If thou gazest long into the Pit, the Pit will also gaze into thee

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By Dick Strawkins:

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Lsuoma:

[img]http://slymepit.com/staticimgs/bjarg.jpg[/img]

Not all of these are Bjartesque, but since the mind of Service Dog is inscrutable, they go together.

Service Dog:

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Mykeru:

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Bhurzum:

[img]http://i1286.photobucket.com/albums/a614/murgustrum/bjarte1_zpseecc5cf9.png[/img]

Tony Parsehole:

[img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3782/11190074206_2838e704f8_o.jpg[/img]

Dick Strawkins, ninja'd by Tony:

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Bjarte Floshaug, after being decorated by the Surlyfuhrer after the Battle of Dublin:

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A variation on my last Bjarte, this one with the real deal resplendent in his Surlies.
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ROBOKiTTY I appreciate you helping out with this thread! :D

James Caruthers:

[img]http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx91/samuraigoomba/steers.png[/img]

Service Dog:

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free thoughtpolice:

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Lsuoma:

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mikelf:

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ConcentratedH2O, OM:

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Thanks for the great effort Gumby :clap: If it was a poll, I'd have to go for Parsehole's laundry strip :D

Famous Norwegian artist Theodor Kittelsen getting the Bjarte treatment.

Brive1987:
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ConcentratedH2O, OM:
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based on [url=http://slymepit.com/phpbb/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=224]this user's avatar[/url] when said user whined about Bjarte parodies sucking.

[quote="greylurker"]Great effort Gumby. Thank you. As a result of the assembly, was critical mass achieved? Any long term damage?[/quote]

Well, other than straining my wanking hand with all that cutting and pasting, I think overall there were no serious long-term effects.

Great effort Gumby. Thank you. As a result of the assembly, was critical mass achieved? Any long term damage?

Thanks for the effort Gumby. Your Vietnam nostalgia effort is probably the most memorable for me. I recall seeing that clip on TV as a kid, pretty shocking at the time.

Thank you Gumby :)

So many brilliant ones :D

The Death Star Bjarte is just sick, Strawkins.

Kudos to you for putting in the effort to compile these.

Bravo, Gumby.

[quote="Gumby"][quote="Tony Parsehole"]Fucking hell Gumbers. I think it's safe to say the Pit went through a Bjarte phase this past month.
Cheers for doing this, didn't realise how many I'd missed. Must have taken fucking ages.[/quote]

Six hours out of my life I won't get back...[/quote]

Echoing the thanks!

By Gefan
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[quote="Tony Parsehole"]Fucking hell Gumbers. I think it's safe to say the Pit went through a Bjarte phase this past month.
Cheers for doing this, didn't realise how many I'd missed. Must have taken fucking ages.[/quote]

Six hours out of my life I won't get back...

Fucking hell Gumbers. I think it's safe to say the Pit went through a Bjarte phase this past month.
Cheers for doing this, didn't realise how many I'd missed. Must have taken fucking ages.

Bhurzum:
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Ted Dahlberg:
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Dick Strawkins:
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CH20, OM:
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Ted Dahlberg:
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Ape+lust:
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Service Dog:
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windy:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/eMocqBS.png[/img]

Tony Parsehole:
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greylurker:
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Matt Cavanaugh:
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mikelf:
[img]http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o748/mike_lf/bjarte_joke_zps95bdb84c.jpg[/img]

Git:
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Al Stefanelli:
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Random Lurker:
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Tigzy:
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Dick Strawkins:
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Cunt of Personality:
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HoneyWagon:
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DownThunder:
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Dick Strawkins:
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James Caruthers:
[img]http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx91/samuraigoomba/Bjartefeminism.png[/img]

Dick Strawkins:
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BarnOwl:
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Guestus Aurelius:
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BarnOwl:
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Mykeru:
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James Caruthers:
[img]http://i745.photobucket.com/albums/xx91/samuraigoomba/bjartejapan-1.png[/img]

Mykeru:
[img]http://i.imgur.com/PlXONzj.jpg[/img]

mikelf:
[img]http://i1341.photobucket.com/albums/o748/mike_lf/bjarte_knock_zps84bf07df.jpg[/img]