsuoma » Sun May 19, 2019 8:41 am

Keating wrote: Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?
Goldy who? Never could understand Brive's hard-on or Ol'Kirbo's hate-on.

BTW, looks like B has gone cold turkey on us - no visits since late April.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4582

by screwtape » Sun May 19, 2019 5:44 am

Rather interesting podcast:



I'm getting round to thinking that whether Brexit is a good or bad idea, what ought to concern us most is which is the greater evil - letting a population decide it's fate and possibly suffering economic trials as a result, or having political masters who can refuse to follow a democratic result as they feel they know better. I think some economic tribulation would be a worthwhile price to pay to avoid the latter, which is the classic road to totalitarianism.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4581

by MarcusAu » Sun May 19, 2019 5:08 am

Bhurzum wrote: I don't give a fuck as long as they leave my balrogs alone - the coolest beasties in all of fiction!

https://i.etsystatic.com/6655067/r/il/a ... 8_3qbo.jpg

(I'm part of the "they have wings" faction)
I see your staff has a knob on the end. (Yes - you can find a version on youtube if you are of a mind to).

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4580

by shoutinghorse » Sun May 19, 2019 4:53 am

Bhurzum wrote: What can I say? I'm a shit-lord... ;)
Be afraid, be very afraid.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4579

by Bhurzum » Sun May 19, 2019 3:20 am

Kirbmarc wrote: The world looks much saner if you know how avoid the crazies.
Heh. Perhaps it says more about me but I actively court certain crazies. It's not that I agree with or believe their crap, I just enjoy the back and forth shit-slinging, salt and outrage. What can I say? I'm a shit-lord... ;)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4578

by Kirbmarc » Sun May 19, 2019 2:44 am

Thing is, most of the political commentators on social media are pretty vapid and dumb. It's too often about "owning" the other side: fun at times, not really interesting or productive in the long run.

Pretty much the only political talk I find even remotely useful is done by "mainstream" sources. The "alternative" crowd has few things to say that make any sort of sense. I usually read Reuters, the NYT, the WaPo, the BBC, Reason, occasionally the Atlantic and the Economist. No source is perfect, and you always have to check things on your own, but they beat the "alternative" media (either the InfoWars/Breitbart side or the Chapo Trap House/Salon/Slate) hands down.

I also avoid most opinion pieces because they're mostly clickbait even in serious newspapers, and everytime I see anything bout "whiteness" or "the Patriarchy" I skip it because it's woke garbage.

The world looks much saner if you know how avoid the crazies.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4577

by Kirbmarc » Sun May 19, 2019 2:28 am

Bhurzum wrote:
Keating wrote: Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?
She popped up in my YT feed a couple of times but couldn't hold my interest for longer than a minute or two. However, I'm currently enjoying the content pushed by Katlyn Bennet (sp?) - she's a vapid bimbo but certainly knows how to wind up the snowflakes. Plus I'd...well, you can insert your own smutty blurb here.
Twitter keeps suggesting me Goldy-related content even since I foolishly engaged in a twitter debate with Brive a few months ago. :bjarte:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4576

by Bhurzum » Sun May 19, 2019 1:59 am

Keating wrote: Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?
She popped up in my YT feed a couple of times but couldn't hold my interest for longer than a minute or two. However, I'm currently enjoying the content pushed by Katlyn Bennet (sp?) - she's a vapid bimbo but certainly knows how to wind up the snowflakes. Plus I'd...well, you can insert your own smutty blurb here.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4575

by Bhurzum » Sun May 19, 2019 1:53 am

Kirbmarc wrote: The people who clamor the most about their own purity and the evils of sexual education are usually hypocrites.
Ted Haggard syndrome.

:lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4574

by Keating » Sun May 19, 2019 1:53 am

Am I the only person on the Pit who didn't follow Goldy's every move?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4573

by Kirbmarc » Sun May 19, 2019 1:25 am

Keating wrote: Here's a present for Kirb to show no hard feelings:

I've already seen it. I found it funny, but not really surprising. The people who clamor the most about their own purity and the evils of sexual education are usually hypocrites.

Goldy didn't even have the decency to get pregnant with a Pure Aryan baby to fight White Genicide. :bjarte:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4572

by Keating » Sun May 19, 2019 12:38 am

Here's a present for Kirb to show no hard feelings:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4571

by Bhurzum » Sun May 19, 2019 12:19 am

I don't give a fuck as long as they leave my balrogs alone - the coolest beasties in all of fiction!

https://i.etsystatic.com/6655067/r/il/a ... 8_3qbo.jpg

(I'm part of the "they have wings" faction)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4570

by MarcusAu » Sat May 18, 2019 10:59 pm

The Tolkien family are notoriously precious when it comes to their fictional legacy - but perhap evens old JRR was enough of a traditionalist that he would have appreciated more 'fagging' in the story.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4569

by dogen » Sat May 18, 2019 10:33 pm

Bhurzum wrote: Well, since things are a bit slow here, I'll continue to shit-post. You can watch the vid if you want, it's not really important. However, the comments section is a heaving gold-mine of outrage, "what if" predictions and salty butt-hurt.

The reason?

Amazon might "woke" up the new LOTR series and we'll end up with trans* Frodo, black elves, gay Strider and an army of pink haired orcs.



Some of the longer threads are a real hoot!
Didn't Peter Jackson already go there, with the metaphorical gay fisting between Sam and Mr Frodo Sir?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4568

by dogen » Sat May 18, 2019 10:29 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 7:21 pm
Were you a Navy Seal by any chance?
I am the Walrus.
Shut the fuck up, Donnie. You're out of your element.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4567

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 7:48 pm

Well, since things are a bit slow here, I'll continue to shit-post. You can watch the vid if you want, it's not really important. However, the comments section is a heaving gold-mine of outrage, "what if" predictions and salty butt-hurt.

The reason?

Amazon might "woke" up the new LOTR series and we'll end up with trans* Frodo, black elves, gay Strider and an army of pink haired orcs.



Some of the longer threads are a real hoot!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4566

by Keating » Sat May 18, 2019 7:23 pm

I prefer to see it as the glass half full. At least one of the two parties I didn’t want to win, lost. I could concentrate on the other one winning, but that would just make me sad.

Always look on the bright side of life.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4565

by Pseudomonas » Sat May 18, 2019 5:34 pm

dog puke wrote:
Fri May 17, 2019 7:38 pm
Bhurzum wrote:
dog puke wrote: I was a Nigerian Prince. :twatson:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/34ea709 ... d=12895049
That picture was from my time in the Navy SEALs.
Actually, it's a very concise illustration of the Australian election.

Pseudomonas

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4564

by MarcusAu » Sat May 18, 2019 4:51 pm

Nazi's in America! And with the approval of the US government.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MZr5J5DOfk

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4563

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 2:29 pm

Got a nagging suspicion this may have been posted before...but fuck it.



Sometimes Twatter can be a positive thing.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4562

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 12:48 pm

MarcusAu wrote: To be fair to dear old Melodie - I think I'd find myself in the same state if Lawrence Krauss tried to fuck me.
If M'lady tried to fuck me, I'd be like this...

https://media1.tenor.com/images/4b460c3 ... id=9756316

Only joking - she's still my #1 fantasy gal! If you're reading this Melodie, just remember: no one will ever love you like I do... :P

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4561

by MarcusAu » Sat May 18, 2019 12:19 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
shoutinghorse wrote: Thank god the boys in blue were there to stop things getting out of contr .... Oh! :?
To be fair to dear old Melodie - I think I'd find myself in the same state if Lawrence Krauss tried to fuck me.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4560

by Driftless » Sat May 18, 2019 11:51 am

shoutinghorse wrote:
Bhurzum wrote: Ah, apparently it *might* have been fireworks.

Details to follow...
Might have been bricks and stones cracking peoples skulls. Thank god the boys in blue were there to stop things getting out of contr .... Oh! :?

That guy who got fined for covering his face should have just said he's on his way to throw rocks at Tommy Robinson and they would have let him go.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4559

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 11:37 am

shoutinghorse wrote: Thank god the boys in blue were there to stop things getting out of contr .... Oh! :?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4558

by shoutinghorse » Sat May 18, 2019 11:21 am

Bhurzum wrote: Ah, apparently it *might* have been fireworks.

Details to follow...
Might have been bricks and stones cracking peoples skulls. Thank god the boys in blue were there to stop things getting out of contr .... Oh! :?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4557

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 10:57 am

shoutinghorse wrote: Doctor struck off after asking a Muslim woman to remove her darth vadar mask so he could hear her more clearly. She agreed, then complained to her husband who then complained to the hospital citing 'racism' so then of course he had to go. I despair. :roll:

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/st ... i5erxf6YmQ
That proctologist touched my arse!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4556

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 10:56 am

Ah, apparently it *might* have been fireworks.

Details to follow...

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4555

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 10:53 am

Blam! Blam! Blam! Welcome to Islam!



Heh...this could be what we've been waiting for!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4554

by shoutinghorse » Sat May 18, 2019 10:51 am

Doctor struck off after asking a Muslim woman to remove her darth vadar mask so he could hear her more clearly. She agreed, then complained to her husband who then complained to the hospital citing 'racism' so then of course he had to go. I despair. :roll:

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/st ... i5erxf6YmQ

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4553

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 10:03 am

KiwiInOz wrote: Head in the sand and arse in the air.
Is that a pr0nhub category?

Asking for a friend... ;)

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4552

by KiwiInOz » Sat May 18, 2019 4:34 am

Keating wrote: Looks like a surprise victory for ScoMo. I was expected Labor to win.
I never underestimate the capacity of the Australian electorate to vote against the long term interests of the country. Head in the sand and arse in the air.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4551

by Keating » Sat May 18, 2019 3:14 am

Looks like a surprise victory for ScoMo. I was expected Labor to win.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4550

by Bhurzum » Sat May 18, 2019 1:35 am

Keating wrote: Had to wait an extra half hour in the queue because they ran out of sausages.
Sausage Sanga Saga II: Electric Boogaloo?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4549

by Keating » Sat May 18, 2019 1:09 am

KiwiInOz wrote: Happy Democracy Sausage Day.
Had to wait an extra half hour in the queue because they ran out of sausages.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4548

by AndrewV69 » Fri May 17, 2019 11:30 pm

You guys are killing me ... again.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4547

by Bhurzum » Fri May 17, 2019 8:06 pm

dog puke wrote: That picture was from my time in the Navy SEALs.
So you're not a fan of the MRE's? That's hardcore!

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4546

by dog puke » Fri May 17, 2019 7:38 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
dog puke wrote: I was a Nigerian Prince. :twatson:
https://media1.tenor.com/images/34ea709 ... d=12895049
That picture was from my time in the Navy SEALs.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4545

by Bhurzum » Fri May 17, 2019 7:31 pm

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4544

by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri May 17, 2019 7:24 pm

Guest_ac4734fa wrote: Does anyone here give a shit about anything any more?
I don't recall any of us giving a shit about anything before.

Okay, maybe Welch did about Led Zep.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4543

by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri May 17, 2019 7:21 pm

Were you a Navy Seal by any chance?
I am the Walrus.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4542

by dog puke » Fri May 17, 2019 6:51 pm

Bhurzum wrote:
KiwiInOz wrote: Were you a Navy Seal by any chance?
I fucking love that! One of my all-time favourite memes (copy pasta).
I was a Nigerian Prince. :twatson:

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4541

by Bhurzum » Fri May 17, 2019 6:33 pm

KiwiInOz wrote: Were you a Navy Seal by any chance?
I fucking love that! One of my all-time favourite memes (copy pasta).

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4540

by KiwiInOz » Fri May 17, 2019 6:15 pm

Guest_ac4734fa wrote: Oh goodie, I got through again. Look Cavanaugh, you petty little fuck, dance around pretending you aren't a vapid shit. You wouldn't know what to do if faced with a genuine human capable of poking you in the nose. Are you willing to back up your pile of shit words you say, do they mean anything? Coward, you dilettante dancing around pretending to knowledge but shy away when anyone calls you out for being the pretender you are
Were you a Navy Seal by any chance?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4539

by Guest_ac4734fa » Fri May 17, 2019 5:58 pm

Oh goodie, I got through again. Look Cavanaugh, you petty little fuck, dance around pretending you aren't a vapid shit. You wouldn't know what to do if faced with a genuine human capable of poking you in the nose. Are you willing to back up your pile of shit words you say, do they mean anything? Coward, you dilettante dancing around pretending to knowledge but shy away when anyone calls you out for being the pretender you are

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4538

by Guest_ac4734fa » Fri May 17, 2019 5:48 pm

Does anyone here give a shit about anything any more?

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4537

by Pseudomonas » Fri May 17, 2019 4:14 pm

KiwiInOz wrote: Happy Democracy Sausage Day.
Not been yet.

Now, do I vote for dog poo, cat poo, free-range organic chickenshit, or the stuff that comes out of a bull with massive diarrhoea.
:hankey:
Or do I draw a :cdc: instead.

Choices, choices...

Actually, Pirate Party for the win - they have a decent and comprehensive set of policies (including for science/research!! - not seen another party which deigns to have one) which mere mortals like us are allowed to see. WTF is it about Australian mainstream parties not publishing their manifestos until just before the election? It's almost like they have something to hide :bjarte: .

Pseudomonas

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4536

by KiwiInOz » Fri May 17, 2019 3:45 pm

Matt Cavanaugh wrote:
MarcusAu wrote: Anyone seen the new 'Catch 22' TV series?
I can't watch it until I've already watched it.
Schrodinger's Catch 22

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4535

by KiwiInOz » Fri May 17, 2019 3:12 pm

Happy Democracy Sausage Day.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4534

by Matt Cavanaugh » Fri May 17, 2019 2:21 pm

Guest_ac4734fa wrote: Matt I didn't think you would admit to being such a petty little shit so easily, but thanks. Nobody watching you polishing your knob on the internet believes you are anything like the authority you pretend to be, and I think even a petulant retardvsuch as yourself must realize this.

Go live a life you feeb, and quit pertending to an expertise on anything. You won't back up anything you say. Must be hard to be kinda conservative in California so you heard to suck a few of the proper dicks.
Harasho, tovarich. Now go drink a couple of glasses of water and take some aspirin before you pass out.

Re: You is all a bunch of poofs!

#4533

by Guest_ac4734fa » Fri May 17, 2019 2:03 pm

Matt I didn't think you would admit to being such a petty little shit so easily, but thanks. Nobody watching you polishing your knob on the internet believes you are anything like the authority you pretend to be, and I think even a petulant retardvsuch as yourself must realize this.

Go live a life you feeb, and quit pertending to an expertise on anything. You won't back up anything you say. Must be hard to be kinda conservative in California so you heard to suck a few of the proper dicks.

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